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When he returned home, Zhang Xianjin put the money transferred today under the pillow again. Pen%Fun%Pavilion www.biquge.info went out to see the fireworks that Crazy Six bought.

Looking at the piles of fireworks, Zhang Xianjin asked, "Brother, why did you buy so much?" ”

Crazy Six didn't say anything to explain this, but Crazy Six's mother smiled: "Are you all still children, it's not too much to play more during the New Year." Crazy Six: This kid hasn't been so happy in years, hasn't he? ”

Knowing the son Mo Ruomu, the words of the mother of the crazy six illustrate the sadness of the crazy six in the past few years. Zhang Xianjin said with a smile: "Let's find a string of smaller firecrackers, dismantle them and take them outside one by one, right?" ”

Mad Six nodded. took out a string of 200 small firecrackers, tore open the package with a snort, and after dismantling the entire string of firecrackers into his pocket, he walked to the gate with the pet army and set off the firecrackers.

The pet legion was excited, but the firecrackers were still a little scared after they were put away.

Zhang Xianjin lit a cigarette first, took out a small firecracker in his pocket, lit it and threw it out. When I thought about it with a bang, the pet legion except for Sun Wukong was unexpectedly frightened and made a backward crawling action.

Crazy Six also holds a cigarette in one hand and a firecracker in the other, and throws it out after lighting it. and Zhang Xianjin had a lot of fun.

Father Zhang came out to take a look at the situation of setting off firecrackers, and said with a smile: "You two are really walking, like children." Hehe. ”

After looking at it for a while, the pet army understood that it was nothing more than a pop after this firecracker was lit, and it was as simple as that.

The little monkey Sun Wukong is willing to give a demonstration to the pet army. After running to Zhang Xianjian's side, he signaled that he also wanted to set off firecrackers.

In order to satisfy Sun Wukong, Zhang Xianjin put a firecracker on the ground and handed over a cigarette he had just lit to the little monkey's little paw. Next, he grabbed the hindpaw holding the cigarette with his own hand and stretched out to light the firecracker placed on the ground, and after lighting it, he quickly turned around holding the little monkey and dodged the firecracker that exploded.

When the firecrackers made a bang, the little monkey Sun Wukong was excited and didn't know why. In Zhang Xianjian's pocket, he found several firecrackers, all of which were still on the ground, and went up to light them one by one. After lighting it, he quickly turned around and pointed his red round monkey butt at the firecracker, just to listen to the bang.

Watching the Monkey King successfully set off firecrackers, the Monkey King pet army cheered and applauded excitedly.

Xiao Neng Neng walked to the little monkey's side and signaled that he wanted to cooperate with Sun Wukong to set off firecrackers together.

The so-called solo happiness is not as good as public happiness, and the friends of the pet army are very aware of this truth, so the little monkey is very willing to cooperate with Xiao Neng.

The little monkey said to Xiao Nengneng: "Xiao Nengneng, I'll put this firecracker in your paws, and then I'll light it for you, and then you can throw it out like the boss, okay?" ”

Xiao Neng nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and agreed very much with the words of the little monkey Sun Wukong.

So Sun Wukong brought a firecracker and sandwiched it in the paw of Xiao Nengneng's panda, and said: "Nengneng, for the sake of insurance, you throw one first and see if you can throw it out." ”

Xiao Nengneng nodded again, and the firecracker that was caught in the small paw flew out with a slight wave of his claws. After the experiment was successful, Xiao Nengneng and Sun Wukong made a high-five gesture to celebrate.

Sun Wukong found another firecracker and clamped it on the paw of Xiao Nengneng's panda. Just as the firecrackers were lit, the problem came. The cigarette in Sun Wukong's hand extinguished by itself.

Seeing this situation, Sun Wukong could only turn to Zhang Xianjian, and after Zhang Xianjin re-lit the cigarette, he said to Sun Wukong: "You have to smoke this cigarette from time to time, otherwise it will be extinguished by itself." ”

After Zhang Xianjin finished saying this, he began to regret it, this is your sister teaching a monkey to smoke for no reason, damn it.

Sure enough, this monkey learned to smoke, and we'll talk about this later, so let's continue to talk about Sun Wukong and Xiao Neng's ability to set off firecrackers.

Anyway, the reaction speed of this panda is really a little anxious for people and pets, when Sun Wukong successfully lit the firecracker, Xiao Neng can react too slowly, and the firecracker has not been thrown out and slammed in his fingers.

When encountering such a scene, everyone and pets were stupid, and they didn't know what to do when they looked at Xiao Nengeng, who was paralyzed and immovable.

Xiao Neng could react for a few seconds, feeling the pain between his fingers. Wow and cried. ran to Zhang Xianjian's side, hugged Zhang Xianjian's thigh, and cried bitterly.

Zhang Xianjin was helpless to be held by the panda's legs, and let them be endlessly coquettish and cute. said angrily to Xiao Neng: "Who do you blame for your slow reaction?" ”

Zhang Xianjin didn't say that it was okay, but when he said that Xiao Neng could cry even more fiercely.

Zhang Xianjin reluctantly led a small fountain of life out and sprayed it on Xiao Nengneng's claws, the pain disappeared instantly, and Xiao Nengneng became alive again, forgetting the previous pain.

At this time, Zhang's father walked out with a handful of incense sticks, and said to Zhang Xianjin and Mad Liu: "You two use this, if you use cigarettes, you two can't stand your throats for a while." ”

Zhang Xianjin thought that this was the truth, took the incense and threw away the cigarette butt, lit it and gave it to Crazy Liu. When Zhang Xianjin gave the incense to the little monkey Sun Wukong, the little monkey insisted on not wanting it, it felt that it was good to use cigarettes, and took two puffs in front of Zhang Xianxin to show his ability.

It's not good for this pet to be too smart, and sometimes it's hard to grasp their minds.

Xiao Mengmeng took the initiative to find Zhang Xianjin and took a stick of incense, and said to Xiao Nengneng: "You stupid, it's really a shame for our panda's face." Let me teach you how to play this thing? ”

Xiao Neng was interested, ran to Xiao Mengmeng's side and asked, "Then you play first, I'll learn a little." ”

Xiao Mengmeng snorted coldly, inserted the incense stick into her fingers, sat on the ground with her buttocks, and said to Zhang Xinjian: "Put the firecrackers on the table for you." ”

Zhang Xianjin said with a smile: "Xiao Mengmeng looks like you as a girl, and she doesn't have the image of a lady at all." ”

Xiao Mengmeng didn't pay attention to Zhang Xianjian, and directly pointed to a position on the ground, signaling Zhang Xianjin to put the firecrackers in this position.

Zhang Xianjin put a firecracker in the designated position according to Xiao Mengmeng's meaning. I saw Xiao Mengmeng leaning on her paws and aiming the incense at the lead of the firecracker to light it, and then she sat in place and didn't mean to dodge at all. I just tilted my head and didn't look at the firecracker when it exploded.

Firecrackers are relatively small and not very powerful, so even if they are relatively close, they can't hurt the panda with rough skin and thick flesh at all.

After Xiao Neng could see it, he also sat on the ground with the appearance of Xiao Mengmeng, and without Xiao Neng being able to say, Zhang Xian hurriedly put a firecracker on the ground.

Xiao Neng could see this scene and said to Zhang Xianjin with a smile: "I like children like you who have vision, step down." ”

Zhang Xianjin laughed twice, and really stepped aside, standing still to watch Xiao Nengneng's performance.

Xiao Nengneng is a silly panda, and after lighting the firecrackers, he didn't tilt his head to the side, but stared at the firecrackers, wanting to see the firecrackers explode.

Curiosity can kill not only cats, but also pandas. But coincidentally, after the firecracker exploded, the butt of the firecracker flew up and smashed right on Xiao Nengneng's nose.

Xiao Nengneng covered his nose in pain and cried again, shouting, "Why am I always the one who is hurt?" Yes! Yes! Yes! Crying again, he ran to Zhang Xianjian's side, hugged Zhang Xianjian's thighs, and began to be coquettish again.

Even Father Zhang, who was sitting at the door watching the excitement, laughed out loud after watching it, not to mention Zhang Xianjin and the others and the pet army.

Xiao Mengmeng was the most helpless, slammed on the ground, and said helplessly: "My brother, tell me yourself, why are you so stupid?" After Xiao Mengmeng finished speaking, her whole body twitched, pawn.

This is exactly what happens, the sound of firecrackers is rejoicing, and the stupid panda is always injured.

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