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Next, Zheng Xiao began to talk about the jokes of Chinese characters with polyphonic characters.

A word has a different pronunciation, many words, sometimes but the same sound, and then, if it is not good, if it is pronounced wrongly, it will make a big joke.

There are some polyphonic jokes below.

For example: when playing chess, you can't read the rook (che), but to read ju, if you play chess with someone, just come out of the rook (che), you are finished, not only the chessboard for you to crush the problem, you are going to be laughed at as a joke for many years.

For example, if you take a car to the train station, when you call a taxi, if you talk to the driver like this, you will probably be laughed off.

"Rent ju!"

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going to Huoju Station!"

"Okay! You're on it! ”

"Master, could you please drive JU faster? Don't call me a mistake! ”

"Don't worry! Sir, I can't miss you, but after a while, the fire station will arrive. ”

Isn't it so hard to hear like this?

……

Such a piece of joke was thrown out slowly, and the audience in the audience were all laughed, laughing so much that it was called a forward and backward close!

On the one hand, cross talk is funny.

On the other hand, Andy's voice is a cross talk, or a Beijing-style cross talk, which is a very coke thing in itself.

What's more, Zheng Xiao's performance is really different, people talk about cross talk, which one is not full of expressions, and every move is full of humor?

It's good for him to poke at that point, motionless, not only motionless, but also expressionless, not only expressionless, it's simply bitter and bitter.

On the contrary, it is a very everyday humorous joke, and such a contrast increases the amusing effect a lot.

After a cross talk was finished, everyone in the audience laughed like crazy, and many people had pain in their stomachs and tears flowing.

"Oh my God! I've never seen a stand-up comedy like this, it's really chic! ”

"You can't help but admit it, the cross talk he said is very funny and fun, anyway, I was amused, and I laughed several times!"

"Alas! Just this cross talk, the standard is very high! I've never heard this before, or does it seem like a new one? Could it be original? ”

"It's really possible to be original!"

"It's amazing, it would be great if all the celebrities in the future would have their faces like this."

In short, the effect of this cross talk is really good.

Song Yulong also sat in the first row of the audience, he smiled and nodded incessantly, and said to Wu Tianke who was sitting next to him: "Director Wu, I found that I still underestimated Zheng Xiao!" ”

"Mr. Song, yes, yes! I also didn't expect that Zheng Xiao would be so versatile, and played imitation and ventriloquism to the point of perfection! Wu Tianke also said with emotion.

"Alas! Thinking about our previous show, I feel ashamed! Why didn't you think to develop more forms of imitation performance? Just sing forever, sing! No wonder the audience is bored and bored! Song Yulong said.

"Mr. Song, I think, just those contestants who participated in our show before, if you ask them to do some other imitations, they may not be able to do a good job! After all, how many imitation geniuses like Zheng Xiao are there in the world? Many people also think they have a talent for imitation, but if they really let them do it like Zheng Xiao, they can't do it 100%! This Zheng Xiao is a treasure! And Mr. Song, you can be described as a discerning talent! Now, our show can be saved, our Fujian Satellite TV has been dull for so many years, maybe we can raise our eyebrows and breathe a sigh of relief. Wu Tianke said.

"As long as Zheng Xiao is here, what you say must not be a problem! However, Director Wu, the credit for discovering Zheng Xiao is not all with me and you, that Xiao Shi is called Shi Kai, right? That's a lot of work! When it comes to rewarding meritorious deeds, you can't forget him! Song Yulong said with a smile.

"Mr. Song, Shi Kai was a contract worker who did not have an establishment before, this time, I have decided to handle the establishment of his career, and I also ask Mr. Song for approval!" Wu Tianke said.

"Okay, this is no problem, I'll go talk to the stage!" Song Yulong said with a smile.

Poor Shi Kai probably didn't know that a big pie was about to fall on his head.

As a media mouthpiece, TV stations are naturally state-run, and it is also a public institution, and the treatment enjoyed by regular employees with career establishment is much better than that of those contract workers!

On the stage, the stand-up comedy "My Troubles" took fifteen minutes to finish.

The audience in the stands gave standing ovations again and again, and Zheng Xiao had to take a curtain call many times, which can be regarded as walking off the stage.

To be honest, he was really tired of talking so much, so he had to go down to rest and take a sip of tea to maintain his throat.

The original schedule was a 45-minute program, divided into three sessions.

It is equivalent to this cross talk occupying a single section of time, and this episode of the show is finished.

The two hosts appeared on the stage to finish the hosting work and announced that the first episode of the program had been recorded.

This first episode of the program was very smooth in its recording, and it only took an hour and fifteen minutes, which is very fast.

At this time, it was only about a quarter past ten in the morning, and the time was still early!

Since it had been agreed in advance, two episodes of the program would be recorded in the morning, and none of the audience left their seats, and they were all excitedly waiting for the recording of the new program, full of expectations for Zheng Xiao's next appearance.

Lounge behind the stage.

As soon as Zheng Xiao walked in, there was a warm applause, and all the staff gave him a standing ovation.

"Zheng Xiao, your cousin is really amazing! The first episode of the program was very well recorded and very exciting, and I can already foresee that after this episode of the program is broadcast, it will definitely shock the national audience! Hahaha! Song Yulong laughed and greeted him, and had a bear hug with Zheng Xiao.

"Zheng Xiao! Thank you! Thank you! Saved our star face! On behalf of all my colleagues in the column, I would like to express my highest respect for your efforts! Wu Tianke stepped forward next to the second, expressing his gratitude and hugging Zheng Xiao affectionately.

Zheng Xiao is a little unaccustomed.

This way of expressing affection is too Westernized, and I can't stand it! Especially if you are still holding yourself, you are not used to it.

Other ordinary employees rushed up to raise Zheng Xiao high and cheered and threw it high a few times to express their excitement and liking in this form!

In short, the backstage is completely boiling.

After everyone expressed their respect for Zheng Xiao, Li Qingcai walked over with a smile on his face, let go of his original arrogance, and his posture couldn't be lower, and asked Zheng Xiao to cooperate with him for an interview.

Zheng Xiao is very vindictive, but he will not be as knowledgeable as this goods, so he accepted the interview with the other party very generously, and in the end, he also suggested that the other party might as well call the headline of the news "Do you want to hear Andy talk about stand-up comedy?" Just look at the new superstar face", what an eyeball effect of the headline, will definitely greatly arouse the attention of many people, make them eager to understand the content of the news.

Zheng Xiao's construction made Li Qing nod again and again, and praised Zheng Xiao for his cleverness with a smile: You can borrow Andy's momentum so without a trace!

These words made Zheng Xiao speechless, the title party is so obvious, can it still be called "no trace"? This sycophant is really not level!

The interview is over.

Zheng Xiao is also preparing to take the stage to record the next episode of the show. Just when he was about to say goodbye to Li Qing, this guy grabbed him, pulled him aside, lowered his voice and said flatteringly: "Teacher Zheng, if you still have an unforgettable love for Bai Yanzi, I can give her to you, in fact, a woman is just a toy, and it's good to change it when you are tired of playing." ”

These words disgusted Zheng Xiao.

How brain-dead must this be to have this idea!

He glanced at Li Qing coldly, turned around and left, with a brain-dead, what else could he say?