Fanwai 93

The fifteenth month of the first month is full, and the round moon sprinkles a bright light, illuminating every grave, and behind the high artemisia grass, Cui Zhi and others hide behind, waiting for the opportunity.

"Whew~"

With a whining sound, Ah Mao pulled Qian Zi's clothes, and the cat said in a voice: "Master~What kind of sound is this~"

"I've been with me for so long, I don't know this."

Qian Zi glared at Ah Mao with disdain, and was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, but Ah Mao glanced at Qian Zi, and said with a pout: "Master, you only teach me to cheat and deceive, how can I know so much~"

When Cui Zhi heard this, he burst out laughing, which also made Qian Zi's old face red, just like an ass that can't pull out shit, standing embarrassed in the wind.

Cui Zhi sighed, and smiled at Ah Mao: "Ah Mao, your master is not doing his job, that is a misguided child, today is the master of the ancestor to teach you a lesson, on the night of the full moon, that is, on the fifteenth day, animals will come out to worship the moon, just now you heard the whining sound under the mountain, it is the dog howling at the moon." ”

"Master Gongzu, in addition to zombies worshipping the moon, animals will also worship the moon?"

This is nature, among which foxes, weasels, snakes, hedgehogs, and rats are called "five immortals", but these five immortals must first pass the boy pass, the human pass, the chariot pass, the life and death pass, and finally the heaven pass. Every time you pass a level, you will level up, just like playing the game now, and there will be changes every time you advance the level, such as the elephant can stand on its hind legs, can speak humanly, can take off the beast form, can take off the human form, can change and so on. But every level is a hardship and on the verge of death. In this way, not all of these five animals can change, and it seems that they can only cultivate after living for more than ten years...... It can be seen that the animals are really pitiful, they yearn to become human beings, because in their eyes, human = powerful. ”

Ah Mao blinked after hearing this, and said with a look of surprise: "It turns out that this is all true." ”

"Of course, there is a story about this animal's moon worship."

It was a summer evening, the sun was setting, and the father of the boss, who had been working all day, was carrying a hoe and walking home. Because I missed the meal (at that time, I ate a big pot of rice, and everyone received it according to the head...... He was the only one left on the small dirt road, which was not wide......

It was at this time that a voice behind him grinned and asked, "Do you think I'm like a human?" "The voice was very high-pitched and thin, like the voice of a little girl.

He turned around, and behind him was a weasel with a straw hat, which was dirty and torn, and looked like someone had lost it.

Now the broken straw hat was fastened on the head by this yellow leather at this time, and it stood like a human being, standing on only the two legs behind it, looking at the boss's father with blank eyes...... Maybe it was because Huang Pizi saw someone looking back at it, so he smiled and asked again, "Do you look like me?" "That little face was really a ghostly smiling expression.

The boss's father had long heard that there was a legend of a fox or a yellow skin "passing the pass", so he picked up the hoe and scolded, "You are a brute!" When he threw his head at the yellow skin, the yellow skin dodged the oncoming hoe, and screamed like a little girl: "Finish, finish......" threw down the straw hat, turned his head and shook off his four paws and ran.

The boss's father told me that if he just had to answer that it was like a human being at that time, then the thing would have been fine......

After listening to Cui Zhi's story, Ah Mao was stunned and said: "Master, what you said is right, I once caught a live hedgehog and was going to raise it to play, so I took it home." At that time, I had to run errands again, and I was afraid that the hedgehog would run away, so I buckled it under an iron basin, put several bricks on it, and locked the door and went out. When I came back, I saw that the basin was well buttoned, the bricks were well pressed, the locks were well locked, and the hedgehog disappeared, you must know that it was a concrete floor, and there was not even a paw print on the ground, so why didn't the hedgehog have it, it seems that it must have become a fine "ground escape" ......"

"Quite possibly."

Cui Zhi smiled and looked ahead, the Qinglong-style god was attached to the old lady's corpse, just because the corpse was stiff, so the Qinglong corpse hit his hands straight, and began to bow and kowtow reverently in the direction of the moon, and seeing this, Ah Mao was shocked, and said: "Master Gongzu, let's not go up yet, in case this zombie worships the moon and really becomes a flying corpse, we will be difficult to deal with~"

Cui Zhishuang's eyes shone with wisdom, glanced at Ah Mao, and said, "Master Gongzu, of course there is a way, you just hide, look at me first, and the fat Taoist, we will proceed according to the plan." ”

The fat Taoist priest nodded, and he agreed.

At this moment, the three corpse Dao people suddenly saw the artemisia grass behind them move, and they were startled, and shouted: "Who~"

At this time, Cui Zhi had already put on a Taoist robe, and he was still holding a pole in his hand, and a flag was hung on the pole, which read iron-toothed fortune-telling, and a small print next to him was criticized, and it was not allowed to ask for money.

When the three corpse Taoists saw that the person who came was Cui Zhi, their hearts were a little empty, and Cui Zhi was wearing a Taoist robe, and he looked like a fortune teller, so that the three corpse Taoists did not dare to move forward rashly, but they just looked at Cui Zhi from a distance, hugged their fists and said: "Senior, we haven't seen each other for a long time~"

"Tut-tut, what generation did you have, the three corpse Taoists, you are really shameless, you are obviously older than me, what are you pretending to be tender~"

Cui Zhi's mouth was unforgiving, and he gave a lesson to the three corpse Taoists.

The three corpse Dao people naturally didn't dare to confront Cui Zhi, smiled embarrassedly, the beard on his chin moved with the wind, cracked his chapped lips, and said, "Yes, yes, Cui Daochang, I don't know what you are doing in the middle of the night?" ”

"Isn't it blind, your mother didn't teach you to read, doesn't you, can't see it yourself?"

Cui Zhi pointed to the flag in his hand, staring at the Qinglong-style god, at this time, the Qinglong-style god stopped worshipping the moon, and was somewhat afraid of Cui Zhi, even the three corpse Dao people were the same, this Cui Zhi was powerful, he had been taught, and he would never dare to act rashly.

"Iron ~ Tooth ~ Fortune Telling ~ Fortune ~"

The Three Corpse Daoist looked at the flag fluttering in the wind, more or less embarrassed, and read word by word, but before the Three Corpse Daoist could say a word, Cui Zhi smiled, showed a mouthful of white teeth, pointed to the nose of the Three Corpse Daoist, and said, "What?" Iron-toothed fortune telling? Hehe, let's let Bendao give you a hexagram, and it can be regarded as the first business of Bendao's opening, and you can also see if Bendao is pretending to be a ghost. ”

After Cui Zhi finished speaking, he closed his eyes, his hands were orchid-shaped, and he kept pinching between a few fingers, shaking his head and shaking his head, and he looked like a Shinto, and these three corpse Daoists didn't know what medicine was sold in Cui Zhi's gourd, so they could only wait and see what happened, and they didn't dare to make a sound.