Table ...... Bracelet?! ”

Yun Kai jumped up from his seat and rushed to the window with one lunge.

Five meters away in front of the window, on a bare locust tree, dozens of pigeons, sparrows, magpies and other small birds are parked, and a hundred birds are surrounding a colorful parrot like a phoenix, and they are singing coquettishly.

Such a sassy parrot, who else can there be besides the bracelet?

Yun Kai pushed open the window of the box, and the watch bracelet rushed in like a gust of wind, and pecked at him on the head.

"Yaba butterfly!" Yun Kai covered his head and shouted: "Say that you don't peck your face, I won't pull my hair......"

The bracelet did not give up, even grabbed and pecked, looking like gray and angry, and had already thrown the rules of the rivers and lakes of Butterfly Valley out of the clouds, and even the funny flower face turned bright red with excitement.

The room was full of people.

Yan Xiaoyi swallowed hard, and said in her heart, Is this Nima still a pet bird? He had heard the name of the parrot god parrot for a long time, and today he finally met the real person, oh no, the real bird, and he was still thundered by it.

One person and one bird finally had enough "intimacy", and when he returned to the table, Yun Kai introduced in a curtling manner: "I would like to introduce you to a new pot friend, my little friend watch bracelet......

"Bracelet, say hello to everyone!"

The bracelet stood on Yun Kai's shoulder, tilted his head, squinted his small eyes, and croaked: "Hello, hello, hello!" ”

The watch bracelet with a cute appearance immediately won everyone's favor, and they greeted it with a smile. Su Hang sandwiched a peanut bean for it, and this thing was actually very faceless, and twisted his head to the side.

Yun Kai awkwardly explained: "It probably wants to eat meat." You feed it snails and try ......"

Sure enough, as soon as Su Hang took out a plate of snails from the vegetable rack, the watch bracelet jumped directly on the table, picked one up and put it aside, stretched out his blunt tongue and sucked it, and sucked the snail meat into his mouth cleanly, with a humanized expression of satisfaction on his face.

Yan Xiaoyi laughed and asked, "Yunkai, you look like a good little friend, what are you a god horse bird?" ”

The bracelet asked like this: "Yunkai, you look like a good little friend, what is a god horse bird?" ”

"I'll wipe it!" Yan Xiaoyi was dumbfounded, and was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

"I'll wipe it!" The bracelet pretended to be, and the belly slandered and said that you are fighting with me?

Yan Xiaoding choked on his own saliva and slapped his chest hard. Su Hang and Xia Hanshuang hugged each other, desperately rubbing their sore stomachs. Jin Yutang took a sip of tea in his mouth, couldn't help but "poof", and quickly turned his head and sprayed behind him......

Yun Kai called the waiter over and added a set of utensils beside him, but took away the chopsticks and spoons. As a representative of the second type of intelligent beings on the earth, the watch bracelet has long occupied a seat at home, and the dining action has been trained by the old man to be quite a gentleman.

The bracelet is full of gorgeous and beautiful feathers, which is also an irresistible temptation for girls. After much courtesy and seduction, the bracelet finally accepted the conversation between the two women, jumped on their hands and shoulders, and finally arched into their arms.

Su Hang and Xia Hanshuang didn't know the bottom of the bracelet, and they scrambled to hold it to their chests, stroking its soft feathers, and stars twinkling in their eyes......

"Oh, the cake seller!" Yun Kai covered his eyes in shame.

When the bracelet was rubbing on Su Hang's chest, Xia Hanshuang asked curiously: "What a cute little thing!" What else will it do? ”

"Uh-" Yun Kai looked at the watch bracelet that was pretending to be crazy and stupid, and his head was as big as a bucket and he didn't dare to break it, so he had to rub his earlobe and say, "Well, when you shake your left hand, it will say 'hello'." ”

"What about shaking your right hand?"

"It will say 'goodbye.'"

"Sister Su, you put it down," Xia Hanshuang said with great interest, "Let's try to see how smart it is!" ”

The watch chain reluctantly jumped out of the arms of Su Hang.

Xia Hanshuang shook her left hand in front of it, glanced at the owner of the watch chain, and croaked helplessly: "Hello! ”

Su Hang also found it funny, shaking his right hand with a grin, and the bracelet responded listlessly, "Goodbye!" ”

Hello left hand, goodbye right hand, left hand hello, right hand goodbye......

The two girls were having so much fun that they couldn't stop at all.

In the end, the watch bracelet stopped working, jumped back on Yun Kai's shoulder and pecked him on the earlobe, and complained loudly: "Master, they want to play with your birds!" ”

The room was full of people who suddenly became silent, and then they blew up.

……

On the way back to Yuzhou University, a pair of birdmen in Butterfly Valley had the opportunity to talk about their hearts.

The watch chain muttered and complained: "Yunkai, let me tell you, the watch chain is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!" You ran away alone, and my brother was about to suffocate to death in the village......"

Yunkai was troubled by its noise, and quickly stopped the topic and asked, "Did you find this place because of your swelling?" ”

"Don't you look at who my brother is?" The bracelet said triumphantly: "Brother is the bracelet of the parrot!" Kick the Nanshan Harrier, peck the Jiangbei Eagle Falcon in the beak, and fight all over Chongqing to be invincible!

"Then my brother gave an order, and hundreds of little brothers were all around, and it was not easy to find someone? By the way, my brother also took a few concubines by the way......"

The thing lowered his voice, "quack" laughed twice, and said incomparably: "I just discovered a secret." A 34C, a 36D, right? ”

"What do you mean?"

"Pretend, you keep pretending!"

"You hypocritical humans, I really can't understand it! As a male creature, is it normal for a mating person to do/love to do things? The bracelet looked at the owner's expression and didn't look like a fake, tilted his head and said with disdain: "Anyway, you are familiar with them, and you haven't even figured out the size of your bust?!" ”

The bracelet of the parrot is really yellow and violent. Yun Kai Gray often wonders that there is no lower limit for the undisciplined operation of this goods, who did he learn it from?

One person and one bird returned to the downstairs of the dormitory, and they ran into Yu Xizhou and She Qingzhu from the Five Poisons Gate.

The bracelet was immediately put back on the dumb bird, and Yun Kai asked in surprise: "Brother Yu, Sister She, what are the two of you?" ”

Yu Xizhou nodded and said, "We came all the way to find you." ”

"It's so late, do you two have anything to do?" Yun Kai had a guess in his heart, but he said quietly: "The gambling fight between our two families is imminent, you come to me at night, and you are not afraid of falling into the eyes of others, saying that you are suspected of being a foreign enemy?" ”

She Qingzhu and Yu Xizhou glanced at each other, threw a wink in a charming manner, and said with a smile: "My sister has come downstairs to you, and you don't invite us to come in and sit down?" Don't worry, my sister won't eat you again......"

When the little virgin heard this, he turned his head in fright and ran.

The watch chain squatting on his shoulder sent an invitation for him: "Let's go into the house and talk!" ”

Yunkai couldn't deny it, so he had to swallow this evil breath temporarily, but an urge to abuse and kill pets surged in his heart.

Queen Xia said that he was a troublemaker, which was definitely because she was rare and strange, and she had not seen the power of the watch chain. This thing has imitated his voice since he was a child, and even Old Man Yun can't tell it clearly, where can Yu Xizhou and She Qingzhu hear it?

The two followed Yun Kai into the house and sat down on the sofa in the living room. Yun Kai poured two glasses of boiled water and handed them over, and said with a false face: "The humble house is simple, it is not as big as the great cause ......of the Five Poison Sect, please don't mind the two of you."

"Brother Yun, don't scold us." Yu Xizhou shook his head and smiled bitterly: "How long the Five Poison Sects can exist is unknown......

Yun Kai grinned and said, "It seems that Brother Yu has no confidence in this gambling fight?" ”

"I was confident. But by your words in the afternoon, my confidence was completely lost. ”

"Where do you start?" Yun Kai said that he was very innocent, and said with a pure and harmless face: "I came here with good intentions." Butterfly Valley can also be regarded as a dark river and lake vein, how can I watch you break up a good sect because of the "Five Poisons Sutra"? So I prepared for losing to you in advance, and the purpose of putting forward that condition was to think that even if I lost, it would sound better to say it......"

Yu Xizhou listened to him talking nonsense in circles, knowing that he couldn't talk about it if he didn't find out what he meant, so he took out a few pinhole cameras and bugs from his pocket, threw them on the coffee table and said, "Yunkai, we have dealt with each other several times." These things were discovered by the owner of Feng Zhuang, they should have been installed by Yan Xiaoyi, right? ”

"Yan Xiaoyi would actually do this?" Yun Kai's face was not red, and he said to his relatives in righteousness: "This person is too unkind, I will definitely criticize and educate him when I turn back!" ”

"The current situation of our Five Poison Sects, you must already know everything." Yu Xizhou glared at him, and then said, "I came here with Qingzhu tonight to have an open and honest conversation with Brother Yun......

Yun Kai's eyes turned around on the faces of the two, seeing that the other party didn't look like he was here to kill him, he spread his hands and said, "Okay, what do you want to talk about?" ”

Yu Xizhou glanced at She Qingzhu, looked directly at Yun Kai and said, "Let's talk about things and people, don't care if you offend." When Old Man Yun took away the "Five Poisons Sutra", he should have felt that the poison technique of the Five Poisons Gate still had some merits, am I right? ”

"That's probably what it looks like." Yun Kai nodded.

"When we first met, you said that the value of a book is not in the book itself, but in the substance it carries. I would like to ask Brother Yun, what is the difference between the "Five Poisons Sutra" and a printed book of dozens of yuan to your Butterfly Valley? ”

Yun Kai was about to refute, but Yu Xizhou continued: "But its value to the Five Poison Sect is completely different, and it is a symbol of the power of the Council of Elders. I'll tell you the truth, during Brother Yun's stay in Yudu, it's not that no one raised it, catch you and threaten Old Man Yun to exchange books for people - Brother Yun is good at poison, but martial arts shouldn't be strong, it's not difficult to do this, right? ”

"My grandfather was so cruel." Yun Kai said with a little sarcasm: "I guess you probably don't dare, right?" ”

"Don't dare?!" Yu Xizhou sneered: "Even the dragon god dares to start, what else do they dare not do?" I didn't do anything to you, but my grandfather admitted to gambling and forced it down! ”

"Dragon God?" Yun Kai's eyes lit up, and he raised his voice and asked, "The July Flowing Fire on his body is really under your Five Poison Sect?" ”

"I'm not afraid to tell you that although there is no definite evidence, it should be related to the Wu family. After the Wu family moved overseas, they had actually betrayed the Five Poison Sect, and you can tell the Dragon God about this. Yu Xizhou nodded, turned back to the previous topic and said: "We came to find you, and even did not hesitate to expose our own ugliness, hoping to reach a private agreement with you......"

"What agreement?"

"No matter what the outcome of the gambling fight is, Qingzhu and I ask you in our personal capacity to return the Five Poison Gate to the Five Poison Gate."

Yu Xizhou glanced at She Qingzhu, and She Qingzhu nodded with a complicated expression. Yu Xizhou continued: "Only when we get back the Five Poisons Scripture can we have a chance to win over the middle faction, clean up the portal, and reorganize the Five Poisons Gate. In exchange, Qingzhu and I accepted the condition of losing the gambling fight and worked for you unconditionally for ten years! ”

"You two?" Yun Kai asked teasingly, "What else are you going to do besides poisoning?" ”

"Little brother, we can't compare to you in poison arts, but you can't underestimate us." She Qingzhu twisted the waist of the water snake, smiled charmingly and said, "Sister is not only good at bartending, but also very good at ** Oh?" Otherwise, your little lovers will be handed over to my sister to train you, so as to ensure that you will be inexhaustible in this life, and your sexual blessings will be boundless......"

"Quack quack ......" The bracelet on the windowsill was about to laugh and jump up and down with fluttering little wings.

It really wants to say for the owner, this can be there, it really can be there, it can be there at all......

The little virgin immediately raised his hand in surrender and asked embarrassedly: "What do you want me to do, do you want to release water in the fight?" ”

"Quite the opposite. We want you to give it your all! ”