Chapter 368: Who is more stupid than Maitreya
Coming out of the hotel where Gao Yinghui was, Lu Xiao finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although something very embarrassing happened yesterday, Lu Xiao still successfully put a few strands of Gao Jie's hair into his arms.
Because Gao Yinghui's time was relatively tight, Lu Xiao changed his usual habit of sleeping until three o'clock in the morning, and sent her over early in the morning.
Seeing Gao Yinghui's excited appearance when she took over Gao Jie's hair, Lu Xiao's heart was also greatly satisfied.
Furun Gongrun holds the volume of transportation and the country runs to Keyunge: "The thing is done?" ”
Lu Xiao returned to the car that had been waiting for him, and Lan Keer, who was eating potato chips with Zhang Tingting, asked casually.
The person headed by the man who was running in the direction the man was pointing in looked in the direction that the man was pointing to, and his eyes also burst out with a brilliant light, because he saw three men and two women walking in from the door.
In addition to the two daughters, in this modified white super-large RV, Yin Shenfu and Maitreya are also seated.
Lin Shuang and Gao Jie had to deal with their own company's affairs, so they didn't come out with Lu Xiao.
Dongfang Buyi received an emergency call from home this morning, and could only leave Jingcheng with reluctance.
As for Lin Lei, he was once again pulled by Lin Shuang to act as a driver.
The compound mother is endowed with rein-transport, and the eye power is moistened, and the amount of noodles is "Hmm! ”
Lu Xiao nodded casually, as for whether Gao Jie is Gao Yinghui's biological daughter, he just needs to wait quietly for the DNA test results.
"Lu Lang! You are so active in helping that middle-aged beauty named Gao Yinghui, you can't fall in love with her, right? Or else she fell in love with the secretary next to her? ”
Lu Xiao had just sat in the car, and Lan Ke'er leaned in like a catfish, teasing without a door.
Carved running gong to give the test results, close the eyes, and hold the amount of "Oh! ”
Maitreya and Yin Shenfu, who were playing chess, let out a direct sigh, and their faces showed an expression like this.
Only Zhang Tingting knew that it was Lan Keer's nonsense, but after listening to Lan Keer's words, her frequency of eating potato chips also fluctuated for a short time.
Lu Xiao looked at Maitreya who was full of pleading, pondered for a while, and said to Yin Shenfu very seriously: "Maitreya is not stupid. ”
"First, I'm not your Lu Lang! Second, don't chase after the wind! ”
Lu Xiao glared at Lan Ke'er angrily.
Holding the side to raise and run, and the generation of the carved eye, the fruit "woo! Lu Lang, you forget my old love when you have a new love, Lu Lang, I hate you! ”
Lan Ke'er cried with grievances on her face.
"I won't take you to the amusement park if I cry again!"
Lu Xiao said coldly.
After listening to Lu Xiao's words, Lan Ke'er instantly returned to the smiling appearance she had just faced, picked up the raisins on the RV table and chewed them heavily.
Zhang Tingting secretly escaped from home in order to avoid Xuanyuan Ping's forced marriage, and has been working hard outside independently and hard in the past few years.
Lan Keer has always stayed in southern Xinjiang and rarely experienced the ordinary life of an ordinary girl.
So when everyone went out with Lu Xiao and asked them where they wanted to go, the two girls in the flower season coincidentally chose an amusement park that they had never had the opportunity to go to.
The question Uncle asked himself was, is there anyone in this world who is more stupid than himself?
If you answer no, don't you say that you are the stupidest person in the world?
Seeing that the two young girls had never even been to the amusement park for their own reasons, Lu Xiao and Maitreya and the others suddenly had a sour feeling in their hearts, so they immediately agreed to the proposal of the two people.
Seeing Lan Ke'er change from a sad and crying girl to a sunny girl in an instant, Lu Xiao shook her head helplessly.
The examiner's mother holds the fruit and runs the fruit of the eye, and the amount of compound fruit is "Uncle Shi!" I'm an honest person, I don't chase after the wind, you tell me why you are so proactive? ”
Maitreya saw that Lan Ke'er didn't ask, but he said in a timely manner.
"What? You want me to help you lose weight? ”
Lu Xiao looked at Maitreya playfully, his eyes couldn't stop looking at the fat on his body.
When he heard the word weight loss, Maitreya instantly looked at his nose and nose, and continued to play chess with Yin Shenfu concentratingly, and Yin Shenfu was full of contempt for Maitreya.
"Look, look!" Uncle Shi still understands me! ”
Hearing Lu Xiao speak for him, Maitreya said triumphantly.
"Maitreya! To be a man is to be persistent, saying that if you want to gossip about Lu Xiao, you must gossip to the end, you should have the will to break the casserole and ask to the end. ”
Yin Shenfu said to Maitreya earnestly.
Looking at Yin Shenfu with a serious face, Maitreya was very puzzled: "Why don't you ask?" ”
"Am I not stupid?"
Yin Shenfu said as a matter of course.
Listening to Yin Shenfu's righteous words, Furun Gong Run Kaoti Pi engraved Fang Gong Run held Yun Pi Maitreya nodded instinctively, but the next moment he reacted and yelled at Yin Shenfu: "Are you calling me stupid?" ”
"That's not what I said, it's what you think."
Yin Shenfu nodded very seriously.
One is a world-famous master of feng shui metaphysics, one is a master disciple of seeking fate, and the other is the only heir of the Yin family of Huaguo.
Three young men in their early twenties with extraordinary identities were afraid of riding a roller coaster, if this matter was known to others, they didn't know how they would ridicule Lu Xiao and them!
Furun Lirun Kaotipi "Uncle Shi!" Yin Shenfu, he bullied me! ”
Maitreya looked at Lu Xiao, who was eating popsicles, with a face full of grievances, and asked him for help.
Lu Xiao looked at Maitreya with a pleading face, pondered for a while, and said to Yin Shenfu very seriously: "Maitreya is not stupid. ”
Kaorun Yangfu Fu Tige Fu Run Guo Fu Ke Tipi "Look at you!" Uncle Shi still understands me! ”
Hearing Lu Xiao speak for him, Maitreya said triumphantly.
"But! No one in this world who is stupider than him has yet to be found. ”
Lu Xiao added again.
The compound mother is a combination of the formula and the formula of the Gong prescription test and the generation of "Giggles!" ”
Hefang Gongfang test generation by generation: "Okay! Since you think so, how about we do a test? ”
Lu Xiao proposed.
"Haha!"
Kao Ran Guo Run Ke Ti Pi Zhi Runli ran Fu Ti Dai looked at Lu Xiao with a serious appearance, but what he said continued to ridicule Maitreya, and everyone laughed.
Saying that Maitreya is not stupid, and saying that there is no one in this world who is more stupid than Maitreya, from the perspective of comparison, doesn't it mean that Maitreya is the stupidest!
"Uncle Shi! Speak with a drop of conscience! How am I the stupidest person in the world? ”
Maitreya immediately retorted.
Lu Xiao habitually touched his chin, and those who knew him knew that every time Lu Xiao touched his chin, someone would be unlucky.
"What? Do you have any doubts about my words? ”
It was Lu Xiao and his entourage of five people who walked into the amusement park, and in the process of ridiculing Maitreya in the car, they finally came to the amusement park in Jingcheng.
It's still in the prime time of summer, although today is not a weekend, but there are still a lot of visitors in the amusement park, most of them are parents with children who are about to start school, and there are some couples and classmates who haven't seen each other during the holiday.
"Of course!" I'm not the stupidest! ”
Maitreya swore and said.
"Good! Since you think so, how about we do a test? ”
Lu Xiao proposed.
Holding Fang Lirun, holding Guoge and carving Guo Runfu, everyone heard that Lu Xiao was going to test Maitreya, and they were all ready to see the lively echo.
"Okay, uncle, come on! I'd like to see what the end result is. ”
Maitreya thought that the test Lu Xiao said was a test question made by a world-famous psychological expert, so he said to Lu Xiao very confidently.
Looking at Maitreya's confident appearance, Lu Xiao raised a subtle smile at the corner of his mouth, and said indifferently to Maitreya: "Okay!" So we're ready to start, the way the test is very simple, I say a few questions, you can only answer yes or no, and you have to answer it in a second, understand? ”
Hefu Mother Ran out of Gao Yinghui's hotel, and Lu Xiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"No problem, Uncle Shi, just ask!"
Maitreya looked at Lu Xiao very intently, looking like I must be a genius.
Maitreya's serious appearance alone has already made Yin Shenfu, Zhang Tingting and Lan Keer feel very funny.
"Since you're ready, let's start now." Is there a bigger number in the world? ”
"Yes!"
The mother's eye test fruit test Fang mother test Yun Pi Maitreya reacted very quickly, and the answer was very accurate.
"Is there a number compared to the top ten?"
Listening to the word weight loss, Maitreya instantly looked at his nose and nose, and continued to play chess with Yin Shenfu concentrating, and Yin Shenfu was full of contempt for Maitreya.
"Yes!" ”
"Is there a number bigger than a hundred?"
The test side Gong Run, the combination of the horses, the mother run, the test horses, "Yes!" ”
"Is there anyone more stupid than you?"
"Of course not!" Uncle Shi, your question of test reaction speed is useless to me, hehe! ”
Maitreya said very slyly.
Holding the Fang Gong Fang Fu Ti Dai "Look at you! Uncle Shi still understands me! ”
Hearing Lu Xiao speak for him, Maitreya said triumphantly.
In his opinion, Lu Xiao's trick is simply to test people's reaction ability, first ask some simple questions, so that people can easily answer.
When the person answering the question is used to it, and suddenly there is a twist, and if the person can't react, of course he loses.
But before Maitreya could be proud for a while, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.
The question Uncle asked himself was, is there anyone in this world who is more stupid than himself?
If you answer no, don't you say that you are the stupidest person in the world?
In the eyes of the body, he is endowed with a follow-up running power and running to test the amount of luck, "Poof!" ”
Zhang Tingting, who finally reacted, sprayed Yin Shenfu all over his face with a mouthful of juice, and Yin Shenfu seemed to feel the same at all, laughing there.
As for Lan Ke'er, she couldn't straighten up with a smile, and the whole person was lying on Zhang Tingting's back and twitching.
"Hey!"
Lu Xiao sighed, gently patted Maitreya's shoulder and said softly, "Mourn!" That's how your IQ is in this life. ”
In his opinion, Lu Xiao's trick is simply to test people's reaction ability, and first ask some simple questions, so that people can easily answer them.
When the person answering the question is used to it, and suddenly there is a twist, and if the person can't react, of course he loses.
Kaofu Yang ran Ke Guoge Maitreya was full of black lines, and he wanted to cry without tears...... "Brother Zhang! Why do you think the second young master has to come to the amusement park? ”
In the amusement park in Jingcheng, four or five middle-aged men dressed in black were standing at the door chatting.
Furun National Run Fruit Measurement Eye-catching Nourishment and Compound Face Generation "Why?" Have you forgotten our second young master's unique interests? ”
The man, who was obviously the leader, said casually while looking at the people who came in from the entrance of the amusement park.
"Hey! I really don't know what the second young master thinks, it's not cool to let a woman with such a good figure go, but I like the kind of flower bones that are thirteen or fourteen years old, and they haven't grown yet, what's the point? ”
The man who was chatting with Brother Zhang said casually.
The compound country side carved the fruit grid compound formula to raise the prescription test and the quantity: "You don't want to die." ”
The man called Brother Zhang hurriedly came over to cover the man's mouth, and said to him with a worried face: "Have you forgotten how Xiao Liu and Xiao Wu are gone?" ”
The compound formula test is "good!" Since you think so, how about we do a test? ”
Lu Xiao proposed.
Listening to Brother Zhang's words, the slightly younger man's face turned pale instantly, and he looked at Brother Zhang with gratitude and apology.
Suddenly, the man's eyes lit up when he looked at the entrance of the amusement park, and he pointed to the front and said excitedly to Brother Zhang: "Brother Zhang! You see. ”
The man headed by Ketig looked in the direction the man was pointing, and his eyes also burst out with a brilliant light, because he saw three men and two women walking in through the door.
It was Lu Xiao and his entourage of five people who walked into the amusement park, and in the process of ridiculing Maitreya in the car, they finally came to the amusement park in Jingcheng.
It's still in the prime time of summer, although today is not a weekend, but there are still a lot of visitors in the amusement park, most of them are parents with children who are about to start school, and there are some couples and classmates who haven't seen each other during the holiday.
Test the mother side of the carved fruit to hold the mother to run the test "Brother Lu!" I'm going to ride a roller coaster, and I'm going to ride the highest freefall in Asia, and I'm going to ride the dragon out to sea......"
When everyone walked into the amusement park, Lan Keer couldn't wait to play the most exciting entertainment.
"Brother Lu! I want to ride the big pendulum, the fastest one, and the endless starry sky tunnel......"
Zhang Tingting, who is on the other side of Lu Xiao, is also full of exciting game projects from little stars.
"This is not what I said, you think so." ”
Yin Shenfu nodded very seriously.
The two girls who held the Fuguo Eye Fuyun generation were extremely excited to enter the amusement park, but the faces of Lu Xiao, Maitreya and Yin Shenfu were not very good.
For the three big men, they are not afraid of fighting bloody battles with the enemy, but they are riding a game like a roller coaster!
Hehe...... "Woo! It's exciting! Ha ha! ”
The test running mother is given a complex face, and the eyes are raised, and the repetition is "so cool!" Brother Lu, you are also with you! ”
After riding the roller coaster with the fastest speed and the steepest curve in Asia three times, Zhang Tingting and Lan Keer were still extremely excited to prepare for the fourth time, and warmly invited Lu Xiao and the others who were standing below waiting for them.
After running and raising Fang Hemian in the compound eyes, Zhong Heyunge looked at Lu Xiao and the three of them, all of them sat on the chairs next to the game facilities with pale faces, and their stomachs were still turning over and over.
"Of course not!" Uncle Shi, your question of test reaction speed is useless to me, hehe! ”
Maitreya said very slyly.
One is a world-famous master of feng shui metaphysics, one is a master disciple seeking fate, and the other is the sole heir of the Yin family of Huaguo.
Three young men in their early twenties with extraordinary identities were afraid of riding a roller coaster, if this matter was known to others, they didn't know how they would ridicule Lu Xiao and them!
Herun Guofang holds the amount of "Uncle Shi!" Look how happy the two of them are! Go and accompany them! ”
Maitreya, who was pale, suggested Lu Xiaodao very seriously.
"The Buddha said that Maitreya is not as good as hell, who goes to hell, I think it is better to go to Maitreya!"
Lu Xiao's legs and stomach are still a little weak now!
He won't go up!
Just when the two of them recommended each other to accompany Zhang Tingting and others on the roller coaster, a man's friendly voice suddenly came from next to them.
"May I sit here, please?"
Herun Gongfu Compound Lifting Amount Lu Xiao returned to the car that had been waiting for him, and Lan Keer, who was eating potato chips with Zhang Tingting, asked casually.