CHAPTER XVIII

I am hungry

After the old immortal finished speaking, I couldn't help but look back, after all, people are my guests, and if people say that I take the shelf, this year will not be very good.

I saw a tall man with a jade tree in the wind standing behind Wang Banxian. He wears a long white trench coat with a stand-up collar and has blonde hair, but this color is no longer in vogue, I remember it was only in the F4 era.

It seems that there is only a Vietnamese idol group with this hairstyle, right?

Carl's appearance immediately attracted the attention of passers-by, not because he was handsome, nor because of his outdated hairstyle, but because he was wearing a trench coat in this kind of weather where everyone wants to strip naked (I would love to see some people strip naked anyway)......

"The visitor is a guest, sit, you're welcome!" I stood up and said to Carl.

"I'm a noble magician, how can I ......"

"Love to sit or not, don't sit and pull down!" I sat back on my ass again.

"......" Karl.

"You don't care?" I pulled Brother Legend, "Now he's your only fellow!" ”

"When the fellow sees the fellow, shoot him in the back......" The legend said quietly.

I found that Brother Legend has been here for two days and has become a lot wiser.

"You sit down, everyone is your own person, don't be polite!" Wang Banxian saw that we were cold, and hurriedly said.

Maybe it's because he's obsessed with magic, Carl still believes in gods and immortals, and after Wang Banxian finished speaking, he looked down, frowned and wiped the stool before reluctantly sitting down.

Wang Banxian saw that Carl had already sat down, and wanted to sit down, so I grabbed in front of him and snatched the last chair over, "There is no place for you!" ”

"Xiaoqiang, why are you doing this?" Wang Banxian sneered.

"We are all human beings, you are God, we are incompatible, right?"

"Aren't we protecting you too?"

"Then you ask, who still believes that there are immortals in this world?" I sneered.

"Boss!" Wang Banxian ignored me.

"It's gone! It's sold out today, and I haven't skewered the rest yet! The boss said without looking back.

Wang Banxian saw that the boss didn't look at him, so he bent over obscenely, stole the boss's chair, and stuffed it under his buttocks.

After Wang Banxian sat down, he looked at the piles of bamboo skewers and a few skewers of meat on the table, and immediately turned back to the boss and said, "Boss, could you please let your peers grill a few more skewers and send them over?" ”

"Haven't you heard of your fellow enemy?" I looked at him disdainfully, "Deeper than the enmity between you and me!" Besides, I don't have any money! ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't give me food, but you have to think about Carl, who just arrived, right?"

"Handsome guy, do you want to eat something?" I asked, looking at Carl.

"As a proud mage, how can I eat ......?"

"See, people aren't hungry!" I looked at Wang Banxian with a sneer.

Now I think Carl may be even more stupid than Galen, who is stupidly cute, in other words, stupid cute. Carl, in today's parlance, is the second in secondary school, and he is not lightly ill.

"Boss, go buy me thirty lamb skewers, ten squid whiskers, and five chicken wings!" Seeing that Carl was unreliable, the old immortal immediately shouted on his own, "Give you a tip of 10 yuan!" ”

"Grass, boss, don't pay attention to him, two fried rice, two casserole noodles!" I hurriedly said, "Otherwise, I won't give money!" ”

After the rice and noodles came up, the old immortal took one portion of each first, and I moved the fried rice to Carl, "Dude, people are iron, forcing is steel, no, rice is steel, don't pretend to be hungry for a meal!" Eat something? ”

Carl glanced at the fried rice in front of him with disgust.

"Galen, you ate it!" I unceremoniously pushed the meal to Galen.

"Good!" Galen wasn't polite.

"Are you really not hot?" Caitlin couldn't help but ask, seeing that the sweat in Carl's neck was already enough to raise fish.

"Hot!" Karl said solemnly.

We collapsed, and Wang Banxian almost sucked the noodles through his nose.

"Then you still haven't taken off your trench coat?" I asked weakly.

"It's immoral!" Carl looked at himself and wiped the sweat from his head, "And I'm only wearing a magic inner armor inside!" ”

"Don't we all dress like that?" Brother Legend couldn't help it, "Why are you so much about it?" It's all dead once, how can it still be like this! ”

"Look at the people around you, aren't they all dressed like us? You're a bad person! I guess someone should have called the police any longer! "I don't want to care about him, but I can't do it! If Ya really faints from heat stroke, I can't take him to the hospital because he doesn't have an ID card. He already had the second middle school disease, and if he died of illness again, I don't even know where his soul should go.

Carl looked at the people around him, maybe it was really hot, sighed, and took off his trench coat. I saw that he was wearing a black vest inside, and he was talking about magic inner armor, bragging!

Carl's series of actions made our atmosphere cold, and after Galen and the old immortal finished eating, I will pay the bill directly.

"What, I'm leaving!" Wang Banxian came over and patted me.

"Get out of here!" I opened his hand and said impatiently.

After Wang Banxian left, Caitlyn came over and asked, "Xiaoqiang, where are we going now?" ”

I looked at the time, it was already half past eight, "Hurry up and buy a few clothes and go home!" ”

I first took the five of them to a women's lingerie store.

"You guys go in and pick it up, and remember to go to the fitting room to try it out if you like it." I slapped a stack of banknotes~ into Caitlin's hand, "Let's smoke a cigarette first!" ”

"Aren't you going to come in and have a look? Give me advice? "Caitlin started teasing me again.

"I don't like women!"

The four of us squatted in a row in front of the men's underwear store, and I pulled out my cigarette and took out four, "Smoke?" ”

None of them refused, so they took it and I lit them one by one.

"I suddenly realized that I loved life here, if only I could live here with Katarina!" Galen puffed the smoke out of his nose without knowing it.

"Me too!" Legend has it that Brother also echoed.

Carl looked at us, and then looked at the rows of half-naked or full-Luo plastic models behind him in confusion, and didn't know what to say, so he could only try to take a puff of cigarettes, "Ahem!" It's a little choking, but it seems to be refreshing and relaxes me while I'm doing experiments. ”

I found that these guys are much more adaptable to cigarettes than earthlings, and it seems that the cigarette money will rise again in the future, and I am really dying myself!

"By the way, Carl, how did you die?" As soon as Wang Banxian finished saying that the war was over, he died.

"Uh." Karl was embarrassed for a moment, "I found out that there are a lot of magic in the Valoran Continent that we don't have on our side, so I tried to use and fuse it, and accidentally blew myself up......"

"Isn't this just playing yourself badly?" Brother Legend thought for a while and said......

After a few more waits, Catelyn and Fiona finally came out with their bags.

I took them on again, but I overlooked that women like to go shopping, no matter what era or planet they are on.

Caitlin, in particular, has been shopping with Fiona since she learned about the way of life and trading here, whether it is clothes, shoes or accessories.

In the end, the two of them bought dozens of large bags and small bags, but fortunately, there was Galen, a coolie who had a lot of strength and didn't know how to be tired.

They walked around until the night market was about to close, and I reluctantly left, and I only had time to buy Carl a few T-shirts.

When I passed by a stall selling mobile phone cards, I remembered that I still had important things to buy.

"Boss, come for ten cards!" I'm straight to the point.

"Why do you want so much?" The boss was alarmed.

"What do you care about so much?" I looked at him puzzled.

"Young man!" The boss looked at a few people behind me, leaned over and whispered, "Engaging in pyramid schemes is going to jail!" ”

"I'm not in MLM!" I laughed and said, "Even if I really do something bad and get caught and shot in jail, can you still be convicted of being an accomplice or what?" What the are you doing? ”

"I'm kind too!"

"Are you selling it? If you don't sell me, I'll change to another home? I said a little impatiently.

"Sell! Why not sell! "You sell you and you talk so much nonsense, and you don't want you to sell meat......

Get home safely.

This trip directly cost me more than 3,000 yuan! I finally realized what a correct national policy family planning is!

All of a sudden, I was back before liberation, and Caitlin knew that it was fun outside, and there were all kinds of interesting things to buy, and Galen knew that the things outside were delicious.

When I got home, I started to take the trouble to teach them how to put water in the bath one by one, and I had to explain to Carl that TV or anything was not magic, otherwise she would have run over on a whim to study it and touch the electric door...... Well, I'll save money.

"Finally I can sleep!" After everything was done, I breathed a sigh of relief.

But I'm now faced with a troublesome problem, we only have three rooms, and there are six people there. This needs to make a reasonable arrangement, and the two girls must sleep in one room. There are only four of us left, in fact, it is not difficult to distribute, in terms of volume, it should be me and Carl sleeping together, Galen and Brother Legend together, but I am afraid that Galen will turn over and accidentally crush him to death.

In the end, I decided to let Galen have a private room, and the legendary brother slept on the couch, and Carl and I slept together.

Originally, it was all arranged, but Carl's second illness occurred again at this time, "I am a great mage, how can I sleep with mortals?" ”

"Then you go and sleep with him, he's not mortal!" I gave Galen an impatient finger and turned and went into the room.

Before I could climb into bed, Carl embarrassedly poked his head in, "Xiaoqiang, let's sleep together?" ”

After sleeping until midnight, I felt someone poke me in the back.

You can't be a, right? I'll pretend I don't know anything and go back to sleep.

"Xiaoqiang?" Seeing that I was ignoring him, Carl couldn't help but grab my shoulder and shake it.

"What for?" I turned on the bedside lamp and looked at him with a tired face.

"I'm hungry......"