Chapter Seventy-Two: The Salty Uncle

Lin Lin's words were so strong that Zhang Ye almost fell to the ground.

It took a long time to reflect!

wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead, and said, "I said, you are a big girl, can't you be a lady?" If your dad hears this, he'll have to tear you down. ”

"He? You can rest assured. My dad would never hit me. While speaking, Lin Lin also gently pinched Feng'er's little dingding. The little guy was very uncomfortable, and he snorted unhappily while lying on the sofa.

"Don't bully my son." Zhang Ye walked over and picked Feng'er up from the sofa.

"Hmm...... Hmmm......"

Seeing that her father didn't hug herself, but went to hug her younger brother, Xiao Linglong hummed a few times aggrievedly in Lin Lin's arms, and twisted her little body very restlessly.

"Little girl, don't be naughty, you know? Mommy gives you milk! ”

"Poof-" Lin Lin didn't seem to have thought about this sentence at all, so as soon as this remark came out, Zhang Ye couldn't help but laugh directly, "Drink milk?" Do you have one? ”

"Salty uncle!"

Lin Linjiao said in a crooked voice, and then her face turned grim, her pink lips opened and closed slightly, "Get out!" ”

"Isn't it?"

"Uncle, I have to say, if you were born in an island country, you would definitely be a salty and wet idiot. Maybe he will directly worship Mr. Kato Takashi as a teacher and learn his golden finger secret technique. ”

"I don't think you even know this? Looks like you've watched a lot of small movies, huh? Let's talk when we have time! ”

"Die!" Lin Lin replied very politely, and then walked out of the door with Xiao Linglong in her arms.

"Where are you going to take my daughter?" Zhang Ye hurriedly hugged Feng'er and followed.

He didn't dare to let Lin Lin go out to play with Xiao Linglong in his arms, otherwise God knows where this dead girl would take his daughter? Maybe this dead girl will lose Xiao Linglong.

And Lin Lin said without looking back, "In order to comfort my wounded heart, I decided to take your daughter out and sell it." It just so happens that I'm short of money these days! ”

"Will you be short of money? Tricksters? Of course Zhang Ye wouldn't believe this.

Who knows, Lin Lin turned around with Xiao Linglong in her arms, and said pitifully, "It's true, uncle!" You don't know, my Bugatti Veyron was repaired the other day. So for the past two days, I've been out on the bike again. Who knew that last night, something happened again. My car was smashed with a broken door. ”

"Uh......"

Zhang Ye had nothing to say.

After thinking about it, he said, "It seems that your driving skills are really not very good." ”

"What do you mean by not good? I've been practicing for more than a month. ”

"Let's start practicing this summer!"

"yes!"

"I have to say, your courage is really not ordinary. I just started to learn to drive, and I went out to learn how to fly cars. God forbids you to live to this day. ”

"Get out! A dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth! Saying that, Lin Lin kissed Xiao Linglong's face, and said unhappily, "Isn't it?" Little Linglong! ”

"Ahhhhh......h Yikes......"

But Xiao Linglong didn't have time to deal with her at this time. This little girl was burying her head in her chest at this time, constantly gnawing, although it didn't hurt Lin Lin, but the saliva that flowed out wet a large piece of the white clothes on her chest.

"The little villain knows how to take advantage of his mother." Lin Lin said angrily.

Walking on the forest path in the villa area, Zhang Ye beside him squinted his eyes, glanced at it, and then said, "Aren't you her mother?" Can this also be called taking advantage? ”

"Then are you willing to give me Xiao Linglong?"

"Don't do it!"

"Since you don't want to do it now, it means that I'm not her real mother yet. So she is taking advantage of this. ”

"What logic. Such a young child, how can it be called taking advantage. Besides, Linglong is a girl! Then it can't be called taking advantage. ”

"I'm going to say that, no!"

"Okay! Why not? Zhang Ye just smiled, and did not intend to delve into this issue again.

At this time, an old man wearing a purple tunic with gray hair and good spirits walked on the opposite side. At first, Zhang Ye didn't care, but when the two sides were about to approach, Zhang Ye suddenly recognized the old man.

"Old Chen, are you also taking a walk here?"

This is the old man I met last time in the small square of the flower bed. At this time, he was walking leisurely on the path with his hands behind his back.

"You are ......" After all, you are old, and some things can't be remembered for a while.

So Chen Lao paused, and then suddenly realized, "You are Xiao Zhang!" How can you have time to play today? ”

Speaking of this, Old Chen looked at Lin Lin next to him.

Although they are both neighbors, neighbors in the metropolis are far less close than in the countryside, and many times, even after being neighbors for several years, do not know each other.

And obviously, Chen Lao is also like this.

He didn't know Lin Lin at all, but he still greeted him politely, "I don't know if this is ......"

There's a doorway to this. When the identity of the other person is not clear, a short pause can give the other person a time to reflect. without causing unnecessary embarrassment. If Chen Lao asked directly, "This is your wife, right?" This may not be much to Zhang Ye, but it is an insult to Lin Lin.

So in interpersonal interactions, there are some things that are really important.

When Chen Lao's words fell, Zhang Ye immediately reacted, holding Xiao Linglong with one hand, and pointing at Lin Lin with the other, and said, "Old Chen, let me introduce you, this is also the owner of Lushan Villa, called Lin Lin, my friend." Lin Lin, this is Chen Lao, just like you, he is the owner here. ”

"Hello Grandpa Chen!"

"Kobayashi! Hello hello hello! What's grandpa called? Just call me Chen Lao! Chen Lao said to Lin Lin with a smile, and then sighed, "You young people are just good at communicating, and you are already so familiar with it after only such a long time." Bad old men like us, who have lived together for a few years, maybe they don't know each other. ”

"Huh...... Old Chen, don't sigh, this kind of thing can't be avoided. Besides, haven't you met a lot of your peers here? ”

"That's true!"

Chen Lao nodded, "Okay!" All right! Have a drink when we have time! I won't bother you young people. ”

"Old Chen, where are you talking about this?"

"Don't say that, you may be nothing, but if you look at Xiaolin, impatience is already written on your face." Chen Lao joked with a smile.

"Where?" Zhang Ye knew Lin Lin's expression, but still shook his head and denied it.

"Hehehe...... Ok, good, good! ”

Old Chen nodded amusedly and sighed, "Being young is good!" As he spoke, he staggered away with his hands behind his back.

"Uncle, how did you meet this old man?"

Lin Lin is really unkind, before the old man Chen has gone far, she directly called the old man, and she is not afraid of being heard.

"Last time I was in the flower bed." Saying that, Zhang Ye told Lin Lin about this matter before and after. It's not a big deal anyway, so I'm going to go into great detail.

"Yo! Uncle, I really can't think of it! How can you still have such a hand? Show me when! ”

"You?"

Zhang Ye looked her up and down a few times, and then said, "You don't need it at all, the whole person is healthier than anyone else." I really don't know how you grew up? If there's anything wrong with it, it's probably just a discord. ”

"What do you mean?"

"You took the college entrance examination a few days ago!"

Zhang Ye asked a question, which made Lin Lin feel inexplicable. But he still nodded admittedly, "yes!" ”

"On the eve of the college entrance examination, you are under a lot of pressure and you have irregular menstruation! This month should already be better. ”

As soon as these words came out, Lin Lin's eyes when she looked at Zhang Ye immediately changed. Not to become worshipful, but to be full of vigilance.

"What kind of eyes are you?" The lethality of this kind of look is too strong, and Zhang Ye can't stand it.

"Uncle Salty, let's be honest, have you been trying to mistreat me?"

"I'm trying to do you wrong?"

Zhang Ye opened his mouth with a look of disbelief, "Why didn't I know?" ”

"And how do you know these things about me? If you hadn't monitored me from all angles, how would you have known so clearly? Say, are you some kind of secret service guy? Lin Lin hugged Xiao Linglong and stood in front of Zhang Ye, tilting her head, puffing out her cheeks, trying to be at eye level with him.

"Boom-"

Zhang Ye knocked her angrily, knocking her into tears, "Dead girl, what are you thinking about all day long?" Secret Service? You can figure it out! ”

"And how do you know so well?" Lin Lin touched her forehead pitifully.

"Ahh......hh Ahh......h

At this time, Xiao Linglong also seemed to be energetic. I saw my dad knocking this aunt's forehead with his hand. This girl seems to have learned too, stretched out her little hand, and slapped Lin Lin's forehead vigorously, but her head was not good, and her hand was too short, so she slapped Lin Lin's face many times.

Lin Lin felt a little unwilling, "Little girl, even you are bullying me." It doesn't hurt you! ”

"Good! Well played! ”

But Zhang Ye clapped his hands and said, "Who told you not to believe me?" Even my daughter can't look at it. I told you, I'm a doctor, I know how to see, hear, and ask, but you don't believe it, and now you're being punished! ”

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ps: The second chapter is coming, asking for all kinds of pushes. Also, can you please not rush me! The younger brother has done his best. If it breaks out all day long, the little brother will vomit blood.