Chapter 271: Let's talk about it first
"You ......" has nothing to say, you can't sit like this all the time, it will only be more embarrassing, it's because both of you are thinking about the topic at the same time, but you don't want to think about the topic at the same time, and you bump into each other as soon as you open your mouth.
Yang Mu smiled: "You can say it first." ”
Yang Yesheng was willing to say it first, and said with a smile: "Lady first, you should say it first." ”
Yang Mu was also not polite, and said with a smile: "Your acupuncture effect yesterday was really good, not only did I get rid of yesterday's fatigue, but this morning, I felt that I had the spirit and strength that I had never had before, and now let me climb Mount Tai, and I can definitely go up in one breath." ”
"Yes, that's great, I finally didn't embarrass myself in front of Miss Yang."
Yang Mu smiled: "Don't be so polite, just call me Yang Mu." ”
Yang Yesheng nodded and said, "That's okay, you can also call me Ye Sheng, Mr. Yi, Miss Yi, I also feel awkward." ”
After changing their names in this way, both of them felt that the distance had been shortened a lot at once, and Yang Mu asked: "Ye Sheng, your medical skills are so good, why don't you develop in that area, if you want, it is estimated that you will soon be famous in the Spirit Kingdom." ”
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, I don't want to be a pig, I will be slaughtered sooner or later." ”
Uh......, Yang Yesheng said this, and immediately regretted it, I can't wait to slap myself hard, and scold myself secretly, Yang Yesheng, don't talk nonsense if you can't speak, aren't you scolding Yang Mu for being a pig.
Yang Yesheng's words, Yang Mu couldn't go down at all, so he could only blush and not speak, secretly thinking, why is this guy so unable to speak, and scolding people is not so obvious.
"I'm sorry, Yang Mu, I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that you were a pig, in fact, I was a pig, don't be angry." Yang Yesheng saw Yang Mu's face was slightly angry, and secretly screamed in his heart, so he hurriedly explained.
"Flutter", Yang Mu couldn't help but laugh, and laughed out loud: "How can people be angry, it's just that you can't speak too much." ”
"Yes, yes, I'm a pig, of course I can't speak." Seeing that Yang Mu was not angry, Yang Yesheng also breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, the doorbell rang, Yang Mu's expression changed, and before he could stand up, Yang Yesheng had already stood up, and said while walking quickly towards the door: "I'll go and help you get it, which can be regarded as a punishment for saying the wrong thing to me." ”
"No, I really don't need to ......" Yang Mu was in a hurry and hurriedly shouted, but it was already late, Yang Yesheng had already come to the door and opened the door.
Of course, the waiter knew Yang Yesheng, was stunned for a moment, shouted "Mr. Yang", hesitated, and handed the bag in his hand to Yang Yesheng's outstretched hand.
Yang Mu blushed and shook his head and said: "I went to several big hospitals, and those doctors also prescribed me a lot of medicines, and once I was hospitalized for a few days, but it didn't work, and those doctors said that my menstrual irregularities are related to my physique, and they can't be cured, so I can only take medicine for a long time, maybe it's possible." ”
"." Yang Yesheng heard this, and couldn't help but scold, "Those bullshit quacks, long-term medication, it's just possible, they are definitely liars, Yang Mu, you don't have to worry, I will take care of it and cure your disease." ”
Yang Mu was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Thank you, Ye Sheng." ”
"What's polite, I should thank you for it, with you as the spokesperson of our pretty women's super cosmetics, our products will definitely sell well."
Yang Mu smiled slightly, twisted his body twice, stood up and said, "I'm sorry, Ye Sheng, you sit down first, I'll wash my face, and then we'll go to your company to have a look." ”
"Whatever, whatever." Yang Yesheng nodded, and saw Yang Mu reach out and take the sanitary napkin in his hand, knowing that she was going to pad the sanitary napkin, so he picked up the remote control and watched TV.
Yang Yesheng followed Yang Mu's gaze, but saw a small blood clot the size of a thumbnail at Yang Mu's feet, he was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed, and he blurted out: "The Seven Absolute Imperial Concubines are absolutely ill." ”
When Yang Mu heard this, he was shocked, and asked in a trembling voice: "You... Do you recognize this disease? ”
Yang Yesheng didn't care to admire Yang Mu's almost perfect body, nodded with a heavy face, and said, "Yes, moreover, in the whole world, maybe only I know this disease." ”
"This ......" Yang Mu wanted to ask again, but saw Yang Yesheng wave his hand and said, "You take a bath first, I'll wait for you outside, and I'll tell you in detail about this disease in a while." With that, Yang Yesheng's gaze quickly swept over Yang Mu, turned around and exited the bathroom.
"The Seven Absolute Imperial Concubines are absolutely ill." Just by hearing the name, I knew that this disease was not a small disease, where could Yang Mu take a careful bath, hurriedly dried his body with a towel, and came out in his pajamas, but saw Yang Yesheng sitting on the bed smoking a cigarette, his face was extremely solemn.
Seeing Yang Mu come out, Yang Yesheng pointed to the bed and said, "Sit down, I didn't expect you to get this kind of disease, but fortunately, you met me, otherwise, at most, there would be no Yang Mu in the entertainment industry for more than a month." ”
Yang Mu's heart was shocked when she heard this, there is no longer such a person as Yang Mu in the entertainment industry, what does this mean, doesn't this mean that she Yang Mu only has more than a month to live at most.
Yang Mu lowered his head and walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, Yang Yesheng said again: "Maybe you will think that my words are a bit alarmist, so let's not say it first, let me tell me, let me tell you about the symptoms of your disease, you compare it with your own situation, if what I say is completely correct, you will believe me, otherwise, you will be a fart if I say it." ”
If it was in normal times, Yang Mu would definitely "flutter" and laugh out loud, what "you just take my words as a fart", a vulgar joke, but it is very funny, but now Yang Mu is not in the mood, and hurriedly nodded and said: "Okay, you say, I'll listen." ”
Yang Yesheng took another puff of his cigarette, extinguished the cigarette butt in the ashtray, and began to say: "The Seven Absolute Imperial Princesses are absolutely cured, this name should sound like there should be some story, it doesn't matter, if you want to hear it, I will tell you slowly in the future, now I will talk about your illness first." This disease was almost a terminal disease in ancient times, and the cure rate was extremely low, and a thousand people may not be able to cure one, which is equivalent to today's cancer, or even worse than cancer. ”
Yang Muqiao blushed, nodded, did not make a sound, and was afraid and surprised in her heart, what she was afraid of was that the first symptom that Yang Yesheng said was exactly the same, which showed that she was likely to have the Seven Absolute Imperial Concubines who Yang Yesheng said, and the surprise was that since Yang Yesheng knew about this disease, there might really be a way to cure her disease.
Yang Yesheng continued: "In the private part of the body, every time it is cloudy, rainy, or snowy, there will be a feeling of soreness and numbness, and you can't rub it with any hard objects, otherwise, it will be extremely painful and unbearable. ”
"The third symptom is that there is often a feeling of bloating pain in the lower abdomen, especially after eating breakfast, this feeling is particularly obvious, but it will not be every time, depending on the severity of the condition, if the condition is mild, it will be almost every ten days, if the condition is more serious, basically every other day, even every day, I estimate that you should have abdominal distension and pain every day after breakfast, no matter how much you eat, if you don't eat breakfast, the gas pain is more obvious."
Completely correct, although Yang Yesheng just said three symptoms, but it is completely consistent with Yang Mu's situation, now Yang Mu completely believes it, Yang Yesheng really knows this disease, she really has this disease, and she doesn't care to listen to Yang Yesheng continue to introduce the other two symptoms, and hurriedly asked: "Ye Sheng, can you cure this disease?" ”
Yang Yesheng smiled slightly and said, "I really should say that you are indeed very lucky, because in the whole world, only I should be able to cure this disease." ”
Yang Mu had seen Yang Yesheng's god of medical skills, and when he heard this, he didn't have the slightest doubt, and said happily: "Ye Sheng, then you can treat me quickly." "There are forty-nine days left to live, and this thing is not a taste for anyone, who doesn't want to be in a hurry to get cured.
Yang Yesheng said: "Don't worry, since I promised you, I will naturally try my best to treat you, don't panic for a moment, Yang Mu, let me tell you about the treatment method of the Seven Absolute Imperial Princesses." ”
"How is it treated?"
"Five High Acupuncture Treatments."
"Five highs acupuncture treatment?"
Yang Yesheng nodded and said: "During the treatment, you have to take off your clothes, lie on the bed, and I will use five golden needles to pierce your nose, chest, and thumbs of your feet respectively, because when a woman is lying flat, these five places are the five highest points."
, so it is called the Five High Acupuncture Treatment Method. ”
Belch...... This is a bit too difficult to accept, and Yang Mu blushed all of a sudden.
"Why?" Seeing that Yang Yesheng was serious and so firm, Yang Mu also felt very strange.
Yang Yesheng explained: "When I prick five golden needles on your body, your respiratory system will be temporarily cut off, but the pores will all be opened, there are two functions, the first is detoxification, the discharge of a faint blood-red liquid, not water or blood, the second is to take over the respiratory system to unblock the air with the outside world, so if you don't take off your clothes, not only is it not conducive to detoxification, but also will make you have a feeling of suffocation, which may endanger your life." ”
"If you just breathe through your pores and you don't take off your clothes, it doesn't make a difference, especially in the summer, but not in the winter, of course. But after your pores are fully opened, there is also the function of detoxification, which can occupy almost ten of the pores, if you don't take off your clothes, the remaining one of the ten will not be able to meet the normal breathing, and there can be nothing to block it. ”
"That's... How long does it take to heal? As soon as Yang Yesheng explained this, between shyness and life, Yang Mu chose the latter lightly.