Thirty-sixth blood of justice

I was expressionless, watching how the girl choreographed and directed this "prank".

"These big brothers, I met a bad guy, and I want to ask you for help, it's that person." The girl pointed at me with a pitiful look, "Just because I borrowed three hundred yuan from him, and I couldn't pay it back for a while, that scoundrel wanted me to eat with him." I want to ask a few big brothers to help me fix him, and I will give you a bonus according to the size of your effort, 50 yuan for a punch and 100 yuan for a kick, so you must remember the number and part of your attack. Plus, I'll settle your accounts for tonight. ”

I listened to the girl's "bitter meat plan" strategy, and I couldn't help but laugh in my heart, if those young people were not fools, they would definitely hear this girl's "rescue" rhetoric full of loopholes, not to mention whether I am a good person or a bad guy, just with the high "bonus" she offered, where would she be a person who owes 300 yuan to others and can't afford to pay it back? What's more, where is the slightest "trace" of coercion on her smiling face?

But I was still disappointed. After the young men were suddenly hit by the super pie that fell from the sky, they were slightly stunned for three or five seconds, and immediately became indignant: "Fuck, it's against him, this miss, no, this lady, you don't have to worry, with us, you must let him pay you back today!" Brothers, let's go! These young people, with the "righteous" blood supported by alcohol in their bodies, were ready to attack me, the "evil element", and they didn't even notice Xiao Ya's "V" gesture to me and the "grimace" that squeezed their eyebrows.

Now it seems that under the choreography and direction of Xiao Ya's filthy guy, a "just trial" against me, an "evil element", is already difficult to avoid.

Under the leadership of Xiao Ya, the "victim", the six young people with a full "sense of justice" surrounded me, the "evil element". The girl hadn't even forgotten to remind them that each of them should bring a weapon of "self-defense" - a beer bottle. This disgusting guy, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, in order to improve their combat effectiveness and enhance their fun, they were actually issued with "weapons".

Xiao Ya's guy was full of gangsterism, with the demeanor of a female hooligan, and shouted at me: "Stinky boy, don't you want me to accompany you?" My buddy has arrived, how's it going, convinced or not? ”

Those young people were also full of confidence, and they made threatening words one after another: "Good boy, cowardly, in broad daylight, dare to bully my sister, don't you get tired of it!" ”

Those young people are estimated to have watched too many police and gangster films, and they can say a few words of generic lines, and they can cooperate well with the "heroine" without a script, it seems that the quality of our "extras" is also quite high, no less than Xiao Ya, a "professional actor". It's just that their "lines" can't stand scrutiny: it's already eleven o'clock in the evening, where does broad daylight come from? is like some of the current "anti-Japanese dramas", and the lines in them are even more hilarious: "My grandfather was brutally killed by Japanese devils when he was nine years old, and I must avenge this revenge!" "Comrades, the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression has entered its seventh year, and it will end in another year, so we must hold on!" "Wait. These "divine dramas" not only fail to achieve the purpose of educating the people, but also play the opposite role. The consequences of weakening the opponent too much can be quite serious, and it will make our offspring immerse themselves in the pleasure of playing cat and mouse. What a terrible reality! Little Japan has caused such a profound disaster to our country, and has almost fallen into a desperate situation of destroying the country and extinction, why did these bloody lessons not arouse enough vigilance among the Chinese people, but were put on a very low-level entertainment platform?! Compatriots, we must not be blinded by short-sighted, money-seeking "things" who once wept blood! Although I am only a martial artist, I am ready to sacrifice everything at any time, and I hope that there are many, many, many more Chinese people who are so prepared that there are fewer "people" who are busy with corruption and immigration, the better! Otherwise, we will still be shameful losers in the next "War of Resistance Against Japan", and the heads of our children and grandchildren will still be picked on the bayonets of the invaders and walk the streets and alleys, searching everywhere for poor women for them to vent their bestial desires, even if they are babies in swaddling clothes, they will not escape doom (please forgive Dongfang Chuyun - the tears of a "cowardly" man filled his already dry eyes again, and he was weeping for his nation)!

Looking at the indignant appearance of several young people, I fell silent: if these young people really had to help me, an "evil element", and provide selfless help to a weak woman, then how happy we should be! They don't know how many times stronger than those who don't dare to help the old man when he sees him fall to the ground, so I'd rather let them beat them up to re-energize the blood and integrity of our nation, and also make people believe that the backbone of the nation is still there!

However, they are obviously not, they see that I am the only one, they have the certainty of victory, so they will be so indignant, bold to "attack" me, if it was the scene of the four big men chasing Liu Mei with a big stick in their hands that night, whether they still dare to stop without hesitation, it is unknown.

However, even so, of course, I will not embarrass them, after all, they still have "righteous blood" surging, which is already very valuable.

"I'm sorry, this girl is my friend, she's joking with you." I stood up, smiled and explained to them, exposing Xiao Ya's "conspiracy" and telling them not to be fooled. But when they would believe, they still glared at me.

"Big brother, don't believe his words, he is very cunning, he saw that there are many of you, so he said this, once you leave, he doesn't know what inhuman means he will use to torture me! Woowoo"

This hateful fellow, afraid that those young people would believe my words, actually came another dose of "fierce medicine", and suddenly hid his face and "cried bitterly". It's a pity that Xiao Ya didn't enter the People's Liberation Army Art Troupe, such a good "acting talent" is too wasteful! Only I know how happy her "crying" is, maybe she is already laughing in her heart. Her cry completely cried out the bloody nature of those "hot-blooded young people". They couldn't help but pounce on me.

Oh, yes! Men conquer women by conquering the world; Women conquer the world by conquering men. Tears are a woman's best weapon, and sure enough, those young people have been completely conquered by women's tears, and their resentment against me as an "evil element" can be seen from their vicious looks.

I sighed, I couldn't hit them myself, but I couldn't be beaten by them, even though their vicious movements weren't even fancy fists and legs in front of me. I put my hands out and slammed into the white blade empty-handed, snatching all of their "weapons" in an instant, and six beer bottles were neatly laid out on the small plastic table. A few guys were like zombies who had been hit by "ice cabbage", and they didn't even see how I made a move, and the "weapon" in their hands turned into "air".

"Hahahaha," at this time, Xiao Ya's dirty guy clapped his hands and laughed. Everyone can see that this "screenwriter" plus "executive director" is still quite satisfied with such a successful "shooting" effect, otherwise he would not have laughed so "lewdly" regardless of his image.

"Big brothers, thank you, we are the temporary filming site of "Oriental Air Time", several of you extras performed very well, thank you again for your cooperation! The girl even pretended to shake hands with them one by one to show her gratitude.

Those few young people who were temporarily "plasticized" were already in a mess in their minds, but now they were ridiculed by Xiao Ya so "profoundly", and they were even more cloudy, and they didn't even feel Xiao Ya's soft little hand stretched out to them.

"Why don't you have a camera for your films?" At this time, the barbecue master asked loudly in a thick Henan dialect.

At this time, the young people who were temporarily "frozen" came to their senses: Damn, I was tricked by this girl, what kind of movie, wasn't I just being treated as a "starter" by other couples?

Seeing a few young people walking towards their meal with their heads downcast, Xiao Ya didn't forget to tease: "I said a few big brothers, you settle the account tonight - okay?" This guy who lacks virtue and smokes from his ancestors even imitated the Henan accent of the barbecue boss and said "comforting" words to her "benefactors".

Although those guys were tricked for no reason, they were very unhappy, and now they are so "comforted" by others, and they feel even more uncomfortable, but they don't dare to have a seizure, although they say that they are making a movie, but fools know that people's lightning-fast shots are not fake! Fortunately, people are just joking with themselves, otherwise, people will casually come up to their heads, and it is estimated that the brothers have been picked up by 120 now. Damn, I originally wanted to "heroes save beauty" and see if I could get some "benefits" from it, but now it's good, I didn't get the benefits, but instead became a "pistachio" for young couples to flirt. But fortunately, I didn't have anything to lose, and I also held the weak and boneless little hand of the beautiful woman for free, hey, it's worth it!

It was already past eleven o'clock, and Xiao Ya's guy was "full of wine and food", and he was satisfied and pulled me back. Seeing that I was just walking forward, ignoring her presence, the guy immediately got up, took a few steps, and put her empty Red Bull feed bottle to my mouth. I know that our "Oriental Reporter" is going to have an "exclusive interview" with me again.

"May I ask Dongfang Daxia, as a rookie in the entertainment industry, how do you position yourself? Is it a youth idol or a steady and powerful faction, or is it a 'food egg yolk pie'? "This funny guy, how many clever and weird things are in her little head? I even pulled out the "food egg yolk pie"!

I ignored her and kept walking, but the speed slowed down, because she was "interviewing" me backwards, and if I went at a constant pace, I would touch her.

"What a big stupid pig, you should say: I'm sorry, I'm busy, this question can be answered by my senior economist, Ms. Xiao Ya." Looking at her coquettish appearance, I was shocked, because I had seen such a look on Sister Shan's handsome face, but I didn't think about it.

When this girl saw that I ignored her, she was even more angry, and slapped her thigh with her left hand: "Hey, I still don't believe it, with my Xiao Ya's artistic charm, if I don't believe it, I can't teach you Dongfang Chuyun, a stupid student!" ”

I really can't be silent anymore, if I let this guy talk any longer, like an old lady in the countryside scolding a chicken, it will be quite difficult to make her stop without two or three hours!

"Xiao Ya, your driving skills have improved a lot today, and I am more satisfied, so let's go back and simply work overtime, summarize the driving experience, which will be of great help to your actual driving in the future, and don't write too much, about 7,000 words or so, it's best not to exceed 10,000 words, then it's empty." Leave it to me at work tomorrow. By the way, don't use the electronic version, but handwritten. I said expressionlessly, but I found that Xiao Ya's eyes were as wide as a bull's eye, and he almost blew her out with a gust of wind. Sample, I'm a dignified state-level special forces, and I can't cure you little girl? My heart was full of pride.

"I said Oriental Hero, I can write fifteen words a minute at most, nine hundred words an hour, and seven thousand words is eight hours, which is not counting the time to conceive, even if I start writing now, it's too late? Aren't you a pit man? You're too dark, aren't you, playing yin for your students? Shameless! The guy protested loudly.

"But I still have to make sure, do you have to 'copy it by hand'?" The guy asked suddenly.

I just wanted her to shut up, so that my ears would be quiet, and I never dreamed that this guy would really have to write, this is not her character to fight for! If she really wanted to write, I'm afraid she would really have to stay up all night, and I suddenly felt a sense of guilt in my heart, I really shouldn't force someone to force a girl like this. But since people asked, they couldn't help but speak: "Of course, but it doesn't have to be so many words, just summarize the main driving experience." "I suddenly felt sorry for Xiangxiangyu, in order to prevent her from staying up all night, to give her a lot of stress relief, as long as she is not a complete fool, she will definitely understand what I mean, I am not embarrassed for her.

"So, you must like to read "hand-copyed"? The girl looked surprised.

What's wrong with the hand-copied ones? Can't you read the hand-copied ones? Does it have to be printed on a computer to be official? I was puzzled, what's all the fuss about? Is this guy surprised?

"Ahh Oriental heroes like to read "hand-written" books! The guy laughed out loud in a disfigured way.

I suddenly understood what this guy meant: it turned out that she was playing word games on me, writing articles on "handwriting" and "handwriting". Doesn't the "hand-copied" book that is often referred to nowadays refer specifically to pornographic novels? It seems that he is still in her trap. This hateful guy, in vain I pitied her so much just now, greatly decompressed her, and felt guilty for a while, it seems that he is really self-inflicted, in fact, people don't plan to hand in a word to themselves!

Back in the car, Xiao Ya sat directly in the co-pilot's seat, it was late, we had to hurry back. I was about to go back when I suddenly stopped me: "Dongfang Hero, I have to trouble you to use this 'special car' to pick me up tomorrow, my electric car is still in the driving school." ”

Yes, she was waiting for me outside early in order to rub my "special car", and of course the electric car was in the driving school. I nodded, waved at her, and headed for my rental. I noticed that the car had gone a long way, and the girl was still there waving to me.