Xiao Zhang said: Of course someone said. Please search ()! The fastest updated novel girl, there is a poem about roast duck, you know?

Shiqing asked: Brother Zhang, as far as I know, although roast duck has a history of nearly 1,000 years, there are few poems about roast duck, especially in many subsets of scriptures and histories, which have not been mentioned at all, where did you get the poems about roast duck?

Xiao Zhang said: Although it is not mentioned in the subset of classics and histories, it may be recorded in the miscellaneous stories of wild history. ”

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Wang Lao said: "Not to mention, just as Shiqing said, roast duck is said to have originated in the Song Dynasty and has a history of nearly 1,000 years, but why is there no poem praising roast duck?" Everyone said, isn't this phenomenon strange? ”

"Who's to say no? I've seen poems praising roast duck. Lu Lao said.

"Oh, Old Lu, what you said is true?" Everyone asked.

"Of course it's true, if you don't believe it, I'll tell you a song now, do you want to hear it?" Lu Lao asked.

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"Do you need to say it? Of course we want to hear it. Everyone said.

Lu Lao said: "Since you all want to hear it, then listen to it for me, this roast duck poem is like this: the sunshine oven produces purple smoke, and the roast duck shop is far away." The saliva went straight down 3,000 feet, and I walked into the store to try it. Feasting and eating happily, I didn't bring any money in my pocket......"

Before Lu Lao finished reciting, everyone interrupted him: Lu Lao, stop quickly, this is a roast duck poem? It's not even a slip of the tongue and limerick, it's pure nonsense. ”

Li Lao said: "If you want me to say, from ancient times to the present, the reason why there is no poem about roast duck is that I think it should be too difficult to write, otherwise there are so many literati and writers in history, among whom there must be many people who have tasted roast duck, how can there be no roast duck poem." ”

Wang Lao said: "I agree with Li Lao's point of view, this reason should be correct, otherwise it will be difficult to explain this phenomenon." In view of this, I now also begin to wonder if Xiao Zhang, this kid, can really make a decent roast duck poem. ”

Zou Jiadong said: "Don't you doubt it first, you will know in a while whether Xiao Zhang can write roast duck poems." ”

"Alright then, we're looking forward to Xiao Zhang's roast duck poem." Everyone said.

Zou Jiadong continued: "After Shiqing listened to Xiao Zhang's words, she said to him: Brother Zhang, what you said is not unreasonable, then you can tell your roast duck poem and let the girl enjoy it."

Xiao Zhang said: Sister, listen well, this poem is like this: Shaojie fights duck poems 100 times, Jinghua City on the duck shop sleeps, the Son of Heaven does not come to the court, claiming that I am a fairy among ducks. Girl, you feel like this poem is like .......

Before Xiao Zhang finished speaking, Shi Qing was so amused by this so-called roast duck poem that she couldn't straighten her waist, she covered her chest and smiled at Xiao Zhang: Haha! I said Brother Zhang, stop it quickly, this is what you call a roast duck poem? You changed the old man Du Fu's "Song of the Eight Immortals in Wine" to look like this, if he let the old man know, he won't come to you to fight hard. ”

Wang Lao smiled: "Haha, I'm right to be suspicious, for the roast duck poem, the ancients regarded it as a minefield, and they didn't dare to take a step beyond the thunder pool, how could the young Xiao Zhang make a decent roast duck poem." ”

Li Lao said to Vice Premier Ding: "Ding Lao, don't you say that Xiao Zhang's ancient style poetry is of a very high level? As far as this poem is concerned, where is it called level? Is it pure nonsense! ”

Ding Lao smiled: "Before this, I was just on a big rock in the compound of their headquarters, and he composed a poem, and I learned about the rest of the situation through intelligence, so as for his true level, I am only limited to hearsay." ”

Zou Jiadong said to Li Lao: "Li Lao, don't worry about it first, can you listen to what Xiao Zhang said?" ”

Li Lao said: "Jiadong, what did this kid say? ”

Zou Jiadong said: "After Xiao Zhang listened to Shiqing's ridicule, he smiled at her and said: Haha, I said girl, this messy so-called roast duck poem just now was used by my brother and me to tease you. However, after I tasted the real Jinghua roast duck just now, I suddenly came to inspiration and thought of a few good sentences related to Juquande roast duck, do you want to listen to it? ”

Li Lao said: "Oh, listening to Xiao Zhang's tone, he really has good poetry? Jiadong, what did Shiqing say? Does he really believe that Xiao Zhang can compose poetry? ”

Zou Jiadong said: "Shiqing didn't believe that Xiao Zhang could write poetry at all, she said to Xiao Zhang: Brother Zhang's martial arts are strong, he subdued 8 hijackers with the power of one person, and ensured the safety of more than 100 people and national property. But what I didn't expect my sister to be that a person with developed limbs and a simple mind like Brother Zhang could actually write poems, which was too unbelievable for my sister. Brother Zhang, don't come back to the so-called poetry like that just now......"

Xiao Zhang asked: Sister Shiqing, why? ”

Shiqing said: What else can it be? Brother Zhang, if you come up with another poem like this, the girl will die of laughter here if she can't keep it.

After listening to Shiqing's sarcasm, Xiao Zhang said, "you, is there such an exaggeration as you?" Stinky girl, open your big beautiful eyes, okay, your brother, am I the kind of person with developed limbs and a simple mind? Let me tell you this, brother, not only can I compose poems, but I also compose near-style poems in ancient style poems......"

Before Xiao Zhang finished speaking, Shiqing interrupted him: I said Brother Zhang, you can fool hard, anyway, I won't believe you if you say it.

After listening to Shiqing's words, Xiao Zhang said: Girl, why? You don't believe my brother like that?

Shiqing said: What else can it be? How easy are you to use as an ancient style poem? Ancient style poetry, especially near-style poetry, is more exquisite, strict ancient style poetry, not only requires plainness, but also pays attention to rhythmic rhyme, without decades of attainments, don't want to make a certain level of ancient style poetry, especially at your age, don't even think about it.

After listening to Shiqing's words, Xiao Zhang said: Stinky girl, you are too small in ability, so let's do it, my brother will write you a poem about Juquande and roast duck on the spot, so that your brother is not as developed as you said with developed limbs and a simple mind.

Shiqing smiled: Great, I said Brother Zhang, since you are not afraid of embarrassment, then please.

After Xiao Zhang pretended to shake his head and ponder for a while, he casually chanted a four-sentence five-character poem:

Roast duck praise

The furnace is big, and there are many mysteries in the kitchen.

Crisp and tender can confuse immortals, and fresh fragrance can be greedy.

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