Chapter 101: Knights of the Holy Spirit
On this day, the Yaowan Police Station received a report that someone had been robbed, and the police on duty immediately arrested the person. What is surprising is that it was not a lewd uncle who was arrested, not a ruffian, but a blonde foreigner.
The other party's fluent English made everyone just stunned, and the police on duty had no choice but to call the director Shi Dihu.
At this moment, Director Shi Dihu was enjoying the Hong Kong-style sauna, that cool, he couldn't help but scream.
At this moment, his mobile phone vibrate, and the good mood just now was swept away, and the angry elder elder who was waiting for his little sister took the mobile phone. After connecting, a hurried voice came from the other end, and that person was either someone else or the loyal lackey under the elder director, Xiao Zhang, who was born in the Mongolian Zhenghong Banner.
"Shisuo, something is wrong, someone is robbing in our area!" Shi Dihu patted his forehead, he thought it was a big deal, the leader came down to inspect something, it turned out to be a robbery, he said impatiently, "You deal with it yourself, I'm busy!" ”
A scantily dressed, hot and tall girl gave a fresh lychee to the mouth of the elder adult, and Shi Dihu frowned with enjoyment. "Shisuo, the case is different from the past!" Xiao Zhang still didn't give up.
", Xiao Zhang, you're still endless, you kid can have today, isn't Lao Tzu looking at you?" Shi Dihu's Yaxing was completely destroyed by Xiao Zhang, and he was not even in the mood to eat the lychee that his sister brought to his mouth.
Xiao Zhang was about to cry, why couldn't Shi Suo understand what he meant, after living with the main nation for a long time, Xiao Zhang became more reserved.
"Shisuo, the perpetrator is a foreigner, what do you say, this kind of thing has to wait for you to deal with it?" Shi Dihu was stunned for a moment, the boss with his mouth open, didn't reflect for a long time, "Xiao Zhang, you said he was a foreigner?" Pakistani, or 'Three Nons'? ”
In Shi Dihu's eyes, Gyeongju, which has a big fart, will not have any foreigners in the penultimate prefecture-level cities in Jiangbei Province, at most some third-world countries.
"Blonde and blue-eyed foreigner, I don't think it's like a rice guy, but like a European one!" Xiao Zhang said. "You are so good to entertain that person, don't slack off, and open the handcuffs, but you can't let that person leave, and don't allow reporters to come in and take pictures!" In the face of such an unexpected situation, Shi Dihu appeared very calm and gave instructions in an orderly manner.
After hanging up the phone, Shi Dihu made a phone call to his boss, Shi Yaoqian, the director of public security, and Shi Yaoqian immediately answered, "I said, brother, what's the matter?" ”
"Brother, something is wrong, a foreigner from Europe has made a mistake in our area, you go to the police station first to understand the situation, and it is best to bring a relevant person who understands English!" Shi Dihu asked the little sister to serve him, dry him and put on his clothes.
"Damn, I've stabbed such a big basket, I'll take someone over!" Shi Yaoqian scolded fiercely. Just now he settled a Shen Lang, and now there is another foreigner who doesn't know the details, and he is a little overwhelmed.
"Foreign language talents? Right! His gaze turned to Wu Hongli, the little goblin who was dressing up in front of the makeup mirror and taking care of himself, "Xiao Wu, you go to the police station with me!" ”
Wu Hongli put away the makeup mirror unhurriedly, blinked her seductive peach blossom eyes, and said, "What's the matter, dear?"
"How do you speak English?" Shi Dihu doesn't have any leisure now, with this**. "It's okay, people barely made it to the semifinals of the 'Qingxiao Cup' in college!" At this time, Wu Hongli didn't forget to brag contrivedly.
"That's fine, let's go!" The old guy immediately got up and walked out of the security office directly.
Wu Hongli, who was snubbed, jumped to her feet in anger, pouted her cherry mouth, and said angrily: "Honey, can't you wait for someone's house?" After Shi Yaoqian walked into the police station, Xiao Zhang on duty immediately took Shi Yaoqian and Wu Hongli into the director's office on the second floor.
The moment I opened the door, I saw a guy with a high nose and blue eyes and Beckham hair eating Songjiang City's specialty, hot dry noodles, and drinking Gyeongju's specialty.
Attentive people will notice this, the foreigner wears a hideous skull ring on his finger, however, this is a point that they selectively ignore.
"Hello!" Wu Hongli was personable, made a very noble appearance, and greeted the other party in standard British English.
"Hello!" The foreigner wiped his mouth with a tissue and smiled at Wu Hongli.
Seeing that the foreigner could skillfully use chopsticks, Wu Hongli said: "You seem to have been in the Celestial Empire for a long time, my name is Wu Hongli, what is your name?" ”
"Fred!" The foreigner's squinting eyes swirled around Wu Hongli's body.
Shi Yaoqian was so angry that he wanted to turn his head with a fist and slap the stinky foreigner who violated his woman, but Xiao Zhang grabbed him and shook his head, so Shi Yaoqian had to knock out his front teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
The foreigner said a word to Wu Hongli, and then continued to eat the hot dry noodles, leaving the "soil emperor" of Yaowan Village aside.
"Xiaoli, what did he just say?" Shi Yaoqian couldn't wait.
Wu Hongli said: "Fred wants to talk to me alone, I hope you can avoid it for a while!" ”
"!" Shi Yaoqian's eyes were red, didn't this stinky foreigner clearly snatch his own heart, uncle and aunt couldn't bear it.
also Xiao Zhang pulled out Shi Yaoqian again, "Director Shi, calm down, impulsive, the whole family crematorium!" ”
"Humph!" Shi Yaoqian gritted his teeth, his eyes were red, and he went out angrily. Half an hour has passed, and the person has not come out yet, only some obscenity sounds have been heard, Shi Yao's front teeth are about to jump, his hair is about to stand up, and his woman in front of him has been robbed by a stinky foreigner, and he can't express his objections, shame!
Although he Shi Yao was a turtle in his previous life and had never seen anything in the world, he was also a soil emperor, and he was bullied to such a point, how sad is it?
At this time, Shi Dihu, the elder brother who was far away in the county below, rushed back, he saw that the situation was not right, and cautiously stepped forward and asked, "Brother, what's the situation?" ”
Shi Yao didn't say a word, raised his foot, and kicked Shi Dihu fiercely, "Scolding the next door, it's all your bad idea, what kind of translation do you want, Xiaoli is still inside!" Shi Yaoqian's eyes were red like rabbits, and he was extremely emotional.
Shi Dihu endured the pain, got up from the ground with a cold breath in his mouth, and still had a smile on his face: "Brother, bear with it, who let others be foreigners?" Even if he's a, don't we have to offer him like an ancestor? ”
"Let your wife accompany the foreign devil, see what you think?" Shi Yaoqian was filled with righteous indignation, today is the most aggrieved day in his life, he has never been the only one who bullied people, but now he is bullied by stinky foreigners.
"Squeak", a man with a somewhat messy clothes and an unfinished sao on his face, swaying the waist of the water snake, walked out of it, followed by the blue-haired and blue-eyed Fred, what made Shi Yaoqian even more angry was that Fred, who had succeeded, defiantly compared his middle finger to Shi Yaoqian.
"Brother, calm down!" Shi Dihu and Xiao Zhang grabbed Shi Yaoqian, who was red-eyed. "You let go of me, I must kill that dead foreigner today!" Who knows, the foreigner rushed to Shi Yao, stretched out his hand and grabbed his head violently, and slammed it on the ground three times, the old guy's head was full of blood, and Wu Hongli screamed in fright.
Shi Yaoqian, who was still coaxing just now, was lying on the ground like a dead dog at this time, his body was constantly twitching, and the foreigner said a few foreign words to Wu Hongli.
"Fred knows that he is wrong, he thinks he must be punished, please deal with him according to the laws of this Celestial Empire!" The foreigner also added, "It's better to lock me up and send me to a detention center!" Wu Hongli translated it to Shi Dihu word for word.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Shi Dihu had a sneer on his face, and he was just short of a wagging tail.
Soon, at the same time that Fred was sent to the detention center of the city bureau, Shi Yaoqian, who was coaxing, was also sent to the hospital.
On the other side of the ocean, in an apartment, a tall and mighty who was as black as the opposite of a pot listened to the report of his subordinates, and shouted badly: "Franklin is in trouble, the people of the Holy Spirit Knights have passed!" ”
To be continued