"Ahh Is it really the two of you? Zhang Daying, is what he said true? Qin Shanshan asked.

"Hey! I said this Qin Da beauty, why don't you always believe my words? ”

"What's strange about this, a big boss, a small driver, of course I believe in the big boss more." Qin Shanshan smiled evilly.

"Hey! Didn't the president just now correct my name? Why are you still mentioning this stubble? Please remember the famous saying, that is, the person who can drive is not necessarily a driver, maybe it is a big boss. Yu Lei said.

"Sister Shanshan, I can testify that those two people are indeed the two of us." Zhang Zheng testified.

"Ahh Is it really the two of you? After listening to Zhang Zheng's testimony, Qin Shanshan was surprised.

"I said Qin Da Beauty, you have repeated this sentence twice, aren't you too tired?" Yu Lei said sarcastically.

"What's so tiring about this? Wasn't I a little surprised? ”

"You should believe it now, right?" Yu Lei asked.

"Of course I did. Especially this little white comrade, who was holding a 38 big cover with a shot and knocking down the cement pole with one shot, was too shocking. Qin Shanshan recalled.

"Hey! Hi! I said Qin Da Beauty, don't we pretend to understand if we don't understand? Is that a 38 big cover? Is the 38 big cover so powerful? It was a Russian V-94 large-caliber anti-materiel sniper rifle. The performance of these two weapons, one in heaven and one on earth, is simply not comparable. The 38 cover can leave a white spot on the cement pole at most, while the V-94 is capable of hitting armor, ships, and planes. Yu Lei said.

"What's even more interesting is that this little white gentleman's humor is so funny." Qin Shanshan still continued to recall the funny scene that day.

"Sister Qin, what's the funny scene?" Zhang Qian asked.

"After he knocked down the cement pole, he didn't forget to humor: yes, the performance of the gun is good, but this bullet is a little worse, or the B-32 armor-piercing incendiary bomb is more effective, not only can blow up objects, but also burn, so that the corpse does not need to be specially disposed of, burned to ashes, the wind blows, and the white land is really clean!" Qin Shanshan presented Yu Lei's original words that day.

"Haha! It's so clean to end up in a white expanse, isn't this the famous saying in people's dream of red mansions, how can it be used here? Zhang Qian said with a smile.

"More ridiculous is yet to come." Qin Shanshan said.

"Sister Qin, is there anything more exciting, can you listen to it?"

After he shot with an armor-piercing bullet, he said to himself: This armor-piercing incendiary bomb is indeed unusual, I heard that at a distance of 500 meters, it can penetrate 16 mm armor, but I don't know what it looks like to penetrate the human body? Why don't you try it with a gangster? ”

"Ahh Aren't these gangs of gangsters scared to pee their pants? Zhang Qian asked.

"Whether they were so scared that they peed their pants can't be seen from TV, but one thing is more certain, that is, some timid underworld elements, after hearing this sentence, were so frightened that they ran away." Qin Shanshan said.

"Wow! I didn't expect Brother Yu to be so powerful. Quite a few years, on the Dangyang Bridge, the leopard's head and eyes shouted loudly, scaring off Cao Cao's millions of soldiers, and now, on the square of Jibei Station, the handsome and dashing Qiao Yulei has a humor to scare away dozens of gangsters, although the times are different, but there are similarities, wonderful! Cui Yingying said.

"I said Sister Yingying, are you complimenting your brother? Or is it a waste of my brother? Yu Lei asked.

"Needless to say, sister, of course I'm praising Brother Yu."

"Compliments? Why didn't I see it? Look at the words you use, such as 'pretty Yu Lei', do you look at my brother and I look like a girl? My brother is an authentic man, real man, this word 'pretty' is used on my brother, it seems to be a bit nondescript, right? ”

"Since Brother Yu has an opinion on the word 'pretty', then use the word 'Jiao'." Cui Yingying said with a smile.

"Girl, haven't you heard the phrase 'a thousand charming is a woman'? The word 'Jiao' is not as good as the word 'pretty'. Although my brother looks like a thousand charming, a disaster to the country and the people, and a person who loves him, he is still a pure man after all, so you still use handsome and dashing and graceful to describe your brother. ”

"Haha! I said, Comrade Xiaobai, is there anyone like you who brag about yourself? Even if you're good-looking, you're not so narcissistic, right? Qin Shanshan said disdainfully.

"What? I said Qin Da Beauty, are you admitting that your brother is good-looking? Yu Lei said to Qin Shanshan.

"I have to say, Xiaobai, you are indeed good-looking and talented, but even if this is the case, we can't be complacent?" Qin Shanshan said.

"You're right, brother, I've always been high-profile and low-key, and I basically gave up all the opportunities to make a name for myself." Yu Lei said unashamedly.