However, there were too many couples, and the civet began to worry. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

With so many people, which pair should I start with?

So, the Buddha asked, "Shi Mei! You say, where do we start? ”

At noon, Mei claimed to be experienced, so when she encountered this kind of question about love, the Buddha still had to ask Wushi Mei for advice.

"There it is! Let's start with that pair! ”

At noon, Mei looked left and right, and picked a pair of young couples hiding in a shop on the corner of the street for the Buddha, pulling and whispering.

The man's hair was high, he was wearing a cyan gown, and the woman was wearing a double hanging bun and a pink Luo skirt, and the two of them held hands with each other and looked at each other with a smile, as if they had eaten honey, and their eyebrows were flattering.

Needless to guess, the couple must be in love.

At noon, Mei is really very experienced!

The two men found a place close to the couple, hid behind a large tree, and quietly began to peek.

The tanuki watched carefully as the man and woman moved.

The man's hand gripped the woman tightly, and the woman was shy, her face flushed with shame.

Belch! …… Why does it look so disgusting!?

The Buddha suddenly had a feeling of rejection and disgust in his heart.

At noon, Mei suddenly spoke.

"The relationship between men and women is actually very simple! There are only three steps! ”

"Three steps?"

Is it that simple to fall in love?

"What are the three steps?" The civet asked in surprise.

She really didn't expect that falling in love could be completed in just three steps.

"The first step, hold the hand! The second step, Lu. ”

"Lu?"

What else do I understand by the handle? But what does this Lu mean?

Although this world is nondescript, it is still ancient after all, and the words used and the words used still have an ancient flavor.

However, the Buddha really can't understand the meaning of the word "Lu".

In her mind, "Lu" was just a surname, and she only knew Lu Bu.

"Lu is ...... It's ......"

At noon, Mei suddenly stammered.

As for the meaning of "Lu", it's not that he doesn't want to explain, it's just that the explanation of the word "Lu" is too specific and really embarrassing.

"What is it?" The Buddha asked innocently.

"Ahem! Cough! ～”

At noon, Mei Gan coughed twice, looked up at the innocent Buddha civet, and finally spoke seriously.

"'Lu'~ is mouth-to-mouth! Men and women, mouth-to-mouth meaning! ”

"Men and women? Mouth-to-mouth? …… Yes! That...... Isn't that what kissing means? ”

The Buddha listened to Mei Yi's explanation at noon and suddenly realized.

It turns out that this "Lu" means kissing!

This is really surprising and embarrassing!

"I guess it's kissing! We also call it 'Be Nice'! ”

'I'm a god!' Obediently 'kissing'? ”

The Buddha was amazed one after another.

"Look at them!"

At this moment, at noon, Mei suddenly asked the Buddha to see the man and woman hiding behind the shop.

The civet looked up and looked over.

When she saw that the man and woman who were still squirming and squirming at the back of the shop had already hugged each other and kissed fiercely, she was stunned.

"Ahh ～”

A wave of heat hit, making the face of the Buddha "soar" and turn red.

She hurriedly turned back in shyness, and began to scratch the bark with her fingers, her cheeks crimson and still hot as fire.

Meow! ～

"They...... They actually kissed! ”

The Buddha stammered, embarrassed and didn't dare to look at the afternoon plum again.

However, the man and woman were also surprisingly bold, hiding behind the shop and blatantly starting to kiss.

Compared to the civets, they are much more open!

"Don't look at them! This kind of thing is all hidden! Let's just take a sneak peek! ”

Peek? Why did you secretly see it in the mouth of Wu Shimei, but it sounded so serious?

"Oh!"

The Buddha didn't dare to look at it.

She then scratched and scratched the bark with her hands until her fingers began to redden, but at noon Mei began to feel sorry in her heart.

"Don't catch it!"

At noon, Mei suddenly grabbed the jade hand of the Buddha.

The Buddha looked at Wu Shimei in a daze, a pair of bright ice eyes like water, flashing with sparkling waves, timidly withdrew his jade hand, and a trace of affection rose in his heart.

The two were stunned for a moment, and then ......

"And what about the third step? The third step, shouldn't it be a pop? ”

According to Mei's introduction at noon, one is holding hands, but kissing, and the third is popping.

This step, the Buddha himself knows! It's the level of development between men and women!

"Bang bang?"

At noon, Mei frowned.

"Papa" is the common name of modern people for men and women, and as an ancient person, Mei Ke heard it for the first time.

"Bang bang...... Bang Bang ...... It's the kind of thing that is drawn in that book! ”

The Buddha blushed shyly, and suddenly didn't know how to explain it specifically.

Do you want to tell him...... Is it that and that?

"Books? ...... "Eighty-Eight Styles"? ”

Fortunately, Mei was smart and witty at noon, and from the words and expressions of the Buddha, she understood what the book meant.

"Uh-huh!"

The Buddha nodded heavily, breathing a sigh of relief in his heart.

Finally, I don't have to think about how to explain it! ～

At noon, Mei couldn't help but laugh.

"That's right! The last step is what you call 'popping', which we call 'sleeping together'! ”

At noon, Mei carefully explained to the Buddha the name of "popping" in their place, and smiled slightly after speaking.

But his smile, in the eyes of the Buddha, felt as if he was being teased.

The Buddha wanted to cry and said without tears: "It's really a snap?!" It's really drunk too! I thought it was easy! Unexpectedly, I couldn't complete one of the three simple steps! Three more steps! And you have to bang with people! In this case, how can I go back in my life!? ”

Alas! There is little hope! This made the Buddha, who had always been not afraid of heaven and earth, suddenly feel a little scared and disappointed in his heart.

Although she was born with a childish face, although she will not age because of the changes of time, she really just doesn't want to stay here and waste her youth.

"It's okay! We can take our time! ”

At noon, Mei patiently comforted the Buddha, but the Buddha still couldn't lift his spirits.

"How do you take your time? I don't even have a boyfriend! ”

This is a fundamental question.

Don't have a boyfriend? How to take your time?

At noon, Mei understood what her boyfriend meant, smiled blankly, and said lightly: "You can treat me as a boyfriend, try it first!"

"Experiment?"

I've heard of trying love before marriage, but haven't heard of trying to fall in love?

The Buddha really thought that Wu Shimei's idea was so strange.

"Hmmm! You can only really learn if you try it! ”

At noon, Mei nodded, without a trace of expression on her face, as if she was purely doing this as a task.

The Buddha saw it and thought about it carefully. (To be continued.) )