Chapter 210: The Goddess and the Female Nerve
Two hours later, Yunkai saw a highway and felt like he was back in the world.
The street sign shows that this place is only more than 20 kilometers away from Kuizhou City. Yunkai pretended to be forced in the mountains and mountains, and he forgot how he got out, and he didn't know how far the Longyuan Tiankeng was.
Of course, he didn't plan to go back to that place. He only had one thought now, so he rushed to Kuizhou City to eat and drink, and then called Jin Yutang or Queen Xia to come and pick up people.
Kuizhou in the era of cold weapons was once a military town in the east of Chongqing, but now it is only a remote riverside county. Because the bracelet carries a group of wild cats with wings, it is easy to frighten the little pot friends in reality, so they find a place to settle outside the city, and Yunkai took the bracelet and walked into the county seat.
In the evening, a man and a bird sat in a riverside restaurant. Yunkai asked for a can of locally produced Lao Baigan, although it is brewed by local method, but it is a pure natural grain roasted wine, without any additives and blending ingredients, the taste is slightly rough, but mellow and simple, and the aftertaste is long.
There is some history of sake produced in Kuizhou. There was a drunkard named Liu Yuxi in the Tang Dynasty, who wrote when he was a thorn in Kuizhou: "The mountains on both sides of the strait are like snow blooming, and every family is full of silver cups of spring wine." Another drunkard, Du Fu, also said in the poem "Removing Boredom": "When I heard that Yun'an Qu came to spring, I was drunk when I poured a lamp." It's not difficult to get drunk by boat, and go down the gorge to worry about a few patrols......"
The bracelet was a slap in the eye, muttering to Yunkai to make it a wine bowl, leaning his neck and drinking red. Yun Kai was worried that he had drunk too much, and when he went to grab its wine bowl, he saw two old drunkards on the table next to him, and he staggered to his feet and read aloud in the authentic Yuzhou dialect:
"The moon is bright, the moon is bright, and the moonlight shines on the wine bottle.
The fragrance of wine wafted into the Moon Palace, and Chang'e was so happy when she smelled it.
Miss Chang'e came down to earth and insisted on having a drink with me.
You have a cup, I have a cup, and my face is red ...... when I drink it."
Yun Kai listened interestingly, smiled and said hello to the other party. An old drunkard said, "Young man, what does it mean to drink alone?" Why don't you come and share a table and have a drink together? ”
Yun Kai's eyes flashed, he walked over with the chopsticks and wine glasses, and laughed: "Then I'm welcome!" The two old men sincerely invite each other, this wine is my invitation, hehe......"
The other drunkard was not happy, rolled his eyes and said, "Boy, don't call me an old man!" Do you think I'm old? Besides, my old man is not short of money, and he doesn't need to save his wife's book, so I don't need you to invite him! ”
Yunkai was messy in an instant. This old man in his early sixties, who calls himself an old man, but doesn't let others call him an old man, what is the situation?
"Two old men, oh no, big brother!" Yun Kai could only understand that the other party was drunk, raised his wine glass and said, "My name is Yun Kai, may I ask what the two big brothers are called?" ”
"My name is Zhang Busan."
"My name is Li Busi."
“……”
Okay, Zhang San and Li Si, no three or four - just hearing this name is strange enough, and it has a fight with Yan Xiaoyi, the drunkard, and I don't know if it's a real name or a fake name.
No, no, no, no Yun Kai borrowed his mobile phone and walked to the side to call Jin Yutang, but he didn't expect that the person who answered was Yan Xiaoyi, he sighed in his heart, and asked suspiciously: "Xiaoyi?" What about the little four? ”
"Little San'er, you finally appeared!"
Yan Xiaoyi hurriedly roared and said loudly: "Something happened to the little four family. Uncle Jin was in a car accident and is being rescued in the second hospital of the city, where are you? A few of us have a lot of ideas for you, so come back quickly if it's okay! ”
"I'm in Kuizhou right now. I can't get in the car, can you come and pick me up? ”
Yunkai reported an address, and then reminded: "By the way, you drive a bigger car, I have dozens of cats here......"
Yan Xiaoyi hung up the phone and said to herself suspiciously: "Why does Xiao San'er have so many cats?" ”
When Yun Kai called, there was still some distance from the wine table, but he didn't expect the content of his phone call to be heard clearly by the two old men, and the two of them glanced at each other invariably, revealing a somewhat strange look.
Seeing that Yun Kai finished making a call, Zhang Busan raised his wine glass casually, toasted with the bracelet and said, "Come on, little thing, let's go one!" ”
The watch bracelet was called a small thing, full of unhappiness, pretending to be stupid and saying: "Come, little thing, let's go one!" ”
Li Busi's mouth was full of wine, and he squirted out directly, pointing at the bracelet and laughing wildly: "It's so funny, hahahaha...... Children, do your parrots sell? ”
"Not for sale! My parrot didn't come out to sell......"
"You're the one who came out to sell, and your whole family came out to sell!"
“……”
The strange old man is much happier, and even happier when he meets a parrot that can drink. When two old and one young and a parrot were getting drunk, a "kicking" footsteps came from the staircase, and the rhythm was like a jubilant drumbeat.
Zhang Busan and Li Busi's faces changed drastically, and they glanced at each other in panic. Li Busi screamed, flashed from Yun Kai's side, and disappeared into the window in a blink of an eye, Zhang Busan said in a low voice: "Young man, the ghost of that female devil is still lingering, and my old man is afraid of it." You help us hold her down, or ......"
"Otherwise, you won't want to take this purse back!"
Yun Xingxing said that it was not good, and he didn't have time to protest, Zhang Busan was also like a loach, rolled out the window and disappeared on the roof. As soon as he touched his chest, the purse given by Xiao Xian'er was originally hanging around his neck, where was there still a trace at this time?
He was in a hurry, and was about to get up to chase after him, when a delicate girl in red flashed in. The girl looks fourteen or fifteen years old, with rare braids, combed eyebrows and bangs, melon seed face with a small nose tip, and her upper lip is a little naughty......
Yun Kai saw it, and immediately his face changed, and he fled. He finally knew who Zhang Busan and Li Busi had provoked - the girl in red looked quite familiar, who else could she be if she wasn't the little witch of the Goddess Peak?
After thousands of calculations, he forgot that Kuizhou was very close to the Goddess Peak.
Among the three strange doors of traditional Chinese medicine, the most feared by outsiders is the Butterfly Valley, but those who know the truth are most afraid of the Goddess Peak. There are no men in the Goddess Peak, only a group of extremely feminist goddesses - think about it, under the prosperity and decline of yin and yang for hundreds of years, you can hold back your neurosis without illness, even the Butterfly Valley and Treasure Island, which are also the Three Wonder Gates, often respect the goddess.
There is actually only one word difference between the goddess and the female nerve.
The girl in red is named Wu Qiqi, and she is the contemporary descendant of the Goddess Peak, and the last time Yun Kai saw her was three years ago. At that time, Wu Qiqi was still a little P child, and he had already revealed the essence of a little witch, and he was in cahoots with the fierce butterfly mushroom Liang Xin, and bullied the original Butterfly Valley Yiba to death.
When Yun Kai jumped on the windowsill, Wu Qiqi's figure flickered to the window, and he crossed his hands on his waist and said, "Yun ...... Yunkai, you stop for me! ”
Yunkai was directly named by others, and it was not to enter or retreat while standing on the windowsill. The bracelet is also a current businessman, and has slipped far away to the treetops outside the window, because the escape action is so fierce that even the wine bowl on the table is overturned.
Wu Qiqi was crying behind him: "Brother Yunkai, are you so unkind to see me?" It's been a few years, and I've been remembering you, but when you see the Yin family, you want to run, I, I'...... I'm so sad, woo woo woo ......"
Yun Kai shuddered, didn't dare to look at Wu Qiqi's eyes, turned around and said, "Qiqi, don't misunderstand!" I want to help you catch Zhang Busan and Li Busi, they just escaped through the window! ”
The lesser of the two powers, it was sold by Yunkai in the blink of an eye.
"Brother Yunkai, you are so good!" Wu Qiqi burst into tears and laughed, how could he still look a little sad?
Yunkai really wants to say that my brother is not good at all, even the whole person is not good!
Wu Qiqi rolled his eyes and asked, "What are they stealing your purse for?" Who is Lu Xiaoxian? ”
Yun Kai was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and he withdrew in a flash, shouting frantically: "I didn't look at your eyes, how can you also use mind reading?!" ”
"Oh, the silver family will also improve!"
Wu Qiqi pursed his lips and smiled shyly, and apologized repeatedly: "The Yin family didn't mean to snoop on your privacy, who knows that you have been talking about that purse in your head?" Is that Sister Lu Xiaoxian beautiful? Brother Yunkai I'm sorry, I didn't know she had passed away, I'm sorry ......"
Lu Xiaoxian is a taboo for Yun Xingxing, whoever dares to touch him dares to be in a hurry. He glared at Wu Qiqi viciously, and threatened viciously: "Little witch, I warn you! Don't think that this is the territory of your goddess peak, I'm afraid of you, if you dare to mention the three words Lu Xiaoxian again, don't blame me for bullying the small and beating your mother so much! ”
"You, you...... You're bullying the Silver family again! Wu Qiqi pouted and was about to cry again.
The proprietress of the restaurant came to serve the food, and when she accidentally saw this scene, she immediately hugged her and said, "Young man, this is your fault!" Girls are for petting, not for being fierce, whether she's your sister or your sweetheart......"
Nima knew it was like this, and she knew it was like this!
This little witch can read minds, how can anyone bully her? Nima bullied others, and pretended to be a pitiful little sufferer, so as to win the sympathy of others - in the Butterfly Valley, Yunkai was beaten by his mother countless times because of this, and he couldn't find a place to complain.
Yun Xingxing had 10,000 divine beasts rushing by, barely suppressing his anger, took out a few soft girl coins and stuffed them to the proprietress, and jumped down from the window under her frightened gaze......
The proprietress covered her mouth with wide eyes, and was about to shout for help when she suddenly felt a flower in front of her, and the little girl in red disappeared without a trace. She hurriedly rushed to the window and looked down from the third floor, how could she still see a human figure?
The proprietress shouted hysterically, "Hell, ghost! There are ghosts ......."
On the roof, Yun Kai was galloping, and there was a red shadow in the distance behind him.
Yun Kai didn't know why Wu Qiqi was chasing after him, but he knew that as long as the two old men saw the little witch, they would definitely slip away faster than him, and it would be even more useless to get the purse back.
His head was as big as a bucket, and he couldn't get rid of Wu Qiqi after going around several times, so he had to pause and ask depressedly: "Why do you always follow me?" ”
"The Yin family is worried that you won't be able to beat Zhang Busan and Li Busi!"
"Thanks, you don't have to worry about this. I think we're still on the road, let's go our separate ways! ”
"Brother Yunkai, why are you swollen to say that? The silver family was so sad in their hearts, woo woo woo ......"
"Pretend, you keep pretending!" Yun Kai had no place to vent the evil fire in his stomach, and he turned his head and ran wildly while scolding: "Little witch, Nima will catch up again, my brother will circle you a hundred times, a hundred times!" ”
"Brother Yunkai, don't be so anxious, the Yin family is not yet an adult?"
Wu Qiqi's voice was like a bone appendage, and Yun Kai wanted to look up to the sky and scream: "God, save me!" ”