After a long while, Zhao Fugui returned to his seat with an elegant smile.

At this time, Lu Xiao was holding an Australian king crab pincer in one hand, and he was sucking with oil in his mouth.

Zhao Fugui sneered in his heart, as if he wanted to inspect the waiter's professional knowledge, and slowly spoke, "Do you know why Australian king crab is so big?" ”

The waiter was slightly stunned, and when he saw Zhao Fugui's eyes, he instantly understood, and said to Zhao Fugui with a polite smile: "This gentleman, the reason why Australian king crab can grow to such a scale is not unrelated to its habits. Australian king crabs eat most of the day. And when he eats, he will dance two large tongs quickly, and keep putting them in his mouth, so as not to starve because he is slow to grab food. ”

After the waiter finished politely, everyone's eyes subconsciously looked at Lu Xiao, even Liu Mengmeng.

At this time, Lu Xiao's hands were stuffing food into his mouth, wasn't it very similar to the crab in the waiter's mouth!

At this time, if Liu Mengmeng couldn't see that the waiter was deliberately targeting Lu Xiao, she wouldn't have to stay in this position.

Through Zhao Fugui's two requests to the waiter, Liu Mengmeng easily guessed that it must be because Lu Xiao had just let him out of trouble, so he used such low-level means to belittle Lu Xiao.

Thinking of this, Liu Mengmeng's image of Zhao Fugui directly dropped several notches.

But what he saw was still his heartless appearance, Liu Mengmeng wondered in his heart, could he really not hear it at all?

Lu Xiao is not an idiot, of course he knows that this series of things is all aimed at him by Zhao Fugui. But does he care about the fame?

The answer, of course, is no!

In fact, the most important reason is that Lu Xiao hasn't eaten enough, so he doesn't bother to pay attention to Zhao Fugui's boring and ignorant behavior.

For Lu Xiao, eating a full stomach is the most important thing!

"Eh! It's so boring to just eat! By the way, waiter, listen to what you just said, isn't it true? Lu Xiao took a big bite of a big spoonful of caviar and questioned the waiter with a look of disbelief.

This was an insult to his profession, and the waiter immediately said that what he said was absolutely true.

Hearing his assurance, Lu Xiao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said to Liu Mengmeng in that very childish voice, "Mengmeng, let's watch the big crab eat!" How interesting! ”

Liu Mengmeng was the most annoyed that Lu Xiao used all kinds of strange voices to talk to him, and all he gave back was a big white eye, too lazy to pay attention.

Seeing Liu Mengmeng's appearance, it was as if she agreed to his request, and said unceremoniously to the waiter: "Bring me the biggest king crab and a big turtle, I want to watch crabs eat turtles!" ”

When Zhao Fugui heard Lu Xiao's strange request, he immediately nodded to the waiter. I thought with a sneer in my heart, when the crab appeared for a while, see how embarrassed he was.

After a while, several waiters brought up a huge glass water tank, and inside was a superb king crab holding a pair of large tongs and glaring angrily.

"Brother Lu, looking at his mighty appearance of lifting pliers, he is really worthy of the name of the emperor! How similar is it to your domineering appearance, don't you say? Zhao Fugui saw that the king crab was similar to Lu Xiaohu's appearance of eating Haisai just now, and asked with a trap.

Lu Xiao didn't seem to understand Zhao Fugui's words, and said proudly instead of being ashamed, "That's necessary, the emperor just has to have the domineering spirit to swallow mountains and rivers!" ”

At this time, Zhao Fugui's heart was full of joy, and he said that you are an idiot, you are just a crab and still shouting there. However, his face was still gentle and elegant, and he kindly raised his thumb and said to Lu Xiao, "Incisive!" ”

Listening to Zhao Fugui's words, Lu Xiao had a smug expression on his face, Liu Mengmeng wanted to pull him out and shoot him, even if he was shamelessly embarrassed, he really couldn't afford to be ashamed of this kind of IQ!

And at this time, Lu Xiao directly and quickly reached out from the bucket he had picked up together, took out a big turtle, and threw it inside.

With a "poof", the water splashed and the big turtle entered the water.

At the moment when the big turtle was like water, everyone saw the king crab raise its head suddenly, a black light flashed in its small eyes, and a pair of big pincers knocked it, and it rushed forward in an instant. In the face of the menacing king crab, the first instinctive reaction of the big turtle is to put itself into the turtle shell.

But it forgot that it had been thrown from above, and its belly was facing the pair of large pincers of the king crab rushing upwards at the bottom of the water, and the result was ......

"Poof!" , it was disemboweled by the king crab.

Then Lu Xiao was proud but with a voice of emotion, which slowly entered the ears of several people, "I'll just say it!" The king crab is an emperor, and it is much better than some guys who put their heads in their shells when they encounter something, but they still can't help anything! It's like the big turtle in front of you, don't you think? Brother Zhao! ”

Good similar words, good similar tone.

"Isn't it? Brother Lu! ”

"Isn't it? Brother Zhao! ”

Lu Xiao returned the question that Zhao Fugui had asked him just now, and gave him it back as it was.

For a moment, there was silence.

Zhao Fugui only felt that his chest was stuffy, and he was a little out of breath.

Zhao Fugui, who had been trying to be gentle and elegant, his face instantly became gloomy, and he stared at Lu Xiao deadly.

He looked at Lu Xiao with a sneer, and when he was angry, his right hand habitually pushed his gold-rimmed glasses, and said angrily, "Brother Lu, are you joking?" ”

"How so? I'm the most upright person, a non-liar! Lu Xiao pretended to blink his 'big' eyes cutely.

Then before Zhao Fugui could speak, Lu Xiao suddenly screamed, "Ah! Then he pointed to a jade wrench on the thumb of Zhao Fugui's right hand, and said in a matter-of-fact manner, "Brother Zhao, why did you bring a synthetic jade wrench!" How bad it is for the body! ”

Lu Xiao's words made Liu Mengmeng and Zhao Fugui both stunned, synthetic jade is a product that has only been extended from the development of science and technology in recent years, he is a kind of high-imitation jade that is left over from polishing real jade, through a newly developed special glue, and re-bonded together.

This kind of thing belongs to the stall in the market, as little as a few yuan, at most a few hundred yuan. But if a person of Zhao Fugui's status is wearing an imitation of synthetic jade, it is undoubtedly very cheap.

The jade wrench in Zhao Fugui's hand, but he followed the company's boss and auctioned it back at a jade exchange meeting, and what has been appraised by many world-class experts, how can it be a synthetic product of that kind of stall.

Now that everyone has tacitly understood it, he no longer hides his attitude towards Lu Xiao. He looked at Lu Xiao with a sneer, with a look of disdain, "Why do you think it's fake?" ”

"It's easy!" Lu Xiao shrugged his shoulders, his face was relaxed, and then he stretched out his hand and asked Zhao Fugui for the jade wrench.

The smile on Zhao Fugui's face became even stronger, "The jade wrench can prove it to you, but if he is true, what do you say?" ”

After listening to Zhao Fugui's words, Liu Mengmeng saw a smile on the corner of Lu Xiao's mouth that she was very familiar with, and the same familiar voice slowly entered their ears.

"That'...... Do you want us to make a bet? ”

When Liu Mengmeng heard Lu Xiao's words, she first mourned Zhao Fugui for ten minutes in her heart, she was a senior victim! Although she didn't fulfill that bet.

"Okay! What do you say bet on? Zhao Fugui said with an arrogant face, in his opinion, Lu Xiao, dressed like this, can compare with himself.

"What's this?" Lu Xiao thought about it, and looked at himself according to Zhao Fugui's eyes, "Yes, I'll bet on all the clothes on you!" ”

Zhao Fugui was stunned, what kind of bet is this, does Lu Xiao really belong to the kind of person who doesn't even have clothes? However, although he couldn't figure it out, he still accepted it gladly, because he was full of confidence in the authenticity of the jade wrench.

"Good! If you lose, crawl out barking all the way from here! ”

"It's a deal!"

"It's a deal!"

The two decisively agreed to each other's request, and then Zhao Fugui happily took off the jade wrench in his hand and handed it to Lu Xiao.

Lu Xiao put the jade wrench on the table in front of everyone, picked up the red wine that he drank and poured it on it.

"As we all know, synthetic jade is mainly made of jade powder, which is bonded together by special glue, and the inside is not really connected together, and the holes inside will be very large, and there is no texture like real pure natural jade. And its structure is also very fragile, if it encounters a large amount of water element......"

Lu Xiao said this, looked at Zhao Fugui lightly, and then put the jade wrench on the table in the palm of his hand, and crushed it with both hands......

When he spread his hand again, all everyone saw was a pile of green-white powder.

"Whew!"

Lu Xiao blew lightly, and the pile of powder dispersed with the wind.

Everyone was stunned on the spot, especially Zhao Fugui, his face was shocked, and he muttered to himself, "How is it possible, how is it possible, it is tested by experts, it is impossible!" ”

He stood there a little distracted, muttering to himself. Suddenly, as if something had happened, he pointed at Lu Xiao and roared, "It's you!" You must have done something wrong, my jade wrench can't be fake! ”

Liu Mengmeng and some of the diners at the surrounding tables who heard Zhao Fugui's roar all looked at him with some frowns. After all, this is a Western restaurant, elegant and quiet. Zhao Fugui made such a fuss, which really ruined the atmosphere.

In the face of his accusations, Lu Xiao looked at him innocently, "Brother Zhao, people can't be shameless to this extent. Isn't it just a bet to lose? I'm not prepared to really ask you to fulfill your bet! ”

"Poof!"

After listening to Lu Xiao's words, Liu Mengmeng, who had always had a cold face, really couldn't hold back, and was a little out of shape. looked at Lu Xiao very speechlessly, are you embarrassed to say that others are shameless?

Liu Mengmeng's laughter was undoubtedly the most powerful blow to Zhao Fugui, he didn't know that Liu Mengmeng didn't bother to laugh at him at all, this was simply a mockery of Lu Xiao.

Now Zhao Fugui just wants to leave this place where he is embarrassed as soon as possible. He glanced at Lu Xiao with resentment in his eyes, directly ignored the bet with Lu Xiao just now, and said to Liu Mengmeng, "Mengmeng, I still have a ...... beforehand."

But before he could finish his words, an accident befell him again.

"Porphyry......

A melodious fart sound sounded from his hips, accompanied by a thick stench.

"Eh! I'm dead, poison bombs! Lu Xiao covered his nose with his hands and shouted at the same time.

And most of the diners around also covered their mouths and noses, and looked at Zhao Fugui, who was already kneeling on the ground and kowtowing just now, with a strange look.

"I ......"

"Porphyry......

Another fart sound, and this time, louder than the last.

Zhao Fuguitong blushed and roared angrily, "Lu Xiao, you give me ......"

"......Porphyry" This is the third sound, at this time, Zhao Fugui couldn't resist the continuous fart bombardment, and ran to the bathroom with a smoke, playing a series of classic farts of different tones along the way.