When Yun Kai went downstairs and passed by the door of the emergency room, he heard someone still laughing inside, and he pretended not to know and asked, "Sister Qingqing, why is Doctor Wu so happy today, laughing all the time?" ”

Liu Qingqing, the nurse on duty, put her fingers on her lips and "shh I laughed for more than an hour without stopping, and Director Liu just gave him medicine and injections, and it was useless......"

"Yo...... Could it be that you ran into a vixen? Yun Kai leaned on the reception desk outside the emergency room and gossiped with Liu Qingqing: "Sister Qingqing, let me tell you, the foxes who have cultivated to perfection are all stunning beauties, and they specialize in seducing certain lustful men, and the people who are sucked out of their yang energy by them are said to be Doctor Wu's appearance......

Liu Qingqing covered her mouth, and the smile in the corner of her eyes was full of schadenfreude.

"Don't spread the word about this. We are medical personnel, not feudal superstitions......" Yun Kai reminded, turned around and slipped into the emergency room. According to Liu Qingqing's gossip that listening to the wind is rain, the modern version of "Wu Haiqing Meets the Fox Spirit at Night" is estimated to spread throughout the hospital early tomorrow morning.

Because of Wu Haiqing's sudden illness, the other patients were rushed to the second emergency room to line up, and he was the only patient in the emergency room, laughing and shrinking into a ball on the hospital bed, snot and tears flowing.

"Cake sellers! Dr. Wu, is this swollen? Yun Kai asked with a look of concern.

Wu Haiqing trembled and stretched out his hand, pointed at Yun Kai and said, "Hahaha...... Give me...... Ha ha...... Antidote...... Haha......"

Yun Kai rubbed his earlobes and said in confusion, "What did you say?" What antidote? ”

"Haha...... You ...... Hahaha...... Poison...... Ha ha...... Antidote...... Hahaha......" Wu Haiqing said weakly.

"Doctor Wu, don't take the medicine indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense!" Yun Kai reminded intentionally or unintentionally.

"Haha...... 500,000 ...... Hahahaha...... Give it to her...... 500,000 ...... Hahaha...... Give me the antidote......"

"I really don't understand what you're talking about!" Yun Kai shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, turned to the attending physician and said, "Director Liu, do you understand what Physician Wu said?" ”

Liu Xu shook his head inexplicably. He was the chief physician of the neurology department, and he was called to the hospital in the middle of the night to see a doctor, and he tossed for more than an hour, but his condition showed no signs of improvement. If it were an ordinary patient, it would be fine, but Wu Haiqing, a patient, has a special identity, and if he can't do it well, he will not have a good time in the second hospital of the city.

Wu Haiqing shouted again from the hospital bed: "One million...... Ha ha...... Million...... Hahaha......"

Yun Kai looked at Wu Haiqing playfully, with a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth, and after a while, he turned to Liu Xu and said, "Director Liu, looking at Doctor Wu's symptoms, it seems that he has a rare laughing disease, I have an ancestral secret recipe to try......

"...... you?" Liu Xu glanced at Yun Kai questioningly.

"What's wrong with me?" Yun Kai smiled shyly: "I can also heal, right?" Specializing in all kinds of disobedience...... Oh, all sorts of adaptations. Recently, the smog has been too heavy, and many people have been depressed because of this, so it is normal for Dr. Wu to have a low laughing point and get laughing easily......"

"This is a regular tertiary hospital, and it is not a mess of medicines that can be used. Who is responsible for what happened? Are you? Liu Xu snorted disdainfully in his nose. The reason for the laughing illness that Yun Kai said, as soon as I heard it, I knew that it was blindness, and did mental illness have anything to do with haze?

"Forget it, I'm just making a small suggestion." Yun Kai walked out, sighed as he walked, and said, "Hey, people are soft-spoken, I'm still going to eat supper......"

This time it was Wu Haiqing's turn to be in a hurry, and shouted vaguely: "Haha...... Listen to his ...... Hahaha...... Liu Xu...... According to his prescription...... Hahaha...... Treatment ......"

Liu Xu understood this sentence and confirmed suspiciously: "According to Yunkai's prescription treatment? Are you sure? ”

Wu Haiqing nodded vigorously.

Liu Xu shook his head suspiciously. He really couldn't understand that Wu Haiqing himself was also a doctor, how could he believe Yunkai's prescriptions, could it be that this kid was really a hidden medical master?

"10 grams of alum, 30 grams of tulip, 10 grams of wood incense, 30 grams of incense, 20 grams of Divine Comedy, 3 grams of borneol...... Bake into flour and take with warm water for immediate results. Yun Kai finished the prescription familiarly, and added insinuatingly: "We have these medicinal materials in our Chinese medicine pharmacy, but they are not messy medicines!" ”

“……”

The next morning, before the hospital opened, the phone on Yunkai's desk rang. As soon as he picked up the phone, a crisp and angry voice came from the microphone: "Come to my office and lie down!" ”

"Who are you?" Yun Kai heard that it was Su Hang's voice, and muttered in his heart, this stingy girl is not good to find him.

"I'm your aunt!" Su and Hangzhou are very angry.

Women, there are always a few days a month that you can't afford to mess with. Yun Kai endured it, flipped out the address book and checked the location of Su Hang's office, and on the way to the Chinese medicine department, he heard someone muttering the story of the fox spirit, and he immediately understood. Last night, I only cared about making up a story to frame Wu Haiqing, and I didn't realize that there was a heroine in the story, the fox spirit, who dared to be stingy and sat down by herself.

As soon as Yun Kai pushed open the door, two rapid white lights flashed in front of him, attacking in two directions.

"Holy!" Even though he was already on full alert, he still made a fuss. A silver needle grazed his ear and slammed into the wooden door, and another nailed his trouser leg directly to the door.

"It's okay, it's okay! The little brother is fine...... "The frightened Yun Kai bent down to take off the silver needle, and said angrily: "I said Sister Su, do we have such a big feud, do you want to cut off your children and grandchildren?" ”

Two silver needles popped out of Su Hang's hand, looking like he was about to strike if he didn't agree with him. Yun Kai resolutely raised his hand and said, "Don't, don't!" If you have something to say, Xiao Mushroom Liang's family always moves with men, how bad it is to say it......"

"Your mouth is really not ordinary cheap!" Su Hang's beautiful eyes could breathe fire, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "You also arranged the story of the fox spirit, right?" ”

"Look, don't I just make a joke like that? Who knew they were taking it seriously. Yun Kai hid the silver needle without a trace, sat on the chair opposite Su Hang's desk, and said: "Besides, the fox spirit has a relationship with you?" Wouldn't you...... What kind of vixen is it? Oops, it's really possible to say that, you see you're so pretty, sexy, brutal, stingy...... It's not that the vixen is unreasonable! ”

"You're a vixen! Your whole family is a vixen! ”

If you don't appreciate the sycophants of others, Yunkai will have no choice. As the saying goes, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, ten years is not too late, and a woman takes revenge, day to night, and the ancients are honest and do not deceive me.

"I heard that you cured Wu Haiqing?" Su Hang stared at Yun Kai coldly and asked.

Yun Kai was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that what this girl really cares about is this stubble. He said, the fox spirits in the chat are all beautiful and kind creatures, there is kindness and revenge, although this girl is a little stingy, and she doesn't deal with him, but she won't hate him from now on.

It seems that this stingy girl is a bit chivalrous.

Yun Kai asked with a wicked smile: "What would happen to you if I said I was cured?" ”

"Not good." Su Hang's face was calm, he fiddled with the silver needle in his hand, and said coldly: "Have you ever heard of the 'Desperate Needle'?" The effect is similar to the poison of the love flower in "The Condor Heroes", you should understand it if you are a poison master. A man who has been hit by a desperate needle, life is better than death as soon as he moves evil thoughts, do you want to try it first? ”

Yun Kai Dan was in pain, and his hands shook continuously. Just kidding, how can you try this kind of needle casually, it's inhumane! He quickly explained: "The laughing disease is cured, but some diseases are chronic and cannot be seen for the time being, and when they are seen, they will never be cured......

Su Hang stared at Yunkai for a long time like a monster, and suddenly smiled.

Yun Kai had never seen Su Hang's smile, and this smile made his eyes straight, and his saliva was about to flow out.

The vixen is the vixen, and it doesn't cost anyone to die.

Su Hang glanced at him thoughtfully and sneered: "You are very slippery!" You have to pretend to be a good person when you kill someone, and I was worried that if you offended him, there would be no place for you in this hospital, but I was worried about it......"

Girls who are too smart are not liked, but smart and beautiful girls can be an exception. Yun Kai felt that all his thoughts had been seen through by others, so he hurriedly gaged: "Sister is still worried about me!" You care about me, don't you? Sister Su, do I have a question I can ask? ”

"What's the problem?" Su Hang said suspiciously, I don't know what this guy came up with.

Yunkai said with a hippie smile: "Beauty, about?" ”

"Get out!" Su Hang was angry, and with a wave of his hand, two silver needles shot out.

Yun Kai fled in embarrassment, and the two silver needles "aggressively" twice, and pierced deeply into the door. Yun Kai wiped a handful of cold sweat, and when he was about to escape from this place, a cold snort came from behind him: "Come back!" ”

Yun Kai was overjoyed, could it be that this girl regretted it, and wanted to agree? When he turned around, he saw Su Hang leaning against the door, a small white hand stretched straight in front of him.

"What?" Yun Kai asked pretending not to know.

"Give me back the silver needle!"

"It's stingy!" Yun Kai took out the hidden silver needle and put it back into Su Hang's hand disdainfully. He didn't have the slightest consciousness that the thief had been caught, and he was dissatisfied with the beauty's chest and muttered: "It's amazing to have a murder weapon......"

"What are you talking about?!" Su Hang's eyes erupted with fire and snorted coldly.

"Nothing, nothing......"

Yun Kai felt quite aggrieved. Is there any reasoning? The legendary pants are ruthless, she only saved her innocence last night, and today she turned her face and didn't recognize anyone, which is too embarrassing. Wouldn't the vixens in the chat make a promise to live a happy life from now on?

What about good sexual bliss? What about good sexual bliss?