CHAPTER XXXV

Heaven and earth

I have to say that Ahri's cooking is still good, although the taste is a little strange, probably because I am not familiar with the seasoning here, but two more times, I believe that Ahri will definitely become a superb chef.

Now I'm relieved that I've finally found a chef.

All the heroes ate happily, and everyone persuaded each other to drink and laugh at each other.

Actually, I like this kind of day very much, I have no heart and lungs, I am very happy every day, and if there are no hidden troubles, I am still happy to live a year in such a chic style. Even at this moment, my hatred for the old thing has diminished a lot, after all, he brought me this strange experience, although it was only for a short time.

Even the cold ass of the Heavenly Fury Mage and Swain laughed from time to time, if they could live a good life, who would want to fight and kill all day long? Of course, this theorem only applies to them and us ordinary people, like many heroes in natural disasters, who exist to destroy, maybe that is the meaning of their lives.

Of course, there are still two people at the dinner table, one is Amumu, everyone is laughing, only he is crying.

The other one is Sona, after all, everyone is drinking and talking, and she can only be a silent listener, although she is also laughing, but I can see the pain in her heart, she also hopes to talk and laugh like us, it seems that it is urgent to treat Sona.

After everyone had eaten almost enough, everyone divided into small groups and began to talk about their own topics.

I started going around circles.

"You bastards, you drank all the rum that Lao Tzu had treasured for many years before you died last time!" The captain took a knife and stepped on a stool and pointed at Govin Swain.

"What are you stingy?" Jiawen said nonchalantly, "Why are you in a hurry to drink a little wine?" ”

"Fart! That's a point? The captain said anxiously, "Lao Tzu has been brewing for more than ten years and has made more than a dozen catties, and he has been fucking drunk by you!" ”

I calculated in my heart, there were five of them at that time, each of them drank at least two or three catties, no wonder they were like dead dogs after falling, and they didn't burn their brains, uh, in fact, I think they don't have brains, they deserve to be beaten so badly!

"Why are you talking so much when you're dead!" Zhao Xin raised the wine bottle, "Drink!" ”

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"Do you know how to touch Ahri's ass?" Legend has it that after getting drunk, he began to brag about the goblins and Kutch, and after saying that, he secretly looked at Ahri's nine tails.

"I'm sitting on my lumberjack and thinking it's not a piece of cake?" The Lumbersawer said disdainfully.

"You're stupid! You can just sit the fuck and cut her ass off! Brother Legend slapped him on the head, "I'm talking about our current body!" ”

Everyone looked back at Ahri's long legs, and then thought about their height, "How to touch it?" ”

"Why don't you just walk over and touch it?" I crouched down, "At best, it's a slap in the face!" ”

"Xiaoqiang, go away, it's none of your business!" Legend has it that Brother pushed me.

"Say it quickly!" The goblins got impatient.

"Open black and yellow!" Brother Legend laughed and said, "You pigs! ”

"Actually, it's okay to let Lulu make a big move!" Kutch probably hadn't seen the black and yellow staff, and thought for a moment and said.

"Go, go, you and we are not in the same system!" Legend has it that although Brother said so, he still slapped Kuqi like a brother.

Later, I also learned that those three goblins that I had never heard of were actually a group, a group that made everyone sick, the Bomberman Idol Troupe!

Teemo was following behind Gunny's ass at this time, but Gunnyo didn't seem to appreciate it and ignored Teemo, but Teemo was used to it and enjoyed the process.

Lulu Bobi and the others are constantly digging out the children's clothes I bought, but they are not trying them on for themselves, but they want to disguise Amumu as a human child, which is really loving!

I took Anne to the warehouse and asked her to pick and choose her favorite bears.

But the circle that attracted me the most was the beautiful women, who had already taken out all the clothes I bought, walked back to the room one by one, changed their clothes and stood in a row, and let Parker choose the most suitable one. But I can see that Parker is having a hard time.

These women are really, looking for such a species that is not human, even if she is a mother, can you see the good and the bad?

After they re-entered the room, I brought a chair and sat under the elven dragon, waiting for them to come out.

When they reappear, I feel like my kryptonite eyes are going to be blinded!

All seven of them are wearing long skirts, although they are not valuable goods, but they are beautiful, they look good no matter how they wear them, of course, for me, it is better not to wear them!

It's like buying clothes on a certain treasure, and the models wear it is an effect, and they buy it back for another look, in fact, sometimes it's not that the clothes are bad, but that people can't

At this moment, I seemed to have become a super tyrant, and I came to the VIP box in heaven and earth, and there was a row of the most beautiful little girls standing in front of me, let me choose at will.

"Xiaoqiang?" They came out and saw me.

"Hey, hey, hey!" I looked at the beauties and giggled vigorously.

"Xiaoqiang, how about ordering one to take away tonight?" Caitlin winked at me.

"That's right, Xiaoqiang order one!" Ahri winked at me.

I know they're asking me to choose the most beautiful girl in my heart.

"Mommy, these are not good-looking, change a batch!" I patted Parker above my head.

"Get out!" The women laughed and scolded.

"Shall I order one?"

"Order, order, order!"

The Jean Girl and Fiona just covered their mouths and laughed vigorously, and the other guys all pointed at themselves secretly.

It's so enthusiastic, if only I really ordered it to take away!

Women, they all have vanity, although it's just a joke, but everyone still hopes that they can be chosen.

I stood up, put my hands behind my back, and walked past each of them.

Finally, I walked up to the piano girl in a long blue dress and took her hand, "I think the most beautiful is of course my Sona girl!" ”

Sona covered her mouth in surprise when she heard this.

"Let's go!" I pulled Sona and walked outside.

"Huh?" The crowd was stunned by my actions.

"Of course you want to take it away!" I said without looking back.

"Follow me!" I whispered to Sona.

Sona didn't know what I wanted to do, but she was silently led by me.

I led her to my golden cup, opened the door, and pulled out a fruit six that I had hidden long ago.

This is a brand new Fruit Six, which I bought especially for the piano girl.

"I'll give you this!" I shoved my phone into her hand.

The piano girl couldn't speak, she could only look at me curiously.

"This thing is called a mobile phone, I have one for all of you, and I'll tell you how to use it, but this one of yours is more expensive than the ten of them combined!" I laughed and said, "They don't know how to use mobile phones yet, so don't tell them!" ”

Sure enough, the next moment, the piano girl hugged me.

At this moment, I think I'm such a local tyrant, I spent more than 5,000 just to exchange for this beautiful hug! Actually, I don't think anything about it, because I'm a good person!