Chapter 66

Standing to pee?

A few of us men endured the stench and dug for a long time before digging out the wandering swordsman.

"Brother Wen, are you okay?" I pinched my nose and walked over and asked with concern.

Swain was wearing a helmet, and I don't know what the hell he was looking at right now.

"It's fine!" Swain was still a very simple two words, and after waiting for a while, Sven finally spoke again, "Thank you!" ”

"You're welcome!" It's so tiring to deal with people like that!

It's all stinking like that, and it's still pretending to be cool!

I saw that he was fine, and followed Galen to see Zhao Xin and them.

"Galen, what do you think is wrong with them?" I asked, crouching next to the prince.

"It's okay, it's just too much to drink!" Galen didn't seem very happy.

"What then?"

"Look at me!" Galen raised his palm.

"Smack!" Galen's big palm slapped Gavin's face hard, and a smell of wine came to his face.

Seeing this, I subconsciously covered my face, what a unique way to decant wine! I've found a good way not to get caught by the police after a drunk driver, but it's quite risky, so I might as well go squatting for six months! Just like Gawen, who can take Galen this time, if it were me, I guess my head would be directly lifted off by Galen.

After Galen finished fighting, he walked to Zhao Xin's and concocted the same method. I saw Zhao Xin's feet pumping......

didn't wait long, and the two fools covered their faces and slowly sat up.

"Galen?" Gavin shook his head and asked in surprise when he saw Galen.

"Galen?" Zhao Xin also sat up.

"I remember someone was beating me?" Zhao Xin raised his head stupidly and thought about it and asked.

"I remember it too, like a dream!" Jiawen also pretended to say.

"There are some things that you just need to know in your heart!" I said earnestly, "Although I know everything!" ”

"Uh......" Jiawen, Zhao Xin.

"Where's my sister?" Galen asked, looking at the two of them.

I finally understood why Galen was a little unhappy.

The three of them looked at each other dumbfounded, and then knelt on the ground with their heads in their hands, "Oh my God! We forgot about Lux! ”

"It's over, it's over!" Galen knelt on the ground and pounded the ground.

"I'm going to be cheap little yellow hair!" Zhao Xin was almost in tears.

"My fault ......," Gavin Nana said.

Alas, Demacia has these three goods, why can't Noxus rule the world?

Forget it, no matter what these three are missing, I'll go see the other two!

Cuenca and Fat Blue also seem to have drunk too much, I really don't know how much they drank before they came!

I followed Galen's example, and it was a slap in the face of Cuenca's old face, so cool!

After waiting for a while, Cuenca suddenly sat up, pushed me away, turned and threw up on the ground.

"Captain, are you alright?"

"It's fine!" Cuenca held out a hand and shook it at me, "I'll just take a break!" ”

Cuenca also got up, and in the end there was the blue fat man left.

I still used the same old routine, stretched out two hands, and smacked hard at his two cute faces.

My hands were swollen, but he was still drooling and snoring on the ground!

"Xiaoqiang, you can't do this!" The fawn jumped up and down.

"How about that?"

The fawn bent down his forelimbs, squatted in the ear of the blue fat man, and shouted, "Dead fat man, it's time to eat!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the blue fat man sat up with a sigh, and said with both mouths at the same time, "Open the meal?" Where's the rice? I am hungry! ”

"Get up and stand up! Wait to take you to dinner! "I still have a way of dealing with such low-IQ creatures, uh, in fact, just lie to them.

"Oh...," the blue fat man replied, touching his right head with his left hand.

Okay, now that they're pretty much back to normal, it's time to think about how to get back to the factory.

Look at them, I don't even dare to go out of the campus now, a birdman, a two-headed monster, a cute girl who is half human and half deer, and a little dragon with colorful lights......

I took out my phone and looked at it, it was already half past ten, and fortunately, there was still a last train to the toy factory.

It seems that when I have money in the future, I still need to buy a bus or two.

But that's all for later, and what I should think about now is how to get them on the bus without attracting attention.

"I'm telling you, we only have humans, and you guys (I pointed to the fawns) are monsters in us, and if you find them, you'll be caught and studied!" I stood in front of them and walked back and forth, "So you have to wait and listen to my arrangement, trouble everyone!" For a better tomorrow! ”

Everyone nodded imperceptibly.

Those goblins are okay to say, I let Debang three and two each hold two, and just cover them with clothes.

I picked up a plastic bag from the ground and put it on one of the blue fat man's heads, "Don't take it off, or you won't have anything to eat!" ”

"Brother Tianfu, can you stop flying?" From the time the Heavenly Fury Mage appeared until now, he had never fallen to the ground, and he was flapping his wings endlessly.

"No, it's a shame for us Heavenly Fury to walk on our feet!" The Heavenly Fury Mage simply refused.

Don't go to the ground? I can't figure it out, so what should I do if he pees? Do you not stand on the quasi-toilet bowl to pee? Isn't it annoying to wipe it every time you pee? It's still pee, what do you say to......

"Captain, please carry him a little longer!" I looked at it, and I could only trouble the captain.

"Okay!" The captain simply agreed, and the birdman was not heavy anyway.

"By the way, remember not to flap your wings!" I explained again.

I looked up at the elven dragon and then at the fawn, these two are more troublesome! SKYFURY DOESN'T FLAP HIS WINGS AND CAN ALSO USE HIM AS A DRUNK COSPLAY ENTHUSIAST.

I looked around and walked over to the Windranger, "I'll lend me the cloak!" ”

Windranger was very simple, took off his cloak, well, what a good figure!

I wrapped my cloak around the back half of the fawn, especially covering the back two feet.

So as long as you don't look closely, you should be fine, right?

The elven dragon is the most troublesome, and it still shines!

I thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with a solution, but when I looked up, I saw the national flag flying in the school, and I immediately had an idea.

I asked for another rope from Windranger and tied one end to the elven dragon's feet, and the other, I thought about it, and slipped it into Anne's hand.

"Miss Parker, just remember to float, don't move! It's best not to blink at all! I said, looking at the elven dragon's big twinkle eyes.

I stuffed the big head Amumu into Swain's hand, and also told Amumu not to move! It's okay to cry, but don't make a sound! It's a bit inhumane, but if someone finds out I'm wrapping a big-headed baby in a bandage, I'm going to be doxxed....

Ahri has nine tails, but so what? There are a lot of fake Ahri on the streets now!

Finally, I shoved Timo into Carl's arms.

I myself hugged Nar, Nar's fur was very comfortable to touch, I was a little reluctant to let go, of course, if I was asked to hold Ahri and so on, I would definitely throw this puppy away without hesitation!

After all this was done, I looked at them, Amumu, Teemo became dolls, Parker became balloons, Skyfury and Ahri became cosplay-obsessed lovers, how to look at how full of loopholes....

Why am I so fucking upset at the thought of waiting to get on the bus?

But now that it's come to this, I can't leave them alone, can I?

"Alas!" I sighed and said, "Follow me!" ”

"Xiaoqiang!" When I walked to the school gate, the blue fat man patted me on the shoulder, "I think he's about to suffocate to death!" ”

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