Chapter 66: How Do People Fight Their Chests?
Chapter 66: How Do People Fight Their Chests?
This time, the dream theme poetry contest held by Shixian Network, as soon as the live video was uploaded to the Internet, it caused an uproar!
Although it is said that hardcore Tang fans are crazy about the Tang and Song dynasties, there is still a lot of negative news about the Tang and Song dynasties.
"What made Tang Tang ghostwrite for her? What's the deal behind this? ”
"The demon poet has such a disgraceful side, is he doing it for money or sex?"
"As the so-called flies don't bite seamless eggs, this Tang Tang, as a judge and ghostwriter for the contestants, must have an ulterior secret."
“……”
There are countless titles like this.
At first, Tang fans didn't know the inside story, but when they learned the inside story of the scene through various channels, they immediately began to respond.
"Damn, you know a yarn, the reason why Tang Tang did this was to encourage the disadvantaged. Don't you see that Moxiang is a blind man! ”
"A group of title parties who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Why did Tang Tang sing "You Are My Eyes", are you all brain-dead? Can't you see it? ”
"What is greatness? Greatness is for fans, for the disadvantaged in society, and people who can not even have a reputation. And Tang Tang is this kind of person, so he is a great person. ”
"I believe that Tang Tang's song "You Are My Eyes" must have sung the hearts of all the blind people in the world. Don't talk to you boring people, the pure ones are self-purifying, great people will not become ungreat because of you flies. Listen to "You Are My Eyes"! ”
"Tang fans, don't answer those brain-dead parties, let them get scared, the more you answer them, the more they will be faced. Let's listen to Tang Tang's new song "You Are My Eyes"! ”
"Makes sense, let them fart. Tang fans, this time we have benefits again, first the passionate speech, followed by a modern poem "Going Far Away" to kill those old diehards, and the last song "You Are My Eyes" sang and cried all over the audience, I was also drunk. Tang Tang really understands the hearts of our Tang fans more and more! ”
"Tang Tang, actually, I really want to say, you are the eyes of our Tang fans!"
Under the call of all Tang fans, there will soon not be many Tang fans who are as knowledgeable as those title parties. On the contrary, the new song "You Are My Eyes" is soaring at a blowout speed, soaring on the thousand-degree search list.
Countless music fans have already begun to discuss in their own communication groups.
"Did you hear that? You are my eyes, taking me through the changing of the seasons...... This song "You Are My Eyes" is absolutely rebellious! ”
"How can you not listen to it, I have already recommended it in the Weibo forum exchange group!"
"This author is simply great, my cousin is a blind man, and she is going to kill herself every day during this time. After listening to this song, her whole person has changed, thank you to the author, bow down! ”
"That's right, I have a friend who lost his sight in a car accident some time ago and closed the whole person, and after I recommended this song to him, guess what. An hour later, he said he wanted to fulfill his childhood dream of traveling the world! ”
"By the way, when did this author Tang Tang debut, why haven't you heard of it before?"
"I'm going, you don't even know Tang Tang, search the Internet to know how awesome he is, poet, novelist, screenwriter, singer, composer...... You know, just two days ago, his new book, in less than seven hours, sold out a million copies! ”
"Oh my God, rolling all over the ground and worshiping!"
"Don't talk about it, hurry up and read Tang Tang's works!"
“……”――
Magic capital, next to the Qingshui River!
Tang Song stared at Shen Meng'er and asked, "How are you sure that I will take the initiative to take that thunder?"
The dream theme contest held by Shixian.com has ended, and under the hype of those media, various negative news about the Tang and Song dynasties have appeared on the Internet.
The power of this thunder explosion is indeed unimaginable!
Shen Meng'er stepped forward and ran two steps, looked back, and said coquettishly, "Because, you are the man I Shen Meng'er wants to soak!" ”
Hearing this, Tang and Song had the urge to commit suicide by jumping into the Qingshui River.
After waiting for the answer for a long time, it turned out to be this!
"And what if I don't?" Tang Song asked rhetorically.
"No whatever!"
"Are you so sure?" How can she be so confident, it's really unbearable.
"That's right. What, you regret it? ”
"I never regret doing things. Even if I had to do it again, I would do it! Tang Song took a deep breath and cut the railroad to the point.
"That's right, this is the man I, Shen Meng'er, want to soak!"
I'm going to go!
"If you say that again, we'll break up!" Tang and Song had a very heavy tone.
"Break up?" Shen Meng'er blinked, "So, you already treat me as a girlfriend?" ”
Speechless!
"There's no such woman, it's just a friend!"
"It's only a matter of time before a friend can become a girlfriend."
"Your task now is to study hard, and you don't have to think about anything else."
"When do you think about it?"
"You-" Tang Song was speechless, didn't you hear it, I was rejecting you euphemistically. Do you have to let me, a future giant, speak so bluntly?
"What are you, ask you, how is my song "My Him, My Dream"?" Shen Meng'er leaned on the guardrail by the river, twisted her head, stared at Tang Song and asked.
"It's not good, it's vulgar, it's vulgar!"
"Really? Do you know that I'm writing this for a layman? ”
"I don't know."
"And that layman has the same surname as you, and his surname is Tang?"
"I'm not interested in other people's **." Tang Song turned around and was about to leave.
"Stop!"
Shen Meng'er said in a commanding tone.
"If you tell me to stop, I'll stop?" Tang Song sneered and took a step. In that case, wouldn't it be too shameless to be a man yourself.
"If you don't stop, I'll jump from here!" Shen Meng'er threatened.
Do you think I'll believe you? One crying, two troubles, three hangings, such a dirty method can even be thought of, is it still a new human being? Alas, why don't today's high school students have the slightest bit of innovation?
Tang Song shook his head helplessly, and the next second he heard a plop!
me!
No, she really jumped!
Turning his head, Tang Song's jaw dropped suddenly.
It really jumped!
Shen Meng'er's hands moved twice on the surface of the water, and then Tang Song saw the floating bubbles.
She doesn't know how to water!
didn't think about it, Tang Song jumped down with a vertical leap.
After all, human life is bigger than heaven!
Underwater, Shen Meng'er desperately clung to it. However, he couldn't catch anything, and his body was sinking little by little.
After Tang Song saw it clearly, he hurriedly swam over like an arrow, and with a lot of effort, he finally grabbed Shen Meng'er's body.
However, what Tang Song never expected was that Shen Meng'er's hands were still clutching.
Oh my back!
My leg!
Why is this Nizi's grip so great?
Tang Song couldn't figure it out, why did Shen Meng'er's body become so heavy, it was abnormal?
Just as he was hesitating, Shen Meng'er's indiscriminate grasping action suddenly stopped.
Immediately, Tang Song was in a hurry, and he didn't care so much, so he hurriedly aimed his mouth at her mouth underwater and gave her two breaths.
Well?
A little sweet, a little slippery?
Tang Song scolded secretly, when did he still have this kind of thought.
His left hand wrapped around Shen Meng'er's waist, and his right hand desperately swam upstream.
However, if you want to blame it, you can blame Shen Meng'er's figure is too good, this Tang Song hugged him, and his left hand actually touched a piece of meat.
What?
So soft?
Looking down, Tang Song couldn't stop crying and laughing.
It turned out to be Shen Meng'er's breasts, I went to it, no wonder it felt so good!
Well?
Why still don't you move?
When Tang Song was hesitating, he realized that Shen Meng'er's right foot was originally entangled in aquatic plants.
It's really a rainy day when the house dew is cracked!
Without saying a word, Tang Song hurriedly began to remove the obstacles.
Since Shen Meng'er was wearing a floral short skirt, it was natural that Tang and Song Dynasty touched Shen Meng'er's tender legs.
For a moment, Tang Song had a feeling of itching in his heart.
Especially when you bypass the aquatic weeds and raise your head, you almost have a nosebleed!
Underwater, the floral shorts that Shen Meng'er was wearing were in the shape of lotus blossoms, and Tang Song really didn't mean to see a little green from the ten thousand flowers.
Panties turned out to be pink?
And there seems to be a pattern printed on it, like hellokitty.
I'm going to go, she's wearing a cartoon when she comes!
It's just that what Tang Song didn't know was that when he was doing all this, a smile appeared on the corner of Shen Meng'er's mouth.
Hugging Shen Meng'er again, Tang Song surfaced as fast as he could, and after taking a deep breath, he originally wanted to call a few helpers, but found that there was no one around.
What about his uncle's, people?
Holding Shen Meng'er, Tang Song kept changing his posture, and naturally, these hands touched everything he could.
To be honest, Tang Song really hasn't noticed it now.
"Are you awake?" After going ashore, Tang Song kept shouting. However, Shen Meng'er did not react.
As soon as he gritted his teeth, Tang Song learned the first aid method and began to squeeze Shen Meng'er's chest, but there was no big reaction.
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
So, Tang Song's mouth was aimed at Shen Meng'er's mouth again.
However, this time, it is a little different.
When Tang Song's mouth met Shen Meng'er's mouth, he sensed that something was wrong.
What's the situation?
How do you feel so comfortable?
Slippery?
Squishy?
And, still entangled with your own tongue?
Tongue?
Tongue!
In the next second, Tang Song opened his eyes violently, and he saw a scene that he could not forget in his life.
This Shen Meng'er actually opened her eyes and looked directly at herself.
Tang Song wanted to get rid of it, but his tongue was bitten by the other party.
I'm going to go!
Water ghosts?
Lao Tzu is very superstitious?
You jumped on your own, and I didn't push it?
You don't have anything like that, do you?
Tang Song didn't know why, so many miscellaneous thoughts appeared in his mind.
After a long time, his tongue was finally free.
Tang Song looked dazed and puzzled, but Shen Meng'er looked as if she had won a battle, pointed at Tang Song and said,
"You finally stood still, and you jumped! Or am I winning! ”
"What do you mean?" Hearing this, Tang Song had a feeling of sudden realization, isn't this a ghost?
How can a ghost not be afraid of daylight!
Moreover, can this ghost be so charming with a smile?
"I'm going, you jump, just for this!"
"Or else?"
"You didn't think about what if I didn't know how to water? There's no one around, so you're going to report to another world. "Tang Song is very puzzled, this is really - big-chested and brainless.
"There's no case in my dictionary!" Shen Meng'er said confidently again.
"Do you know what you hate the most?" Tang Song glared at this crazy girl and said word by word.
"Where?" Shen Meng'er followed Tang Song's gaze and looked at her chest, at this time her clothes were all wet, tightly attached to her body, that bumpy body, it can be said that any man who sees it can't help but look at the second and third glances......
"Is it here? Is it too big, or is it not big enough? ”
Hearing Shen Meng'er's words, Tang Song said angrily, "You are a few people who fight your chest, let me tell you, your confident appearance is the most annoying!" ”
"People fighting their chests? Ha ha! Shen Meng'er laughed, and seemed to not listen to the second half of Tang Song's words at all, but continued to ask, "Then you are here, how do you feel when you touched someone's chest just now?" ”
"I feel ......" Tang Song hurriedly changed his words, "Did I touch it?" How come I don't feel? ”
"You touched it!" Shen Meng'er's tone was irrefutable.
Tang Song blinked, as if he had thought of something, no, she was half-awake and half-confused underwater, how could she be so clear?
No, unless there's only one explanation, she's underwater, just like normal!
Could it be that she knows how to water?
"You know how to water!" Tang Song glared at Shen Meng'er and said.
Shen Meng'er chuckled, "Oh, my dear Tang Tang, you finally reacted. ”
Immediately, Shen Meng'er suddenly turned around, and with a smug smile, she ran into the distance.