Chapter Twenty-Seven: Funny Town
"Old ghost, you're crazy about hair." Hearing the demon's exclamation, the dog demon asked very dissatisfied, "Are you afraid that others won't know that we're here?" If someone comes, I don't have your skills, and I will float away as soon as I am invisible. ”
"No, come and see for yourself, Zhuang Jing's old boy is gone!" The demon said anxiously to the dog demon.
"What? It's gone!? The dog demon jumped to the side of Zhuang Jing's bed, and his agile appearance made Fang Dalei secretly exclaim, in the end, the dog cultivated into a demon, and the motor nerves were still good.
"Old ghost! What the hell is this! The dog demon Duoduo dragged the family members out of the bed, carried it and said to the evil ghost.
"How do I know what it is, I want to know what it is!" The demon scratched his head in confusion.
"You don't know? You said! Did you take the first step and hide the surname Zhuang! Are you afraid that I will rob you of Qiankun Ding, right? In a fit of rage, the dog demon threw the dummy to the ground.
He and the evil ghost are not all the way, because the two have the same purpose, they temporarily formed a team, this team will definitely not be harmonious, plus the dog demon is young and simple-minded, seeing that Zhuang Jing is gone, the first reaction is naturally that the evil ghost is making trouble.
"Shhhh I said you're a dog, your voice won't be quieter, what should I do if you attract people, just now I was called quieter, this will be so loud! The demon made a silent gesture to Duoduo.
"Shhhhh If you don't tell you where Zhuang Jing was hidden by you today, I'll bite you to death! As he spoke, the dog demon bared his teeth at the demon.
The evil ghost patted his head speechlessly: "I said a lot, although we didn't go all the way, we have been working together for almost a month." Don't you know who my Zhou Shutong is? If I really hide Zhuang Jing, I will still be here talking nonsense with you, won't I interrogate him alone, when I know the whereabouts of the treasure, wouldn't it be better for me to swallow it alone? ”
"Hmph, if you have the ability to interrogate Zhuang Jing, you have already done it alone, you have no ability. Besides, you don't have a place to hide him, who doesn't know that you have to hide during the day. Duoduo bared his teeth, with a look of disbelief and solemnity on his face.
"Yes, yes! Of course I don't have a place to hide him, or I wouldn't have knocked him out here and interrogated him slowly, and then you found him. You say, don't you? The evil ghost Zhou Shutong explained.
"What you said seems to make sense, but this Zhuang Jing has been stunned by you, where can he go? If it's been transferred, why bother getting a dummy in bed, how do I feel like I'm deliberately tricking us? ”
To say that although Duoduo is a little tendoned, it doesn't mean that he is a fool, the poodle is the second smartest dog in the canine class, and his IQ is equivalent to that of a two-year-old child.
Usually he is just lazy and doesn't like to use his brain, it doesn't mean that he is not smart, after such an analysis by the evil ghost Zhou Shutong, and then looking at the surrounding situation, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.
"When I first arrived here, I felt that something was wrong, and it was quiet here." The devil's nose twitched, "I smelled a dangerous smell in the air. ”
"Pull it down. You also smell dangerous smells, you are not a dog, what kind of nose to smoke, smell is our dog's specialty. In the middle of the night, there are ghosts when it's not quiet. Well, yes, there's a ghost, there's an old ghost like you! Duoduo looked at the demon with disdain and said, after all, he also twitched his nose and sniffed.
The old ghost was about to taunt him, when he suddenly saw Duoduo shouting at the position of the sofa: "Who's there!" ”
With his shouting, there was a sudden fluctuation in the space on the sofa, Fang Dalei's figure was revealed, he touched his nose, and said embarrassedly: "I just thought of using an invisibility talisman and forgot to shield my own smell, I didn't expect this dog's nose to be really spiritual!" ”
Fang Dalei didn't expect that it was a dog demon who came, he just wanted to collect his own momentum after stealing, but he didn't expect that the other party actually smelled the human smell on his body.
"Who the hell are you?" The dog demon Duoduo and the evil ghost Zhou Shutong asked at the same time.
Fang Dalei stood up from the sofa, dusted off the non-existent dust on his body, and said with a forced attitude: "Since you have sincerely asked, I will tell you with great compassion." In order to prevent the destruction of the earth and to protect the peace of the world. Carrying out the purpose of love and compassion, a cute and charming decent character, I am Fang Da Lei, the apprentice of the Yama Lord who shuttles through various spaces! The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find ghosts! Meow! That's it! You two tease! Let's get caught! ”
After reciting a line pretending to be full of fan, Fang Dalei summoned the book of life and death, hovering above his head, and the golden light of merit hung down like a tassel, enveloping his whole body, full of appearance.
"Apprenticeship...... Lord Yama!? Make no mistake!! Duoduo and Zhou Shutong were scorched and tender by Fang Dalei's confession.
Emotionally, they don't want to believe that this is the truth, but the book of life and death, which is full of appearance, even if it is a new monster and a demon, the inheritance is not complete, and the knowledge is not rich, and they can also see the truth and falsehood.
If it weren't for Fang Dalei's appearance animation being too funny, the two would probably kneel and kowtow to the book of life and death for the first time.
"Old ghost, we seem to have kicked the iron plate this time, what should we do?" Duoduo said in horror, he was a greedy and timid poodle, basically he had never seen anything in the world, and now he saw the legendary book of life and death of the Treasure of Merit, and it was not bad if he was not scared to death on the spot.
"How do I know what to do, you are better, after all, the demon has a different path, although he is a trainee of the Lord of Yama, but he is not a system with you, I am different, even if he is a trainee of the Lord of Yama, he is also a person in the system, regardless of my righteousness, I saw that his legs and stomach trembled. Isn't it just kidnapped a mortal, how did you provoke the great god of Lord Hades, I'm a mother! Zhou Shutong said desperately.
The momentum on Fang Dalei's body is definitely not covered, especially the attribute setting of the third level of the ghost major, which makes Zhou Shutong unable to resist in front of him.
Zhou Shutong is not like the evil ghost Cao Xiaozhen that Fang Dalei killed at the beginning. Cao Xiaozhen is an old ghost, and he is an evil spirit that harms a lot of people, and he has a spirit of resistance, even if Fang Dalei is a trainee of the Lord of Yama, he dares to fight.
Since Zhou Shutong was born, his ancestors have been good people for three generations, and he can't resist the law enforcement organizations of government agencies at all. Now that he has become a ghost, the underworld is his organization, and Lord Yama is the boss of the boss, how can he have the heart to resist when he sees Fang Dalei.
"Old ghost, what the hell should I do? You killed me this time! But depending on the situation, he is here to arrest you, after all, is he your leader, and it has nothing to do with me! Duoduo squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said to Fang Dalei, "Lord Hades, why don't you talk to the old ghost?" It's not too early, and I won't delay your time, or I'll withdraw first? I still have boiling water on the stove at home! ”
With that, he slowly moved towards the bedroom window.
"Want to go?" Fang Da Lei suddenly took out a handful of thunder talismans and yang fire talismans, and shouted violently.