"I am an ordinary tourist from China, I just arrived in your island country the day before yesterday, there is no problem, and the attitude of the people of the island country is also very normal. But since yesterday, I have wondered why so many island people look at me strangely!

I always thought that I didn't understand the customs and committed your taboo!

But after thinking about it and checking some information, I feel that there is nothing wrong with my behavior at all!

Today, I really couldn't stand it, so I went to investigate, relying on my strong body, and threatened a little victim to know that this is really the case!

Fight? Fight your sister's battle!

I don't know what other people are like, but I can tell you why I came to the island.

Originally, I was planning to travel here a week later, but the reason why I came early was to see Ye Yu crush your island writers!

As for who Ye Yu is, I can also tell you.

He is a genius writer in our China, no, it should be said that he is a genius among geniuses!

He wrote a pure love novel and submitted it to the "Island Country Pure Love Novel Award" of your island country, and declared that he would conquer your island country with pure love novels.

When such an incident happened, as a fan, I naturally had to advance the travel time, and I came to your island country the day before yesterday.

At the award ceremony on November 1st, I will come to see how Ye Yu crushes your island country writers!

Above, done. ”

Soon, I received various replies in Chinese and island language, because in a large number of island language posts, this Chinese post is too conspicuous!

Island Mandarin: "If any of you know Chinese, please translate it, thank you." ”

Island language: "According to the literal meaning of the title, translated into our island language, it probably means that the landlord wants to fight with your sister." I don't know the specific content very well.,The Chinese learned in school are all classical Chinese.,The landlord uses vernacular.,It's too long.,And it's simplified.,I don't understand it very well.。 ”

Island Language: "Want to fight with my sister? Eight Ga Ya Road! The Chinese people deceive people too much! Ahhh I'm going to kill you! ”

Chinese: "Hey, is the landlord like this!" Brother, too! No matter where I go, I feel that other people look at my brother's eyes strangely, and the little sister at the front desk of the hotel is still very afraid of my brother's appearance! Brother is on the day, my brother has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and the jade tree is in the wind, so he shouldn't have this kind of treatment! Only after many inquiries did you find out what was going on! That deputy moderator named Aoi Murata is so good at imagining! Brother took ......."

Island Mandarin: "The soul is light! Do the Chinese people look down on our island people? Want to 'fight' with my sister? Bet on the dignity of bushido, and I'm going to duel with you! ”

Chinese: "The landlord is only a week in advance, but I am even earlier." Originally, I planned to travel to the island country during the New Year's Day holiday, but now there is such a thing, as a fan of Ye Yu, I will naturally come now! Although there is no money to come again on New Year's Day, it's okay, it's all tourism anyway, but the time is just advanced. Our company is very leisurely, and it is very easy to ask for leave. ”

Island country: "It seems that the Chinese people are really going to fight, and even, they have taken a fancy to the women of our island country!" Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to defend your family and country, and to defend the important people around you! Long live the island nation! ”

Chinese: "233!! I'm laughing to death, the people of this archipelago think that the title of the landlord means that he wants to 'fight' with his sister, and justice is indignant! No, let me laugh a little longer, I'm so tired and out of breath! 233！！！ ”

Chinese: "Our company is always a fan of Ye Yu, for this incident, he specially advanced the company's New Year's Day travel plan, the entire company nearly 100 people came, many with their families, a team of hundreds of people, simply mighty!" By the way, our Chinese is broad and profound, and these island people can't understand it! Seeing them like this, my colleagues and I laughed......"

Island Guowen: "The Chinese people are really too deceitful!" Before I started fighting, I actually started to covet the women of our island country! Soul light! It's really a bunch of souls! Want to go to war with my sister? is so arrogant to post such a post in an island country! Ahhh Eight Ga Ya Road! Huaxia, if you're a man, duel with me! ”

Island Guowen: "Huaxia, you're too arrogant, aren't you?" This is the largest forum in our island nation! To provoke here, to say such things? Don't think that we island people are easy to bully! When it comes to fighting, we don't know who will win and who will lose! ”

Chinese: "A lot of people have advanced their travel plans!" It seems that because of Ye Yu's incident, in the next few months, the potential of our Chinese people to travel to the island country has been overdrawn. In the next few months, the island country is afraid to usher in a tourism trough! Of course, brother didn't plan his trip in advance. Brother has money, came to the island country to support Ye Yu, and watched him crush the island country writers with his own eyes. Rich, that's how capricious! ”

Island Kuniwen: "It seems that Murata-kun is right, war is really coming!" The Chinese people have begun to think about dominating the women of our island country. As an island man, as an island man, I will never allow such a thing to happen! The women of our island country are protected by the men of our island country! ”

Island Language: "War! War! The Chinese people are too arrogant, give them some color and see! The women of our island country are protected by the men of our island country! ”

Chinese: "Can you island people stop laughing?" After the tour guide translated your words, the whole group of us laughed so hard that my stomach hurt! ”

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Island Mandarin: "The one on the second floor, the title of the landlord does not mean this. 'Your sister' is a modifier in Huaxia Internet language, not your sister's meaning. This is a usage that has only emerged on the Internet in recent years, and it is not available in Chinese teaching in our island countries. What the landlord meant was that the Chinese did not mean to attack our island country. As a result, because of your translation, our island people are full of righteous indignation, and many Chinese people are watching the jokes of our island people...... Alas, forget it, I'll start a new post and translate all the speeches of the Chinese people in this post. After reading it, you will know what happened to those 400,000 tourists. ”

Finally, the real Huaxia Tong appeared.

Although there are Chinese characters in the island language, the de-Chinese characters in the island countries are becoming more and more serious, newspapers, magazines, TV subtitles, and many occasions use hiragana and katakana instead of Chinese characters, and the level of Chinese characters of the island people is declining day by day, and some people in the younger generation can not even recognize the commonly used Chinese characters.

In addition, the learning of Chinese characters by island people is mainly focused on classical Chinese, and they do not understand much vernacular Chinese, and can only understand some of these Chinese characters or words, not to mention Internet terms such as "your sister", which have only emerged in recent years.

Soon, a new post in island language appeared, which was the content of the post and the reply translated by this Huaxia Tong.

And all the netizens of the island country who heard the news also knew why the 400,000 suddenly extra tourists came after reading the post.

As a result, almost all online island country netizens are messy.

Chinese ...... Just watching the jokes of our islanders? Soul light! It's a shame!

The guy on the 2nd floor who didn't know how to pretend to understand and translated indiscriminately immediately sent me to apologize for my seppuku!

Ah, no, that's not the point.

The key point is - are Chinese people so crazy chasing stars?

In order to see a star, uh, no, to be precise, a writer, in order to see him win the championship, you actually advanced your travel plans?

It's okay to be one or two weeks in advance, what kind of trouble are those who are a month or two months in advance?

From January 1st to November 1st, it's been two months! Are the Chinese people so capricious?!

There are a few of the most outrageous, I originally planned to come to our island country in March and April next year to watch the cherry blossom festival!

Although cherry blossoms originated in your China, they are the most prosperous in our island country!

Do you still want to see the cherry blossom festival?

As for the part that is not to advance the travel plan, but to simply watch the game, and the local tyrants who travel by the way, the island people ignore it - just like the Chinese man said, there is money, and he is so capricious!

This principle is common in all countries.

In addition, the Chinese man named Ye Yu is too arrogant, right?

Your pure love novels in China have not been very good, and a guy suddenly appeared and actually said wildly, claiming to win the championship in the "Island Country Pure Love Novel Awards" and crush many island country masters?

And, the point is - so many people believe it!

Is this Chinese man named Ye Yu a god stick?

"Gentlemen, does anyone know this Chinese man named Ye Yu? 》

Finally, some people in island countries couldn't help but post and ask.

All the people of the island country didn't know, but soon some Chinese people broke out Ye Yu's information one after another.

After reading the information, the island people are even more messy.

18 years old, senior in high school.

has only debuted for two months and has tens of millions of fans.

Classic ancient poems are at your fingertips.

How classic is it? No worse than the top part of the ancient poems in Chinese history!

Although the relationship between the island country and China is not good, it can be said that the island country is the country that understands Chinese culture in the world, except for China itself.

In the history of China, Tang poetry, Song poetry, Yuan song, Ming and Qing novels, that is to say, the peak of poetry was in the Tang and Song dynasties, and after that, the creation of ancient poetry has been mediocre, so far more than 700 years, the classics are pitiful.

And this Chinese man named Ye Yu actually came to it?

A copy of "The Days of Living with a Flight Attendant" increased the flow of the scarf by three percent?

The exam essay actually wrote a short story of the international top level?

Two novels were serialized in the Metropolis Newspaper, and the Metropolis Newspaper has now doubled its sales and is about to become a national newspaper?

One of them, "Trial", actually sparked a social discussion in the whole of China?

Recognized as the "future literary leader" of China by the three top writers of China?

Moreover, this guy can actually write songs and sing?

Not a bad song, but a super classic song?

Campus folk, rock, lyrical, whatever?

My God, this is what this Chinese man named Ye Yu did in two months?

Our island nation...... Is there such a character?