The blind old man pestle on crutches, clucking on the ground, walking along the street, crossing an endless road, Xiao Liu quietly followed behind the blind old man, judging from the behavior of the blind old man, the eyes are really blind, but the old man walks, calmly, it seems that the old man is already very familiar with this road.

The old man walked across the road, passing through a narrow alley, although the alley is small, but there are many people living in it, the old man seems to be very familiar with this area, I saw him walking while laughing and greeting people: "Aunt Liu, your sanitary napkin fell out!" ”

After a while, a shoe flew towards the back of the old man's head, but it was run away by the old man's dodging left and right, and the voice of the Liu family's aunt shrew scolding the street came from the side of the street: "Stinky blind man, you have opened your eyes, you can see the old lady's sanitary napkin falling out...... You're not ashamed ......."

"Haha, Widow Zhao, your ass is getting bigger again......"

"Dead Blind Man...... The old man is not ashamed, come to eat the old lady's tofu again! ”

After the old man teased the aunt of the Liu family, he went to touch Widow Zhao's buttocks, and ran away after touching it, running faster than a rabbit, and the provoked Widow Zhao looked at the old man's back, scolded and scolded, and then twisted her ass and walked into the house.

"Little brother, the cake is not eaten like this, come on, let the uncle give you a bite of the moon, think about how beautiful the moon in the sky is, do you want to have such a beautiful moon~"

The old man passed by the alley, and began to play with the children again, but the children crossed their hands on their waists, retreated back, and a bunch of children pointed to the old man and sang: "The car is eager for the highway, the flowers and plants are eager for rain and dew, the old man is not ashamed and desperately longs for estrogen, and the seventy and eighty want a daughter-in-law, but unfortunately there are countless aunts and widows, and there are no beautiful women to patronize, or they are married women, and the rest are unsightly...... The blind old man wants a daughter-in-law...... Helpless helpless ......"

"Giggles......

After singing and dancing, the children made a grimace at the old man, and ran away with a grin, but the old man was very thick-skinned and didn't care at all, and walked to the farthest side of the alley, and shouted: "Open the door!" Open the door! ”

After a long time, the dog baby opened the door in a daze, but was smashed by the old man's fist, and scolded fiercely: "It's only less than ten o'clock, you close the door and sleep, you kid!" ”

The dog's hair was unkempt, and there was still dream saliva on the side of his mouth, he touched his aching head and complained: "Master, we open a coffin shop, besides, who comes to our coffin shop every day to buy coffins." ”

"You little brute, I picked you up for my teacher, raised you to such a big age, I finally opened a coffin shop, I saved up for you to go to school, I saved up for your tuition, and I also started a side business, and went to the stall to tell fortunes, is it easy for me?"

When the dog baby heard this, there was dissatisfaction on her immature little face, and she muttered and said: "Master, in fact, we don't have to work so hard, you obviously have superb Taoist skills, why don't you show your true kung fu and make people think that you are a liar, you see, now adults and children are all making up songs and scolding you in a different way." ”

When the old man heard this, he raised his crutches, aimed them at the dog, and started a temper: "What! Your wings are stiff, aren't you, my store can't accommodate your big Buddha, don't you hate to live a hard life with the master! ”

The dog baby saw that the old man was angry, tears fell down, and her voice choked up: "Master, you misunderstood the apprentice, the apprentice just doesn't want to see you work too hard, and I don't want everyone to misunderstand that my master is a person who doesn't learn and doesn't know, in my heart, my master is tall and has always been my role model, how can I allow others to slander the reputation of the master!" ”

When the old man heard this, his heart softened, and he sighed: "Dog baby, you don't understand, many things are better than less, and you will slowly understand the master's hard work in the future." ”

"Master, there is a young man who has been looking at our coffin!"

The dog baby pointed to Xiao Liu and said to the old man.

The old man turned around and asked with a smile, "Are you here to buy a coffin or to tell my fortune from the blind man?" ”

Xiao Liu shook his head and said embarrassedly: "None of them!" ”

The blind man shook his face, looked indifferent, and replied, "In that case, please go back." ”

"It was the coffin Taoist priest who asked me to come to you!"

"I don't know, please go back!"

Yu Blind turned around and replied in an indifferent voice.

Xiao Liu was in a hurry and shouted: "The coffin Taoist is Cui Zhi, Cui Zhi asked me to come to you!" ”

This time, the blind man froze, his footsteps hung in the air, tears flowed from his eyes, and he muttered: "Cui Zhi! After so many years, you are willing to appear, hehe! ”

"Master, who is Cui Zhi!"

"An old friend!"

After the blind man answered simply, he greeted the dog baby: "Dog baby, please invite him into the inner room." ”

Xiao Liu looked up, and there was a tattered black signboard above the store, with six big characters written on it: Yu Blind Coffin Shop

Xiao Liu looked at the coffin shop, the coffins on the second road in the store were lined up all the way, which made the atmosphere of the whole coffin shop depressed, giving people a sense of heaviness, not only that, but there were also some wreaths in the store, as well as a variety of funeral banners, and on both sides of the coffin shop, on both sides of the door, there were two paper-tied boys and girls, which were particularly conspicuous at the door.

Before Xiao Liu came in, he deliberately glanced at the two paper people, the two paper people were about one meter four, which was equivalent to the height of a child, and the two paper people were red men and green women, the man's thick eyebrows and big eyes, his face was pale, he was wearing a black hat on his head, and he was wearing a red coat with bright colors, like a blood-stained red coat, with a pair of black cloth shoes under his feet, and the girl was holding two buds on her head, her black eyes had no pupils, and she looked lifeless, but her lips were painted bright red. It was as if he had just sucked blood, and the two paper people were placed at the gate, which made Xiao Liu feel that they were living people and not dead people.

Yu Blind took Xiao Liu into the inner room, the inner room is about twenty square meters, there is a single bed in it, there is a black coffin, and all the free places are shelved funeral supplies, such an environment makes Xiao Liu frown, and said: "You are a friend of the coffin Taoist, then I will call you senior." ”

Yu Blind sat on the coffin with his buttocks, and then skillfully sat cross-legged on top of the black coffin, and waved his hand and said, "What kind of senior, call me Yu Blind." ”

"Okay, but Yu Blind, you are so big here, but there is only one bed, so how are you and your apprentice going to sleep?"

The blind man replied simply: "This is simple, he sleeps in the bed, and I sleep in the coffin!" ”