Chapter Thirty-Nine: Thick and Hard
CHAPTER XXXIX
It's thick and hard
(Chapter 38 has been revised, readers who read it yesterday, please rewind it!) )
"You're hairy!" Carl muttered and walked in, "Isn't there a toilet in the bar?" ”
"Damn, who are you!" Carl suddenly shouted hysterically, "Let go of me!" How dare you treat a noble mage like this? ”
Carl has been caught, and those bodyguards have brought me and Brother Legend back on their heads.
"Hey, aren't you the one who's crazy?" Boss Wang looked at Carl and said.
"What kind of neurosis, who are you?" Carl asked, confused.
"Throw it, throw it!" Boss Wang waved his hand impatiently, "It's fucking unlucky!" ”
Gotta get in one!
"Hey!" After Carl was pinned next to us, I said hello to him.
I don't know if someone died with me, but I'm in a slightly better mood
"Hey fart!" Carl asked speechlessly, "What's going on?" ”
"What do you think?" I asked rhetorically.
"Well, I seem to get it!" Carl looked around, "By the way, what did you just want to say?" ”
"Run, call someone!" Brother Legend and I glanced at each other and said in unison.
"Oh"
"You two, go over there and watch!" Boss Wang was a little speechless at this time, and he said to the remaining two people.
The two people handed Li Ke over to Boss Wang and walked over.
"I have a hunch!" I raised an eyebrow at the two of them.
"What?"
"I think there's going to be someone waiting!"
Sure enough, a deep voice sounded over there, "Xiaoqiang? Are you in there? ”
"Is there an end?" Boss Wang said frantically.
The three of us glanced at each other, and Carl immediately opened his mouth, "Quick! ”
Brother Legend and I watched him being pressed to the ground by the iron-faced and selfless bodyguard
"Quick? Fast what? Galen also walked in without understanding anything, "Is there any smoke?" Give me one! ”
I watched as the two bodyguards tried to attack Galen like they attacked Brother Legend and Carl before they could react, but they deliberately didn't warn.
When Galen walked in, I saw the two bodyguards visibly stunned.
Galen appeared before them, almost obscuring the moon in the sky.
The two bodyguards looked at each other for a moment, but still rushed forward.
They shouldn't be ordinary bodyguards, they can make three moves and two styles, in their eyes, Galen is also an ordinary person who is slightly bigger.
Two bodyguards, one left and one right, clamped Galen and tried to hold Galen's shoulders.
However, I watched the two of them jump for a long time without touching Galen's shoulder.
Galen's shoulders are too wide!
"What for?" Galen asked in a daze, "What about armor for me?" Noxus is calling again? ”
Galen is still shaking when he walks.
He had just woken up, but his body was awake and he didn't realize what was happening.
Seeing that Galen was so difficult to take, the two bodyguards simply began to attack Galen.
One left and one right, they struck Galen in the stomach.
Galen didn't react because he was still drunk, and two fists slammed into him, knocking him back a small step.
"Roar!" Galen was suddenly furious, "Demacia! Trial! ”
The three of us watched as Galumbi made a gesture of holding a sword in both hands, and then began to spin in circles!
He thought he was fighting the Noxus army on the battlefield!
But Galen hit it crookedly, and his clenched fists hit the two bodyguards right away, knocking them flying.
The two bodyguards were knocked to the wall, bounced, and fell to the ground, moaning like dying dogs, unable to stand up again.
Having done the fatal blow, Galen didn't stop, but continued to spin in circles.
We watched Galen turn around a dozen times before finally stopping, shaking under our feet, and finally hitting our heads against the wall!
"Boom!" Dirt fell down the wall.
Galen lay motionless on the ground.
"Dead?" Carl asked speechlessly.
"Won't it?" I said with black lines on my head, "I'm dead in this moment, is he still worthy of the power of Demacia?" ”
Sure enough, when I finished speaking, Galen sat up suddenly, then shrunk his head and looked around, and squatted down obscenely.
Motionless again.
However, Galen's head still turned from time to time, as if he was observing something.
Now quietly, the atmosphere is very eerie.
"What is he doing?" Brother Legend asked puzzled.
"Open defecation?" Karl asked, frowning.
"This action," I said, as I looked closely, "it looks like it's squatting in the grass, right?" ”
"Legend, Carl.
"What kind of bird?" Boss Wang frowned, pointed to one of Brother Legend's bodyguards and said, "Go and see!" ”
"Huh?" The bodyguard was visibly reluctant.
"Lao Tzu told you to go, go quickly!" Boss Wang glared at him, "What are you afraid of him doing with a drunk?" ”
"Yes!"
The bodyguard had just seen the fate of the two companions, but the boss's order could not be disobeyed, so he could only walk over hard.
When he was only two meters old in Riguelen, he stood on his tiptoes and crept forward.
Just when he thought Galen would not react, a sudden force appeared.
"Fatal blow!" Galen roared and leaped high.
With his fists together, he slammed down with a standard two-handed sword slashing action, with an indomitable movement!
"Help!" The bodyguard was obviously confused by Galen's sudden attack, and instead of dodging, he stood in place and raised his arms upwards in an attempt to block Galen's blow.
"Click!"
"Click! Click! Click! "I heard a lot of things breaking.
I looked closely, and the bodyguard had fallen to the ground on his stomach at this time, and the bricks under his feet had been shattered.
Even if this person is rescued, he can't ask for it anymore! It is estimated that comminuted fractures are not enough to describe his tragic condition.
He can't be a bodyguard, but he can pretend to be disabled and pin his feet to his ears to ask for food! Oh, he doesn't have to pretend anymore
After Galen had beaten the hapless bodyguard, he took two steps back and crouched down again.
"Dreadnought Pioneer Regiment, that's how they usually fight?" Brother Legend asked, with black lines on his head.
"I don't know, you can ask Fiona about this!" I gave him a blank look.
"Boss, what's next?" One of the bodyguards who was holding me down asked with a palpitating glance at Galen, who was squatting there.
"Can't you fucking clean him up when you guys go up together?" Boss Wang scolded, "You few wastes, usually all of them are not good, and you don't get less salary, why can't you deal with a drunkard?" ”
"But what about these guys?" The bodyguard pointed at the three of us and said.
"You abolish them first, cut off your hands and feet, and then go and kill that stupid big man!" Boss Wang scolded, "A group of rice buckets! ”
"Holy!" When I heard this, I was in a hurry, and shouted hoarsely, "Galen, Sledgehammer, come and save us!" ”
Galen was indifferent.
"Silly big man, help!" Karl shouted too.
At this time, I saw that one of the bodyguards had already pulled out the knife!
"It's over!" Karl said indignantly, "I can't imagine that my lifetime name would be planted in this place!" ”
"You're already dead, okay?" Legend Brother looked at him with disdain.
I'm completely confused by now, and it seems that Galen is now unconscious.
In a panic, I looked at Li Ke, who was frightened, and suddenly felt blessed in my heart, "Li Ke, you shout, if there is no war, I will marry you!" ”
Although Li Ke was scared now, she also saw that my friends were a little unusual, and tried to calm down.
But before Li Ke could shout, Boss Wang had already covered Li Ke's mouth.
Li Ke's eyes suddenly became fierce, and he bit Boss Wang fiercely.
Boss Wang was in pain, and subconsciously took his hand away, and Li Ke took the opportunity to shout, "If there is no war, I will marry you!" ”
"Katarina!" Galen staggered to his feet.
"Yes, it's me!" Li Ke didn't even ask me to teach, and replied by himself, "Come and save me!" ”
What a smart girl!
"Slut!" Boss Wang gave Li Ke a slap.
"!" When I saw it, my anger was already bursting!
If Galen can get them, I'll have to kill him!
"Roar!" Galen roared again, another movement with a sword in both hands, "Courage! ”
Seeing that Galen didn't have any moves, no changes, and just rushed forward, Brother Legend couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter with this move of courage?" ”
"Eh" I don't know how to explain, "It's just duang, it becomes thick and hard!" ”
"Stop him!" When Boss Wang saw Galen rushing towards him, he was immediately anxious.
Those bodyguards couldn't take care of us at this time, after all, it was important to protect the boss, so they all immediately stood up and rushed forward.
"Judgment!" Galen saw a group of people coming, and immediately repeated the same trick.
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! The five bodyguards rushed over one after another, and they all scrambled to fly out.
"!" Boss Wang scolded secretly, turned his head and ran.
"Boom!" Boss Wang crashed into the wall behind him.
He wasn't Galen, and after a knock on the door of his head, he immediately fell to the ground and covered his head.
"Demacia Justice!" Galen roared and made a gesture of plunging his sword into the ground.
"Oh my God! It's so exciting! "The three of us closed our eyes at the same time.
"Ahh After a short shout, Boss Wang was silent.
"Katarina, are you alright?" After Galen felt that he had killed Boss Wang, he immediately turned around and hugged Li Ke!
"Grass your uncle, you let go of her!"