The so-called rivers and lakes are in the rivers and lakes, but there are no courts in the rivers and lakes, so how can I do it? had to have the final say with a big fist, and the final judgment was made by the master duel. The masters are as lonely as snow, and the popular saying is that they are destined to be lonely for a lifetime, so they like to duel, such as Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng at the top of the Forbidden City, such as Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng at the top of Huashan, such as Dragon God and Sword Immortal at the top of Nanshan......

For another example, Chen Ziyi and Yunkai are in the ...... of the Jialing River What's that, the top of the ship.

Of course, this is just the statement of passerby A, and the windmill car disagrees with it. Windmill Che insisted that the contest between Yunkai and Chen Ziyi was not a duel, but should be included in the category of "contesting relatives".

Li Yuan, the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty, shot the peacock eyes on the screen during the competition, so he won the favor of Empress Dou and successfully won the world by fighting his father-in-law. Since then, martial arts recruitment has become an important way to go on a blind date, and it is more popular than throwing hydrangeas.

Compared with modern people's face and wallet, it is a talent that is undoubtedly much more scientific and progressive; On the other hand, the body is the capital of the appointment, and the kung fu in bed can be tested in the ring, and the combat power of each other can be thoroughly felt without trying to marry......

Therefore, the windmill thinks that the two people on the boat are purely hormonal overload, and trample on each other's bodies to get spiritual pleasure, which is essentially no different from SM games.

The bracelet nodded coquettishly, agreeing with this point of view. The windmill was holding a beer bottle, and the bracelet opened the cap with a bite of its mouth, and it was very skillful in cooperation, apparently working together for more than a day or two.

Passerby A thinks that the birdman combination is too YD, and the butt is slightly farther away. The two of them sat on the steps by the river, beer with fried chicken, and waited excitedly to watch a romantic action movie.

The moonlight in Yudu tonight is very good, and in the green forest behind him, there is still a strong fragrance of cherry blossoms. The view on the steps is very broad, and you can clearly see that on the top of the ship, there are two figures in black and white facing each other, first complaining to each other, and then being lonely and unbearable, and can't wait to bump into each other.

"It's on, it's on!" The windmill roared happily.

The person on the bracelet is crazy, twisting his little buttocks and flapping up and down, singing the adapted lyrics in his mouth: "If you love me, you will beat me, if you love me, you will scold me, if you love me, you will slap me, if you love me, you will slap me......"

Passerby A whispered, "Shut up! ”

The layman looks at the bustle, and the insider looks at the doorway. The windmill and the bracelet couldn't be understood, but passer-by A could see it clearly, and the moment the two collided at high speed, they threw hundreds of punches at the same time, one punch heavier than the other, without the slightest fancy!

After a hundred punches, the momentum generated by the speed was exhausted, and the two of them were indistinguishable, and they threw dozens of punches again, each bouncing far away. The white figure turned into the air and crashed into the green forest by the river; And the black figure flew over the center of the river in reverse, his legs on the surface of the river as if he were walking on the ground, his arms stretched out like wings, and he swept to the opposite bank like a bird!

"I'll go!" The windmill was dazzled and muttered dumbfounded: "When did the spicy man become so powerful, as if it had wings?" ”

Passerby A was silent this time. There was no movement on the field for a while, and the windmill turned his head to look and found that passer-by A's face was not very good-looking, and his fists were clenched very tightly, obviously stimulated by the pair.

The windmill car is also stimulated not lightly, but from the perspective of a single dog. Not long after, a clear roar came from the opposite bank, piercing the silence of the night sky, and a black shadow rose from the riverside and shot high into the air. Passers-by had sharp eyes and saw Chen Ziyi's body turning in the air, like a predatory falcon, swooping quickly.

At the same time, there was movement on the riverbank. A whirlwind soared from the green forest and turned into a rainbow bridge in the air, and the two of them looked at it intently, and the rainbow bridge was actually made up of countless cherry blossom petals. Yunkai's white clothes flew away, stepped quickly on the bridge, and rushed towards Jiang Xin at the same time as Chen Ziyi!

Under the blurry moonlight, above the sparkling waves, the exquisite black shadow is like a night elf, the elegant white shadow is like a sword fairy flying in the clouds, the two figures are flying in the air, gathering and scattering, fluttering like a rainbow, graceful like a swimming dragon.

The windmill car couldn't understand it at all, and asked suspiciously: "Passerby A, are the two of them competing in martial arts, or are they flirting?" ”

Passers-by couldn't take their eyes off it, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "I don't want to talk to fat paper!" ”

Windmill Che didn't care, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Brother also wants to learn martial arts." ”

Passerby A finally turned around, looked at the round figure and chubby face of the windmill, thought about it for a long time, and sincerely suggested: "I think it's quite appropriate for you to worship the gourd baby as a teacher." ”

"! Kung Fu Panda can't even see the tips of his own toes, I'm much stronger than him. "Besides, the only reason why I'm fat is that my small body can't accommodate my full personality......"

When the two were talking, the two in the battle went back and forth, and quickly exchanged more than ten moves. The two young masters, who had just entered the inner vision, quickly ran out of strength, and while punching and kicking, they fell from the air at the same time.

The two faced each other again, in the same position as they had opened the game, but with a change of venue. The petals that Yunkai urged before the heavenly maiden scattered flowers fell one after another, scattering the two of them with their heads and faces.

Chen Ziyi's purpose of abusing people could not be achieved, and she hooked her fingers in dissatisfaction: "Hit, keep fighting!" ”

It is said that boys like to hear girls say I want it, but I am most afraid that girls will say that I want it. Yun Kai has been unaware of this sentence, but now he finally "understands", raised his hands and said, "Don't fight!" Let's fight like this, we can't tell the winner at dawn, everyone is so busy these days, it's better to find a place to talk about ideals and life ......"

Guilty of cheapness and arrogance, born to restrain each other. Chen Ziyi always felt that the words in this product's mouth were not quite right, but she couldn't find anything wrong, and said with a flash of big eyes: "Otherwise, let's go to the river to fight." Whoever gets their shoes wet first loses! ”

Yun Kai felt that the whole person was going to be bad. Who did Nima say that he has big breasts and no brains? The person who invented this sentence must be a woman, or a woman with small breasts, or Chen Ziyi's breasts are as big, why is her brain just as good?

The violent girl's housekeeping kung fu is the white crane fist that is known for its lightness, which makes it clear that it is not good to bully him lightly. When Yunkai first came to Yudu, light work was his forte, and Chen Ziyi chased him around Yuzhou University twice in order to force him to worship the incense hall, but after more than half a year, Yunkai's other kung fu has grown, and light work has dragged him back.

Chen Ziyi looked at him with a smile and a talking look in her eyes, and said, "If you can't do it, you can't do it, don't be reckless." Sister, what else can you do? ”

Then who said, life is like being raped, when you are powerless to resist, you have to learn to enjoy it. As soon as the violent girl was arrogant, Yunkai wanted to be cheap, so he jumped off the river on impulse, and said with the middle fingers of both hands pointing down with contempt: "Come on, come on...... Tonight it's either you who get wet first, or I'm the first to get wet! ”

Chen Ziyi swooped down in the air with her teeth and claws, and shouted coquettishly: "I think you are the five elements are underbeaten, and the eight characters are underbeaten!" ”

The rules have changed, and so have the tactics. Yun Kai knew that once he was pressed under the violent girl, he would definitely fall into the water and lose, and while his mouth was provocative, his hands continued to swing out his palms forward and down, flying backwards like swallows dotting water.

Before Chen Ziyi fell into the river, he was already turning in the air in the air, and then his palms were gently brushed on the surface of the river, like pebbles floating on the water, and he chased towards Yunkai lightly.

After Yun Kai swept some distance, his feet stepped on the surface of the river like wheels, and then he jumped into the air, and the harrier turned over and pounced on Chen Ziyi. Chen Ziyi did not show weakness, her palms slapped like the wind, her legs kicked horizontally towards Yunkai, and the two crackled on the surface of the river......

"Emma, what's going on?"

The windmill that watched the battle from the steps asked suspiciously: "From bed to bed, oh no, from boat to boat, is it to see who gets wet first?" ”

Passerby A nodded and said, "I think, the two of us can leave now." ”

"Isn't this a big fight?"

"It's not suitable for children to wait." The authorities were fascinated by bystanders, and passer-by A said in a rhetorical manner: "I bet both of them will fall into the water." With the bitter hatred of these two, whoever gets wet first will drag each other into the water......"

As soon as the bracelet heard that it was not suitable for children, it immediately flew over the river with excitement, and its eyes widened.

"The key to victory or defeat is position, whoever is on top wins, hahaha!"

Windmill looked at it and said, "You see I'm right, right? Kung fu in bed can be tested by a martial arts competition. Passerby A, if you say that the two of them really want to go to bed and fight, will they be very yellow and violent? ”

"When people go to bed, how happy are you?"

"Love action movie, kiss ......"

Before the two of them finished speaking, they saw Chen Ziyi and Yun Kai slap each other, their arms vibrated into wings, and a white crane soared into the sky, condescending to Yunkai. Yun Kai's right hand slammed a punch on the water, smashing the waves high, and his body rushed into the air with the help of reverse thrust, facing Chen Ziyi head-on, but when he was about to fight, he suddenly turned his fist into a claw and grabbed Chen Ziyi's wrist fiercely!

Chen Ziyi occupied the air supremacy, so he didn't believe that he would be stupid enough to fight, he had long expected that he would change his moves, the corners of his mouth curled up and changed his moves at the same time, and the crane fist immediately turned into a crane head palm, pecking heavily at the back of Yun Kai's hand.

Yun Kai hastily didn't have time to stop, and quickly retreated with grinning.

"You've lost!" Chen Ziyi chuckled, unforgiving, and pressed down with both fists!

Yunkai was either injured or fell into the water, and was forced to fall into the river. Seeing that he was about to fall into the river, he suddenly had an idea, remembered the yin pool in the Longyuan sinkhole, immediately activated his internal force, and shouted: "Ice!" ”

"What kind of martial arts is this?" Passerby A, who was onlookers, stood up in surprise.

Chen Ziyi was blocked from seeing and couldn't see, and the windmill couldn't understand it, but passer-by A could clearly see that the waves that Yunkai had smashed with his fist wind before had not all fallen back to the river, and suddenly turned into a bright white ice cube under his feet!

As Yunkai's body fell, the ice was pressed into the water, and the buoyancy became even greater. Yun Kai laughed, stood on the two ice cubes as if wearing skates, and slipped away from afar!

Chen Ziyi's eyes were also a little surprised, and when she saw the ice cubes under Yunkai's feet, she suddenly realized and said, "Sister thought you could really stand on the river, but you were just sneaking and slippery......"

Yun Kai smiled triumphantly: "If you have the ability, you can also get a piece of ice to step on?" ”

"Look at what you can, why can't it be heaven?" Chen Ziyi sneered and pounced again, and at the same time sent back Yun Kai's words that had provoked her before.