Chapter 975: Swearing
"What?!Bow down?Don't you want to fool me with such an ethereal thing!" When Lu Yi heard that the python beast actually said that he wanted to bow to himself in order to repay himself, he suddenly jumped high, like Lu Yi, how can a profiteer not feel at ease if he doesn't see something cheap?
"This Jiaoye deigned to worship you with a kid who didn't even have a spiritual building period, which has already given you a lot of face, why? You dislike this Jiaoye instead?"
"I don't need you to give me face, master, I have face on the human side, and even in your demon clan, I am not without popularity. Like you, master, I can come with a large number of fingers casually, don't you take a fancy to that little thing outside your body, and you want to rely on it and not give it to me, right?" Lu Yi didn't eat this set, he decided that this python beast was the same as himself, a master who only ate inside but didn't spit out.
"So you're here for these things?!These broken copper and iron are not rare, give, take them!" The python suddenly realized that he had met a wealth fan, and he had been thinking about the things of the spiritual monk who had been swallowed by himself, "Now, you can bow to me, right?" Jiao Ye I have never had a decent friend in my life, or I wouldn't have taken the risk to run to this place to survive the catastrophe, but fortunately, God took care of me, let me meet you, and blocked so much trouble for me, so Jiao Ye identified you as a friend, so he put down his body to worship you, you are good, I thought that Jiao Ye I was greedy for money!"
It roared at Lu Yi angrily, and it happened that the little monkey sat on the back of the giant tiger and carried the middle-aged woman's head with an iron rod and returned victoriously, it saw the strange man in front of it, and its brain couldn't turn for a while, this person was obviously not the guy who fought with Lu Yi just now, but this person made it feel a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere, and where did the fierce villain just now? It didn't care about showing off the loot in front of Lu Yi, so it jumped off the back of the giant tiger and came to the man in white, circling around him again and again, as if to find something from him that made him stunned.
Lu Yi felt a little embarrassed when he heard the words of the python beast, he didn't expect that people really wanted to worship him, and the appearance of the little monkey broke his embarrassment in time, but he said stubbornly: "Who can see these rags, I have good things." It's just that I've been in contact with a lot of foreign races since I was a child, but I've never bowed to anyone. Do you think that your cultivation is great, tell you, I still have a big brother Niu who has forgotten his old age, and he is already a ninth-order shape-shifting demon beast, and he has never said that I have climbed him by associating with him. ”
The python's anger obviously did not subside, "Hmph, others are others, I am me, I have only heard that the human world is extremely sinister, but I didn't expect that I came from the Chaos Sea to the Great Hidden Ze over the years, and the people I have seen and contacted are more hypocritical and cunning than I imagined, far less good than dealing with our kind." It's hard to take a fancy to one, but I'm still looked down upon by others, since you don't look down on me, then I don't climb high, you take these things, I also follow our promises, I owe you two favors, you have something to ask me to help in the future, although the message is sent to me, I will go to the Terran world to visit, if it is really not suitable for me to stay, I still honestly go back to my Chaos Sea. ”
From its tone, Lu Yi could hear that the python was very disappointed, Lu Yi was a little embarrassed now, the world of demon beasts is indeed much simpler than the world of the human race, of course, the demon beasts after the transformation are different, they will also appear a watershed, some of the transformation demon beasts are still simple, some of them have more contact with the human race and suffer more and have some bad habits, and some are not born good, and they have become even more intensified after the transformation. Now it seems that this python is not too bad, at least he knows how to repay his kindness, and he is very trustworthy, if he gets along as a friend, it is not a bad thing. Lu Yi was thinking about it, feeling that someone was pulling his sleeve, he looked down and saw the little monkey, looking at himself with an expectant face, the little monkey just listened to the conversation between the two and understood that this guy in his eyes was the big snake before, although the little monkey didn't like snakes, but after being with Xiao Jiao in Yu Peili for a long time, he didn't hate this kind of long thing. The perception between monsters and beasts is much more accurate than that between humans, and the little monkey can clearly perceive the sincerity of the python, so it pulls Lu Yi's sleeve with one hand and the sleeve of the python with the other hand to act as a middleman.
"This, in fact, you misunderstood what I meant," Lu Yi hurriedly made excuses for himself under the steps of the little monkey, "I am actually deliberately hitting you, making you feel that it is not whimsical to do something in the world of the human race." The human race is not like your demon race, one is one, two is two, some people say one on their lips, but what they actually think in their hearts is already two or three or even a hundred or thousand. If you are so willful, then when you go to the territory of the human race in the future, you will have to roll up and roll back to your hometown after three days and two ends that you are not allowed to be bullied? ”
Although Lu Yi was looking for himself to go under the stairs, but his words were not unreasonable, the python beast listened to Lu Yi's words but lowered his head and fell into deep thought, "When I dealt with those wastes before, I relied on my strength to be too much higher than them, and there were benefits for them, so the two sides hit it off, and I didn't think it was complicated to deal with people, but you, these words made me have to think about it, is the human world really so terrible? Then are you also calculating me?"
"Get out, it's too late for me to hide from an idiot like you, what do you do to me?" Lu Yi said angrily to the python beast that looked at him with a wary face, but he didn't expect this guy to learn quite quickly, and he thought of himself in a blink of an eye.
"Since you don't count me, then let's bow down, I won't go to the Terran world alone, I'll follow you, see how you deal with people, and when I'm almost done, I'll go out by myself." "The python is not stupid at all, it immediately thought of leaning on the big tree of Lu Yi.
"What's the good of swearing to me? I have to take care of you, a guy who doesn't understand human feelings, and I'll wipe your ass if you get into trouble. Lu Yi is calculating and reaping benefits all the time.
"I can be your bodyguard. ”
"No, I won't live well without you, besides, as far as you are concerned, you are not an opponent if I come to any of my subordinates. ”
"Less, if you have a powerful bodyguard, you can be beaten so badly?"
"I did it on purpose, I wanted to see how many pounds I had. ”
"If you can't beat others, you can say that it's deliberate, the skin of human beings is really thicker than the skin of our demon beasts!"
"Get out, get away, don't think about the sworn goodbye again, I don't know you!"
"Yo, this is annoying?!Okay, I'll go, and in the future, when I meet people, I will say that you were beaten into a pig's head, where do I see your face going?"
"Do you dare? Believe it or not, I'll kill you right now?"
One person and one python started talking like this, and in the end, Lu Yi didn't agree with each other again, and once again released Xiaoling Xiaojiao to compare with this guy who just transformed and didn't know the height of the sky. But when Xiao Jiao appeared, the python beast suddenly exclaimed, saying that the inheritance he obtained after the tribulation contained information about the transformation of the real Jiao clan, and if Lu Yi wanted to know, he had to bow to him. For this threatening proposal, Lu Yi finally reluctantly accepted, in his own words, everything is for the good of Xiao Jiao, let Xiao Jiao transform as soon as possible, or go back as soon as possible to take revenge, and rescue its turtle grandfather, but it moved Xiao Jiao to a great time.
Lu Yi, who had earned enough favors, finally married the python, but the two guys quarreled again over who would be the eldest brother, and those who did not give in had to be the boss. One said that he was old and should be a big brother, and the other said that he had a lot of experience and had to take care of the idiot who didn't know anything about everything, and he had to be his own big brother. However, there is one thing that the two of them have a rare consensus, that is, in the name of the python beast, Lu Yi gave it a very elegant name - Bai Chunze, which means that the python is arrogant and hidden in spring, and the python is extremely satisfied with this, saying that he wanted to break his head and didn't think of a name that could make the woman listen to it, or you have a lot of flowers and intestines. I don't know if it's because of the nature of this python beast, it has been shouting to find a few beautiful Terran women as companions since it transformed, and it mentioned this matter at every turn without leaving the bank in three sentences, which made Lu Yi, a guy who was born not interested in women, also quite a headache. The two guys just fought all the way, and soon turned Da Yinze around, Bai Chunze looked around like a curious baby every time he followed Lu Yi into the Terran village, and even stared at others with his eyes after seeing the woman, plus his cultivation was so high that the women who were looked at by it were scared all day long, and the relatives of those women also dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, and several times Lu Yisheng pulled it away.
The matter of finding people ended in Lu Yi's disappointment again, it seems that the matter of finding people is coming to an end at this point, and the next thing is to concentrate on doing the things arranged by the old man to make his reputation as soon as possible, so that his subordinates can find him.