Time passed slowly, and the weather was getting colder, and David stood in front of the window of the living room of the elegant house, looking at the scattered snow, which was like flower petals; Dancing in the air like an elf; Naughty like a butterfly. Well, I'll admit that I'm really pretending to be 13, but I'm also principled in pretending to be 13.

It's snowing, and in school, David only needs to take three more exams, and he will have a vacation. However, will today's class party be suspended because of this snow, David is a little worried about this, there is no class party today, and David has no time to go again, because Davy has already made an appointment for the rest of the time.

Tomorrow morning David has to deal with the Internet café; In the evening, the dormitory has a meeting; The morning after tomorrow, David and Yan Ru will go to the store to buy gifts for their future father-in-law and mother-in-law; In the evening, David and Sister Yun were going to dinner; The night after tomorrow, David wants to have a good communication with Yan Ru, after all, it will take a month for the two to meet again once they are separated, and how cruel it is to separate men and women in love in this month, so David wants to communicate with Yan Ru well.

Davy wants to send Yan Ru back in the car the morning after tomorrow, and when he comes back, he wants to see Xu Jiali, and at noon Davy asks Xiaopang and Haiqing to eat, after all, he is small, and now it is difficult to see him several times a year. At noon, depending on the situation, you can go back to your hometown, if you don't drink too much, you can drive back, if you drink too much, you can only go back another day.

So David didn't have time, so David picked up his phone and said in the class group, "Is tonight's class meeting going on as scheduled?" Will it be stopped because of the snow? The class committee member replied, "It should be held as scheduled, even if the snow is a little heavier, but the hotel is next to the school, so it will be fine." ”

David saw that the study committee member said this, and replied with a "good" and returned QQ, this habit is a habit that David developed in his previous life, and he can't change it if he wants to. When David turned around, he saw Yan Ru preparing food for himself in the kitchen, because Yan Ru knew that David would definitely drink as soon as he arrived at the table, and he would drink too much as soon as he drank it.

Seeing Yan Ru prepare hangover food for himself again, David's heart was full of emotion, Yan Ru knew that he cared about his boyfriend, which made David sigh that Yan Ru was also beginning to be sensible!

At five o'clock in the afternoon, David put on a down jacket and took the scarf that Yan Ru had knitted for himself, and David walked out of the door of Yaju and stepped into the white world. (Isn't it just a layer of snowflakes on the ground outside, let's just say that the world is white, Davy will make a face.) A large group of boys and girls had gathered in the box of the coarse restaurant.

David found a place to do it casually, watching the girls chatting about the new TV series, those who like to read novels talk about David's "The Legend of Xiuxian", those who like to play games talk about game strategies again, how to pass this level, looking happy, David sighed that he is getting younger and younger now, and he has no vitality as a college student at all.

"Each table has a case of beer first, if it's not enough, you want it," the squad leader said, and everyone began to pour wine and toast and clink glasses. There were a lot of girls at this table, and most of Davy hadn't spoken to them, so after David had the first drink with them, David stopped drinking and began to eat.

David knew that the beasts in the dormitory would not let him go, and he must have already united to prepare to pour himself wine, eat some food mats and pad his stomach first, if he was poured and couldn't walk, it would be bad, but getting drunk was for sure. No, as soon as David spat out a piece of chicken bone, someone came to him for a drink.

The first thing David heard was, "Fourth brother, I will toast you, and the younger brother will do it first." After saying that, Gollum drank it in one gulp. David was speechless and said, "Sixth, are you afraid that I won't drink, is there still trust between us?" ”

"Fourth brother, there will definitely be trust between us, but fourth brother, drink quickly, there are still people waiting to drink with you later." David shook his head helplessly, and grunted dryly. The sixth brother gave a thumbs up and said, "It's still the fourth brother's arrogance." David listened to the sixth child accentuate the pronunciation of "heroic", and David frowned slightly, not understanding what it meant.

"Fourth, come on, let's drink one." David was dumbfounded and looked at the beer bottle in the boss's hand and said, "Boss, you won't blow the bottle with me." The boss nodded and said, "Drinking from a cup doesn't seem arrogant, but it still looks arrogant to blow on a bottle." David finally understood why the sixth child emphasized the pronunciation on "heroic". This doesn't mean that David will have to blow on the bottle later.

David apparently had no chance of refusing, and the girl began to heckle. The sound of "drink, drink, drink" was incessant, and David thought to himself, "Am I so happy that I don't have a grudge against you girls?" "You won't be able to have fun in the future.

David began the road of tragedy, drinking bottles and bottles, and drinking urgently, David drank a little dizzy, which did not affect David very much, but it was this stomach that was uncomfortable, and David found an excuse to go to the toilet.

David has been drinking alcohol for more than 20 years, and he has studied the fact that his stomach is bloated when he drinks beer, and when he drinks beer, his stomach is bloated, and it is much better as long as he spits it out. It is generally divided into three stages, the first stage is the primary stage, drinking beer is a little dizzy, but the stomach is not distended, and the water will be discharged after a few hours.

The second stage is the intermediate stage, the hair is dizzy, the stomach is swollen, and you can't vomit if you want to vomit, so you have to use your hands at this time, although it's a little nauseous, open your mouth wide, and put your hand in***, you can achieve your goal.

The third stage is also the ultimate stage, the mind is dizzy, the stomach is uncomfortable, as long as you go to the toilet, you can vomit it out by bending over, and after spitting out, you will come out to wash your face, and you will be a good man when you come out.

Our David is the second stage, which is the intermediate stage, and it took a long time to vomit it out after going to the toilet, and after vomiting, David felt that the whole person was comfortable, this is his own experience, the experience of drinking.

After coming out, David fought in all directions, it was the devil who blocked and killed the demon, and the Buddha who blocked and killed the Buddha. No one was his opponent, and they were all drunk by David.

David was mixed back by Yan Ru and Sister Yun, and those beasts walked back by themselves, will David say this?

Back in Yaju, Yan Ru waited for David to go to bed at two or three o'clock, and David always felt very uncomfortable, and his head hurt terribly. But fortunately, David didn't say any nonsense after getting drunk, and didn't blow those women out, David felt that if he said it, I don't know if Yan Ru would sink himself in Yang Jiang when he was powerless.

After Davy finished the exam the next morning, he wanted to go to deal with the affairs of the Internet café and send some holiday gifts to the network manager to express his condolences, but the plan could not catch up with the changes. The old professor called himself over with a phone call, which made David very helpless.

When he arrived at the old professor's office, the old professor looked at David with another demon, and the old professor asked David to write a paper published in Huaxia Daily, which provided great ideas for the national leaders, and the old professor was specially approved by the government as a supernumerary member of the think tank, and the old professor's paper was sent directly to the leaders in the future.

David's name is also on it, not that no one suspects that this paper was written by David, but when he saw that David was still a college student, he thought it was a disciple accepted by the old professor, after all, the old professor was old and wanted to make his disciple famous in his lifetime, so when he left, the disciple was already promising.

The old professor asked David to come this time, or wanted David to write an economic paper, but now David said that he would not do anything, writing a paper is not done by people at all, and writing a paper can make people foam at the mouth, so the old professor said that David shook his head and did not do anything.

Seeing that David's water couldn't be splashed, the old professor said: "I'm already seventy or eighty, and I don't have a few years to live, and my wish to leave a name in history in this life has not been realized, I hope you can help me realize it." ”

David smiled: "Professor, I think your body is very good, how can it be that you have a few years to live?" In my opinion, it is no problem to live to be 200 years old, and it will definitely go down in history when the time comes. ”

The old professor looked at David like this and said, "I can't guarantee the late season, I can say hello to your teacher so that you won't fail the course every year, how about skipping class with peace of mind." ”

David touched his chin and thought about it, this business can be done, he will definitely have very little time in school after that, and there will definitely be an old professor who will be able to get his graduation certificate when he graduates.

David put on a look of embarrassment and said: "Professor, you won, you convinced, I should help you fulfill your wish, after all, you are my elder, I should help you with this little favor." ”

The old professor looked at David with a look of concern for him, and wanted to spray him to death with a mouthful of salt soda.