Chapter 34: Temporary "Bodyguards"

After the training, I spent ten minutes sorting out today's training log, said hello to Accountant Xiao Li, and drove the "pig's head" overhauled coach car in the direction of "home". Now Xiao Li's impression of me is gradually getting better, she has long since thrown her mistake called "Miss" out of the clouds, every time is "Oriental Coach Oriental Coach" called, although I am still an amateur who has not even obtained a driver's license, but this has not affected her "good impression" of me, in her eyes I may be a veteran with a special personality.

I was driving, while thinking about things, when I sent Sister Shan in the morning, she also asked me to go back to dinner early, it seems that Sister Shan has now completely regarded herself as her "family", Xinxin is even more intimate with my uncle with a foreign surname, and she will pester me to play with her if she has nothing to do, Sister Shan, the real mother, is going to be ranked behind my uncle with a foreign surname, Sister Shan is also happy, often happily staring at our pair of happy "father and daughter" with different surnames, and she is unwilling to withdraw her tender gaze for a long time. Alas, who can guess the mind of this kind, gentle, virtuous woman?!

I was thinking about it, when I suddenly saw Xiao Ya's girl waving desperately at me at the door of a tea shop, looking at her exaggerated movements, I was not afraid of breaking her little arm. I didn't want to stop, I pretended not to pay attention, and if I was entangled by her, it would be difficult to get out of it for an hour or two. However, with her current exaggerated action of jumping and jumping regardless of the image of a lady, it is estimated that she can see clearly from a few kilometers away, and it must be impossible to pretend that she can't see it, otherwise she will dig three feet into the ground and pull me out!

I had no choice but to pull over and wait for her to come. Unexpectedly, this guy didn't get into the car in the co-pilot's seat, but went directly to the driver's position. She waved her hand to me very strongly: "Come down, come down, and see Coach Xiao give you a demonstration!" "I was stunned, she wanted to drive! How does this work? You must know that it is the rush hour after work, and she is an "apprentice" who is not even a freshman, so it is strange that she does not have a problem when she drives into the middle of such traffic! Seeing that I didn't mean to get out of the way, she was a little impatient: "Hey, I said Dongfang classmate, get out of the car quickly, and let me experience the feeling of 'Dongfang brand car'!" This guy is really funny, this car has actually become a "special car" in her mouth, and it is still a "Oriental" brand.

"I'm afraid this won't work, it's time to get off work, there are so many cars, you dare to drive, I'm not at ease!" I rejected her in one go.

"Hey, I said you're a driver and bodyguard, what so much nonsense, let you come down, you can come down quickly, why are you talking so much? It's not that I won't give you overtime pay, but I'll order two less hard dishes when you have a treat! I didn't expect this guy to be "on fire".

"What?" Her words almost pushed me to the brink of collapse: this unreasonable guy can drive if he wants to drive, why have I become her driver and bodyguard again? When did I take a penny from her? Look at what she means, I'm going to invite her to dinner later? But I only have a dozen yuan of change on me now, not to mention any hard dishes, and I can't afford to eat a plate of soft tofu!

Oh, my God! Why am I so miserable! Meet such a strong, super dirty guy as her! It's still a dignified naval officer of the Republic!

I watched her silently, not wanting to argue with her about this boring topic, her nonsense pestering me had been taught, and it was still difficult to get her to accept her "point of view" through "education". Since she wants to drive, then let her have a while, I weighed the pros and cons, and gave her the seat, anyway, this is also a coach car, there is a secondary brake, once there is any situation I can help her deal with it, it is really urgent, I can also brake the car to death, the big deal is to suffocate the engine, it is not a big deal, so that I can also fall into the ears and clean. In fact, it's a bit risky for me to do this, people are like this, they always have a certain fluke mentality, they always think about things on the good side, and once something goes wrong, they regret it, and they scold themselves for being pigs, so what's the use? According to statistics, in addition to those irresistible factors (such as sudden tire bursts, spontaneous combustion of vehicles, external factors, etc.), more than 95% of vehicle accidents are completely avoidable, as long as we have the heart.

Watching the guy carefully sit in the driver's seat and make preparations one by one, I was still quite relieved: she operated strictly according to my requirements, without the slightest panic. This is the problem of the psychological quality of being a soldier, unlike some people, who sit on it and shiver, sweat profusely, and have a blank mind, let alone drive, and will faint after sitting there for a long time.

She made all the preparations, let out a sigh of relief, and looked at me. Although this girl's psychological quality is okay, after all, it is the first time to drive on the road, or in the urban area, and it is impossible not to be nervous at all.

I looked at her and said to her very seriously, "First, drive strictly according to the traffic rules; Second, keep a safe distance from the vehicle in front; Third, parallel overtaking is never allowed today; Fourth, remember that I'm not in your car. Let's go. ”

The girl took another deep breath, and the car slowly moved. Not to mention, Xiao Ya's girl is really not simple, this set of procedures is neat and neat, and she has the capable style of a soldier. I tried not to go to see her, so as not to cause her invisible pressure, and now that something is going on, it is very likely that she will be overshadowed and will not be able to recover for a long time. After driving a few kilometers like this, except for two times when the brakes were a little sharper, everything else was reasonable. I'm very happy, it seems that this girl has got my "true biography"!

What makes me wonder is that this girl actually stopped at that Chongqing hot pot city again, could it be that she really wants me to invite her again? If it's usual, please just please, after all, people have helped me a lot, and it doesn't cost much, but not today! I have a maximum of seventeen or eighteen yuan, not to mention eating hot pot, even if I eat fried noodles, it may not be enough!

The girl saw that I didn't mean to come down, she was very strange, and looked at me like a monster: "I said bodyguard, classmate, hurry up and protect this girl to go in for dinner!" Scared silly? Am I that bad at driving? "That girl thought I was thinking about what she was driving just now.

"No, that Xiao Ya, why don't you forget it today, I'll treat you to something good another day, haven't we already been to this place? The taste is so-so. "Of course I can't say that I don't have any money with me at this time! That hurts a man's self-esteem very much, so he simply let this "crime" be borne by this hot pot city: Look at it, it's not that we don't eat it, it's that your taste is not good! Who would have thought that it was my pocket that was in a "condition"?

Xiao Ya, that guy looked me up and down like a thief, looking as much as he wanted. Even though my psychological quality is super strong, I am unnaturally seen by her, because I do have a "ghost" in my heart!

"Oh Dongfang, I know, I know, you must not have enough money, right?" This lewd guy, you can say it, but her voice suddenly became louder, lest others not hear, causing several people around to look at me curiously, in their opinion, inviting a girlfriend to dinner did not bring enough money, that kind of embarrassment is not something ordinary people can bear! But how do they know what kind of "girlfriend" Xiao Ya is for me? But I couldn't explain it to them, saying that you were mistaken, she wasn't my "girlfriend", she was just my student. Looking at their gloating appearance, it will be easy to know: my name of inviting my "girlfriend" to eat hot pot without enough money really has to be "realized", maybe when they go in to eat, they will take it out as a very important "talking point".

Looking at Xiao Ya's smug smile, I nodded silently, and I didn't even bother to explain why I didn't bring money. This time, Xiao Ya didn't continue to make me ugly with a high octave voice, her goal has been achieved, she may want to save a little face for me as a big man, after all, I am still her nominal coach.

"Let's go, I'll lend it to you first, but it's okay, you must pay it back before nine o'clock tomorrow, and I still need it urgently!" What an "insidious" guy, she didn't directly say to invite me, but said to lend me money so that I would have no room to refuse. Look at her serious appearance, in such an embarrassing situation, I was almost amused by her, this damn guy, he didn't say to invite me if he had money, but lent me money to let me invite her! That's it, she actually said that she was in a hurry to use this money tomorrow, she was a republican ** official, where was the money for half a bottle of vinegar with ginger? But I can't say no, in that case, she will be even more exaggerated and shout: "Well, I'll ask you!" That will attract more "onlookers", and maybe I, the character who didn't bring enough money to invite my "girlfriend" to eat hot pot, will make the front page headlines of some tabloids tomorrow.

Inside, we found a table near the window and sat down. Xiao Ya asked for a hot pot with a beef base, ordered a few green vegetables, asked for a plate of dumplings and a few shrimps, Xiao Ya's girl wanted to order something else, but I stopped her, although she said to lend me money and asked me to invite her, but everyone knows that it is just a kind of rhetoric for her to gag me, where will she really ask me to pay back! Besides, it's enough for two people to order so much, there is no need to waste it, and now the whole country is engaged in the "CD" action, and we must also respond positively! The girl didn't insist, so she asked the waiter to prepare to go, saying that she would ask for it later, depending on the situation.

The two had no topic for a while, and they stopped talking. I took out my phone and sent a message to Sister Shan, telling her that I had something to do and wouldn't go back to dinner. Xiao Ya silently watched my movements, and suddenly cleared her throat, and I knew at a glance: Is this guy going to make an impromptu "speech"? Sure enough, the girl actually took a spice bottle and pointed it at my mouth: "Hello Coach Dongfang, I am a special reporter of Oriental Time and Space Dongfang Chuangchuang, may I ask your student Xiao Ya's driving level?" Are you glad you met such a talented student? Can you briefly share your thoughts at this point? Thank you! This spoof guy was a "reporter-temporary worker" last time, and now he is "back to his old job".

I really didn't expect that this girl was articulate, her words were round, and she really had the style of a reporter when she said a few words, and I even suspected that she was an announcer in the army, or a show host or something, and what was even more ridiculous was that she would "be ashamed" to directly position herself as an excellent student, and gave herself such a strange name: Dongfang Chuangchuang is still my home!

I ignored her "spoof", thought for a while and said: "Your psychological quality is quite good, and the operating skills are basically mastered, and the only thing missing now is the accumulation of driving experience, I am glad to have a student like you." ”

The guy's eyes actually lit up, without a hint of girlish reserve: "Really? So when can I take the test? Can it be passed in one go? ”

"In about a week, you can definitely pass the test in one go." In order to give her enough confidence, I gave her a "high score". (Next Chapter: Righteous Judgment)