Qian Yongquan saw that Jin Sheng refused to accompany her to be knifed, so he had to endure it for a month, stop taking health care products, and go to the hospital to take a film. Qian Yongquan was like a prostitute with plum and poison, and he didn't dare to confess to the doctor because she picked up too many customers and didn't dare to tell the doctor that she had eaten too many health products. In fact, she cleared the account in her heart, that is, the intake of health care products is too much, and the blood is rich in nutrients, just like boiling pig's head soup in a big pot, and then putting oil violently, the oil gathers into the pig's head pharynx, and the oil bubbles. Stop adding oil and the oil bubbles will be boiled off. Since then, Qian Yongquan has treated health care products as poison, never dared to speak again, forbade Jin Sheng to eat them, and ordered him to give up all health care products business.

Jin Sheng treats Qian Yongquan's words as a fart! Jin Sheng's attitude towards health care products is like that of Kuomintang war criminal Ma Bufang towards women; "Whoever gives birth to me will not commit adultery, and the rest will be eaten," he ate five thousand women in his life, including his own nieces.

Jin Sheng also believed in Lenin's "resolute spirit of having a clear goal, not only failing to achieve the goal, but also the character of being unstoppable and invincible." "Apply the red classics to the market economy. Every day, he carries Qian Yongquan diligently, and bows his head to the old scalper who is willing to be a health care product. One of his classic lines is: "How can money be so easy to make?" Oh! Invest 10,000 today, and make a million tomorrow? Isn't that a pyramid scheme? You have to put a long line and catch big fish, don't go into the tiger's den, and get the tiger! ”

Jin Sheng took care of his body, and he wanted to take care of his soul. I bought a health care product, which is a box similar to a small coffin, with a function like a tape recorder, and with a push of a button, it will talk about "University", "The Mean", "Tao Te Ching", and "Di Zi Gui" like a teacher teaching a student...... Jin Sheng swore an oath, saying that he had seen it with his own eyes, Lao Deng's son Xiao Deng used to be a gangster, Lao Deng bought this machine back for his son, and through systematic learning of traditional Chinese culture, he was reborn, got rid of the riffraff hat in one go, and quit Internet addiction.

Qian Yongquan was suspicious, and wanted to go to Lao Deng's house for verification, but he felt that it didn't matter, anyway, his son was older, and he didn't work hard to cultivate a small coffin.

The salary of the husband and wife is not low, and they usually don't spend money indiscriminately to withstand the pendulum of Jin's birthday, but after the deficit, Jin Sheng will salivate and go to his son to cheat. The son doesn't say anything, he knows it, he knows that his father is mediocre, as long as Lao Tzu is happy, his son is willing to spend money to buy Lao Tzu happy. Therefore, the family did not give Jin Shengshi bankruptcy for the time being.

Qian Yongquan didn't understand why the little coffin was so valuable, it cost 4,000 yuan. The price of a general tape recorder is only a few hundred yuan.

After Jin Sheng took back the small coffin, on the one hand, he used it for his own use, and on the other hand, he mainly went to sell it everywhere. At first, Qian Yongquan felt that it was okay to listen to it, at least it wouldn't be a bad thing, but after a long time, she couldn't stand it. Even if Jin Sheng went home at ten o'clock at night, he was busy opening the coffin as soon as he entered the door, and sometimes he was nervous all night, which was similar to prenatal education, which made people accept the influence of traditional Chinese culture in their sleep and in a chaotic state. In this nest, Qian Yongquan's sleep was strongly disturbed, he had a nervous breakdown, and the panda eyes came out. She was even more afraid that the noise would harass Lao Yu next door, and Lao Yu and his wife definitely did not like compulsory education. With an idea, she took the small coffin to the office and let the Tao Te Ching and Di Zi Gui educate her colleagues. Jin Sheng thought that Qian Yongquan had sold one, and he was very satisfied, so he hurried into one. Qian Yongquan inside and out, like Beijing cramming, is filled with the quintessence of traditional culture, she thinks, she is old, if she is young, even if she is too young, she will be educated into a moral model by the two coffins at home and outside. (Issued)

Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Liu's stores opened into the community, which became a heart disease for Qian Yongquan. She knew that her husband was so good, just like an addict who saw ice and drugs, his eyes were green, he smashed pots and sold iron, sold, prostituted and robbed, and moths and threw himself forward. Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, Xiao Liu's "high-frequency potential therapy instrument" can be experienced for free, not only let you experience the treatment for free, but also give small gifts after the experience, sometimes wearing a pair of health pants that can cure crotch disease; Sometimes a jade bracelet is given, saying that wearing it can cure infertility. Several times, Qian Yongquan went to the store to carry Jin Sheng's ears and took him home from the "high-frequency potential therapy instrument" he was relying on. Qian Yongquan sneered: "What? Expect it to cure your infertility so that you can go outside to find a mistress and have another one? ”

Qian Yongquan had a bad premonition that the 36,000 yuan at home would sooner or later become the "high-frequency potential therapy instrument".

A few days ago, Jin Sheng nagged when he got home, saying that Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Liu held a meeting at the headquarters, and there were health experts from Beijing to make authoritative reports, and the company had activities to buy "high-frequency potential therapy instruments" and give gifts. Qian Yongquan didn't take it seriously when he heard it. This morning, I saw that Jin Sheng, the owl who had to sleep lazily, got up early in the morning, and was still dressed hot, so he didn't associate with what he said a few days ago, thinking that he was going to the class reunion again.

Since his retirement, he has relatively abundant time, and he often goes to the class reunion in his spare time to discuss life and ignore the world. Qian Yongquan was willing to go to the alumni reunion of Jin Sheng, saving him from having to turn on business. She is not afraid that he will go to the "lover's meeting", Jin Sheng's classmates are all old, there is a "class flower" of the year, so fat that Zhu Bajie is like a pig, and feels that the years are really a pig-killing knife, first turning people into pigs, and then killing them into the coffin with a knife. Who knew that he went to the field, and he also took Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, Xiao Xie and their customers. The buttless Chang'an Benben at home is about to become their special car, often helping them deliver goods to their doors, and the goods are stuffed into the belly of the car, almost swelling the car without a trunk out of the ass. Jin Sheng seems to be the full-time driver of Xiao Cao, Xiao Zhao, and Xiao Xie, and also helps them pick up and send off guests, all of whom are VIPs who come from afar, experts sent by the headquarters, to introduce how superior and effective the "high-frequency potential therapy instrument" is. There are men and women in the experts, and the female experts have sweet voices and delicate warblers. The male expert's voice is like a bell, sonorous and powerful. Qian Yongquan felt that Jin Sheng had not only become their full-time driver, but also ran long-distance passenger transportation, sticking oil, time, and energy, working hard, and even didn't care about food, so he couldn't help but say angrily: "I sent them all the way, but I didn't even entertain them?" Qian Yongquan said as he went to the kitchen to heat up the food and bring it out. Jin Sheng devoured his cheeks and said, "Yongquan, it's not that you don't know, those who do health care products business are all in the coffin - death asks for money." ”

Qian Yongquan sneered: "Hmph! You know it too! ”

"After listening to the lecture and doing the event, it's over, who invited you to dinner? If you go to this kind of meeting, the organizers are all for your money bag. But don't worry, my money wasn't spent in vain. ”

"Your money wasn't spent for nothing? What do you mean? Did you spend money? Bought a 'High Frequency Potential Therapy Device'"? ”

Jin Sheng swallowed the rice in his mouth, and as soon as the Adam's apple went up and down, it was like water boiling, and the lid of the kettle jumped up and down, and said, "Hmm...... Hmmm......"

Qian Yongquan was like a white-fronted female tiger with hanging eyes, looking like she was about to pounce. Jin Sheng knew that he couldn't hide it, so he hurriedly confessed: "I bought a high-frequency potential therapy instrument, and they gave me a few pairs of jade bracelets. Yongquan, you have a herniated lumbar disc, I am doing this for your good, buying this treatment device, it is like hiring a family health doctor, and you will rely on it when you get sick in the future. Maybe you use a therapy device and you won't get sick in the future. He gobbled it up as he spoke.

Qian Yongquan's head is about to explode, and he is going to take this Laoshizi home, saying: "You listen to their nonsense, their 'high-frequency potential therapy instrument' cures all diseases, why didn't Xiao Zhao's psoriasis get better?" Xiaocao's bad breath is so heavy, don't you smell it? How can I deodorize myself first without a treatment device? ”

Jin Sheng swallowed the food in his mouth, "smack", cleared his throat and said: "Psoriasis is mainly a stomach problem, gastric acid cannot be excreted, enters the bloodstream, and breaks through from the pores of the skin. As for you saying that Xiaocao has bad breath, I haven't touched her mouth, how can I smell it? ”

"Bad breath is like Mycobacterium tuberculosis, which spreads through the air and does not require physical contact," Qian said. Do you want to kiss her? Go, I smell it as soon as I kiss it. ”

Jin Sheng was pulling in a mouthful of food again, and when he heard his wife say this, he muttered "boring" and lowered his head to eat again.

Seeing his cowardice, Qian Yongquan sneered: "Drink!" You have thoroughly studied pathology and are about to become a medical expert, so why do you need the expert of 'high-frequency potential therapy instrument' to enter your home. I have summarized a set of effective ways to deal with my lumbar spine, so I don't have to worry about it. Anyway, you're not allowed to buy that. Hum! I don't want thirty-six thousand, three hundred and six. ”

Jin Sheng put down the dishes and chopsticks, pushed them on the table, lowered his eyes and said, "It's late, I've paid all the money." ”

"I'll go to them and ask them to give me the money back."

"My money went to their account at the company's headquarters, do you have the ability to get it back?"

Qian Yongquan seemed to have a herniated lumbar disc in a second, standing unsteadily, falling on the sofa, tilting his head, crooked for a while, the sofa was like the magical 'high-frequency potential therapy instrument', resetting her intervertebral disc in a few seconds, jumping up from the sofa alive, pointing at Jin Sheng's nose and shouting: "I-want to -with-you-divorce!" I'm going to divorce you! ”

Qian Yongquan called for the first divorce and immediately stopped. I realized that I had made the wrong mistake, like going to Shanghai but buying a ticket to Beijing. She sat in the dark, waiting for Jin Sheng to arrive home, not to find out what he was doing today, he was moving so intensively that she had long lost interest in inquiry. She waited for him to prepare to talk, communicate, and solve problems with him. The Bible says, "He who is not quick to anger is better than the strong, and he who is good at controlling himself will take the castle." "If you scream like this, not only will you not be able to seize the castle, but you will destroy the small castle of your home. Since the two got married, Jin Sheng and his son money are their favorites in this world, just like their parents. In addition to not being like Qian when he was a child, he also held Jin Sheng in his arms and sang while clapping: "Oh, oh, the little doll is sleepy!" "Sing a lullaby for him - that can only be blamed on him, the pile is too big, not like his son, who is small and delicate, and can hold it in his arms. In all other aspects, he has as much love as money. He is like she has given birth to another son, another heart and soul baby who is like money. raised him like a person to outsiders, and he is a habitual baby who doesn't grow up at home. All the time, he wouldn't let him wash a pair of shorts, and he didn't even know how much water to put in the rice cooker when cooking. At night, the water for washing his feet was poured in front of him, breakfast was ready to be brought to his mouth, and even toothpaste was squeezed onto his toothbrush. The leftover food forbade his father and son to use chopsticks, and they used their stomachs as swill buckets and poured them all in. The dishes are all picked up and bought by him, the DNA of the Jin family has a grudge against onions and garlic, she never puts them when cooking, sometimes forgets to put some, Jin Sheng's stomach immediately protests, and will run to the bathroom to "vomit and vomit", although Qian Yongquan knows that this is her husband who is coquettish with her. He really can't eat onion and garlic? He was eating out at noon, which restaurant didn't have onions and garlic in the back kitchen? Who saw Secretary Jin eating and going to the toilet to "vomit and vomit"? It really made her feel a sweet annoyance.