"Good! You asked me to beat it! ”

Yun Kai stretched out his hand lightly, grabbed the right wrist of the policeman surnamed Liu, and with a strange twist of his body, he got behind him, directing the policeman surnamed Liu to fight against Director Kou!

What is the situation of Nima? Liu Anbang and his little friends were stunned.

Director Kou didn't understand the situation, and while dodging the baton in the hands of the policeman surnamed Liu, he scolded with his head and face: "Bastard! What the hell are you doing with TMD? ”

"Director! It's not me, I don't have any strength left! The policeman surnamed Liu was treated as a meat shield by Yunkai, and shouted in horror: "He...... He knows how to do magic! My body is controlled by him! ”

The windmill rider with a pillow in the corner was also shocked. He was going to cosplay the heroic bombardier, ready to throw the pillow as an explosive bag at any time, but he didn't expect the situation to reverse in a blink of an eye - the great god deserves to be a great god, and 1V2 also wants to take a double kill, this is the rhythm of the super god!

Director Kou's eyes were fierce, and he couldn't care about the safety of his subordinates at this time, his baton couldn't reach Yunkai, so he simply stabbed the policeman surnamed Liu.

With a wicked smile on the corner of Yun Kai's mouth, his hands suddenly let go, and he kicked the ass of the policeman surnamed Liu!

Director Kou is used to being powerful, his skills have been abandoned for many years, and the policeman surnamed Liu was wasted by Yunkai's medicine again, and the two collided together by surprise, and in a burst of "crackling" electric shocks, their bodies kept spasmodic and trembling, and then fell to the ground crookedly!

“DoubleKill！” Windmill lost the pillow in his hand and acted as a voice actor for LOL in time.

Yun Kai had long hated these two unscrupulous policemen who aided in the abuse, grabbed Director Kou's collar and picked him up, and punched him on his fat stomach with a fist!

One punch.

One punch.

Another punch!

Director Kou screamed like a pig, and his mouth was still threatening: "Let go!" You dare to attack the police?! ”

"You also deserve the word policeman?" Yun Kai sneered: "I think you are a pig!" ”

"Great God, please don't insult the pig!" The windmill came over and kicked the policeman surnamed Liu a few times by the way.

Director Kou's belly feels much better than a sandbag, so the opportunity to practice boxing is rare, and Yun Kai did not stop.

Director Kou finally couldn't stand it anymore, and begged for mercy with tears in his eyes: "Don't fight!" Please don't fight! ”

"I'm not a policeman, I'm not as good as a pig and a dog, you...... Stop! ”

Liu Anbang, who was in the duty room, saw that the situation was not good, and secretly slipped to the door.

Yun Kai kept staring at him from the corner of his eye, and immediately grabbed the baton on the ground, turned on the current to the maximum and threw it into the air, kicking Liu Anbang in the back of the heart!

Syllable!

Liu Anbang's body shook like chaff, fell to the ground with a thud, and never got up again.

Yun Kai dropped Director Kou, who was as limp as mud, took out the key from his pocket, opened the locker and took out his belongings with the windmill car, and dialed Gong Qianshan's number from the mobile phone address book.

"Yunkai?" Gong Qianshan received a call from Yunkai for the first time, and he still had some doubts in his heart.

"Officer Gongda!" Yun Kai said expressionlessly: "Our police in Yudu are very good and powerful!" ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"I'm not interesting." Yun Kai gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't show up for fifteen minutes, I will set fire to the Shayang Police Station!" ”

"I warn you, don't come nonsense......" Gong Qianshan's words were not finished, but a busy sound came from the microphone.

Putting down the phone, the more Gong Qianshan thought about it, the more wrong it became, and immediately called two capable subordinates, left the city police station and went straight to the Shayang Police Station. Sitting in the back seat of the police car, Gong Qianshan pondered for a while, and called Xia Hanshuang again.

Xia Hanshuang shouted without hesitation as she went downstairs: "Gong Qianshan, let me tell you, I know what kind of person he is!" If he makes any mess, it will definitely be your people who take the initiative to provoke it, if you dare to shield and connive at your subordinates, or declare a personal vendetta because of me, don't blame me Xia Hanshuang for turning his face and not recognizing people! ”

Gong Qianshan smiled bitterly: "Old classmate, do you understand me if you know him?" Don't talk about it, see you at the police station. ”

At this time, Yun Kai was sitting in front of Liu Anbang, pulling his head on tiptoe as a leather ball, and said in a gray and tangled manner: "Liu Gongzi, you are giving me a problem - I really want to beat you half to death, but I beat you twice in one day, I don't have so much spare time, or you come to the windmill?" ”

"If you don't beat me, you will beat me!" The windmill slapped Liu Anbang in the face and said: "Chased me all the way today, and finally wanted to frame Lao Tzu, I will kill you, the culprit!" ”

"The culprit?" Yun Kai shook his head and said, "He doesn't have that qualification, at most he's just a horse boy!" ”

"The surname is Yun, if you have a kind, you will kill me!" Liu Anbang was lying on the ground, and the dead duck said stiffly: "I'm waiting for you on Huangquan Road!" ”

"Liu Gongzi, you misunderstood, can I kill you if I am swollen?" Yun Kai said with a smile on his face, "I'm just a loach bouncing in the mud, an ant that you can kill with your hands—that's what you just said, right?" ”

He reached out and pinched Liu Anbang's mouth, not knowing what he poured into it. He kept chanting in his mouth: "We are law-abiding civilized people, oh yes, you also have some misunderstandings about the law, which can only be attributed to your IQ problem." You just told me that the gods are coming? You like to hear people scream, the worse you scream, the more pleasure you feel, I want to verify it myself......"

Liu Anbang's face quickly turned pale, beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on his forehead, his limbs kept spasmodic and convulsed, and he couldn't help but scream miserably, howling like a ghost crying wolf in the middle of the night.

"Ten minutes!" Yun Kai looked at the wall clock in the duty room, and said expressionlessly: "The group of madmen from the Five Poison Sect said that the limit of patience of this 'Ling Chi Dan' is ten minutes, I want to see how long you can last......"

"Ah...... Hiss...... Ah......h

Yun Kai turned his head and asked, "Windmill car, do you feel the pleasure?" ”

"No, I'm impotent!" The windmill grinned and shook his head.

"Neither do I." Yun Kai sighed and said, "Look, this is the difference between the two of us and perverts. ”

Before the three minutes were up, Liu Anbang surrendered, struggled to grab Yun Kai's trouser leg and said, "Give it to ...... Give me...... Antidote...... Yes...... Beg...... Please......"

Yun Kai asked indifferently: "The surname is Liu, I have always wanted to be a good person, why do you always force me to be a bad person?" Why? ”

Liu Anbang knelt in front of him, the muscles on his face were already twisted and deformed, and he said with tears in his eyes: "I...... It's not me, it's ...... Be...... Luo Shao commanded! Please...... Give me the antidote...... I'll ...... later. Don't...... I won't bother you...... Ah......h

Yun Kai stared at his eyes and said word by word: "Liu Anbang, do you know why you are so miserable?" Because I want you to remember one thing deeply, that is, you can suppress the cloud cream cosmeceutical, you can attack me Yun someone, I don't care about this, because we are all male creatures, and we are playing life and death, but ......"

"But! Before you kill me, don't fight Xia Hanshuang's idea, and don't beat anyone around me, otherwise I want you to be unable to survive or die! ”

Yun Kai's voice was panicked, as if he was a demon crawling out of hell.

The traditional rules of the rivers and lakes in China are that they can't insult their parents, and they can't harm their wives and children, but Luo Changwen and Liu Anbang will never talk about any morality in the rivers and lakes.

"Ling Chi Dan" is a nervous poison, after taking it will cause nervous activity disorders, it was originally used by the imperial court to extract confessions, and the poison taker is like the whole body is constantly cut and torn by a sharp blade, such as being tortured by Ling Chi, which is painful.

In just a few minutes of hoarseness, Liu Anbang's voice was already hoarse, and his screams weakened intermittently, and he didn't even have the strength to beg for mercy, but he knelt in front of Yunkai and kowtowed like pounding garlic, and finally his body was crooked and unconscious.

Yun Kai calculated the time, and estimated that Gong Qianshan should also arrive, so he gave Liu Anbang an antidote - after this self-inflicted unlucky ghost woke up, he should not be able to find any evidence that he had been murdered, and he would only remember that nightmare vividly.

After Officer Gong brought people to the scene, he saw Yunkai sitting in the duty room with a golden sword, but the two policemen were lying in the waiting room, approaching with a gloomy face and asking, "Yunkai, what's going on?" ”

"I've put everyone down!" Yun Kai was in a very bad mood at this time, and said with a bad attitude: "Windmill Che, you are the party from beginning to end, and you are the only witness who has not made a move. You can make a real record with Officer Gong, and I'll go for a walk outside the door......"

The two superintendents brought by Gong Qianshan were guarding the door, and they were about to stop them, but they saw Gong Qianshan wave his hand before retreating to the side to make way for the road.

A sarcastic smile appeared at the corner of Yun Kai's mouth, and he walked out of the duty room unhurriedly.

Outside the Shayang Police Station building, there is also a small courtyard. When Yun Kai sat on the steps of the courtyard and was distracted, he saw Xia Hanshuang driving straight in, jumped out of the car without pulling out the key, walked in front of him in three steps and two steps, checked from head to toe, and breathed a sigh of relief until he was sure that he was okay.

Yun Kai smiled awkwardly and said, "Why are you here too?" ”

"Why can't I come?" Xia Hanshuang didn't care if the ground was dirty or not, she sat down against him and said angrily: "You are a troublemaker!" I said you can't make people worry? ”

Yun Kai was reprimanded with a split head and face, and when he saw Queen Xia's disheveled and messy hair, his mood changed inexplicably, he grabbed her cold little hand, and said teasingly: "Are you worried about me?" ”

"The devil is worried about you!" Xia Hanshuang pulled her hand hard and couldn't break free, twisted her head to the side and said, "I'm worried about my cosmeceutical formula......"

Under the hazy night, no one saw Xia Hanshuang's face like a blooming red rose, delicate and beautiful.

The two sat side by side on the steps, neither of them breaking the silence of the moment.

Yun Kai looked up at a certain twinkling star, wondering how he would deal with these chaotic disputes and confused entanglements if it were that man.

After a long time, he gently let go of Xia Hanshuang's hand and said, "If one day I do something wrong, will you forgive me?" ”

"Confucianism violates the law with literature, and chivalry violates the prohibition with martial arts—I probably belong to the latter. You are my weakness and my fetters, you must pull me a little, don't let me go too far......"

"Hmm." Xia Hanshuang answered in her nostrils, and her voice was inaudible.

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P.S. Have a great weekend everyone!