Chapter 12: The Rhythm of Goofs
In fact, the playful and cute sister-in-law didn't go far at all, she was choosing clothes in the women's clothing area not far away, while secretly observing Shen Lang and Zhou Miaotong, there was a faint smile on her cute face.
"Tongtong, whisper......" Shen Lang whispered in Zhou Miaotong's ear.
Zhou Miaotong was shocked into a cold sweat, she knew her old sister too well, she was ghostly, she would be recognized by her if she was not careful, she was very calm: "Regardless of him, let's continue to move forward!" ”
Unconsciously, the two of them came to the men's underwear area, and there were really many women who gathered here to buy underwear for their men, which made Zhou Miaotong, the unemployed iceberg boss, very embarrassed. Just when she wanted to leave, her sister-in-law's voice came from behind: "Sister, why don't you give your brother-in-law a few men's small nene pinch?" ”
This is clearly my sister testing herself, and she can't retreat at this time, but even her own father, I haven't bought him underwear, and now my sister is 13 and I buy a man's little nene for Shen Lang, Zhou Miaotong's face is flushed, and she secretly complains in her heart.
Fortunately, a shopping guide who was wearing professional clothes and had a good temperament was quite eye-catching, and she saw that Zhou Miaotong had an outstanding temperament and was a wealthy master, so she greeted her with a professional smile: "Miss, what brand of underwear does your boyfriend need?" ”
In this way, the deadlock caused by the sister-in-law was easily solved, Zhou Miaotong walked to a brand counter, casually pointed to the two sets of men's Xiao Nenei, and said calmly: "This, and this, each with a set!" ”
"Okay!" The shopping guide was naturally happy, the commission of the brand underwear was high, and she had to get a lot of commission in one go, and after being happy, her eyes turned to Shen Lang and said, "What size does your boyfriend wear?" ”
This is good, the sister-in-law's pretty eyes purred, and she hurriedly took over the conversation and said, "Sister, you don't even know the size of your brother-in-law, right?" ”
Zhou Miaotong was about to cry without tears, this old girl was too shrewd, it was too difficult to get by.
The shopping guide knew that her sister-in-law was making trouble, she was a little unhappy, but she didn't dare to show it, she reminded, "You can compare it with your boyfriend!" ”
Zhou Miaotong, who got the hint, took a men's small neene and compared it a few times on Shen Lang's waist, but when she got to Shen Lang, she even had the heart to die, she knew that she would be so embarrassed, and she would not come to the men's underwear area if she was killed, but the sister-in-law was secretly laughing on the side.
The sister-in-law may have already seen some clues, but she just didn't pierce this layer of paper windows.
Zhou Miaotong is completely coping with the form, and she doesn't care about the size of her underwear at all, which is good, the flaws are exposed.
"Flutter" The sister-in-law couldn't help laughing, it seems that her sister and brother-in-law have not reached that step at all, for the sake of the twin sisters, she can't be too embarrassed by her sister, so she said: "Beauty, you bring me that underwear!" ”
When the underwear was delivered to Shen Lang, Shen Lang trembled a few times in his heart, this size, he couldn't wait to find a hole to drill into, the set of underwear that his sister-in-law picked out for him was just right, not big or small.
"This young lady's eyesight is really good, how many sets do you want?" Miss shopping guide even suspected that her sister-in-law was Shen Lang's girlfriend, but today's main owner was Zhou Miaotong, of course she had to ask for the main owner's opinion.
"Let's have a set of six!" Zhou Miaotong, who was red-faced and red-eared, said very embarrassed.
"Okay, I'll wrap it up for you!" Miss shopping guide, smiled.
"How do you know what size he's wearing?" Zhou Miaotong looked at her sister very nervously.
"Meng!" The sister-in-law shrugged her shoulders and said with a hippie smile.
What happened that morning, only God knows, and she also knows Shen Lang, the moment her knees pressed against Shen Lang, she knew that Shen Lang was not small.
At this moment, Shen Lang's mood can be described as being crushed by thousands of grass and mud horses!
"Sister, borrow your brother-in-law, okay?" The sister-in-law spoke.
Who knows what the hell this girl is doing, if she doesn't agree, it's not admitting that she hired a nursery to deceive her parents, so Zhou Miaotong didn't think about it, so she agreed, "Don't go too far, I'll pay!" ”
"Don't worry, Miss Ben promises with her personality that she will never abduct her brother-in-law!" The sister-in-law straightened her chest and said with a sworn look.
Zhou Miaotong was speechless for a while, she couldn't care so much, anyway, the matter of the men's little Nene was done, her hanging heart could finally be put down, and she was still very confident in Shen Lang's nursery.
The sister-in-law grabbed Shen Lang's arm and dragged it forward, but Shen Lang could only let the sister-in-law come to him. Coming to a secluded women's clothing area, the sister-in-law looked mysterious, stared at Shen Lang directly, and whispered: "Brother-in-law, you tell me honestly, haven't you been with my sister yet?" ”
Shen Lang sighed, with a bitter gourd face, and said sadly more than his dead father: "I know that I can't hide it from you, I admit it, your sister is not ready, she said that she will test me for a while!" ”
"Hello, brother-in-law, you can really bear it, don't worry, my sister is an original product, it's a little difficult to get started, as long as you use more snacks, there is absolutely no problem!" The sister-in-law smiled weirdly.
Shen Lang's goosebumps are about to rise, if anyone meets such a sister, I'm afraid they will be in bad luck.
"Brother-in-law, people are going to charge interest now, do you have to be mentally prepared?" The sister-in-law blinked her pretty eyes and said very playfully.
"No problem!" Shen Lang smiled dryly.
In the fashion trend women's clothing area, the sister-in-law specially picks out those youthful and beautiful clothes, and changes them one by one, some are tired of it, Shen Lang doesn't care, a super beauty can let herself appreciate her wearing different clothes, it is a wonderful enjoyment! The sister-in-law was wearing a floral dress, turned around in front of Shen Lang, and said expectantly: "Brother-in-law, is it good-looking?" ”
"It's good-looking, this one can highlight your youth and beauty even more!" Shen Lang said truthfully.
That morning, Shen Lang was stared at, and he was frightened where he had time to appreciate his sister-in-law's graceful figure, and if he looked closely today, this woman's figure was really not covered, not inferior to Zhou Miaotong in any way.
The sister-in-law was originally a dance teacher in the university, needless to say the flexibility of the body, the small waist was full of hand, coupled with the foil of this floral skirt, like a blooming rose, which caused many people to stop, even if the successful men who were good at concentration and good at disguise couldn't help but show their expressions.
"Brother-in-law, your mouth is so sweet!" The sister-in-law didn't buy this one right away, but went to try on other clothes, and for her, trying on clothes was more interesting than buying clothes. In this way, the two of them went to no less than ten stores, and finally the sister-in-law chose a few sets of clothes that were not too expensive, and the shopping ended successfully.
"Oh, it's been an hour, your sister!" Shen Lang looked at his phone and smacked his lips worriedly.
The sister-in-law didn't care, "Don't worry, I know her best, she must be drinking on the first floor, and you'll see it later!" ”
Hearing what the sister-in-law said, Shen Lang's heart was swallowed in his stomach, "Xiaoyu, the diamond ring card I bought for your sister just now is about to blow up, if I have money, I will buy you more things!" Looking at the paper bag in his hand, Shen Lang said with some guilt.
To be honest, it's not that he's stingy, it's that he's not very comfortable with the cards given by the people of Nami.
"Brother-in-law, my sister is a little rich woman, why don't you ask her for money?"
"I'm a big man, I can't eat soft rice!"
The sister-in-law stood on tiptoe, hooked Shen Lang's shoulder, and said with a grin: "Refreshing, I like honest people like you, I am optimistic about you!" ”
"Just for you, I'll treat your sister well!"
"Hehehehe, I hope you get rich soon, and I can also have money to spend!" ……
Although the two of them have been together for no more than twenty-four hours, they can talk very openly, as if they have known each other for a long time, but unfortunately this woman is not their real sister-in-law, otherwise it would be interesting.
When the two came to the drink shop on the first floor, Shen Lang really found Zhou Miaotong, who was sitting in a secluded corner, playing with his mobile phone or milk tea, which seemed to be very comfortable.
"Sister, I'm back!" The sister-in-law sat opposite Zhou Miaotong with a smile, beckoned to a young master, and ordered a glass of juice.
"Willing to come back?" Then, Zhou Miaotong was a little bit down on her sister, and her sister-in-law just winked at Shen Lang playfully......
Today, the boss of the mall was scared out of a cold sweat, there was a black card in the mall of a third-tier city, or the legendary centurion card, you must know that it is the most expensive status symbol, I am afraid there are not many in the country, he specifically inquired about the situation of the card holder, it turned out to be a very young guy...... To be continued