Chapter XI

Be a new person

After Caitlin drove the car to the hospital, Xiaoyun and I threw up as soon as we got out of the car.

After vomiting, Xiao Yuntian helped me and said, "I feel like I need to be admitted to the intensive care unit!" ”

"I don't think you need treatment anymore!" I patted Xiaoyuntian on the shoulder.

I also got a little injured, but it wasn't serious, so I just rubbed some iodine and bandaged it and I was able to go out.

Xiaoyuntian is much more miserable, with injuries everywhere on his body, and he vomited twice in the car, and has been hospitalized for observation.

Xiao Yuntian had already informed him of Lao Tzu, and I didn't think he was a big deal, so I took Caitlyn and left first.

As for borrowing money, I don't need to borrow anymore, I just received about 5,000 yuan from that group of thugs, which is enough for a short time.

"Wait, where are we going?" After leaving the hospital, Caitlin asked.

"Still playing?" I glared at her, "Go home!" ”

Where do I dare to take her out to play, this is simply looking for death.

"No, it's so boring to go home!" Caitlin took my arm and said, "I think you're so much more interesting than Pierwolf!" ”

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" I took her hand away, "I'm injured and need to recuperate!" ”

"What is this injury?"

"Legend has it that Brother hasn't eaten yet!" I made an excuse, "I'll take you out in the evening!" ”

"That's what you said, don't deny it when the time comes!" Caitlin looked at the traffic outside and asked, "Shall we drive back or take the bus?" ”

"Hit!" ……

There were still a lot of taxis in front of the hospital, and we got on one directly.

"Master, go to the junction of Qingnian Road and Renmin Road!"

Caitlin and I sat in the back.

"Dude, what are you doing?" The driver started talking to me.

"Vagrant!" I said casually.

"Dude, are you really kidding, unemployed vagrants looking for such a beautiful girlfriend?" The driver clearly didn't believe me.

"I don't have a girlfriend like that!"

"Brother, it's not me saying you, if you find such a beautiful daughter-in-law, you should treat others well!" The driver glanced at Caitlyn, "Miss, do you think I'm right?" ”

"Huh?" Caitlin was just staring outside, and she didn't think much of it when she heard the driver's words, "Yes! ”

"That's a!" I'm going crazy.

"So, buddy, know how to cherish it! Look at me, I'm in my thirties, and I work hard every day, getting up early and being greedy for darkness, just to pull the little cub in the family up! ”

"It's not easy for everyone!" I sighed for him.

But as I spoke, Caitlyn also answered, "Big brother, did your wife run away with someone?" ”

"Can you speak human words!" I glared at her.

"Not really!" The driver didn't care too much, "At that time, I didn't know how to play, and I didn't have any skills!" That's why I said brother, women, sometimes they are a little willful, but they still have to get used to it when they should get used to it! ”

"This kind of person is not used to it!" I looked at Caitlyn and said.

"You said that we don't have any skills, and if you don't treat others better, why should people talk to you! I just got it too late! ”

Before I could say anything, my phone rang.

As soon as I saw that it was an unfamiliar number, I hung up directly.

But before I could put my phone in my pocket, the number came in again.

"Hello? Who is it? I picked up the phone.

"It's me!" An obscene voice sounded, "Wang Banxian! ”

"I'll go to your uncle's!" I scolded as soon as I opened my mouth.

"Xiaoqiang, are you okay with this business?" Wang Banxian was not angry at all.

"It's a fucking deal! I'm gone! I yelled at the phone.

After I finished speaking, the driver gave me a strange look......

"If you don't do it, you can't do it, and now two more are dead!" Wang Banxian said with a smile.

"What? Two more dead? I was taken aback and said, "Who's dead again?" ”

At this point, the taxi began to tremble and swayed all over the place.

"Big brother!" I patted the baffle, "You drive steady!" I'm calling! ”

"Good...... Okay...... "The driver is not very good at talking anymore.

"You'll find out when you get back!" Wang Banxian said again.

"I'll grass your uncle!" I hung up the phone directly, "I'll be back now!" ”

"Two?" The driver discussed, "Why don't you change the car, my car is almost ready to be delivered!" ”

"It's almost time to change anything!" I looked at the scenery outside the window and said impatiently, "It's not that I won't give you money!" ”

The driver parked the car in a place where there were more people, and Caitlin and I had just gotten out of the car, and before we could give him the money, the driver had already kicked the accelerator and ran away......

Caitlin and I walked into the alley, and from a distance we saw a lewd old man squatting in front of my house smoking a cigarette, and two people standing next to him.

"Xiaoqiang is back?" The old thing beckoned at me.

"I almost didn't come back!" I walked up to him and said, "Give me one!" ”

"The last one!" The old thing opened my hand.

I saw that he had one pinned to his ear.

"Come, I'll introduce you." Wang Banxian pointed behind him.

Behind him stood a man and a woman, the woman had short red hair, wore a silver and white leather armor, and held two swords, one long and one short, full of heroic spirit. The man wears a strange large mask, wears a rudimentary animal skin, protrudes muscles, and holds a long knife.

"It's not like I haven't played a game! Peerless Sword Ji Fiona, this one next to her is the Sword Master, I forgot the name! ”

"Yes!" Wang Banxian said to the two people behind him again, "This is Xiao Qiang, sent by our gods to take care of you!" ”

After hearing Wang Banxian's words, Caitlyn sneered behind me.

"Don't laugh!" I glared at her.

After Caitlin went out for this lap, she must have understood that this is not a fairy world at all, and I am not a fairy.

"Hello two, my name is Cheng Qiang, you can call me Xiaoqiang!" I stepped forward and said.

"Brother Xiaoqiang, I'll trouble you in the future!" Juggernaut stepped forward and hugged me.

"Brother Sword Saint, may I ask your name?" I don't think it's good to call him Juggernaut all the time, and there's a Juggernaut over there in League of Legends.

In fact, I've always been curious, why do the two sword masters use swords? Why don't you call it a sword saint?

"Yunero!"

What a mouthful name!

"Hello, I'm Fiona!" Fiona coldly walked up to me and shook my hand.

"Sister Fiona, are you here too?" Caitlin saw that I had finished saying hello and stepped forward.

"It's coming!" I distinctly felt the corners of Fiona's mouth twitch.

"You talk, I still have something to do, let's go first!" After Wang Banxian finished speaking, he rode a two-eight and left.

"Come into the house and say, don't stand outside!" I let them all in, and I saw that the aunts and uncles around me had already stuck their heads out to look at us.

As soon as I opened the door, a small figure approached.

Unlike the more insipid meeting between Caitlyn and Fiona, the legendary brother began to laugh maniacally when he saw the Juggernaut come in, "Masked Man, you died so soon?" ”

Is he embarrassed to laugh at others?

"Why do you call me a masked man when there are so many people with masks?" The Sword Saint asked depressedly.

"They wear masks, they take off their masks, and you swear all day long that no one will see me for what I really say until I die!" ……

I brought them all into the living room, sat them all on the sofa, and stood across from them, "I want to explain a few things to you, first of all, this is not the fairy world, don't listen to that old immortal nonsense, I am not an immortal, but this place is not worse than the fairy world, Caitlyn should have already experienced it!" ”

Caitlyn nodded.

"That's what I thought too!" Legend of Brother.

Eating a bowl of instant noodles and watching two films, do you think it's so good here? What kind of life did you live before?

I ignored him and continued, "Second, it's a peaceful world! There is no war! ”

"But I watched your box (TV) yesterday and said......" Brother Legend interjected again.

"That's because you're watching the last ten minutes! It's an alien planet, it's in dire straits, you know? I immediately interrupted him, "If you look at the first twenty minutes today, you won't say that!" ”

Legend has it that Brother really stopped talking.

"So!" I continued, "You have to give me all your weapons, because you won't need them here!" ”

As Fiona and Yunelo hesitated, Caitlyn interjected, "The humans here are weak! ”

"Yes!" I nodded.

"It's almost the same as Xiaoqiang, so you don't need weapons at all!"

"Yes!" I squeezed out a smile and looked at Caitlin.

Fiona and Juggernaut hesitated for a long time, but finally gave me both the sword and the knife, and I hid them all with the same care.

I don't know how much human blood is stained on these two weapons, anyway, if Uncle Jingcha finds it and uses DNA technology to sweep it away, I don't want to say anything about the following.

"Third!" When I returned, I continued, "I want you to live like normal people, and wear normal clothes, just like Caitlyn is now, Brother Yu, take off your mask!" ”

"I don't have the surname You! And I'm not going to take off my mask unless I die! Yunero patted her mask.

"But you're dead...... Catelyn said quietly.

"Uh......" Juggernaut was momentarily speechless.

"So!" Legend has it that Brother picked up at the right time, "Since you are dead, you should let go of all the things in your past life, let go of those grievances and grievances, change your mind, and be a new person!" ”

"I think the first half of your last sentence is pretty good......" even Fiona, who had always been relatively indifferent, spoke.