Chapter 22 Second Son, You're Drooling 1

"Jun Xianyu, you make your words clear." Tianlan rushed up with two bundles of vegetables.

"Looking for you for three days, Young Master Ben is hungry and has no strength to explain, you have to be responsible."

Looking at Tianlan's nervous expression, Jun Xianyu was refreshed, and that expression was even more uncle.

"Jun Xianyu, you have to finish eating before you can say it, right?" Tianlan held her forehead, very speechless, second son, how old are you, so naΓ―ve and willful?

Jun Xianyu propped his elbows on the table, propped his head, and smiled ambiguously: "Actually, I want to eat you more." ”

Tianlan: "......"

Jun Xianyu proposed: "Why don't we go back to the room to solve it?" ”

"Come here and get started." Tianlan kicked him, she was unhappy, why was she under house arrest, or she was the cook?

Aren't the scenes in the bloody novels all the male protagonists brushing up on the underground kitchen, and then the female protagonists are so moved?

Jun Xianyu, you are really a 10,000-year-old scumbag!

Jun Xianyu smiled.

In this life, for the first time in his life, someone cooked for him, and he was still the woman he liked, this feeling was as sweet as drinking honey, and it was sweet to the bottom of my heart.

Of course, he would never tell Tianlan this kind of thing.

The kitchen is not magnificent, but it is extremely clean, and it is estimated that it is a little cleaner than the imperial dining room.

Tianlan threw the vegetables in her hand to Jun Xianyu: "Wash it." ”

Jun Xianyu took the basin and took the water, put the things in, Tianlan smiled secretly, Jun Xianyu, your posture is more like a miscellaneous than a miscellaneous one.

Wrist was suddenly buckled, Jun Xianyu grabbed her hand and put it into the water, Tianlan looked at him suspiciously, the latter smiled slyly: "What's the point of washing alone, let's do it together." ”

Five minutes later.

"Jun Xianyu, are you washing vegetables or washing my hands?"

"Together."

Ten minutes later.

"Jun Xianyu, will you let me go first?"

"Wash a little longer."

Tianlan was furious, slammed the water, and splashed the two of them.

Jun Xianyu: "Woman, you are wet." ”

Tianlan: "Second son, can you, don't play hooligan while washing vegetables?" ”

"You mean, once it's washed, I'll be able to play hooligan?"

Jun Xianyu drilled the gap between Tianlan's words and was very happy.

Tianlan ignored this idiotic question and withdrew her hand: "Jun Xianyu, what do you mean by extending my life?" ”

"Literally." Jun Xianyu fished out the vegetables in the water, put them in the basket and handed them to Tianlan, and tied an apron for her very intimately.

Tianlan held up the oil bottle and coaxed: "Second son, let me give you a hand." ”

Jun Xianyu lit a fire and poked his head out from behind the stove: "Woman, I don't dislike you." ”

Tian Lanmo was actually seen.

Well, she admits that she sucks at cooking.

Once upon a time, when LaCrosse caught a cold, she volunteered to cook a nutritious meal for him.

As a result, it was not very serious, but after eating her nutritious meal, she vomited and diarrhea directly, which lasted for a whole week, so that after LaCrosse saw her cooking, he ran away.

"Jun Xianyu ......"

"Cook obediently, and the young master will tell you the truth."

Jun Xianyu smiled and exchanged conditions with Tianlan, like a big bad wolf who lured the little white rabbit.

"Okay." Tianlan was obedient, and after thinking about it, she added, "Don't regret it." ”

"Don't worry, even if it's poison, Young Master Ben won't dislike it."

Add a little oil to the pot, wait for the oil to be hot, put the dish in the pot, and make it clear.

"Jun Xianyu, didn't you say that this poison is incurable?"

"As a matter of course, yes." Jun Xianyu's voice came from behind the stove, "Woman, you should thank God for letting you meet Young Master Ben." ”

Tianlan took the spatula and turned the green vegetables, the green and white color was very eye-catching: "Jun Xianyu, please omit your narcissistic thousand words, thank you." ”

"But Young Master Ben has prepared a 10,000-word narcissistic part." Jun Xianyu's voice was innocent.

Tianlan took a spatula and knocked it heavily on the bottom of the pot, and a clanging sound came from the stove, stinging Jun Xianyu's eardrums.

"Woman, if you break it, Young Master Ben will take you for dinner today." Jun Xianyu threatened with bad intentions, "Actually, detoxification is nothing, it's just that two things are needed." ”

Tianlan wanted to ask Jun Xianyu if she should add some water, but Jun Xianyu was so confused, she asked, "Which two things?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just a five-hundred-year-old fresh ice crystal snow lotus, and a bottle of the emperor's blood."

Tianlan reached out for the water, but was frightened by his words, grabbed the oil bottle and poured it into the pot, and the flames instantly flew high.

The wind was lying on the stove, and the flames spread far sideways, burning directly to its tail.

"Meow!" With a scream, he jumped up in the wind and jumped into the bucket next to him, splashing a large puddle of water.

The cat's head surfaced, and the corners of Jun Xianyu's lips twitched a few times: "It's nothing, are you a woman?" ”

Tianlan couldn't care about the food, and hurriedly took the wind out of the bucket to check if it was injured.

Jun Xianyu, can you say hello before you are scary, although she doesn't know what the five hundred years have been, but the emperor's blood, that's the emperor, can you use a knife? Are you kidding me?

And, second son, you still want a bottle, a bottle!

The wind stared at Tianlan weakly, stinky girl, you must be jealous of the handsome master!

A white-haired ** sticks to his body, and he has become a soup cat.

Jun Xianyu took over the wind, and the palm of his hand carried a thick and warm true qi, like a hair dryer, and it dried in minutes.

The wind climbed on Jun Xianyu's shoulder, and the master wanted to stay away from that stinky girl.

Jun Xianyu glanced at it, the pot was black, and it was almost impossible to tell what it was, next to the bucket, there was a puddle of water stains, and there were a few cat hairs floating in the bucket.

Forget it, you can't eat, you have to clean up the battlefield.

Tian Lanmo, she said that it would be no good to let her cook.

"Woman, what are you excited about, isn't it the Ice Crystal Snow Lotus?" Jun Xianyu understated.

"Second son, please tell me first, how to take the emperor's blood? Fight your way into the palace? ”

Jun Xianyu raised his head and looked at Tianlan with a stupid expression: "Isn't it okay to cut a knife?" ”

Tianlan: "......" Jun Xianyu, we really have a generation gap.

"Compared to Snow Lotus, the emperor's blood is much easier, because the emperor is unconscious." Jun Xianyu exposed a big news, "Otherwise, why do you think the crown prince and King Yi are in such a hurry to fight for the throne?" ”

"Huh?" Tianlan was stunned.

"Woman, who are you?" Jun Xianyu narrowed his eyes dangerously, "When I first saw you, I wondered why you appeared in the palace and didn't even understand the most basic common sense. ”

Tianlan screamed in her heart, forgetting to guard against Jun Xianyu.

"I said the second son, I have no malice, you should send you a beautiful woman as God, can't you?"

Jun Xianyu sneered: "Woman, with your figure, can you also be called a beauty?" ”

"What's wrong with my body?" Tianlan arrogantly straightened her chest, "Hey, second son, you're drooling." ”