Chapter 26: Psychological Resonance
Chapter 26: Psychological Resonance
We simply ate a beef hot pot, and it was finished in one hour, and it didn't cost much, and I was quite satisfied with her appearance.
When I got out of the hot pot city, she said that she would fulfill her promise and invite me for a walk. I saw that it was still early, so I agreed to go with her. This guy was so happy, I now understand that the reason why she ate so fast just now was that she wanted to go shopping early! It seems that women's hobbies are all the same: shopping, beauty, and exposing their husbands.
We didn't drive, we just walked down the street. After a few steps, the guy was upset that I was walking too fast, and finally grabbed my elbow to prevent me from being pulled away again.
"Hey, I said Brother Da Bing, what are you doing in the army, why are you so strong, throwing that bastard so far with one hand, shouldn't you open a cave and pick up a sledgehammer?" This guy's mouth is not idle again.
I laughed secretly in my heart, what is this bit of strength, you haven't seen my shot yet, if you see it one day, you still have to stare out your eyes?
I didn't want to be lifeless, so I said to her: "I'm in charge of feeding the pigs, and I usually exercise a lot, so my strength is a little bit stronger than ordinary people." ”
"That's right, it's hard to pick them up and down every day! Hey, do they sleep on the same kind of double-layered iron beds as you do? "I never thought that this guy would follow my topic and analyze it carefully, seeing what she meant, not only do pigs have to sleep in the bed, but I also have to be responsible for carrying them to bed and getting out of bed every day?
I looked at her, and she looked at me, and suddenly both of them burst out laughing. I really didn't expect that I made up a pig to feed, and she actually raised the pig to the human level, and my strength was actually practiced by holding the pig and sleeping.
"Hey, Brother Da Bing, can I hire you to be my bodyguard? Driver and bodyguard. She asked solemnly.
"Then you can't afford it, my charges are high." I also took it.
"How tall? There's always a price! She didn't give up.
"High scared to death! No one can afford it! "I want to get rid of her entanglement as soon as possible.
"No matter how tall you are, I can afford you!" She smiled confidently.
I glanced at her and waited for her solution.
She pretended to be deep and said, "Well, this is to let you dig your left pocket into your right pocket." ”
I was stunned: What do you mean? Could it be that I asked myself to be my bodyguard? What does this have to do with her? OMG! Isn't that what she wants to make her mine? That way she wouldn't have to pay for it, so she said let me put my left pocket in my right pocket. This girl, really, what a bad idea, she really dares to say it.
She smiled like a flower, and her eyes met me boldly, and finally I was defeated by her strength and turned my gaze to the side.
The two of them continued to walk forward, both embarrassed to continue the conversation they had just talked about. Ahem, is she a "female man" that everyone often says?
She suddenly sneezed twice in a row, I was shocked, it was now more than ten o'clock in the evening, and the temperature had dropped a lot, but she was still wearing single clothes, so it was strange that it was not cold. This girl, you want to have a demeanor and not a temperature, and now she knows it's cold.
Expressionless, I silently took off my mask and handed it to her. She was not polite, reached out and took it, and immediately put it on her body, without even saying a word of thanks.
"So what do you do, you're not cold? Or you might as well wear it. "This girl seems to have only remembered me now, and she looks very humble, but looking at her expression, how can she have the slightest intention of wanting to take it off and return it to me?
She suddenly smiled weirdly: "I said Brother Bing, I have a way to warm you up, do you want to try it?" ”
I was shocked, she has a way again, this guy has a lot of methods. What can she do? Going to buy clothes? Could it be that she wants to hug? I was also shocked by my ridiculous idea, what a mess!
Seeing that I was contemplative, she said proudly: "I can find a few free gangsters to warm you up, so don't you just ice?" ”
This girl is really, nothing to do, why should I warm up with others?
"It's okay, I'm not cold, thick skin." I replied lightly.
"And do you have a cold face?" That girl was cheap and obedient, and continued to "care" about me.
I was stunned, why did I suddenly ask my face? This is cold or not, what's the matter with your face?
When the girl saw me stunned, she laughed and squatted down holding her stomach. My expression was gloomy: it turned out that people were "playing" themselves? Yes, the skin on the body can not be cold, but the skin is not thick?
Seeing that I was staring at her without speaking, the girl looked at me uneasily: "What's the matter, angry?" You don't even have this bit of marginal humor, do you? ”
"How can I be? In fact, when we are soldiers, we are exposed to the wind and sun all day long, and it is normal for our skin to be thicker, and our skin is no exception. Many of our soldiers are in a state of sub-health all year round, especially in the plateau area. We have dedicated our great youth to the great motherland, have no regrets, and are ready to give up our lives at any time. However, our social status is chilling, not high economically, not to mention political. And I don't know if those pig-headed people who eat and drink nonsense and waste national wealth have thought about it, without us, without this big platform guarded by soldiers, how can they get rich? Why do you enjoy life with a girl in your arms? Some corrupt officials and corrupt officials squeeze a lot of the people's blood and sweat, and when the news is not right, they run away with huge sums of money and go abroad to squander the people's wealth. There are also some so-called successful people, whose whole family has joined foreign nationality and paid heavy taxes there, but they still rely on it, continue to be a representative, continue to participate in politics, and continue to make economic and political capital. In the eyes of their gang, we soldiers are inferior to the stray dogs on the streets, let alone have the luxury of gaining their respect. ”
I was sighing, and suddenly I saw Xiao Ya's beautiful big eyes full of tears, looking at me stupidly, where is looking at me, the affectionate and silent expression is clearly an infatuated woman looking at her lover!
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that you soldiers have so much pain in their hearts, I'm really sorry. "I didn't expect this clever little girl to cry in front of me."
I really didn't expect that my own comments would make this girl cry, which is really a strange news in the world. This may have resonated strongly with her!
In this way, none of us are in the mood to go shopping anymore, I looked at Xiao Ya with a depressed look, and sighed, Miss Jiao, who has been soaked in a honey pot since she was a child, where can she know the various flavors of the world, and it is quite good that I can cause her shock in a few words. I went over and patted her on the shoulder: "Okay, I'm just expressing my personal opinion, not about you, why are you so easily emotional." ”
She slashed her shoulders and trembled slightly, and suddenly burst into a smile: "You are so bad, you know that people are easy to get emotional, and you still use those words to stimulate others, you are all to blame, causing this girl to lose face in front of you, you say, how to calculate this account?." Looking at her coquettish look, I was completely speechless, the child's face, the June day, can it be said that women also have the nature of a child?
I ignored her "reckoning" and said to her, "It's late, I'll send you back." ”
She looked me in the eye mischievously and said lightly, "Is it stressing you to be with me?" So anxious to go back. ”
"No, it's late, and we have to train tomorrow." To be honest, I feel very relaxed with this girl, she always makes some "tricks" from time to time to surprise you.
"Okay then, but you have to promise me that you'll have to ask me again another day. This time it can't be counted. She stared at me intently.
I looked at her and waited for her to give a reasonable reason to ask again.
The girl regained her naughty look, and looked confident: "That's the case, first, your remarks today have seriously deceived my feelings and made me grief-stricken, and the compensation for mental damage must not be able to escape; Second, you only spent more than 200 yuan to have a hot pot today, which will damage your glorious reputation as a coach of the Oriental University and is not conducive to your future development; Third, having a beautiful woman like me to eat with you is a blessing that you have cultivated in several lifetimes, which greatly enriches your amateur cultural life; Fourth, I'm all for you, don't think I'm greedy, I have to let you have a treat! ”
Oh, my God! Tonight, I was completely devastated by this girl, and wanted me to invite her to dinner, and even said such words as "cheating feelings", listing so many reasons, and saying: For the sake of my reputation and enriching my cultural life, it seems that I only have the share of "gratitude"?