Chapter 96: Robbing Apprentices, Old Immortals and Hillbillies
Uncle Ming and Huang Xiaolian didn't like each other, hummed all the way to the outside of the house, Huang Xiaolian looked Uncle Ming up and down, this Uncle Ming was dressed plainly, wearing a brown cloth jacket casually on his upper body, and there were many small holes on it, and he wore a white coat inside, with a cigarette in his mouth, but a pair of broken straw shoes directly under his feet.
Let Huang Xiaolian snort, with a look of disdain, one hand and one finger, shouted at Cui Zhi: "Apprentice, get on the cigar!" ”
Cui Zhi picked up a cigar, Huang Xiaolian took it directly in his mouth, Cui Zhi lit a fire, Huang Xiaolian pecked twice desperately, deliberately spit on Uncle Ming's face, and grabbed Uncle Ming to retreat, coughing and coughing, which made Huang Xiaolian feel a little refreshed in her heart, and said in a broken English: "Mynameis Huang Xiaolian, cough cough, it's your turn!" ”
This Uncle Ming can understand English, but he probably understands that Huang Xiaolian deliberately wrote a whole paragraph of English to humiliate herself, snorted, raised her head, looked at the sky with her armrest, and said, "Hahaha...... What kind of English is dragged in front of me, you have the ability to complete English, my Uncle Ming is the most annoying to those who don't speak well and pretend to be forced to pop English words out from time to time! ”
When Uncle Ming opened his mouth, Huang Xiaolian was convinced, raised her hand, and said, "Do you know what this is, Rolex watches, foreign goods, and my leather shoes are also made in foreign countries...... I said that you are an old man in the country, you don't plow the land well, what kind of woman do you rob me of! ”
Uncle Ming, on his side, did not admit defeat, deliberately plucked out his ears, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Sa? Your name is Huang Xiaolian, how do you make a girl's name, hahaha, what kind of labor...... Wrestlers...... What table ...... I haven't heard of it, hey, people nowadays, they look like they worship foreign countries, everything is good in foreign countries, I don't know that my great Chinese culture is profound, some people, vulgar can't be laid, vulgar can't be laid! ”
Uncle Ming shook his head, put his hands behind his back, took a few steps forward, and suddenly turned around and said, "Lan Xin won't like people like you." ”
This can blow up Huang Xiaolian's lungs, but Huang Xiaolian can't help herself, and asked in a low voice: "Apprentice, what is the origin of this Uncle Ming, he speaks so confidently!" ”
"Master, it's like this, Uncle Ming is really powerful, he is a famous Mr. Feng Shui in Huangquan Village, and he ordered the previous Jiuyin Gathering Wealth Acupoint!"
When Huang Xiaolian heard this, her eyebrows pressed, the arrogance in her eyes dropped by half, and she looked at Uncle Ming again, thinking that Uncle Ming was an ordinary old man in the countryside, but she didn't expect it to be such a person, and whispered to Cui Zhi: "The person who can point out the Nine Yin Gathering Wealth Cave must not be an ordinary person, this Uncle Ming has such great ability, and he is committed to this Huangquan Village, it is not simple, it is not simple!" ”
However, just when Huang Xiaolian was pondering, Uncle Ming suddenly turned around and coughed: "By the way, Cui Zhi, didn't you keep shouting before, wanting to worship me as a teacher and learn feng shui from me, today I will give you a chance, in front of your master, kowtow to me three times, and Uncle Ming will officially accept you as my apprentice, how about it!" ”
This made Huang Xiaolian angry, blowing her beard angrily and glaring, directly pointing at Uncle Ming's nose, and scolding: "Okay, you hillbilly, Cui Zhi is my apprentice, you dare to rob my apprentice in front of me!" ”
Huang Xiaolian pulled Cui Zhi's arm and pulled Cui Zhi directly towards his side, Uncle Ming was convinced, grabbed Cui Zhi's other arm, pointed at Huang Xiaolian and scolded: "You are an old immortal, listen to your apprentice, you are two hundred and fifty years old, and you have to bury loess in your eyes and nose, what kind of person to rob me!" 250! ”
After Uncle Ming finished speaking, he looked at Cui Zhi and said solemnly: "Cui Zhi, Cui Zhi, although your master is not good, you are also like your master, and you have some ruffianism, but I believe that under my training, your feng shui skills will definitely be higher than the so-called feng shui masters who appear in the media on TV, and your attainments must be higher!" ”
Cui Zhi listened to Uncle Ming's words, his black eyes lit up, and he was a little moved, because he knew that what Uncle Ming said was not an exaggeration at all, those so-called feng shui masters on TV, but the form of walking around is more general, if you really meet the big move, then there is no way, on the contrary, people like Uncle Ming not only involve feng shui, whether it is numerology, physiognomy, divination, exorcism, etc., they are all integrated.
Because a good feng shui master, if he only knows feng shui knowledge, but does not know other related knowledge, then he is not an authentic feng shui master, so it is also in response to that sentence, the master is in the people, such a person is really capable, if you learn a little fur from him, it will also benefit for life, how can Cui Zhi not be moved.
But on the one hand, Huang Xiaolian is here, and she is afraid of Huang Xiaolian, she can't help but give face to her master, and the two are rivals in love, thinking of this, Cui Zhi sighed, broke free from the hands of the two, and said: "Uncle Ming, I really like you and want to worship you as a teacher, but I already have a master, I'm sorry!" ”
"Haha! Did you hear it, my apprentice said, I am his master! ”
Huang Xiaolian was like an old child, bouncing in place, happy and happy, but when Uncle Ming heard Cui Zhi's words, he knew that Cui Zhi was very emotional, patted Cui Zhi's shoulder, and said, "You are a good boy!" ”
After Uncle Ming finished speaking, he glanced at Huang Xiaolian and said, "Hey, old immortal, your apprentice is good, but you also heard it just now, your apprentice wants to worship me as a teacher, you are a master, you don't have any real skills, don't delay the future of your apprentice!" ”
Uncle Ming openly provoked Huang Xiaolian, which made Huang Xiaolian step on her feet, her gray hair fluttering in the air, and she said with her head held high: "Hillbilly! How dare you provoke me! You dare to fight with the old man! ”
"Yo, I'm angry, I want to fight!"
Cui Zhi looked at it, the momentum was not right, the two old people were actually going to fight, Cui Zhi stood between the two, forced the two of them away, and said: "When is it, you are still playing fighting, Meng Meng is living and dying in it, I said that you who are elders, can't you stop it!" ”
Cui Zhi's words were reasonable, and when the two of them heard it, they also nodded, and Huang Xiaolian said: "That's okay, when Mengmeng is fine, hillbilly, I'll fight with you, do you dare to fight!" ”
"Haha, fight to fight! The old immortal, as you say! ”
The two finally reached an agreement, so they gave up, and when Cui Zhi saw this, the beads of sweat on his forehead overflowed, on the other hand, he looked at the room for a long time without movement, anxious and helpless, with a restless face, and said to himself: "Mengmeng doesn't know what's wrong, or I'll go in and have a look!" ”
Uncle Ming grabbed Cui Zhi's hand, shook his head, and said, "You'd better not go in now, just wait, Lan Xin will have a way." ”——
Here I would like to say sorry to all readers, this time is too busy, only one change every day, I also know that it is not easy for everyone to chase more, but here Xia Xia said, writing this novel, not writing for the sake of writing, a good novel has life and soul, and the characters in it are three-dimensional, I also said that writing a novel is like talking about an earth-shattering love with your own novel, the author injects feelings into the novel, and the novel has a soul.
So during this time, although Xia Xia is very busy, but every day after being busy, I will still concentrate on writing a chapter, and strive to improve the quality of the novel, in fact, I also tried to type out 6000 words in an hour, and that's not a thing, so what I value now is quality, but while I value quality, I also try to write as much as possible, I hope you will continue to support Xia Xia, praise and recommend votes or something, give it to me, thank you!