Chapter 15 Liar, the Dusu Liar Who Writes Novels
The meaning of opening the ring is similar to throwing gloves at the face of the British. There is a saying in the eighteen monsters of Yudu: "The dog hot pot is cute, and the bus is in the ring", which shows that the people of Yudu have a fiery personality, and it is a cultural habit of the dock to open the ring at any time for thousands of years.
Not only that, Yudu people also have a characteristic: if they are not afraid of big things, they will be fine. It is said that last year, there was a terrorist from the Western Regions, who ran to the Three Gorges Square to put a bomb, and was discovered by a citizen who did a good thing, and this amateur electronics enthusiast actually became a bomb disposal expert on the spot, and the terrorist was kicked into a meat bun by the old man who played chess in the cool of the square.
Seeing that the two groups were about to start practicing, and they couldn't take care of eating, they immediately formed a ring-like circle and surrounded several parties in the middle. Seeing that the situation was not good, the flat-headed man and his group couldn't help but be secretly anxious, they did everything they could, but they didn't calculate that they would be disrupted by two drunkards, if the matter was big and someone called the police, it would be all over, the only way was to quickly put Yunkai and the two down, and then take it as the best policy.
"The Hanliu Society also dares to take care of the affairs of our Youth Gang?" The flat-headed man threw down his computer bag and rushed up with a single step, followed by two other men.
What kind of Hanliu Club Youth Gang, it has nothing to do with Yunkai's dime, he is just a nonsense troublemaker, and it will be nothing for him to do until the police arrive. Of course, if he can't even clean up a few gangsters, is he, the heir of the poisonous hand medicine king, still swollen? The guy who has eaten "Ten Spiced Soft Tendons" is a giant dragon that will become a soft-legged shrimp, the only concern is the flat-headed man, and he is a ruthless character who has seen blood in his eyes, and he should not have moved when the soup cup was served.
Xia Hanshuang didn't care about pretending to be drunk at this time, and quickly slipped behind Yun Kai. Fights and brawls are the business of men, women, just applaud and cheer, and if you can't fight, retreat quickly to find help.
The flat-headed man looks like Sven, but there is no ambiguity under his hands, and a black tiger shoots his heart into Yunkai's chest. Yun Kai sideways dodged, raised his leg and kicked at the waist of another man, the man bent his arms and stretched out the grid, but was kicked by Yun Kai, and the middle-aged man who was outflanked behind him was also pushed by Yun Kai's inverted elbow on his lower abdomen, and bent down in pain.
"What's going on?" The bewitching woman who was watching on the sidelines and her friends were stunned. She and the flat-headed man are members of the local gang in Chongqing, and they know something about the two people who came to Chongqing to trade, and they are by no means easy to get along with, but they were actually put down by this student-looking kid with one foot and one elbow?
Whether or not to do it is a matter of ability, whether to do it is a matter of responsibility, Yunkai is not a policeman, so he is not prepared to fulfill the responsibility of eliminating violence and peace. He didn't want to fight with the other party when he had the upper hand, so he jumped to the side with a hula and pretended to pose a Tai Chi tail, like a master.
The crowd of onlookers was unknown, looking at his delicate face and fluttering white clothes, with a chic and free posture, how could he have thought that this kid had actually made a bad move? I really thought he was a master, and they applauded.
The four drug dealers glanced at each other and immediately understood that they had been tricked.
"Withdraw!" The flat-headed man took out a dagger and shook it in front of the crowd, and shouted fiercely: "Get out of the way of Lao Tzu!" ”
The crowd of onlookers saw that they had moved their knives and quickly moved out of the way. The eyed man grabbed his computer bag and rushed out, followed by the bewitching woman and two other men.
Yun Kai was about to get up to stop him, but was stopped by Xia Hanshuang. Xia Meinu snorted, Yun Kai turned her head to see that this girl was texting the police guarding downstairs, and several plainclothes policemen had already mixed in the middle of the crowd, and asked them to let the drug dealers go downstairs because there were many people dining upstairs, and they were worried about being injured or taken hostage.
The two followed the crowd downstairs and happened to see several drug dealers being pushed to the ground by a group of policemen. No matter how good the kung fu was, he was knocked down with one shot, and under the muzzle of the black hole, several people had to be captured.
The flat-headed man also slipped his head, threw the computer bag off the cliff from the window, and said that he was a good citizen. After a while, a young policeman came up with a computer bag and handed it to the leading officer to unzip it, and the bags of powdered items were neatly placed inside. The officer shouted coldly, "Take them all away!" ”
Yunkai and Xia Hanshuang's first date was disturbed by this episode. The police officer, who was an acquaintance of Xia Hanshuang, came over to express his gratitude to the two underground workers, and shook hands with Yun Kai and said, "Thank you two for your report." Introduce yourself, Miyayama of the Municipal Police Bureau's Narcotics Inspectorate Group, who are you? ”
"Yunkai."
"I see you're familiar, have we seen each other before?" The lines on Officer Gong's face were distinct, and his eyes were sharp.
"Probably not. I just arrived in Yudu, hehe......"
Xia Hanshuang interjected: "Yunkai is the good doctor of Huaxia in the Second Hospital of the city. ”
"No wonder it's familiar, I've seen it on TV." Gong Qianshan's eyes turned suspiciously around the two of them, and he joked half-truthfully: "I'm sorry for this, did you disturb the two of you dating?" ”
Xia Hanshuang rolled her eyes and said, "You don't come, Yunkai is my interview subject......"
Dear, the object is the object, can you remove the two words of interview?
Looking at the eyes of this handsome police officer, Yun Kai was 100% sure that he was a fan of Xia Hanshuang. Reporter Xia's heart is too lively, Yunkai has no idea of soaking her for the time being, but he is never against the beauty soaking her, if such a beautiful spare tire is robbed, it will be a huge loss, right?
The owner of the hotel was worried about being implicated by drug dealers, so he ran over very doggedly and said good things, gave the two of them a free order, and said that they would pay half the price for dinner later. Yun Kai couldn't help but wonder if his peach blossom luck was all on the table now, and he always ate and drank for nothing when he went out with beautiful women, last time he was like this with Su Hang in Yinyue Villa, and this time he came out with Xia Hanshuang The same is true.
Xia Hanshuang finally went to the police station with Gong Qianshan to record testimony. Yun Kai didn't want to go, the palace police officer was happy to have the opportunity to be alone with the goddess, and Yun Kai was also happy to be leisurely, and walked back to the dormitory of Yuzhou University unhurriedly.
Professor Shen Yan is like Song Jiang who has just come to Liangshan, in order to attract people to join the gang, he has used all kinds of tricks. He gave Yunkai a series of preferential conditions, including a one-bedroom dormitory, which is the treatment of postdoctoral fellows in Yuzhou University, where housing is tight.
Yuzhou University has no walls, outside the dormitory building where Yunkai lives, is a tree-lined road full of ginkgo trees, every late autumn, the whole road is yellow, a place is golden, romantic and beautiful, many citizens of Chongqing will come here. The young people of Chongqing University call it Lover's Road, and the teachers and students of the medical school call it Xinglin Avenue, but unfortunately this apricot is not the other apricot, and it always means that there is a bit of gold on the face.
Yunkai was blocked on Xinglin Avenue.
A hot and spicy beautiful girl stood in front of her vividly, looking at Yunkai coldly. Short hair and big eyes, thin waist black shirt, long legs and short denim, white tennis shoes...... None of this is the point, the point is high, extraordinarily high.
There are two types of height for women, one is the height of standing and the other is the height of lying down. Yun Kai didn't care much about the former, seeing this tall and thin girl, he hurried to himself and fell in love with the beautiful Yudu, of course, by the way, it is also human nature to love Wu and Wu.
The girl crossed her hands on her hips and said with a pink face: "I heard that you are from the Hanliu Society?" ”
"Uh, that's what I said......" Yun Kai rubbed his earlobes in embarrassment, it seems that this is not a Qinggang drug dealer who came to seek revenge, but the real Li Kui of the Hanliu Society, who came to find him for trouble with this Li ghost.
"You can also fight the banner of the Hanliu Society?" The girl snorted coldly and said, "Since you have beaten you, I can not pursue it, and go back to worship the incense hall with my sister!" ”
"It doesn't have to be, right? My brother just changed jobs for less than a day, and it was not good to change jobs immediately...... "Jun Mingzhu was in tears, and Yunkai tearfully refused the job invitation of the beautiful girl. A boss in the chaos of the rivers and lakes said that the most important thing in the 21st century is Shenma? Talent! Therefore, Maxima does not often have it, but Bole often has it, and even the Black Club is advancing with the times.
"It's up to you!" The girl's long legs took two steps forward, and coldly threatened: "You have ruined my sister's good deeds, you must give me an explanation today!" ”
"I've ruined your good deeds? Could it be that your Hanliu Society is also selling drugs like the Green Gang? ”
"Shut up! Don't compare our Hanliu Society with the scum of the Green Gang! The girl's beautiful big eyes spewed fire, and she said viciously: "Sister originally planned to be those two drug dealers, and then push them to the head of the green gang to let them eat dogs, but I didn't expect to be destroyed by you, what do you say about this account?" ”
"Dwarf oil, it turns out that she is still a white heroine, disrespectful and disrespectful!" Yunkai laughed with a hippie smile, wanting to change the topic and get by. "Dare to ask the name of the woman?"
"Hanliushe Chen Purple Herb!"
"Pharmacist Yunkai. Twenty years old, not yet married, may I ask the mushroom Liang Guigeng......"
Chen Ziyi glanced at him coldly and said, "You can't soak this mushroom, at most you can make do with being a horse boy." I just saw that you were very capable of fighting, or ...... Let's practice? ”
Martial arts novels are cheating dad. The male pig's feet in the novel meet the female heroes who report their homes, and the female heroes are not all shy, stomping on the little man's boots and saying no, in fact, if there is a deer in the heart, be careful of the liver fluttering and fluttering, and soon be able to talk to the male pig's feet.
Liars, all swindlers who write novels! Yunkai was full of cows, so he had to raise his hands and look up at the sky to make a tall figure, and said in a deep voice: "Brother doesn't beat women!" ”
"You can treat my sister as a man!"
"How's that happening? If I win and you cry your nose, others will say that we are bullying a weak woman. If I lose the fight, I won't be beaten, others will say that I can't even beat a little girl, and I will suffer both horizontally and vertically, so if I don't fight, I will resolutely not fight ......"
"Chirp, you're still not a man?" Chen Ziyi's abusive expectations were disappointed, and her desires were extremely dissatisfied.
"Mind me, brother Yemu has experience...... Yun Kai rubbed his earlobes and smiled evilly: "Do you really want to know?" ”
"Get out! The second-rate sister has seen a lot! The girl was dismissive of Yunkai's meat words: "Just you, the that hasn't beaten Ming'er, sister has no sexual interest!" ”
"Uh...... I said, are you all so strong in black and astringent sisters? Yun Kai was almost drowning in a cold sweat like a waterfall.
"It's your business! Without further ado, do you fight or not? ”
"This is a university campus, what kind of system is it to fight and kill?" Yunkai is full of words, and he just doesn't fight if he lives or dies. Just kidding, this hot girl looks like she wants to die, and she really wants his little life when you start to do it?
"Good, you don't fight, do you? Then let my sister beat you! Chen Ziyi was so angry that she stomped her feet. Her stomping was not coquettish but wild, her legs bounced up two or three meters high, and kicked towards Yunkai in the air!
"Forehead drops!" Yun Kai ran away, moaning as he ran: "Brother hates girls who move their hands and feet the most......"