Chapter 84

The Ninety-Five

I always thought I could control them, but in fact, I lied to myself.

From Caitlyn to Ahri, there is no one who is obedient, they live very frankly, they do what they want, in fact, there is nothing wrong with this, as long as you don't cause trouble!

I don't know why Ahri agreed to go out with Xiaoyuntian, but I still believe that Ahri is just idle and bored.

In every man's heart, there is a vixen. This vixen is not the kind that seduces you to ~ bed, but a woman who makes you unable to extricate herself like poison, making your love die and live, knowing that being with her will not end well, but you can't control yourself, just like Li Bar in "Left Ear".

There is no shortage of such things in history, far away like Su Daji, Diao Chan, Yang Guifei, close to Bill Gates's lover, almost made Microsoft split in two.

This is the vixen, the real red face and woe water, the vixen of your world!

The woman who seduced Xiaoyuntian went to the sea, but none of them could enter his heart. And judging from his performance today, Xiao Yuntian is really emotional.

Forget it, except for a little more money, Xiao Yuntian has nothing to do, and it is not the same as the above.

After sending Dawn and Ahri away, the goblins called me back again.

The tinkerer said to me very seriously, "Xiaoqiang, after our research, we have determined that we can make some machines, but according to the materials and knowledge we have so far, we can only make the simplest mechas!" ”

"What do you mean?" I scratched my head, "Be clear! ”

"Good! Let me simply say that we have just entered the second industrial revolution, which is the electrification revolution! Under the current theory, we can make a mecha similar to a car at most, but it is not very useful! To put it bluntly, even if it is made, it is better to let you open the gold cup to hit them! If you want better mechs, we're going to enter the information revolution! The tinkerer talked as he took a pipe in his mouth.

"Stop! I'm not going to let you teach me what the Industrial Revolution is! I interrupted him with black lines.

Where does this come from? I, a promising university graduate living in the 21st century, actually asked a time-traveler from another world to tell me what the scientific and technological revolution is!

"Don't interrupt me!" The tinkerer waved his hand.

"......" me.

I'm speechless, what an academic maniac! Beasts aren't like that anymore, well, they're all busy teaching and making people!

"In other words, almost all of what we make is controlled by humans now, just like we do in Azeroth, but because of the materials, even if it is made on your side, people can't pull it! But we've just discovered that you can use electronic devices instead of humans to operate them, and humans only need to type in commands! ”

"So what?" I was already on the verge of falling asleep, as if I was listening to a book from heaven.

"So we need someone to help me get it done, uh, what?" The tinkerer asked, turning his head.

"Computers and programming, as well as the manufacture of chips and integrated circuits, and so on!" Clockwork added later.

"......" me.

God is really fair, these guys are short and ugly, but their brains are absolutely enough, and in just a few hours, they have evolved directly from the industrial revolution to the information revolution! Einstein can't even compare! I don't know what happened to the big-headed Black Merdinger, and what would happen when he got together with the goblins?

"If you're so, why don't you do it yourself?" I asked curiously.

"We have no problem with the follow-up manufacturing, but we can't do it in terms of programming, I just looked at it, programming requires learning English, and there are a lot of things to memorize, which are not our strengths! Besides, we don't have that kind of work either! The tinkerer said casually, "This is a talent that you need to find!" ”

I? I'm not supposed to fucking let you produce any broken mechs, and I don't know if I'll be able to use them yet! Not to mention how much does it cost to produce high-end chips or something, where can I find this talent alone? There are a lot of people who know how to code, but I can't tell people that this programming is made to make super soldiers? Well, yes, like Gundam!

"Why don't you find someone to study? We'll need to prepare for a while anyway! The tinker suggested when he saw my embarrassment.

"Don't be funny, still studying? Do you know how long I haven't learned? You can't, who else can? I gave him a blank look.

"Carl!" The six goblins said in unison.

yes, I didn't think of that! Carl is a mage, memory, judgment, etc. are very powerful, and the magic element can be sorted by things that sound like a bunker, or is it a three-series, so learning programming is not a piece of cake?

In addition to Carl, I thought about the others again, the female ones were directly excluded, the industry of code farmers was really not suitable for them, but among the men, it seems that only Tianfu and Blue Fat Man can be regarded as serious mages, right?

Heavenly Fury can be dragged over to try, Blue Fatty, forget it, his brain is as stupid as a stone, people rely on technology to cast spells, and he relies on luck!

I was too lazy to run errands and made two phone calls directly.

After waiting for a while, Carl and Celestial Fury walked over, Carl still holding Anne in his arms.

"How did you two get together?" I asked, pointing to Carl and Anne.

"Uncle Carl is amazing! Taught me a lot about magic! Anne smiled sweetly in Carl's arms.

"Say it again! I'm not an uncle! Call me brother! Brother! Karl said frantically, "But little Anne is so smart, she can say anything once, maybe in the future she will surpass me in magic!" ”

"Bragging again! If you don't pretend to be forced, you'll die? I looked at Carl with disdain.

"What are you looking for us for?" Karl asked without embarrassment.

"Learn to Computer!" I took the notebook out of the room.

"Why are you asking me to learn this? Stealing someone's bank card? Carl squinted at me, "Xiaoqiang, don't be forced by money to embark on a road of no return!" ”

After saying that, Carl took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, red China!

I finally know who brought Swain to it!

"Bastard!" I snatched China, "If Lao Tzu is really forced to that step, he will also be forced by you money-burning masters!" ”

"Money, it's called money when it's used, not paper! If you burn it, it's paper money! This kind of thing, if you don't bring it with you in life and don't take it away when you die, of course, you have to spend it while we're still alive! "Carl is talking about the Tao.

"Can you smoke a cheaper one? Like me! I squinted at him.

"I'm such a noble mage, of course I have to smoke the best, otherwise it will be irresponsible to my body!" Carl said as a matter of course, "I'm still saving you money, do you really think I can't buy cigarettes at the price of the Ninety-Five?" ”

I couldn't hold back any longer, and pressed Carl in front of the computer, "If you can't learn programming today, Lao Tzu will turn you into a real ninety-five!" ”

"What do you mean?" Tianfu couldn't help but ask.

"Stripped naked, hung up and hung in the city center, 10,000 people worship every day!"

"Don't you just want to steal your bank card! Can't I help you? "Carl broke free from me.

"It's not a fraudulent bank card!" I said madly.

"That is to hack into the mobile phones and computers of celebrities, steal their nude ~ photos, and then blackmail money?" Carl looked at me with disdain.

"Can you not have so many dirty thoughts in your head!" I said, "But nude ~ photos can be stolen, cough cough, just forget the money, let's just take a look for ourselves!" ”

"Xiaoqiang, you are really hopeless!" Carl shook his head, "And what else do you want to do?" ”

"Of course, I asked you to cooperate with the goblins to make equipment and mechas, which can be used to defend against the witch doctor and the demons!"

"That's it!" Karl frowned, then returned to normal, "Okay! I'll help you! ”

I turned on my computer and downloaded some basic e-books in Java and C, as well as instructional videos and so on.

As a science and engineering man, I have actually learned programming, of course, I only remember two sentences now:

If you are rich

You can go and see the world;

Else

Go back to coding!

......

After Carl and the others started studying, Fiona came to me again.

"Xiaoqiang, I've been thinking about it all night, I think we should go find the witch doctor!" Fiona said worriedly, "Even though we only have one year to live, and after a year, everything will be back to the way it was, but I think there must be some ulterior motive for them to do this!" ”

It's still Fiona who cares more about business, and the others don't bother to talk about them.

"yes, even I can see it! Otherwise, why would they want to work with me? I thought for a moment and said, "But if you go to him, will he say anything?" Besides, the last time I had such a quarrel with the piano girl, I guess he had already moved! ”

"That's better than doing nothing like us, right?" Fiona asked, frowning.

"Doing nothing? Why don't I introduce you to someone too? I laughed.

"If you don't go, I'll go by myself!" Fiona finished and prepared to leave.

"Don't! Just kidding! I quickly grabbed her, "How dangerous it is for you to go alone!" There are a lot of them! Wait, I'll call someone! ”

Then I dragged Galen, Jiawen, Zhao Xin, Captain, and Swain who were still in bed.

This time, maybe something will happen again, of course you have to bring a few who can fight!

But as soon as I heard that I was going to the witch doctor to make trouble, the people who were already crazy crowded into my car.

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze!" I yelled, "I can only seat nine people in this car!" ”

There were seven of them now, and I threw down Teemo, who had crept in, "Two can fight!" ”

Caitlin pulled the crowd away, pulled me down, got into the driver's seat, honked the horn, "Get out of the way!" I'm going to drive! ”

No one listened to her.

Seeing this, Caitlin hung directly in neutral, and with one foot of the accelerator, the golden cup let out a roar.

Frightened, everyone flashed to both sides.

Caitlin took the opportunity to speed away with one foot on the accelerator, leaving me and the others to look at each other.

"Xiaoqiang, don't you have anything to say?" Lena looked at me, and then at the car that was far away.

"Yes!" I chased after him, "Caitlin, you fucking forgot about me!" ”