Chapter 244: Brother-in-law, Brother Is Here
Lin Haofeng's body suddenly trembled, and he hurriedly turned around and smiled at the snake, so that he could coax the woman well, and secretly wiped a handful of cold sweat, and said in his heart that this woman is really difficult to serve.
At this time, the onlookers seemed to be confused, isn't this the plot of the prodigal son asking for his daughter-in-law back? What does this handsome guy do? And it seems that I still know those two beauties, and the relationship is not bad? Could it be that the hidden plot was triggered again?
A hooligan approached the red-haired boy and asked in a low voice, "Boss, what should I do?" If it gets bigger, it won't end well. ”
"What else can I do? Have you ever seen such a beautiful girl? If you don't get it back and try it well, Grandma Grandma won't regret it. The red-haired ghost glared at the kid, said coldly, and then looked at Lin Haofeng, his eyes kept rolling, as if he was thinking.
Lin Haofeng sneered, looked at the red-haired ghost, and raised his voice and asked, "Hey, red-haired ghost, you said she was your daughter-in-law, so what is her name?" Where to stay? How tall is it, how much does it weigh, and what is its measurements? ”
As soon as Lin Haofeng's words came out, the red-haired boy was stunned, he really didn't know, who the hell had time to investigate this. Isn't this a coincidence, but the red-haired ghost looked at the enchanting figure of the snake and his heart was hot, and he naturally refused to give up easily.
"I, I'm ......" The red-haired ghost was speechless for a while, and suddenly remembered that the little girl called her sister snake, and quickly her eyes lit up, and she shouted: "Of course I know, her name is snake, can I still not know the name of my daughter-in-law?" ”
Lin Haofeng was stunned when he heard this, he didn't expect that this little red hair really knew the name of the snake, not only him, but even the person concerned was stunned, when did he say his name?
The red-haired ghost saw Lin Haofeng's surprised expression, and immediately smiled proudly, and the few younger brothers behind him suddenly looked at their eldest brother like a fairy, it was really a cow, but I didn't expect the eldest brother to mess around, and he was really blind.
Lin Haofeng touched his head, and then remembered that Lin Ying had just said that they were bullying Sister Snake, and he should have been heard by this red-haired ghost at that time.
"Snakes? Hmph, I'm still a cat, I don't care if what you say is right or not, what about the rest? If you can still guess, I don't care. Lin Haofeng touched his nose helplessly, and then said, "If she is really your daughter-in-law, don't you know where she lives, her height and weight?" ”
"This, I, her, weigh a hundred pounds." The red-haired ghost's gaze fell on the snake's body, hesitated for a moment, and then said.
The snake was immediately anxious when he heard it, where does the old lady have a hundred catties, obviously it is ninety-nine catties, you can find out that one catty for the old lady!
Lin Haofeng hurriedly grabbed the angry snake and whispered in her ear: "Don't worry, why are you angry?" Stay and watch me teach him a lesson. ”
"Go on, and the height and measurements, and the address." Lin Haofeng stopped the snake, then looked at the red-haired ghost with a smile and said.
"Height, height is one meter seven, three measurements are, eighty-eight, sixty, ninety-two." The red-haired ghost's face turned slightly red and shouted.
The snake heard it and burst out again, in the end, the old lady is ninety, not eighty-eight, your mother is eighty-eight, and your whole family is eighty-eight!
Lin Haofeng struggled to stop the snake again, and Xian Lingxue saw the two of them behind him like living treasures, and immediately laughed, fortunately she was still wearing large glasses at this time, otherwise her peerless appearance would not have shocked the world, but even if this blocked most of them, it was still the people present who looked at the eyeballs that fell to the ground, and they looked at Xian Lingxue one by one, obsessed, even the red-haired ghost was dumbfounded.
"Ahem."
Lin Haofeng coughed dryly, pulled everyone's souls back, and then looked at the red-haired ghost with a smile: "It's good, it's a pity, none of them are right." ”
The red-haired ghost suddenly became furious, and jumped to his feet angrily: "You kid is playing me, right?" So how much do you know? ”
Lin Haofeng smiled slightly: "Of course I know, not only these, what do I like to eat and drink, I even know what birthmarks her aunt has on her body, do you know all this?" ”
Sure enough, when the red-haired ghost heard this, his face suddenly turned ugly, and his eyes stared at Lin Haofeng viciously, as if he wanted to eat him raw.
Behind him, the snake heard Lin Haofeng's nonsense and suddenly blushed, ashamed and angry, this bastard, why do you say everything, it's good that you know it yourself, why do you say it, it's shameful.
And Xian Lingxue didn't have much displeasure, she still looked at Lin Haofeng with a smile, as if she would support him in whatever he did.
"Hmph, you kind of garbage still want to ask her to be a wife, go dream!" Lin Haofeng said coldly, and immediately let the people around him understand, it turned out that these people were not prodigal sons, nor did they pray for his wife to change her mind, but liars.
Suddenly, a circle of reprimands and insults rang out, which made the red-haired ghost and a few hooligans suddenly panic, and the red-haired ghost was even more annoyed, reaching out to push away the crowd and about to run, but was pulled back by Lin Haofeng with his hand.
"What's wrong? When something good is exposed, you want to run away? Lin Haofeng sneered.
"You, you let go, tell you, Lao Tzu is Brother Tiger's person, provoke Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu makes you unable to eat and walk around!" The red-haired ghost immediately roared with a red face.
"Hmph, Brother Tiger? What kind of green onion is he? You provoked my woman, do you want to leave like this? Lin Haofeng sneered, Brother Tiger? Lao Tzu is still Brother Long.
"Hmph, even Brother Tiger doesn't know, do you dare to cross me? Brothers, teach him a lesson and let him know how Brother Tiger's name is written. "The red-haired ghost's eyes are red, he is already very angry, he can't afford to take a fancy to the two beautiful girls, and he hasn't even started to hold his hand, where did you come from?
"Yo, what's the matter, let's do it? It's too uncalm, it's too impulsive, you know, impulsiveness is the devil. Lin Haofeng smiled and hurriedly patted the red-haired ghost's shoulder, but it made the latter even more arrogant.
"Hmph, I'll let you know what the devil is like." The red-haired ghost sneered again and again, thinking that Lin Haofeng was cowardly, he raised his hand and punched it towards Lin Haofeng's face, Lao Tzu looked at your face uncomfortably!
Lin Haofeng smiled and took it with one hand, his palm wrapped around his fist, and he was stunned to let the red-haired ghost advance and retreat, "The strength is too small." ”
Seeing that things had evolved to this point, the people around them had already moved their hands and immediately retreated, and at this moment, a scolding came, making the crowd automatically give way.
"The police are coming, give way."
And when the red-haired ghost saw the leader coming over, he immediately smiled, God really helped him, and hurriedly shouted at the leading policeman: "Brother-in-law, brother is here." ”