Chapter 135: I, I'll Go!
Chapter 135: Okay, I'll Go!
Rent a room for a woman!
With the character of a chartered mother-in-law, it is naturally a 'strict wife'. She's lived so long that she always wanted to do something that no one else did.
She wanted to be famous, so she became a well-known professional hooligan in Qishan Township.
She imagined that a woman in a big city would look like her, so she went to Lingnan City once a month. Although I was hungry in the city for a long time and came back. Just to brag with the neighbors.
She wants to learn from the romance of people in TV dramas. On several occasions when the power went out at night in Qishan Township, he and his husband lit candles and had candlelight dinners, but they didn't feel the slightest feeling, and the most impressive one was to eat three flies.
Although Lingnan City is prosperous, it is far from being comparable to the magic capital. Besides, they are experts in the field of archaeology. Seeing that the little couple of Tang and Song was so emotional, the charter wife instantly made him feel as if he had returned to the ignorant age of his youth.
So, after returning to her room, she forcibly asked her husband to take off his vest and change into big pants, and she also changed into the wet clothes that had just been washed.
"Old woman, you won't be sick, will you?" The husband of the charter wife is going crazy, it is raining heavily outside this big night, what's wrong with the old woman, this time I will toss myself, don't bother to let you do whatever you want, otherwise get out of the rain and go.
"Less nonsense, it's not like that, your hand is a little higher, yes, hug my waist!" The charter wife doesn't understand it.,Why don't you feel the slightest feeling.γ However, when I saw the scene of Xiao Tang and them just now, I suddenly felt a heat in my heart.
"Where's your waist, old woman? I can not find! "Her husband is speechless, you have eaten like this, do you still have a waist?
Syllable!
The charter wife gave her husband a mouth, then closed her eyes and said, "Stop talking nonsense, come, kiss me!" β
"Kiss? What does that mean? β
"Kiss me on the mouth!"
"I said, you're crazy, what if the thunder strikes you?" My husband can't stand it anymore. She's absolutely insane!!
Tang Song looked at this scene, and he didn't know whether he should knock on the door or not.
What are they doing?
Is this the custom of Qishan Township?
But that's weird, isn't it?
Love!
They must be showing affection!
The charter mother-in-law inadvertently twisted his head, and then screamed,
"Someone!"
Immediately, like a lost dog, he jumped directly onto the bed and covered his head with a quilt.
He felt that it was too embarrassing!
It's even more humiliating than being told that you are a strict wife.
However, the charter lady did not mean to be shy at all, although she also saw Tang Song outside the door now.
She feels that this is a sign of her integration with the international metropolis.
With a squeak, the charter wife opened the door for Tang Song, and said with a smile: "Xiao Tang, is there something wrong?" β
He also deliberately brushed his undried hair with his hand. She did this to learn from a certain shampoo spokesperson.
Tang Song swallowed and spit, when he went upstairs just now, he was still wearing another clothes, and he had changed his clothes in just a few minutes, and he was still wet!
What's this about?
You don't have pajamas to wear, do you?
Tang Song was very puzzled, but thinking that he should respect her hobbies, Tang Song directly stated his purpose:
"My girlfriend's clothes were wet, and the bag she brought with her when she came here was also wet. I want to borrow you a piece of clothing, for fear she will catch a cold!! β
The charter lady blinked, and suddenly felt that she had a feeling of being favored by the emperor.
The city woman who came from the dignified demon capital, and she is also an expert, has to wear her own clothes, which is a great honor for herself. This time, some of them boasted to those old women.
"What are you talking about, I don't take advantage of anything, I just have a lot of clothes, tens of thousands of pieces." The charter woman began to brag.
The husband who covered his head with a quilt really couldn't listen to it, but he was afraid of being embarrassed, so he could only grit his teeth with hatred, this old woman's braggadocio skills are getting better and better, and there are tens of thousands of pieces, and I dare to say this big thing!!
At this time, Tang Song also saw the chartered mother-in-law on the bed, and asked with concern, "Uncle, what's wrong?" β
"He's fineβthat's what he has the habit of!" The charter wife didn't look at her husband on the bed, and then opened her wardrobe.
"Xiao Tang, you choose for yourself, which one in the photo will take which!"
There are indeed a lot of clothes in the wardrobe, but how dare Tang and Song dare to choose!
Because, there are too many things in it that are not very elegant.
The charter lady also seemed to notice this, and hurriedly turned over, and easily packed up those panties and bras and some unknown strange things.
Tang Song smiled awkwardly and took a white shirt.
"Xiao Tang, I don't see it, you are quite discerning. I'll tell you the truth, this shirt, I bought it abroad when I went abroad! "The charter lady felt as if she was really famous at this moment.
Her husband on the bed has now covered his ears with his hands.
"You've ever been abroad? Which country? Tang Song asked curiously.
"I've been to six or seven countries in the world, and I'm very cooked, let's just say that island country, the noodles there are delicious, I can eat three bowls in one go, without soup......"
Hearing this interpretation, Tang and Song sweated wildly!
Eating noodles abroad?
Still eat three bowls?
You're generous.
"Well, I won't bother you. Go on! Tang Song smiled strangely.
The charter lady said: "It's okay, it's okay, we can continue at any time, anyway, this night is very long." β
Tang Song was sweating wildly in his heart, this is okay, her husband is in good health?
"What else do you need, I have everything here!" The charter lady became more generous. Looking at it like that, if Tang Song said that she needed herself, she would also pat her chest and say--I'll give you for free, and I will love you as much as she wants!
"No need!"
Tang Song left in a hurry!
When he came to Murong Shuying's room, Murong Shuying was standing in the center of the room, looking around with a vigilant look.
Obviously, she was observing when and where Xiaoqiang's kind appeared?
"Let's change into clothes first! If you catch a cold, you're in trouble! Handing the borrowed shirt to Murong Shuying, Tang Song smiled at her, closed the door of the room, and returned to his room.
As soon as he returned to the room, Tang Song saw Guo Shaonian's strange expression, and as for what was strange, he couldn't say for sure.
"Old Guo, haven't slept yet?"
Guo Shaonian said: "Let's sleep later." Tang Song, let me discuss something with you? β
"What's the matter?" Tang Song raised his eyelids and stared at Guo Shaonian in a daze.
"Shuying is afraid of cockroaches, and this is a place where cockroaches often appear. If there is no one to accompany her, I am afraid that she will not be able to sleep well at night......" Guo Shaonian said a lot.
Tang Song finally understood when he heard it, "Old Guo, do you want to say, let her come with us?" β
I'm going to go, this Guo Shaonian is too - let yourself be impressed!
Hearing this, Guo Shaonian immediately coughed dryly.
"Tang Song, what are you talking nonsense. I mean, let you go and accompany him! β
"I'm going to accompany him?" Tang Song smiled, "Old Guo, the charter wife doesn't know the truth, don't you know, we are not real boyfriend and girlfriend, is it appropriate to live in the same room on this big night?" In the future, let me - how to find a girlfriend? β
Guo Shaonian is so angry, this guy is quite capable of acting, he said it so clearly, he is still so stubborn, can he not be a man?
Guo Shaonian was very suspicious, and had to look at Tang and Song with even more strange eyes.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" Tang Song hated this kind of look very much.
"Let me ask you, should you help others when they are in trouble?" Guo Shaonian became serious.
"Should!"
"Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong know each other and are very good friends. One time the two were on a business trip, it was a stormy night, and Xiaohong had been afraid of such nights since she was a child. She clasped her hands on her knees in bed like a frightened bird until late at night. As a result, because a strong wind blew several unidentified objects to the window, Xiaohong was highly nervous and sent to a psychiatric hospital the next day. You said, Xiao Ming, who lives next door, knew that in this case, he didn't go to accompany Xiaohong, is it better than humans and animals? β
Guo Shao began to give lectures.
Tang Song nodded, "He is indeed inferior to humans and animals, if he goes, then Xiaohong will not enter a mental hospital." β
Speaking of which, Tang Song suddenly figured out something. Damn, this old guy dares to scold Huai!
But it's right to think about it, if something goes wrong at night, this Murong Shuying is really frightened, then he must be the target of condemnation. After returning to the magic capital, Wei Zhengyi had to scold himself to death.
That's it, that's all I can do!
"Okay, I'll go!" Tang Song then turned around and left the room.
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