Chapter 63: Beating the Second Brother
At the end of last year, after listening to Tan Fei's words, Tan Jie took out his small savings and went to get a driver's license, and then he was idle again. If you can drive, you don't want to go to the construction site to move bricks, and you can't fool around like before, and you want to find a job to drive.
Tan Jie's parents still made a little money selling zongzi last year, but they didn't do it for long this year, the competition was big, the business was difficult to do, and the work in the field became busier and busier after the spring ploughing began, so they gave up.
In this way, Tan Jie always wanders around the house to attract his parents' suspicions. Most parents are like this, their children are always outside, they will be worried, and they will not be allowed to run outside every day; If you are at home every day, you will feel annoyed, so don't stay at home every day.
After arguing like this a few times, Tan Jie was a little unhappy, and he wanted Tan Fei to give him an idea, but it was close to the college entrance examination, and it was impossible for him to disturb Tan Fei.
Fortunately, Tan Fei finally came back, and Tan Jie saw him like a hungry mouse seeing bread, and his eyes lit up.
The two had lunch at grandma's house, and Tan Jie's father came to shout to go to the field to harvest wheat. Tan Fei had nothing to do, so he went to help together. Tan Jie's father was a little embarrassed, and kept saying that the college entrance examination was coming, and he couldn't delay his studies, and he couldn't get a tan.
Tan Fei just said a word, just about to talk to Tan Jie and arrange something to do, the other party stopped pushing, and pushed the wheelbarrow to the ground under the scorching sun along the way.
Xiaoqingshan Village is located in a mountainous area, there is no too fertile land, only a narrow area in the river valley is suitable for growing wheat, and the rest is mostly planted with peanuts and sweet potatoes.
There is little land, a few strong laborers, and the scorching sun is on the head, no one wants to rub it, the speed is very fast, less than two hours, the wheat is cut, bundled into bundles and loaded into the car, Tan Jie's father pushed the car back first, Tan Jie and Tan Fei were uncomfortably hot, and went down the slope to the river valley, intending to take a shower and cool down.
There is a barrage that is not a mile down the Qingshan Reservoir, which was built the year before last to facilitate irrigation. A few days ago, there was a good rain, after a few days of precipitation, the river water was clear and pleasant, the two of them looked around, no one took off their essence and jumped into the water to cool down.
After splashing in the water for a while, Tan Fei sat on the edge of the dam, closed his eyes somewhat comfortably, and enjoyed the gentle massage of the river. Tan Jie stabbed over with a fierce son, and he did the same, lying on the side, but he was not so relaxed.
"Brother, didn't you say to find me a job to do, what kind of work?"
"How's the car going?"
"It's okay, I think it's okay, but I don't touch it much, and I'm not very skilled."
"After the exam, I plan to walk around during the summer vacation, and I want you to drive there when the time comes, and your sentence is okay makes me a little relieved."
"By car? What kind of car to drive? Where to go? Tan Jie suddenly became interested, and suddenly got up, slipped under his feet, and fell into the water again.
Tan Feile was happy, reached out and took out two coins from the clothes on the dam, "I'll throw it into the water, you go down to fish it out, I'll talk about it when you catch it." ”
The coin drew an arc in the air and landed in the deepest part of the dam, Tan Jie shouted a small meaning, and pierced it head.
In about ten seconds, Tan Jie came out of the water, wiped his face, and pinched the coin to show Tan Fei.
"There's another one, I've got it." Tan Fei used a little force, and the coin flew a little farther away.
Tan Jie plopped and pounced on the dog, and something seemed to fall into the water in the grass on the opposite side, and then an arrow-shaped water pattern appeared on the water surface, and the arrow pointed to Tan Jie's direction.
Tan Fei's eyesight is better, and he can clearly see the green body in the center of the water pattern and the slightly upturned red head.
"Come back! Come back! There's something over there! ”
Tan Jie was stunned for a moment, glanced in the direction pointed by Tan Fei, and immediately panicked, he didn't know how to swim in the first place, but now he immediately turned into a chicken in the water, fluttering violently but not walking fast.
"My grass, ah~~~! Yes~~~! Yes~~~~! Grass! What was originally a thrilling thing immediately became funny when he made such a voice.
Tan Fei had already gone ashore, laughing while putting on his pants. It's just a water snake, there are a lot of rivers here, there is no poison, and it doesn't take the initiative to bite, it's just scary to look at.
The water snake didn't chase after him, maybe Tan Jie's splash was too big, it really didn't look like its food, or maybe this guy was just teasing him, in short, Tan Jie climbed up from the water naked and embarrassed, still frightened, on such a hot day, there were dense goosebumps on his body.
"Nima, I'm scared to death, why is this thing still chasing people! Damn, granny bear, there's a kind of you coming, I'll kill you! Tan Jie, who went ashore, looked at the water snake swimming in the water, and immediately became arrogant, picked up a stone on the ground and threw it into the water.
The water snake has long been gone, Tan Jie is standing on the edge of the dam, tilting his head and jumping on his feet, water is in his ears, and he wants to control it, he is one meter eight and five tall, jumping there with his bare ass and balls, and the thing under his crotch is thrown around, Tan Fei glanced at it inadvertently and found that something was wrong.
"Hey, your second brother has a birthmark?"
"Huh? Yes~~~! I'm grass, grass! Grass! Tan Jie slapped his second brother like crazy.
Tan Fei was already slumped on the stone with laughter, it was a leech, staring at it.
After slapping more than ten times, it didn't come down, and the thing stared very firmly, but it was his brother who was slapped angrily.
"Hahaha, you can't do that, find a hot stone and burn it."
Tan Jie panicked to find a stone, but it still didn't work, "I remember, garlic, it's afraid of garlic, grandma's, go help me find garlic, there's it in the field over there." Tan Jie passed the panic at the beginning, and calmed down a little.
This thing is not as scary as a snake, but after all, it sucks blood, and it is also the lifeblood of sucking, and it is naturally scared half to death at first sight, but when I was a child, I was bitten by it when I was swimming in the river, and it was not so unbearable. It's just that it can't be plucked by hand when it sucks blood, and it can't be pulled out.
Tan Fei stepped on the ridge by the river, and walked not far to a vegetable field, the garlic had been harvested, and only a few Chaotian peppers were found, this thing had the same effect as garlic, as long as it was irritating, it could easily loosen its mouth.
Grab a few peppers and run back to the river, "There's no garlic left, that's it, it works." As he spoke, he smashed the stone a few times and handed it to Tan Jie, "Wipe it on it." ”
Tan Jie didn't care so much, he just thought about getting it down quickly, and took the chili pepper and applied it to the second brother.
"Hey! Be careful. Tan Fei suddenly thought of something, but it was too late to remind.
The grasshopper did come down immediately, and the key was that after the chili juice was applied to the second brother, the side effects came out immediately.
"Hiss~~! I~~~Grass~~~! The sound of pain was heard throughout the valley.
When the two walked back, Tan Jie was wearing pants and supporting an old tall tent, which was estimated to be impossible to go on for a while.
"No, I'll have to pull some grass and weave a grass ring to cover it, it's so ugly."
Tan Fei was already laughing a little uncomfortable all the way, "Burning Firebird, what a cost, haha!" Don't stand in the way, maybe someone will come all the way back at night, which is not a bad thing. ”
"Brother, you killed me! I'm famous! Tan Jie cried with a sad face, holding a handful of grass in one hand to block his crotch, but it was a bit of a silver here.