Chapter 91: Sooner or later you will be my apprentice

"The losing side wants to send me a thousand jars of old wine!" As soon as the wine and meat monk said this, everyone exploded.

However, soon everyone's eyes turned to Master Yiqing. You must know that this Ci'an Temple is not bad at masters, and those warrior monks are all very skilled.

But why did they allow such a fanatic to make trouble here?

And they don't care, as if they acquiesce.

Yan Er and the others, who had been violently beaten by the wine and meat monk with a wine jar before, saw this scene and began to move their mouths and shout.

"Where did you come from, you dare to offend the Buddha! Dare to drink in this temple! It's so daring! ”

"Where is the warrior monk?"

"I wondered, how could this Ci'an Temple allow such people to come in?"

"Is there any Buddha? If this spreads, will the reputation of Ci'an Temple still be there? Do you want incense? ”

"That's it, who will dare to come in the future!"

“……”

The three of them became tigers, and for a while everyone was talking about it.

However, Master Yiqing did not speak, but lightly folded his hands and said Amitabha.

The wine and meat monk turned his head violently, and saw those "old acquaintances", snorted coldly, turned over in a vertical leap, and when he reappeared, he had already come to Yan Er and the others.

In the next second, a scene that stunned everyone appeared.

The wine and meat monk was like carrying a chicken, throwing Yan Er and the others all twenty meters away.

After doing all this, he was very tall and stroked his hair, as if he was afraid that his cool hairstyle would be ruined.

"Where is the warrior monk, blast these miscellaneous pieces out of the mountain gate for me!"

As soon as the wine and meat monk said this, seven or eight figures holding wooden sticks appeared.

Then, he aimed the stick at Yan Er and the others, and directly blasted them out with a brutal and tough force.

As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, and everyone present understands this truth. After a few words, they all looked at the demon son Cheng Mubai.

Yan Er and the others were beaten for the first time, and he already knew about it.

And now, being beaten again, or in front of him, saying that he is not angry at all, is pure nonsense.

The demonized face wrinkled slightly, and Cheng Mubai spoke, "Master Yiqing, why is this?" ”

Cheng Mubai's influence, and the power of the Cheng family behind him in the future, this Qing mage is very clear. He knew that he had to give an explanation, so he folded his hands and said,

"Cheng Gongzi, he is Lao Na's junior brother, and his legal name is wine and meat."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

"What's the situation, this guy turned out to be the junior brother of Master Yiqing?"

"Isn't it? I don't have a problem with my ears. ”

"Monks can also drink alcohol to grow long hair, and even beat people!"

"Which country is this monk?"

“……”

Cheng Mubai smiled faintly, "This answer doesn't seem to convince me." ”

Master Yiqing nodded, and then said, "All living beings know that they can cultivate themselves and become Buddhas, they can go west to become Buddhas, they can go ascetic to become Buddhas, and they can ...... But I don't know that epiphany can also become a Buddha. As the saying goes, there are thousands of eons of phase cultivation, and there is no phase of practice in an instant! ”

Wen Junjie snorted coldly, jumped out, and said, "What, what is it, is this the reason for beating people?" ”

Master Yiqing smiled slightly, "Lao Na occasionally got a sentence today. Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot! ”

Wen Junjie: "What do you mean?" They didn't have knives, and they weren't butchers! ”

At this time, the wine and meat monk laughed, and his body appeared in front of Wen Junjie like a ghost, "If you don't have words first, you have to learn from the dog if you lose... Crawl to learn the dog barking, I will send you to see my Buddha first! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell! ”

Everyone was amazed at this time.

"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground. This verse is so profound! ”

"I don't go to hell, who does. That's amazing, isn't it? ”

"Although I don't understand these two verses, I am full of Buddha nature when I listen to them!"

At this time, Tang Song spoke, "I'm in a hurry, if Senior Huang wants to quit, then Master Lao Yiqing will give me the Seven Star Inkstone." Luckily? ”

Sure enough, as Tang and Song expected, as soon as he said this, the matter of the wine and meat monk beating people was temporarily put on hold.

However, at this time, Master Yiqing spoke again, "Amitabha, donors, I am not as good as the wine and meat junior brother in terms of Dharma comprehension, and I am not as good as the wine and meat junior brother in terms of martial arts and morality. To tell the truth, the position of the abbot should have belonged to the wine and meat brother, but the wine and meat brother was obsessed with the Dharma Avenue and was nostalgic for the mountains and rivers, so there is today's Yiqing Master. If you think that Master Yiqing is a star, then the junior brother of wine and meat is a crescent moon. ”

After a pause, Master Yiqing continued, "All the disciples listen to the order, if someone makes a time in the temple, just listen to the order of the wine and meat master." ”

With that, Master Qing entered the Buddha Light Hall.

Everyone is not stupid, the meaning of this Qing Master's words is obvious.

Cheng Mubai understands why he came here today, besides, this Qing mage is also ranked first in the Buddhist world of the Demon Capital, and his friendship with some old things is also good, especially this Sima Wen, he can't fall out with him for a few dogs and tear his face.

Thinking of this, Cheng Mubai glanced at the yellow scarf.

So, the fighting word competition between the yellow scarf and the Tang and Song dynasties began.

For the sake of fairness and justice, in addition to testing the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, the wine and meat monk also asked both of them to write his famous verse - wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart, and if the world learns from me, it is like entering the devil's way.

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. The yellow scarf lived in seclusion for ten years, and when he started writing again, he only wrote the numbers, and he was already cheering constantly.

"Everyone is really everyone, as soon as Huang Lao made a move, this word will be seen in seconds!"

"Wonderful, ten years ago, Huang Lao's words were worth a thousand gold, and ten years later, Huang Lao's words, that's simply priceless!"

"Huh? Is that guy stupid? Why don't you still use your pen? ”

"There's still time left for half a pillar of incense!"

"Needless to say, I must be scared. Cut, don't pee and take care of your own appearance, you dare to compare yourself with Huang Lao, it's really a death! ”

“……”

The rhetoric has now taken on a one-sided side, with everyone on the side of the yellow turban.

It's just that they forgot the fact that just now this young man had defeated a Qing mage!

The wine and meat monk leisurely leaned on the stone pillar and drank the wine in the altar, and from time to time he smacked his mouth. It seemed that he already knew the result of the fight.

Wei Zhengyi and Murong Shuying couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat for Tang Song, what's wrong with him? Why are you so reluctant to put pen to paper? Is there any special case?

Sima Qingchuan's eyebrows were also locked, what was he going to do? Or are you really afraid of this book demon yellow scarf?

The corners of Cheng Mubai's mouth were smiling, and he was playing with his slender hands very intently.

At this moment, Tang Song spoke,

"Huang Lao, if you lose, this President Wen will not learn how to bark as a dog or learn how to be a dog... What to do if you climb? ”

Everyone never guessed that Tang Song would say this, and there was an uproar.

"What's the situation? Could it be that this is the real reason why he is so reluctant to put pen to paper? ”

"This guy thinks too much, and it's already clear who wins and loses. You're still doing such a strange thing. ”

"That's it, Huang Lao's words have been written, what about you? I didn't write a word, and there are so many things in my head! ”

“……”

Cheng Mubai's beautiful eyes turned, and there was a strange look in his eyes. He felt that this Tang Song was getting more and more interesting, and it felt like a cunning hunter meeting an even more cunning fox.

"Apprentice, write quickly, there is a teacher here, if he doesn't learn how to call a dog... Climb, then the teacher will break his dog's leg for you! The wine and meat monk spoke.

I'm going, in vain?

Who are your disciples?

Not only Tang and Song were shocked, but even everyone was shocked!

"Wine and meat, who do you call a disciple?" Tang and Song were anxious. He is not married, he is still a virgin, and he has not done many things, so how can he become a monk's apprentice. In that case, wouldn't this handsome face grow in vain!

In the dictionary of the Tang and Song dynasties, if you become a monk's apprentice, you can't marry a daughter-in-law, you can't soak a sister, you can't look at your thighs.

Because, he is a person who does what he does and loves what he does!

"Do you think I'll look up to anyone but you?" The wine and meat monk finished talking and drank again.

Although the words of the wine and meat monk belittled everyone present, they all dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. They didn't want to be thrown out of the mountain gate like a chicken by this weirdo.

"Cut, when you're an apprentice!! Even if you give eight million, you won't do it! Someone thought to himself.

"If you become your apprentice, within three days, you will be smoked to death by the smell of your body!" The other man covered his nose and said inwardly.

Tang Song rolled his eyes and said, "You don't pat me on the back, I don't eat this!" ”

The wine and meat monk laughed strangely, "Even if you are not my apprentice today, sooner or later, you will become my apprentice." I have -- this faith! ”

These words gave Tang and Song the same feeling as the following words-do you know who Lao Tzu is? Dare to hit me!! Lao Tzu's father is ¥¥¥, you are waiting, within three days, Lao Tzu must you kneel down and beg me.

"Then we'll see!" After Tang and Song finished speaking, he turned around and left.

When everyone saw this scene, they couldn't help but be stunned.

What's the situation?

Wei Zhengyi: "......"

Murong Shuying: "......"

Sima Qingchuan: "......"

The wine and meat monk spoke again, this time it turned into a roar, "What are you doing little one, the word fighting competition is not over yet, you learn how to call a dog... Climbing is nothing, the key is, the thousand jars of wine!! ”

Depend on!

"Roar what! Anyway, it's been a long time, so I'll go draw a map first! Tang Song said with a smile.

Draw a map?

Everyone turned their heads to each other, what does this map mean?

Is it a technical term?

Haven't heard of it!

Damn, I don't even know how to draw a map. It seems that it is better to put it in layman's terms, Tang Song thought of this, so he shook his head helplessly, "That's it...... Pee! ”

He really couldn't understand, could it be that these people who were standing and peeing didn't have this kind of experience when they were children?

Seriously despised in!

At this time, Sima Qingchuan, who heard this miraculous understanding, had a red face.

Cheng Mubai's action of playing with his hands suddenly stopped, giggled, and couldn't help but recall his childhood memories - anyway, it was really like that.

Now, the most ugly face is the yellow scarf. Damn, how can I say that I am also a calligraphy demon, although I have lived in seclusion for ten years, I still have a regrettable status in the calligraphy world of the magic capital.

But now?

This guy not only strategically defends himself. Moreover, the midfielder also quarreled with the strange monk. That's not all, I'm going to pee again!

Could it be that he thinks of himself as air?

Do you think everyone is air?

The dignified book demon yellow scarf is naturally temperamental!

"Can't go!" As soon as Tang Song took two steps, he heard the sound of the book demon's shouting.

Tang Song blinked, turned his head, and said in surprise, "Isn't it?" Could it be that Huang Lao wants to admit defeat? However, even so, it will not be for a while, besides, the time is still early, but the matter of drawing a map cannot be delayed! ”

Admit defeat? Did I say towel? I've written it all, what about you? Not a word has been written until now. And what you're doing now, who knows if you're running away! Besides, I'm a dignified demon capital book saint, will I be so ghostly and make God admit defeat?

The more Huang Turban thought about it, the more angry he became, but he didn't know how to respond to Tang Song's words.

"Huang Lao, do you have anything else to say? If you have something to say, just say it - it's uncomfortable to hold it. I know! Tang Song saw that the corners of the yellow scarf's mouth twitched, and immediately asked understandingly.