CHAPTER XLVII

hemorrhoids

It is not difficult to unlock the locks with its practical wire, and you can do this job by finding a master with a radiator on the radiator in the police station.

But we really need a key now so that we can search efficiently.

Most of the people in this place are small bosses who owe money, not vicious criminals or messengers of justice who take pleasure in fighting crime, so the guards are not very attentive.

Because one piece of copper was not thick enough, Carl asked Galen to grind a few more according to the first one, and put them together, which was almost a key.

I carefully tucked the key into the lock.

"Click!" With a slight turn, the lock opened.

"Holy!" Galen and I were surprised, "Awesome! ”

"Hehe, I said I was awesome!" Carl was smug.

"You're going to have to steal all the residents of Stormwind to practice it, right?" I squinted at him, "Tell me, how much panties did you steal?" ”

Carl gave me a blank look and ignored me.

We took Carl's keys and tiptoed out of the room.

I came to 501 first, and with a slight turn, the lock opened, and sure enough, the same lock was used here.

I pushed open the door and walked in, there was no one in the living room, I closed the door and led the two of them into a room to find a middle-aged uncle curled up and sleeping on the floor.

"Cover his mouth!" I whispered to Galen.

Galen walked over and grabbed him in his arms, and a large hand immediately covered his mouth.

"Woooooo The man woke up and stared at us in horror with small eyes.

"I'll let you go, don't talk!" I threatened, "Or I'll kill you!" ”

The man nodded.

"Do you know Li Ke?"

"Li Ke? Who is it? The middle-aged uncle asked confusedly.

"Let's go, next!" I waved at Galen.

"Wait, who are you?" The middle-aged uncle got up from the ground.

"It's none of your business, you go back to sleep!" I ignored him and went straight to another room.

"Do you know Li Ke?"

"I don't know"

"It's too troublesome to find them one by one, I knew I would have asked Li Ke for a photo of her father!" I complained.

With the photos, I can take a look at them and go without even asking.

"Xiaoqiang, are you an idiot?" Carl looked at me with disdain, "This guy looks like a toad, how can he have a daughter as smart as Li Ke?" ”

"Yes!" I glanced at the gambler on the ground and snorted, "I'm concerned about it!" ”

"Let's go, next, time is running out!"

The three of us walked out, closed the door, and locked it again.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! "I had just walked a few steps when there was a loud slamming of the door in 501.

"Let us out!" The two men inside shouted.

These few blows, scared my soul away, damn, stupid again, these people know that we can open the door, how can they honestly continue to be locked up?

"What a noise!" When I was at a loss, an irritable shouting came from the staircase, "In the middle of the night, shouting souls!" ”

"Hurry, hurry! Open the door! Karl said urgently.

"Yes, yes, yes!" I hurriedly opened the door of 501 again.

The moment the door was opened, the two people inside wanted to rush out.

Galen and I immediately pounced, pinned them to the ground, and covered their mouths while Carl went to lock them and gently close the door.

The three of us held our breath as we heard footsteps outside getting closer and closer, and in the empty hallway, it looked particularly intimidating.

"Who just smashed the door!" The footsteps stopped outside, and said angrily, "Who shouted just now?" Why don't you shout now? ”

Seeing that no one answered, the guard continued to scold, "Who is making Lao Tzu sleep again, Lao Tzu will break his legs!" ”

After saying that, the guards waited for a while before the sound of departing footsteps sounded.

"Whew!" I breathed a sigh of relief, and my hand loosened a little.

"Ahh At this moment, the person in my hand suddenly bit my hand hard, and I subconsciously shouted.

"Grass, you uncle!" I cursed softly and pressed his mouth again.

"Who's shouting?" Then I heard footsteps and turned back.

The three of us looked at each other and didn't know what to do.

“501？” The guard outside asked, and walked over to me.

"Ahh Yes! I was in a hurry (the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry), "Grass, you light, Lao Tzu has hemorrhoids!" Yes! Yes! ”

The trick worked, and the footsteps outside the door immediately stopped.

"Phew! It's fucking disgusting! The guard took a sip and walked away.

"Whew!" I breathed a sigh of relief again.

I looked up and saw that they were all looking at me with disgusting, strange eyes.

"What are you looking at?" I glared at the two of them, "If it weren't for Lao Tzu's cleverness, I would be in trouble now!" ”

"Huh~!" Carl clenched his arms and trembled, "I'd better stay away from you in the future!" ”

"Why?"

"It's so realistic!" Even Galen couldn't help it, "It's disgusting too!" ”

"Go, go, go! Don't make a fuss, there's still business! ”

"What about these two?" Galen asked, shaking the man in his hand.

"Yes, I almost forgot about you!" I grabbed him by the hair, "Shout again!" ”

"Help!" The middle-aged uncle in my hand shouted unceremoniously.

"Shut up! Dead! Immediately there was a curse in the distance.

"Look! Now that you cut your throat, no one will come to save you! I grabbed his head and slammed it on the ground, "Let you bite Lao Tzu, let you pretend to be perverted!" ”

"Galen, stun them!" When I was done, I said to Galen.

Before I could finish speaking, Galen raised his knife and slashed at the necks of both of them.

"Click!" I seemed to hear something subtle.

"It's not going to die, is it?" I asked timidly.

Although they are not things, they are not guilty to death, even if I kill someone here, no one will know, but I can't get over it in my conscience.

"Can't die!" Galen said nonchalantly, "At most, it's paralysis!" ”

Galen seems to be honest and honest, but the people who died in his hands were a thousand and eight hundred, to say the least.

"Hey, let's go!" I stood up speechlessly, "I find that after staying with you for a long time, I am becoming more and more unkind!" ”

Out of 501, we went straight to 502.

This time we were much more relaxed, we didn't have to wake them up, just by looking at the outline, we knew that it wasn't, one was seventy or eighty, and the other had just passed.

We lock the door and go directly to the next one, and leave directly when we meet something that is not like it, and pick it up and ask if we meet something like it, of course, those like it is unlucky, after the question, in order to prevent accidents, we will definitely make him dizzy.

In the end, I finished walking around the fifth floor, and I didn't find my future father-in-law.

"Let's go! Go up! I waved at them.

"Wait! Someone's coming! "Carl grabbed me.