Chapter 273: Returning Home and Meeting a Road Tyrant
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Xu Hao's shameless words naturally made others angry, not to mention Su Ruolan and their daughters, even Xue Ling'er, a little girl, pouted, and said unhappily, "Brother Xu Hao is a big pervert, Sister Yiyi won't let you kiss it!" ”
"Huh!"
Xu Hao smiled, "Then will you let me kiss it?" ”
"Die!"
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After Xu Hao dodged, he said with a smile, "What? Do you want to cheat? ”
As soon as these words came out, the faces of several other people were not good-looking, even Lin Yiyi, who had always been cold, had a stinky face at this time, and looked at Xu Hao with hatred.
But at this time, Xu Hao was like DPS, trying hard to attract hatred, and other people had no way to take him.
In the end, Lin Yiyi still compromised, although she was extremely reluctant, but in such a matter, she didn't want to play tricks, let alone face a stinky guy like Xu Hao.
She walked towards Shangguan Feifei step by step, and everyone was a little frightened.
Xue Ling'er, who originally wanted to dissuade her, was also looking forward to it at this time, and seemed to want to see the legendary La*La.
Shangguan Feifei was also nervous at this time, although she had a leg with Lin Yiyi before, but when this happened in front of others, she suddenly felt a little scared.
In the past, she hid it well, and at the same time, she didn't dare to suspect him casually, so no one knew that she was La*La, at that time, even if she was intimate with a woman anyway, she could only say that she was a best friend, and it was difficult for other people to associate with other things.
However, at this time, in front of so many people, she was a little scared.
At the same time, he was a little excited, this is all human nature, thinking of being able to kiss his old lover in front of so many people, Shangguan Feifei's face couldn't help but have a hint of blush, but there was still a little bit of expectation.
Lin Yiyi over there is better than Shangguan Feifei, but it is also limited.
She didn't have Shangguan Feifei's fanaticism for this, she was much more passive in the past, and she wanted to leave later, but Shangguan Feifei didn't agree with it. However, today to do such a thing with Guan Feifei in front of so many friends, it also made her very complicated.
She didn't walk fast, but at such a distance, she couldn't get there in a few steps at all.
When the two of them stood face to face, Xu Hao also said with some opportune words, "Now is the moment to witness the miracle!" ”
Xue Ling'er over there didn't know what she remembered, and collapsed on the ground laughing.
Shangguan Feifei and Lin Yiyi are embarrassed!
At this time, they would have kissed for five minutes and the punishment would have ended, but after hearing Xu Hao's interjection at this time, they also felt weird.
Shangguan Feifei glared at Xu Hao angrily, and when she saw Xu Hao deliberately pretending not to see it, whistling and pretending to be innocent, she had an urge to bite.
The time for a miracle is finally coming!
This time it was no longer Xu Hao's coaxing, but something really happened.
At this time, not only Xu Hao stopped his coaxing, but even the other beauties widened their eyes at this time, looking at the couple who hugged and kissed tightly.
Bai Wei, Luo Lan and Xue Ling'er all live with Lin Yi, so they are naturally extremely familiar.
If it's a stranger or a person in a general relationship, it's just interesting, but if it's a familiar person around you, it's extra exciting.
Therefore, several of them also opened their eyes wide.
And at this time, Shangguan Feifei and Lin Yiyi are too, if they are still a little unable to let go at the beginning, after all, they haven't been in so long a time, and they are embarrassed in front of so many acquaintances. However, the more they got to the back, the more they threw themselves into it, as if they had forgotten the existence of other people, and as if they had returned to the years of burning passion in the past, they became more and more feeling and obsessed with it.
Looking at the way they put their engagement, all of them were stupid.
Xue Ling'er muttered even more, "It turns out that true love is really La*La, and I am beginning to believe in love again!" ”
Poof!
Although Xue Ling'er's voice was not loud, but at such a quiet time, everyone could hear it clearly, Xu Hao was directly laughed, and Luo Lan over there was a black line.
"Don't look at the children, they should have the eyes of a needle!"
At this time, Luo Lan remembered that there was still a minor here, and hurriedly went over to blindfold her.
Xue Ling'er's little hand wanted to move Luo Lan's hand away, but it was impossible, she said dissatisfiedly, "Sister Luo Lan, now the TV is on a larger scale than this, right?" ”
Luo Lan was speechless for a while, Xue Ling'er really had no way to refute what she said, so she could only play tricks, "If I say no, I can't do it!" ”
Luo Lan, who has always been gentle and virtuous, rarely has been so unreasonable, and Xue Ling'er has no choice.
"Seeing that they are very sensitive, is it really very comfortable to pull * la?"
Xue Ling'er couldn't see the live broadcast anymore anyway, so she simply talked to herself there, which made Luo Lan angry when she heard it.
At this time, Luo Lan had already hated Xu Hao, if it weren't for the punishment that this guy proposed, Xue Ling'er would not have been taken badly.
If Xu Hao knew Luo Lan's thoughts, he would definitely feel very wronged, just a ghost girl like Xue Ling'er, do you still need to teach herself? She's bad enough, okay?
Besides, you're too favoritism, aren't you?
When I kissed you myself, why didn't you think about bringing bad children, and now what happened to other people's two beauties kissing there? Isn't it more aesthetically pleasing?
It's just that Xu Hao, who didn't know these at this time, still watched the performance of Shangguan Feifei and Lin Yiyi with relish, the two of them completely felt it, and they didn't care about other people's thoughts at all, the French kiss was simply perfect, and it didn't look like the first time at all.
Bai Wei over there was already suspicious, of course, even if Bai Wei doubted, she wouldn't say it, she was thinking about the time after that.
When Su Ruolan shouted that the time was up, the two of them stopped out of breath.
Xue Ling'er broke free from Luo Lan's hand and said a little depressedly, "I seem to have missed something, but I seem to have found something!" ”
Xu Hao said with a smile, "If I can promote this pair, am I immeasurably meritorious!" ”
Pretend not to see other people glaring at you.
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The seven of them played until more than eleven o'clock before they fell asleep sleepily and tiredly, and at this time, even Xu Hao's good spirit was a little unbearable.
However, when he slept until midnight, he suddenly felt a soft body in his arms, and he suddenly woke up.
If it was someone else, with Xu Hao's vigilance, he would have found out a long time ago, but at this time, it was Shangguan Feifei, and her fragrance made Xu Hao also get used to it, so he didn't react until he got into his tent.
Although there was already protection all around, and there were a few torches and some traps, so Xu Hao slept so deeply, but if it wasn't for the miserable being beaten by them before, he wouldn't have been tired half to death.
In the past, although Xu Hao asked them to sing all kinds of songs, and also sorted out Shangguan Feifei and Lin Yiyi, but when the other four people were in charge, he just lost.
If they were still a little controlled before, when Xu Hao asked Lin Yiyi to kiss Shangguan Feifei, everyone's atmosphere was a little tense. As these people became more and more serious, coupled with Xu Hao's deliberate release of water, Luo Lan and Su Ruolan in the back did not have much difficulty in passing.
Even if other people saw that this was releasing water, Xu Hao had no intention of changing.
However, for such a person who does not abide by the rules of the game, they also taught Xu Hao a hard lesson.
When he heard the punishment negotiated by these people, he already regretted it, if he had known, he would have asked Luo Lan to sing a divine comedy like "Nervous", and in the end she couldn't do it, she could also be like a simple punishment, where would she let herself fall in.
It's good now!
Xu Hao, who had just taken a bath, estimated that he was going to take a bath again.
After being beaten by them, these people are getting more and more energetic, and when they start to think of his game again, Xu Hao is also gradually collapsing, no wonder he is, it is really difficult to win when facing six alone.
If it weren't for the strange relationship between Shangguan Feifei and Lin Yiyi that made them a little distracted, Xu Hao estimated that it would be even worse.
At eleven o'clock, everyone went back to their tents to rest, who knew that Shangguan Feifei would come in at this time.
Xu Hao didn't open his eyes, he hugged the beauty in his arms, and said a little vaguely, "Who, you don't sleep at night, what are you doing here?" ”
Shangguan Feifei gave him a fierce look, and then reacted, Xu Hao at this time was invisible.
She whispered, "It's me, be quiet!" ”
Although she also felt that the other girls should sleep very deeply, otherwise they would not dare to come over at this time.
But who can say for sure about such a thing, and if it is discovered by heat, it will be embarrassing.
Xu Hao also had a little spirit and asked, "What are you doing?" It's such a big night, go back to sleep! ”
Xu Hao didn't think about anything else at this time, after all, there were still so many people at this time, and the tents of several people were not far apart, just two or three meters away, and it was impossible to get any sound at all.
"Idiot, what do you think I'm doing here?"
Shangguan Feifei said dissatisfied.
Xu Hao was still groggy at this time, where did she have time to think about what she wanted to do.
He said angrily, "How do I know, I'm going to sleep!" ”
Shangguan Feifei almost died of anger, a big beauty like himself is here, he actually wants to sleep, this is the biggest provocation to the beauty.
She is not a simple woman, so Xu Hao was also unlucky when she offended her at this time.
When Shangguan Feifei grabbed Xiao Xu Hao, he really didn't feel sleepy at all.
Xu Hao, who came to his senses, knew very well that if he didn't do what she wanted at this time, it would be a question of whether this little Xu Hao could save his life.
He didn't want to gamble with this crazy woman, so he shouted in a low voice, "You are sick, what are you doing at this time, so that others are not afraid of hearing it?" ”
What did they hear? Anyway, they already know about us! ”
Shangguan Feifei replied indifferently, she didn't know what was wrong with her, she didn't feel a little sleepy today. I don't know if it was Xu Hao's kiss with Luo Lan that stimulated her before, or her own kissing with Lin Yiyi that made her feel good, but she just couldn't sleep anyway.
This hour has tormented her to the point of madness, and she can't sleep at all.
Counting the stars and counting the sheep has no effect at all. After being quiet for ten minutes, she came over after hearing that there was indeed no reaction around her, just to ask Xu Hao to help her, who knew that this guy's reaction naturally made her very unhappy.
Hearing Shangguan Feifei's cheeky words, Xu Hao was also scared silly.
This woman has a problem with her brain, is it okay for others to know that we are in bed and to hear or see us in bed?
Even if she doesn't mind broadcasting live here, Xu Hao himself does.
If Luo Lan really sees himself as such an obscene person, it will be over.
There are also a few Bai Wei, I don't have any thoughts about them, it doesn't mean that I don't pay attention to other people's opinions, if the three of them say bad things about themselves in front of Luo Lan every day, it will be very difficult for them to be with Luo Lan.
He grabbed Shangguan Feifei and said angrily, "You have a brain disease, are you excited to be watched by everyone today, so you still want to perform like this at this time?" ”
Shangguan Feifei nodded violently and said, "How do you know, since you know, then come quickly!" ”
Xu Hao is really convinced, this woman is really sick, she is usually extremely smart, she can't hear that she is talking back at this time, and he is also convinced.
He said angrily, "Go back quickly, we'll let you get enough when we get home, and be a fart at this time!" There are also children here, and they don't have to live if they are seen! ”
Originally, Xu Hao didn't want to speak, but at this time, he was stimulated by Shangguan Feifei.
Shangguan Feifei didn't care so much, "You said Xue Ling'er is a child? Are you kidding? Hurry up, you are my man, it is your obligation to meet me! ”
By the light of the fire outside the tent, Xu Hao saw Shangguan Feifei's red face, if it weren't for the fact that everything he ate at night was all together, he really suspected that this woman had taken the wrong medicine.
However, by this time, it was too late for him to speak.
When Shangguan Feifei pushed Xu Hao, he no longer had the strength to struggle.
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The three-day holiday of the Qingming Festival is a rare relaxation for Xu Hao and them, and after he goes back, he will start to be busy again.
On the third day, when they left, they packed up all the garbage, and since this place was rarely visited, it should not be polluted, and maybe there would be a time to stay here in the future.
"Ah, I really don't want to go back!"
Xue Ling'er shouted loudly.
She would rather play with everyone here than go to school when she goes back.
The little girl who was already playful felt that "I was happy here, I don't think about it", and I thought to myself, it would be nice if a few people could live in the paradise, of course, there must be an Internet, otherwise it would be boring.
In the past two days, she relied on the fact that everyone else was here and bullied Xu Hao well.
And Xu Hao generally doesn't care about her, only after he really gets angry, he grabs her and spans her.
Although it was all secret, it was also a very exciting thing for Xue Ling'er.
She didn't have any other ideas at this time, she just thought it was fun.
And Luo Lan and they are also very happy, in the past, Luo Lan rarely went out with Xu Hao, although now there are several people together, but even so Luo Lan is satisfied. Especially compared to the previous grief and grievances, she has obviously improved a lot at this time.
Although he was still very embarrassed about Xu Hao's affairs, he gradually let go a lot.
She is no longer entangled so much, and she is also concentrating on enjoying all this.
A few people were having fun.
After calling Bao Fat, everyone also left together.
When I went back, because it was still early, everyone was not in a hurry, so the road was much slower.
However, even so, they did not expect to encounter such a creature as the "car bandit road rage".
Although it is relatively far away from the city, it is not a remote place, and there are still people who dare to set up cards here to grab money, and the courage is a little too great.
Xu Hao didn't expect that just because he wanted to go back and take another road, he would meet such a guy.
Fortunately, he was the first car, and after hearing the sound of the car bursting tires, he also stopped urgently, and he stopped the two cars behind him.
"Don't move yet, wait to see the newspaper and not call the police, I'll go down and meet them first!"
Xu Hao said, this is not that he deliberately made it big, but because he felt that if he added a few reports, even if it was one or twenty people, as long as there were no hot weapons, there would be no way to stay with them.
And if there really is such a hot weapon, it will be too late to call the police.
However, he felt okay at this time. Because there were already a few thugs with machetes and other weapons in front of them, and you could tell who they were by looking at the way they were dressed.
Of course, such a little Xu Hao felt that he could fight ten at a time, so he was not afraid at all.
Xu Hao patted his forehead, helpless for a while, is this also a kind of "relying on the mountains to eat the mountains and relying on the water to eat the water"?
Although they did not dare to go to any traffic arteries to rob, there was still oil and water on the road where there were dozens of cars a day. Even if it's a few hundred dollars for a car, it's tens of thousands.
If you look at five or six of them, each person can divide one into four or five thousand.
Such a day is really passable, even if it is Xu Hao, the salary for a day is not so high.
Sure enough, it is a good way to get rich, Xu Hao's eyes were shining with a cold light, and he had already signaled the people in the car behind him not to get busy getting down.
Just now, my car tire has been punctured. If there is no other help at this time, it will not be able to drive, three cars, three spare tires, and one broken one cannot be driven, so they must be lured out.
And the appearance of the bodyguards in the back is too obvious, in case these people are hiding, it is also a very troublesome thing.
Therefore, when these people with colorful hair and all kinds of disgusting clothes appeared all over their bodies, Xu Hao was not surprised.
"Yo, boy, you have the courage to come down with a wrench!"
The person at the front spoke, he obviously didn't put the wrench in Xu Hao's hand in his eyes, although this is also very powerful, if he hits his hand, he will cut off his hand, and if he hits his head, he will not die or be disabled, but what are the six of them afraid of, even if there are two cars in the back, they are not afraid, and they will run away if they can't beat it.
Of course, they won't spend any more time here, and if a car comes up behind them and sees the situation in front of them, won't they be able to run away? There is no way for them to tolerate this, and this is to cut off their financial route.
The man had a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were very disdainful, "Dude, there is something wrong with you, my nails are on the road, no one will provoke them, your car has crushed them, they can't be used, don't say anything else, just lose money." I have counted, 500 nails, 100 yuan each, a total of 50,000, you must not give too much, otherwise I will be in a hurry with you! We can also provide services such as refueling and tire changing, of course, for additional money. ”
Xu Hao almost laughed out loud, this guy is really keeping pace with the times, from the previous "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree" to the current money for losing nails, this is really a great progress.
Even if they are caught, can't they still justifiably say, "I'm not robbing money, but asking for reasonable compensation?" ”
Xu Hao said with a smile, "No, it's obvious that you spilled nails on the road and punctured my tires, and you still ask me for money?" ”
"Why can't I ask for money, it's your own time when your car tires are punctured, everything has a first come, first come, first come, where is my nail now, no problem, right?" Little Yellow Fur sneered.
"How can you spill a nail on the ground?" Zhou Qing said angrily.
"I bought the nails myself, and I can scatter them wherever I want, do you have a problem?"
"Is there any reason for this?" Xu Hao's face was aggrieved.
"Here, I am the Heavenly Principle!"
It is estimated that many people have told him this, so when he answered, it was very natural, looking at the expression on his face, it was not a lie at all, and Xu Hao was also speechless.
"Even if you're a dragon, you'll have to lie on my stomach here. Tell you, brother, I'm just begging for money, I won't die, but don't force my brother to be angry! ”
"Then I'm going to see how you get angry."
Xu Hao smiled at the corner of his mouth, it seemed that he didn't put their threat in his eyes at all, which made the leading man's eyelids jump, you dare to provoke me today, then let me stay, and set an example for the car behind.
Xiao Huangmao, who was originally going to let people go after receiving the money, didn't plan to let Xu Hao leave so easily at this time, killing people, they didn't have the courage to do it, but if they wanted to tie people up, beat them up, and then let them go tomorrow, it would be nothing to them.
If you don't let people go, and you don't kill them, that's a big deal.
There are people behind them, they are also fearless, as long as they don't really do things like killing, forcing women to do things, their backstage will support them.
Therefore, seeing Xu Hao's disdainful eyes at this time, the little yellow hair exploded.
"Brothers, give it to me, this kid actually looks down on us!"
This yellow hair is just a little stupid, but the IQ is still there, Xu Hao's obvious disdainful eyes, if he doesn't know it anymore, it will be fake.
As he shouted angrily, he stabbed him with his own knife, "Boy, lie down for me!" ”
He didn't dare to pierce the fatal place, but even if it was pierced in the arm, it was enough for Xu Hao to eat a pot, and the women in the car behind him had already exclaimed.
"There are beautiful women!"
This teasing is really funny, even when he was about to pierce Xu Hao, when he heard the voice of the beautiful woman, he suddenly stopped and looked, ignoring the enemy in front of him, and he didn't take the other party to heart at all.
Xu Hao didn't expect this person to be such a masterpiece, when he smashed his wrench on the wrist of the little yellow hair, "Ah", that guy let out an earth-shattering scream, and fell to the ground holding his wrist.
"Ah...... It hurts! ”
The little yellow hair fell directly to the ground and screamed at this time, Xu Haoli didn't pay attention to this person, but concentrated on dealing with the other people who rushed over.
It is said that things gather like and people are divided into groups, and the side of this scum is naturally also scum.
Usually except for one or two sisters to play with them, there are no women who will look at them squarely, at this time when they hear the voice of the beauty, their first reaction is almost the same as that little yellow hair, they all stop their movements, and focus on the source of the beautiful voice.
Maybe this is the instinctive reaction of their bodies, or maybe they don't take Xu Ha seriously at all, and feel that if they have a companion, it is enough.
They all waited to see the beauty, but they came back to their senses when they heard the screams of their companions "kill him, kill him ......".
However, at this time, they are still Xu Hao's opponents.
Xu Hao didn't take these people into account at all, almost all of them were a wrench, even if they didn't hit the vital point, they were directly cut off and lost their combat effectiveness. Then one by one, they broke their legs and made them fall to the ground.
When all five of them fell to the ground, Xu Hao's side jumped down.
"Huh?"
When they saw Shangguan Feifei and the five big beauties appear, almost all of them were dumbfounded, their mouths opened wide, and saliva flowed, and the previous pain was suddenly forgotten.
Normally, it is impossible for them to see such a beauty, but today they are seen under such circumstances, which makes them feel like they are ashamed.
It's not that they have shame, for them, there is no such thing as shame.
It's just that the beauties who can't usually be seen are actually seen by them in the embarrassment they are like today, which makes them all have an urge to find a place to get in.
If they had known that there were so many beauties, even if they were desperate, they would have to overturn Xu Hao, and then kiss Fang Ze.
At this time, they almost hated Xu Hao to the core, this bastard not only made so many beauties by himself, but also embarrassed himself in front of the beauties, this is heinous.
"Damn, we're not going to let you go!"
"You're going to die......"
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Hearing the shouts of these people, Xu Hao smiled coldly, and then casually knocked off the other leg and the other hand of the person who screamed the loudest.
Moreover, he also added lightly, "You still have ten fingers, plus ten toes, we can play slowly!" ”
Those who were still scolding also stopped at this time.
Because they didn't want to be broken to the bone, and they also found out that Xu Hao at this time was not joking at all, and seeing that there was not the slightest fluctuation in the other party's eyes, they knew that it was definitely not the first time that this person had done such a thing.
Where the hell did this bastard come from, to be so ferocious.
Even if they go out to fight, they will worry about being cut, and at the same time, they will be excited when they cut others, but they will also be afraid. Where will be such a calm as the other party, it seems that it is completely not taken seriously.
If they were a little more educated, they would definitely know a more accurate adjective -- to be careless about human life.
At this time, Xu Hao didn't seem to treat them as human beings at all, after breaking free from those fairy-like beauties, Xu Hao began to collect the nails on the ground, and then after picking up a large handful, he walked in front of these people, spilled the nails on the ground, and persuaded several beauties to go back to the car.
The bodyguard came over, looked at the car, and said very depressedly, "Mr. Xu, the four tires have been completely broken, and I can't walk for the time being." ”
It's nothing to them, it's a big deal to keep them, they are paid anyway.
Xu Hao smiled indifferently, "What's this, isn't the person who repairs the tire here?" ”
The bodyguard looked puzzled, "Just these little gangsters, do they have that technology?" ”
The tires of a car are not those of a bicycle, and you can't even think about it without a certain amount of technology.
Xu Hao smiled mysteriously, "You just wait to see a good show!" ”
As he spoke, he kicked the nearest thug to the nail!
"Ahh
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