"Yawn ......"

A sneeze that had been brewing for a long time was finally hit by the eagle.

The recoil of this sneeze seems to be a bit fierce.

The eagle, who was lying on the broken carpet, fell to the ground with his head on his head, his legs raised high like lotus roots, and his hands kept pulling as if he wanted to sit up again. But it doesn't seem to be useful at all, and the whole person looks like a little turtle that has been turned over.

He's cute.

But the effect of his sneeze was nothing but lovely.

Although he has covered hundreds of layers of energy film around Ying'er, Zhang Ye's energy is simply worse than boiled water, if he wants to attack, he doesn't attack, and he doesn't have to defend himself.

These hundreds of layers of energy films could only weaken the shock of about six layers.

The raging subsound blade swept everywhere in the living room, if it weren't for Zhang Ye's already using sound isolation to isolate the fragile items, I'm afraid this place would have been a mess long ago.

Fortunately, these things have been saved.

However, Rui'er, who was standing in front of the eagle, suffered a loss.

The second sound blade swept out, directly ruining his clothes. Let this little guy become slick.

"Ah......h The world is too dangerous. I can't stand it. ”

Rui'er was naked, like a rabbit that had been plucked, and even what she said made Zhang Ye speechless.

"Boom-"

Annoyed, he knocked on the door of Rui'er's head, "Stinky boy, I'll smack your ass when I'm talking nonsense!" ”

"Dad, are you so fooled by me?" Ruier touched the place where she was knocked and said depressedly.

"I don't see how smart you are."

He said fiercely, directly picked up the strap on the sofa, picked up the eagle, and then skillfully carried him on his back.

It was only at this time that Xiao Linglong and they were cutely relieved. In their opinion, the younger brother is too powerful, and the baby can't be compared at all.

"Alright, little ones, come and clean up. Otherwise, there will be no fun later. ”

"Hmmm! Well! ”

"Hmmm......"

Linglong and Feng'er nodded and obediently helped their father clean the living room. Obviously, they have helped Zhang Ye do this kind of thing many times, otherwise it would be impossible to be so skilled.

Instead, Ruier stood there motionless, tilting her head slightly, looking lonely as a stinky fart.

This made Zhang Ye really a little unbearable. I said you are a little fart child, where did you come from so many lonely and lonely as snow? It's so good to load!

Shaking his head wordlessly, he walked over and knocked on the door of Rui'er's head, "Stinky boy, if you are lonely as snow again, you will not be allowed to go out to play later." ”

"Ouch......" Rui'er covered her head and said pitifully, "Dad, don't bother me." I'm brewing the feeling that everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober! If I had been brewing for a little longer, I might have been able to make a poem. ”

Rui'er's words made Zhang Ye angry, "You have been born for less than four hours now, what are your feelings?" ”

"Alas! Dad, you can't say that, ambition is not in old age! And your son and I are such talents. ”

As soon as she said this, Ruiel began to be triumphant again.

"If you're a talent, help your brother and sister clean up those things." After speaking, Zhang Ye pointed to the debris on the ground, which were all carpets and Rui'er's clothes that had been shattered by the eagle.

In other words, Rui'er is still slick and slippery.

But Zhang Ye was not worried that he would get sick.

"Daddy!" At this time, Xiao Linglong had already cleaned up a small place. After she had cleaned up the place, she ran to her father to receive the reward.

Stretching out her fleshy little hand, Linglong looked at her father expectantly, and even Rui'er was taken aback by her appearance.

"Sister, you're so cute. Does your family know? ”

"Boom!"

As soon as Rui'er finished speaking, she ate another brainmelon, "Dad, why are you knocking me again?" If you're knocking me, I'm not going to be your son, I'm going to be someone else's son. ”

Zhang Ye had a dark face and stretched out a finger, "First, your sister's family is us." Then he stretched out another finger, "Second, if you don't give me a son, no one will want a stinky kid like you." ”

"And! It's like I don't want anybody. Look at ......" said, Ruier kept winking at Zhang Ye, and kept selling cuteness.

I have to say that every baby dragon's appearance is impeccable. Even if it is Rui'er, an unlucky child, he is definitely a handsome little Zhengtai, and he is not inferior to his sister in the sold.

And this can also show from the side that this kid is really immature, although he knows a lot of things, but after all, he is there. So things like selling cuteness and coquettishness are easy to do. It's not like other children at all.,After a little older.,It's rarely cute and coquettish.。

It's just that Riel's coquettish appearance is cute, but if you combine it with his words not long ago, it makes people feel a little weird.

And......

The first thing that feels weird is not Zhang Ye, because Ruier is very cute, so he doesn't reject it much.

On the contrary, it was Ruier herself, who suddenly put on a disgusted expression.

Then he spit out the stone and said, "Oh my God, it feels weird and disgusting!" ”

Zhang Ye "......"

As for Xiao Linglong, it was more straightforward, it seemed that she couldn't get used to seeing this younger brother selling cuteness, so she pouted, stretched out her hand and gave him a big mouth.

"Sister! Why are you beating me too? Touching her face, Ruier looked at Xiao Linglong inexplicably.

"Brother ugly! It's not pretty! ”

It turned out that Xiao Linglong disliked Rui'er's cute appearance was not good-looking. It's just that I don't know how she can tell that Rui'er doesn't look good when she sells cuteness.

This sentence suddenly made Rui'er's face bitter, and she said to Zhang Ye bitterly, "Dad, why do I feel that I have no status?" ”

"Forget it!" Zhang Ye patted his head comfortingly, "Actually, strictly speaking, I don't have any status." ”

"Huh? Fool whom? ”

Of course, the clever Ruier will not believe this kind of nonsense.

"Believe it or not!" After a pause, he said to Xiao Linglong again, "Isn't it!" Linglong obedient! ”

Dad is called Linglong again. The baby is so happy!

So Xiao Linglong immediately nodded again and again, and generously showed her most adorable appearance, so that her father could take a good look.

"Sister, you're too good at selling cute!" For her invincible sister, Ruier has no words.

"Baba ......"

At this time, the clumsy Feng'er also cleaned the area that belonged to him. Then he trotted in front of Zhang Ye.

"Good! The babies are doing a great job. Come, Daddy rewards you! As he spoke, he took out a few toffees from his trouser pocket and gave one to Feng'er and Xiao Linglong.

When it's Riel's turn......

"You kid didn't do anything, you don't deserve sugar." Zhang Ye decisively took the toffee back.

Ruier, who had never eaten anything, had long been attracted to toffee. I thought I could taste the taste of this toffee, but I didn't know that as soon as my father changed his words, he confiscated his own toffee.

"Dad, you can't do this! You can't do this, I'm your son! How can you do this to me? It's so hurtful. Ruier hugged Zhang Ye's leg and yelled.

"You didn't do anything, you just patronized where you were lonely as snow. Tell me, are you embarrassed to eat candy? Zhang Ye's expression and tone were very serious.

But even so, Zhang Ye was still happy in his heart. Because although this son is mentally mature and born to know, after all, he is still not out of the category of children, and he still likes to eat sugar. Even if he hasn't eaten anything at all since he was born.

"Dad, you're wrong about me. I'm posing to cheer you on! Besides, if I hadn't done that pose, would you have been able to do it that fast? So you have to thank me! Not only should I not be deducted from my sugar, I should have given me a few more! ”

Ruier was determined to eat toffee, so she stalked and used all kinds of messy reasons.

There are some things that can't be overdone, especially for children.

The combination of sticks and sweet dates is the best deterrent package.

After a little beating, you still have to give what you should give, otherwise it will leave a bad impression in the child's heart, and it will be bad.

So Zhang Ye said after pondering for a moment, "That's it! Count you as a first-time offender, forget it this time, if there is a next time, you will be deducted from a month's worth of candy. As he spoke, he took out a piece of toffee and peeled it off, and handed it to Ruier.

Although it was the first time for Ruier to eat, she immediately liked the taste of toffee. The whole person narrowed his eyes in intoxication.

Then, as if remembering something, he asked his sister beside him, "Sister! Let me ask you a question, how much candy did Dad say for a month? ”

He didn't realize that this question was a bit esoteric for Xiao Linglong. Even if the baby dragon is naturally very smart, especially Rui'er is even more terrifying, but there are some things that you don't understand and don't move.

For example, arithmetic.

So this esoteric question immediately stumped Xiao Linglong. The girl tilted her head for a moment, then pouted and began to break her fingers.

But she had never learned arithmetic at all, she couldn't even count one, two, three, even if she learned to break her fingers, it was useless.

Therefore, Xiao Linglong counted for a long time, but she didn't understand, so she had to open her hands and draw a big circle for Rui'er, representing a lot of candy.

It's just that Ruier doesn't understand this? I was a little dumbfounded and watched my sister's movements, and I didn't figure it out after thinking about it for a long time.

Looking at the actions of the sister and brother, Zhang Ye's stomach was about to cramp.

At the same time, I also secretly noticed it in my heart.

Xiao Linglong doesn't look small. Although he is only two months old, he looks like an ordinary one-and-a-half-year-old child, and in some ways even surpasses it.

Although Feng'er is smaller, because of his talent, he looks similar to Xiao Linglong, but his tongue is still not good, and his accent is still confused.

Under normal circumstances, a child around two years old should go to kindergarten. Although Xiao Linglong is young, they can't stand it and look big!

So it's time to go to kindergarten too. Otherwise, if you can't even count one, two, three, what is it?