My wife is an earth immortal @ Chapter 004 and looks at the magic of the sprinkled family

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Cheng Yunhai has been obsessed with this means of transportation for a long time.

Cheng Yunhai's Ocean No. 2 Middle School is at the westernmost end of this bus line, and you can choose this comfortable means of transportation when you go to and from school. Even after the second class, during the thirty-minute recess*, I sneaked up on the highway and sat for a twenty-minute round trip. For students, this is undoubtedly an aristocratic way of leisure.

Since it is a special line for government employees, in addition to the luxurious hardware configuration on the bus, the software is also quite good. For example, the driver master and the ticket lady are very considerate and know how to update the background music every once in a while. For example, some time ago, "Come to Taipei to See the Rain in Winter", this time is "Holding Hands". Listening to these nostalgic old songs, as the car sways as it moves forward, how can you experience this kind of leisurely and relaxation without experiencing it yourself.

However, if you play an agitated rock song, I'm afraid you will be irritable. Of course, there will be no person in charge of the five major teams among the government workers who ride every morning, but even ordinary staff members, most of them are guys with long faces ready to train people, and put some extremely unserious rock in front of them, I am afraid that they will not please anything.

Cheng Yunhai likes soothing music, which can be tempting to meditate, or to do some meditation lessons for monks, such as he likes to practice turtle breathing at this time.

Every day, Cheng Yunhai has to practice this internal strength method called the Turtle Breath Technique. He had learned this method a few years ago from a female layman. At that time, national fitness and qigong were popular. The female laywoman is a housewife, and her husband is a professional cadre in the aquatic product supply and marketing system, who visits and investigates the northern coast all the year round, and stays in each area for two or three years. The laywoman followed her husband on a wandering journey along the northern coast, and in the middle of her wanderings, she learned a qigong method from a master of the world, which is said to be able to strengthen the body and even be reborn.

I met this layman through her daughter and Cheng Yunhai's classmate, Zhang Lei. At that time, he was still in junior high school, and he was in the same class as Zhang Lei, and they were on the same road when they went home, and they would go home together every night after school. Zhang Lei is a tall, gentle and quiet beautiful girl, especially a pair of big eyes with clear and moving. Now that I think about it, Cheng Yunhai was tempted by those big eyes, and repeatedly found opportunities to play with others.

On the day I went for the first time, I saw Zhang Lei's mother practicing turtle breathing at home. According to Zhang Lei's mother, the cause is a little pain in the stomach, and the turtle breath technique has such an effect: when you are lucky, the qi drifts throughout the body, which can actively guide the feeling of pain to evacuate throughout the body. Some people say that the theory of traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to the use of external factors to suppress the delusion of qi and spirit, and then relies on its own immunity to resist the disease to achieve the purpose of cure. It sounds as if the treatment method of the turtle breath technique is that the practitioner keeps hinting that he is cured, and stimulates the practitioner's body to get rid of the influence of evil qi and restore the normal operation of the internal organs, so as to achieve the purpose of curing the disease.

In order to deceive Zhang Lei's mother's favor, Cheng Yunhai carefully studied turtle breathing techniques. Although Zhang Lei's mother spoke in great detail back then, he could only remember a small part of it because he didn't understand Chinese medicine. It is said that it is passed down from a well-known sect of internal strength, and the turtle breath technique is just an introductory mental method. When practicing, you can choose to take the luck method according to the environment you are in. Turtle breath can be practiced in any environment, such as walking, riding in a car, or even during mechanical movements such as rocking a boat. However, the best way to cultivate is to maintain a posture of meditating in a quiet environment, combined with the breathing rate, and exhale the essence to travel back and forth in the two veins.

Cheng Yunhai didn't practice for long, and Zhang Lei's father once again led his wife and daughter to travel all over the world. The complex meridians and acupuncture points around the body are too difficult for Cheng Yunhai, who has no theoretical foundation in traditional Chinese medicine. Therefore, it wasn't until the master left that Cheng Yunhai had just learned the introductory heart method: the turtle breath technique. After all these years, Cheng Yunhai has even forgotten the master's voice and smile, of course, the appearance of the master's daughter, Zhang Lei, is still deeply remembered in his heart, and Xiao Zhou Tian's Tuna Heart Method of the Turtle Breath Technique can also insist on practicing it from time to time. Usually practice and flow smoothly, although it can also solve some small problems of headache and stomach pain, but it is not very useful.

Cheng Yunhai stood on the platform and looked into the distance, his father's car had not yet run out of sight, and the shuttle bus of government officials had already left. Without waiting for these pretended serious goods to be unloaded, he got into the car through the front door, threw down a dollar coin, found a window seat in the middle, and began to enjoy this leisure journey through the county.

Shut down and sit down, naturally began to practice the mind, take a deep breath, go against the pulse of Ren, only to go to the dantian, suddenly feel the lower abdomen warm, as if the heat is steaming, dispersed to the body, for no reason to feel a serious illness like the beginning of the recovery of the comfort, unconscious between the more perineum, along the pulse of the governor, to the brain that immediately feel hazy as if the dream of the first awakening, the more hundred will go to the divine court, then such as the clouds to see the sun, the face is refreshing and clear, last night's poor sleep of the gloom swept away.

If you say that in the past, the process of cultivating the mental method and exhaling the two veins of Qi and Ren Du was just your own imagination, that is, you realized that you were angry. And just now, it was the qi that realized it, and a true yuan qi really ran in the meridians. After cultivating for so many years, Cheng Yunhai truly felt the existence of Ren Du's second vein and the existence of qi for the first time. As this True Yuan Qi ran within the meridians, the meridians exuded a devastating pain and a sense of oppression from the True Qi. This feeling is like a huge current washing away the garbage accumulated in the river, giving people a feeling of joy!

Cheng Yunhai was surprised, this is very different from the usual gentle luck process, could it be the effect of that jade bead?! Could it be that it is a legendary elixir? Why do you hide in the summer shellfish? Cheng Yunhai felt encouraged in his heart, at least he didn't have to worry about his old father coming back late at night to disturb his sleep in the future.

Cheng Yunhai did not sink into boring meditation, leaned back on the chair and sat upright, concentrating on cultivating his breathing method.

Ten minutes later, we arrived at the final station. Under the prompting of the ticketing aunt, Cheng Yunhai reluctantly left. A habitual bounce when I got out of the car, and suddenly found that the height was a little outrageous, close to one meter. Length...... It's even more outrageous, uncontrollable, dancing over a meter-wide flower bed and falling on the sidewalk?! Although it is not a few meters in total, it is almost as good as the usual bounce after a run-up. Cheng Yunhai felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, he was afraid that he didn't get it by chance for a while, and since then he has been cultivating miracles?

I didn't have time to think too much, so I entered the campus and met my homeroom teacher. This old man's surname is Gao, and he teaches chemistry. Old man Gao took over their class in his sophomore year, and he was lukewarm to him when he took over. Old man Gao's eyes only have the top five students in academic performance, or the children of famous families. At that time, Cheng Jianguo had been laid off, and Cheng Yunhai's name had never been around around ten, so it was naturally not the world in the eyes of Old Man Gao. No matter how your academic performance changes, whether the study discipline is maintained or not, it has nothing to do with him, and even gives you absolute freedom, as long as you don't destroy his class and don't have a bad impact on his class, everything is fine.

The director of the first year of high school, Mrs. Song, is the wife of Old Man Gao, and Mrs. Song is the opposite, and she is very harsh on every student. For students who prefer to learn, she will find ways to make students' parents grateful to Dade, believing that the results come from the guidance of her famous teachers. Naughty student, ha, great, looking for trouble for you all day long, and you have to meet your parents as soon as you get caught. Most of these naughty students are well-known children. Mrs. Song has met her parents a few times, and her social relationships will flourish in the surrounding environment, you help me improve my children's academic performance, and I help you improve your living standards. Old Man Gao and Mrs. Song are definitely a perfect combination made in heaven!

Cheng Jianguo's comeback is known to women and children in the small town. Old man Gao has obviously been eyeing Cheng Yunhai these days, and when he met him in the restaurant last night, he came up with a warm greeting, and now he trotted a few steps in front of him, and said to Cheng Yunhai with concern:

"Yunhai, I'll go to the principal, you go to self-study first!" It seems that Old Man Gao has been waiting for him at the school gate before he turned around and left, and heard him say again, "Yunhai, the final exam is coming soon, work hard, get up in the ranking, and strive to be divided into a better class in the third year of high school, don't be too relaxed." You children always don't care, I will visit your father when I have time, and your parents will work together, and your grades will naturally go up, and you will win Tsinghua University and Peking University next year, I think it is still possible! ”

Listening to the head teacher's beautiful words, Cheng Yunhai felt a little uncomfortable, but it was inconvenient to say anything, so he had to nod and say, "Teacher, then I'll go to class first." He bowed his head and hurriedly left, and the good mood brought by the light body skill just now was gone in an instant.

Walking into the classroom, there was no sound quietly, and the students were all warming up the class. Cheng Yunhai is a science student, and most of the science students are sent a lot of mock exam questions by the teacher, and while paying the test question fee, they are tormented by the vast question bank over and over again. In fact, for both science and liberal arts students, question bank tactics are effective but also the most stupid method. This is the same principle as brute-force cracking of passwords, as long as the dictionary is large enough, no matter what, there is no technical content, one day it will be cracked, but it will bury youth and life!

Cheng Yunhai is the kind of student who is accustomed to reverse thinking and divergent thinking, and is good at drawing inferences, and has only one attitude towards the question bank: one glance and ten lines. If a question has no personality characteristics, and the problem-solving process is just a copy of a question that has been done in the past, then Cheng Yunhai's attitude is: skip!

Therefore, facing the question bank like other students, Cheng Yunhai did not feel irritable, just like the seventh master sorted out the summer Bei Miao, just look at it.