My wife is an earth fairy

Text/polarisa

Wu Yugang was a little angry, pointed at him, but couldn't speak, hurriedly rushed to the window, opened the window and looked down, there was no trace of jumping downstairs. Wu Yugang's anger dissipated, his face turned gloomy again, and he said softly: "You lied to me." ”

Cheng Yunhai shook his head: "I didn't do anything, let it be, I just didn't expect that your first stage was still in the embryonic stage, and it had just begun." ”

When the two of them were cultivating just now, Cheng Yunhai could see Zhang Lei's past, and Zhang Lei could also see him. Zhang Lei returned to life at Liaoda because her mother's illness was full of suffering and sorrow, but everything passed. When he saw the recent interactions with Wu Yugang, Cheng Yunhai couldn't cry or laugh, the relationship between the two was just a familiar stranger, they never opened their hearts, and they didn't have substantive exchanges, and they weren't even real friends.

"Go with the flow, roll your way, roll your bud!" Wu Yugang got into his bed, put his face on the quilt, and said angrily: "You are responsible!" Cheng Yunhai replied "um", and Wu Yugang said again: "And me." ”

"And you?" Cheng Yunhai asked in surprise.

"Of course I am!" Wu Yugang shouted angrily: "You made my wife fly, don't you need to be responsible?!" You have to compensate! ”

Wu Yugang's face continued to lie in the quilt, and he continued to speak angrily: "When I was in high school, I only knew how to study hard, and where did I know how to fall in love." Once, while cleaning, I was wiping the blackboard, and when I was finishing, I was about to throw the blackboard eraser onto the podium, when I ran into a note under the girl who was walking by. I was thrilled for a long time. ”

"What? Musical notes? Cheng Yunhai was surprised.

Wu Yugang's voice was a little shy: "That's where, right above the place where women give birth, it's like a place with small steamed buns." ”

"Oh, notes, oh, got it!" Cheng Yunhai suddenly realized.

"No repetition! The first to come across c

In those days, whenever I had time, I would think about the back of my hand, and I actually touched the girl's note, so excited, so comfortable, so I would take the initiative to wipe the blackboard every evening, but unfortunately I never encountered it again. ”

Cheng Yunhai's face was really dark, and he said depressedly: "You are really a god!" actually knows how to wait for the rabbit. ”

Wu Yugang laughed sullenly for a while, and then said: "As a result, this incident left a shadow on me, every time I look at a girl, the first glance always stops at her notes." When you stand with a girl, you will have an expectation in your heart, expecting that your hand will touch the girl's plump notes. ”

Cheng Yunhai looked at Wu Yugang dumbfounded, and finally couldn't help but stand up and punch him hard at his plump ass. Wu Yugang jumped out of bed in pain, and shouted, "What are you doing?!" ”

"What's wrong? Beat you! Beat you guy who thinks about musical notes all day! With such a bad mentality, how did you get into college. Cheng Yunhai was a little annoyed.

Wu Yugang lowered his head shyly: "What's the matter, I'm just thinking about it, it's not a psychopath, it's just a teenager's dream!" Cheng Yunhai hated iron and scolded: "But you also have to think of beautiful things, notes and notes all day long, if you continue like this, you will really become a psychopath!" ”

Cheng Yunhai asked super depressedly: "When you and Zhang Lei fell in love, was it the same?" ”

Wu Yugang raised his head from the quilt, couldn't help but look at Cheng Yunhai, saw his depressed appearance, and laughed happily, as if it was not him who was injured just now: "Hehe, haha, hehe, haha, uh, don't fight, I said, I said!" Wu Yugang said distressedly: "Well, when I was with Zhang Lei, I always thought that I was inattentive to talking, and no matter what I did, I was careless. Where does she know, I've been wondering...... Yes! Boss, don't hit, don't hit, it's not a note, it's not a note now! It's the appearance, it's the appearance! I wondered all day long, why would such a beautiful girl be willing to date me? The light is intoxicated, how can I think about anything else, so it has always been in the first stage, and I can't go on. ”

Cheng Yunhai looked at this strange figure speechlessly, and shook his head: "What happened later?" I'm talking about high school. ”

Wu Yugang raised his face wandering in the good memories: "Later? Later, I found out that the girl was a day student, and she had to go home for dinner every day at noon and evening, so I ran to the school gate to see her every afternoon and evening when I was about to go to class. ”

Wu Yugang's parents are both high school teachers, and lunch is eaten in his parents' subject teaching and research department, so he doesn't need to go home. The timing and frequency of meals, as with those in residential areas, usually return to faculty very early. Cheng Yunhai's home is far away from the school, although he does not live in the school, he also eats in the school cafeteria.

Cheng Yunhai suddenly remembered Wu Yugang's peculiar trajectory in the three years of high school, when he always said to go to the toilet before class, and ran away in a hurry without asking him if he was going, it turned out that this child had been playing emotional games.

"Huh? That little girl, it seems that in addition to touching the notes, it seems that you are not very familiar with it, and you are blocking people at the door, won't you be disgusted? ”

What remained on Wu Yugang's face was an idiotic smile: "Where is it?" ”

"Oh? No way? Are you still familiar with that little girl? Cheng Yunhai suddenly felt very suspicious.

"His father was also a teacher and was in the same department as my father." Wu Yugang smiled, smiling so innocently.

"Oh, can you talk?" Cheng Yunhai looked a little gossipy.

"No, we haven't spoken." Wu Yugang looked a little depressed.

"Huh? Didn't you just say that your fathers were in the same room? Isn't that a regular meal together? ”

"Where, she and her father don't eat at school, they have to go home to eat every time, or how can I wait for her at the school gate."

"Are you familiar with each other? How can you block people if you are not familiar? ”

"Not very familiar, not unfamiliar. However, I don't dare to approach anyone who is blocking people's houses from a distance. ”

"Huh? You won't always be unrequited, will you? Cheng Yunhai's face was anxious and depressed.

"Not exactly. At first, every time I stood in the doorway, she never noticed. Later, I finally found out, so every time I came to school, I walked and looked for it, and when I saw which tree I was hiding in, I smiled happily when I found it. Wu Yugang's face was full of happiness and nostalgia.