Chapter 341: Transsexuality
Zhou Xiaolei clasped Xie Dakui's forehead with her fingers and said sarcastically: "Xie Dakui, your official rank is not low." Return the silver dragon envoy, I think it's a piece of stinky shit! ”
Xie Dakui's forehead suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and he said tremblingly: "Yes, yes, Officer Zhou is right, I am a piece of stinky shit, stinky shit that even a dog can't eat it." ”
Zhou Xiaolei suddenly covered her mouth, hurriedly ran to the corner of the wall, and spit out at a garbage can.
Hey, this breakfast was a waste.
Wen Jun was secretly amused, and said in his heart What kind of person is Xie Dakui, he is just an old oilman who talks about people and talks nonsense! You are a woman who is disgusting with him, isn't this disgusting self-inflicted?
He pulled the little hair left on Xie Dakui's head, and sighed: "Look at you, what kind of sin have you made, disgusting the police flower like this, are you so good?" ”
Xie Dakui smiled bitterly, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said in a trembling voice: "I...... I know it's wrong, Mayor Wen, you're ...... Forgive me this time. ”
Wen Jun smiled "hehe" and said, "It's not me who is disgusting, what do you want me to forgive you?" ”
Xie Dakui secretly glanced at Zhou Xiaolei who was still squatting on the ground and vomiting out of the corner of his eyes, as panicked as a street rat.
As the saying goes, it is better to offend a villain than a woman. Xie Dakui offended not only a woman, but also a fierce policewoman! Will his "good days" be far away?
It wasn't until she vomited out the sour water in her stomach that Zhou Xiaolei straightened up, wiped her mouth with a tissue, and walked over slowly, her big watery eyes were cold, like ice blades condensed at minus 40 degrees!
Xie Dakui's body trembled, like leaves fluttering in the cold wind.
Wen Jun clasped his hands to his chest, looked like he didn't care about himself, and said with a smile: "Sister Xiaolei, you can tear his mouth, cut off his tongue, and pour him chili water, but don't die to death, I'll still be useful if I keep him." ”
I said! Xie Dakui scolded in his heart, this kid is raping, are you persuading or helping?
"Police Zhou...... Officer, I'm ...... I ......" Xie Dakui said, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, his lips trembled, his tongue stiffened, and he no longer obeyed.
Zhou Xiaolei glared at him silently.
Xie Dakui was at a loss, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead in a panic, and was about to open his mouth to admit his mistake, but saw Zhou Xiaolei suddenly smile at him.
He was ready to be torn out of his mouth, beaten violently, and even poured chili water by her, but to his surprise, she actually smiled at him!
What does that mean? Could it be that you are so sick that you are stupid? But Xie Dakui knew that the probability of this happening was only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
The ancients had clouds, and if something goes wrong, it will be a demon!
How could Xie Dakui, who has decades of experience in the rivers and lakes, not understand? Then he panicked even more, like a chill rising from the soles of his feet, like a cold poisonous snake, rushing towards his back.
Zhou Xiaolei looked at him, smiled softly, and said, "What do you want to say?" ”
When a woman smiles softly in front of a man, there are usually two situations. One is to his own man, smile gently, tender like water; The second is to hide a knife in his own enemies, hiding a knife in his smile and shuddering.
Xie Dakui's knees weakened, and he suddenly knelt down in front of her, lowered his head, and said in a mournful voice: "Officer Zhou, Aunt Zhou's grandmother...... I...... I was wrong, I ......"
Zhou Xiaolei said with a smile: "I'm only twenty years old this year, even if you want to recognize me as a little aunt and grandmother, you have to wait for ten or twenty years." ”
Wen Jun smiled and looked indifferently at the wonderful performance of the two people.
Xie Dakui was stunned, he didn't do anything, he simply hugged Zhou Xiaolei's feet and neck, and cried ruthlessly: "Grandma, please punish me, tear your mouth, cut your tongue, pour chili pepper water, I will never frown." ”
Zhou Xiaolei laughed again: "This is torture to extract confessions, I am a policeman, how can I know the law and break the law?" ”
Xie Dakui cried: "Then you should at least scold me and scold me severely." ”
Zhou Xiaolei was surprised: "Scolding you? Why should I scold you? Is there something wrong with you, for no reason, either begging me to beat you or scolding you? ”
Hearing this, Xie Dakui's face became even paler, as white as a piece of white paper without a trace of life.
Xie Dakui's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and cried: "Yes, I am sick, and I am very sick. ”
Zhou Xiaolei was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Oh, what disease do you have?" ”
Xie Dakui said disgustingly: "I'm a masochist, if I don't be beaten or scolded a day by others, my skin is itchy all over my body, and I can't control this broken mouth." ”
Xie Dakui can also be regarded as the head of the Hengshan faction, no matter which gang in the rivers and lakes, he has to give him a few thin faces. I never thought that today I would be reduced to the point of begging someone to beat him and scold him!
If this spreads, will he still mix in the rivers and lakes in the future?
Zhou Xiaolei smiled: "You have to go to the hospital if you are sick, I am not a doctor." ”
Zhou Xiaolei's move surprised even Wen Jun. This girl is well-known for her toughness, and everyone knows it. Why did you suddenly change sex today and become so gentle and patient?
Could it be that girls and women have such great temperaments?
Xie Dakui cried: "The medical expenses of the hospital are too expensive, I can't afford to pay them." ”
Zhou Xiaolei said with a smile: "The dignified silver dragon envoy can't even pay the medical bills, how did you get involved?" ”
Ren Xie Dakui said that Zhou Xiaolei was like a stone that oil and salt did not enter.
Helpless, Xie Dakui turned his eyes to Wen Jun and looked at him pitifully, hoping that he could say something pleading for himself.
Wen Jun saw that Zhou Xiaolei's eyebrows were naturally stretched, and the smile on the corner of her mouth was sweet, knowing that the nameless fire in her heart had slowly dissipated, so he walked over, kicked Xie Dakui's thick ass, and scolded: "Get up, see if you dare to make a big deal after your broken mouth?" ”
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Xie Dakui kowtowed three times on the ground and said, "Thank you, Officer Zhou, the old man doesn't dare to talk nonsense anymore." After saying that, the creature stood up as if it had been pardoned, and its underwear was already soaked with sweat.
At this time, Zhou Xiaolei returned to her original temperament, stared at a pair of big watery eyes, and scolded: "Sit down honestly and explain your problem." ”
Xie Dakui sat down obediently, wiped the sweat on his face with his sleeve, and said with a smile: "Officer Zhou, where did we just go?" ”
Looking at Xie Dakui's flattering smile, Wen Jun was really funny and angry.
This thing just cried and mourned like a dead father, and in the blink of an eye, there was talk and laughter, and this face became really professional.
Zhou Xiaolei knocked on Xie Dakui's round head and scolded: "'Taobao Gate' has three branches. ”