Chapter 85: Where is the Buddha?

Later, it was rumored that Cheng Mubai had enough of pets and began to be interested in women. Immediately afterward, all types of women flocked to the city.

However, it was at that time that Cheng Mubai had the title of Demon Son.

Because, all the women who have come into contact with him will get endless glory at the beginning, but when they have had enough of this son, the final outcome is either crazy, stupid or disappearing.

But in the past year or two, this son seems to have found a plaything he likes.

After listening to Sima Qingchuan's words, Tang Song said puzzledly, "What do you mean by telling me so much?" ”

Sima Qingchuan smiled helplessly, although he was addicted for a while, she could see that Cheng Mubai regarded Tang and Song as the next plaything.

After listening to Sima Qingchuan's explanation, Tang Song smiled indifferently and said, "Impossible, I'm not interested in men, and I'm not interested in shemales." ”

"I'm sitting on the ground, with a blue sky and a white sun and a yellow sky and thick earth, if he dares to play hooligan, then I will call the police. If you're still a hooligan—then I'm going to."

"What's that?" Sima Qingchuan thought that he would say, then I will ask you for help, she really wanted to see him beg for herself.

However, it turned out that Sima Qingchuan was wrong.

"Then I'm a rogue than him!" The Tang and Song dynasties painted Lao Tzu as the originator of hooligans.

Hearing this, Sima Qingchuan was about to go crazy. This kid is hopeless!

It seems that he is also seriously split personality!

Alas!

Seeing Sima Qingchuan stop under a pavilion, Tang Song was stunned for a moment, and then said,

"Why don't you go? Didn't you say, go to the toilet together? "Could it be that she wants to break the appointment, it's too child's play, this is the water that is spilled, does it mean that she doesn't know? ? ?

Sima Qingchuan's face was full of black lines, who said that he went to the toilet with you? Is it good that you are making your own decisions?

"Okay, in that case, then I'll work hard and go to the toilet for you." Tang Song said very generously, and then ran forward.

Sima Qingchuan, who stayed in place, was stunned for a moment, he had heard of paying back money for others and paying for others, but this was the first time he had heard of going to the toilet for others?

In other words, can you replace it?

How to replace?

This is a problem.

In fact, as expected by the Tang and Song dynasties, this temple really has a women's toilet. He felt that no woman had come to this temple for a hundred years, and it was not a waste to make a toilet!

Alas!

Don't they know that it's shameful to waste?

After soaking the pee, as soon as Tang Song lifted his pants, he felt that there was someone behind him.

What do you mean?

It's all big guys who are standing and peeing, as for peeking behind them? Besides, you can see clearly, what if you commit suicide with low self-esteem?

As soon as Tang Song turned around, he saw several wolf-like faces.

"When you go to the toilet, why are you so rich? You really think you're the Emperor of Expressions. Come on, don't move, hold tight, I'll take a picture of you as a souvenir. Tang Song said that he was about to take out his mobile phone to take pictures.

"Damn, this time, I'm going to make you eat!"

Immediately after, the boss of these wolves appeared.

It's Yan Er!

"It's you!" Tang Song blinked, "That, I'm sorry!" ”

Yan Er saw that this guy actually apologized, and immediately said proudly, "Do you know it's wrong? Hmph, it's a pity it's late! ”

"Wrong? It's wrong, I mean I was wrong just now. Before, I doubted your level as a dog, but now I don't. Because, this dog will never change to eat! Tang Song said with a smile, "That, hurry up and eat it, while it's still fresh!" ”

Yan Er was so angry when he heard the words that his lungs were about to explode, damn it, this guy actually changed his way to scold himself!

"You dare to be hard-mouthed, second master, if you look at me, you have to let him eat."

"That's right, if you dare to provoke the second master and the son, it's enough to live!"

"Fuck, I think I'm human, you sister!"

“……”

Seeing that several people stepped forward to make a move, Tang Song suddenly shouted and said, "Wait! ”

Those people were stunned for a moment, and said in their hearts, does this kid want to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy?

Tang Song said mysteriously, "Which of you farted?" Is it you, or are you? ”

Those few people suddenly became angry, and they almost killed people directly.

Closer, closer!

Now they are only a few dozen centimeters away from the Tang and Song dynasties.

"Wait!" Tang Song spoke again.

At this sound, Tang and Song roared and acted resolutely, making people unable to doubt, resist, or refuse.

Hearing this, those people instinctively stopped, but due to inertia, their upper bodies almost flashed off their old waists.

"What are you going to do?" Someone spoke.

Tang Song smiled and said, "You are all people with status, of course, so am I." You see, can people with status like us compete in the toilet? Think about it, when those heroes and masters duel, they are either on the top of Mount Tai or at the heroes' meeting, are they in the toilet? ”

Several people shook their heads.

What this guy said makes sense, how can he duel in a place like the toilet when he has such a status and status?

"Think about it, who's going to be messing around in the toilet?"

"-- Naughty boy!" Someone replied.

Tang Song then said, "Then now you are still here to act like naughty children, do you want to do it?" Don't you want to lose your face? If your brothers knew about it, imagine what they would think of you. What about your status? This is a serious problem! What is the most important thing, the most important face! ”

Several people nodded frequently, and they all felt that Tang Song's words were very reasonable.

Even Yan Er at the door of the toilet felt that this was the case.

"Then why don't you go out?" Someone took the initiative to suggest.

"I agree!"

“……”

When Yan Er also wanted to nod in agreement, he reacted violently, Damn, I was almost taken into the ditch by this kid, where is this?

Ci'an Temple!

There are a lot of warrior monks here, and if they start beating people outside, that kid will definitely attract the warrior monks by roaring twice. This is also the real reason why they blocked Tang Song in the toilet.

Damn, this kid talked nonsense and almost ruined the original plan!

Yan Er roared angrily and ordered at those people, "Don't talk nonsense with him, it's right here, do it immediately!" ”

"Huh? Second master, isn't it okay? We're all people with status! A little brother retorted.

"Identity, your sister! You pig's brain, this is out, what if this little mess calls those bald asses. Look for death, right? Yan Er shouted angrily.

Another little brother said, "Second master, will the Buddha be unhappy about scolding the monk and the bald donkey in the temple?" It's—"

Tang Song said, "Yes!" And very unhappy. ”

Immediately afterwards, Tang Song clasped his hands together and said in a similar way to the voice of the monk in the movie: "The Buddha said that only 500 times of looking back in the past life can be exchanged for a passing of the present life. ”

"Huh? Really? A little brother who believes in Buddhism said suspiciously.

"So, we've been friends all our lives!"

"What a philosophy!"

"Damn, don't talk nonsense, press him into a pit for me!" Yan Er really couldn't stand it anymore, he was afraid that if he let this gossip surnamed Tang confuse the crowd again, these guys would turn against him.

Ya, the master told you so much, but you didn't appreciate it. Since you are not afraid of offending the Buddha, then the master will teach you for the Buddha. Don't think you're a scoundrel, so I'm afraid of you. Tell you, sir......

When Tang and Song were thinking, suddenly a crisp sound reached his ears.

Syllable!

It was the sound of a wine jar smashing its head.

Yes!

What's the situation?

Did the Buddha manifest himself?

Looking at the stunned buddy, Tang Song was stunned!

Syllable!

Syllable!

Syllable!

The same scene, as if it had been designed in advance, magically appeared in front of Tang and Song.

This made Tang and Song, who had always been superstitious, feel that all these miracles were all touched by his sincere heart, and then the Buddha appeared!

At this time, Yan Er was still awake.

"Damn, who did it!"

Before he could fully say this, a wine jar had already smashed into his head.

However, what made Tang Song blink was that there was nothing wrong with this Yan Er!

I rubbed it!

"Buddha, one more!" Tang Song secretly said in his heart.

So, as a result, another wine jar appeared.

Don't faint yet!

I'm going to go!

"Buddha, one more!" Tang Song gritted his teeth.

Facts have proved that the sincerity of the Tang and Song dynasties moved the Buddha again.

Syllable!

Syllable!

This time, Yan Er finally fainted!

There is a saying that takes advantage of his illness to kill him! Although it is said that the Tang and Song dynasties did not like violence very much, after all, indoctrination is not omnipotent, otherwise, there would be no prison in this world!

So, Tang and Song moved their feet.

"I step on me, I step on ......"

At this time, Tang and Song Dynasty were like a naughty child, looking for people's faces to step on.

"Look, that's what happens when you don't listen to the old man. Blame whom? ”

Tang Song changed his face again.

"All of this is your own doing, I am kind and persuasive, and even do not hesitate to move the Buddha and his old man out, but what about you?"

"Is there a appreciation? Do you want to stop there? ”

At this time, Tang and Song's feet were much stronger.

"The Buddha said, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground. You know? No, you don't understand! Scum like you can only be dealt with by the same way you can deal with scum! ”

At this time, Tang Song jumped on Yan Er.

"Especially you, the second master, this kick is for the queen of songs!"

"This kick is for your mother!"

"This kick is for your dad!"

“……”

"This last kick is for the Buddha!"

After enjoying himself, Tang Song deliberately rubbed the soles of his shoes on the ground, then looked up at the sky and said,

"Buddha, thank you for your great kindness!" After a pause, he said seriously, "Thank you! ”

Then, Tang Song raised his leg and was about to leave the toilet.

However, just a few steps out of the toilet, Tang Song's left foot was about to step on the ground, but a wine jar appeared under his feet.

I'm hiding, hiding......

It turns out that Tang Song didn't dodge, and then he came to eat ruthlessly!

"I'm covered by the Buddha, where is the demon appearing quickly!" Tang Song wanted to roar like this, but his mouth was full of special dirt!

At this moment, a voice rang out.

"Bold fanatics, you dare to tease my Buddha!"

"Oh! Where is the Buddha? Tang Song sat on the ground, and after snorting a few times, he grinned and asked.

The owner of the voice was obviously questioned, and after a pause, he muttered, "The Buddha is in the heart!" ”

"What is the heart?"

"......" the voice did not respond.

Tang Song then asked, "Where is the heart?" ”

“……”

"What is inside the heart?"

“……”

At this time, Tang Song had already stood up, patted his buttocks, and said lightly, "You don't even know where the Buddha is, why do you say that I am teasing the Buddha?" ”

At this time, Tang Song had already begun to laugh.

Brush!

A figure appeared in front of Tang Song like lightning, and it was accompanied by a strong smell of wine!