Chapter 600: Imagine I'm a Golden Hoop Stick!
Chapter 600: Fantasy I'm a Golden Hoop Stick!
"Fatty, what did you do before you mixed up in the club?"
Seeing Pang Qi stuff all four kitchen knives into his belt, the goat couldn't help but ask.
"Butcher." Pang Qi grinned wide, revealing a greasy smile.
"Sure enough." The goat smiled bitterly and nodded, "The butcher's knife skills are always the most skilled. ”
Who knows, Pang Qi put away his smile when he heard this, and said: "It's really not, I've seen a knife man whose ability to use a knife is far better than mine, do you know what he does?" ”
"What for?" The goat couldn't help but ask.
"He's a paranoid." Pang Qi seemed to remember the bad memories, his face was pale, and he smiled bitterly, "He imagined that he was a knife hilt." ”
"Uh..."
The goat found himself powerless to refute.
At this time, the battle between Tang Yue and Zuo Shaohan was also nearing the end.
Different from Zuo Shaohan's imagination, he originally thought that he could rely on three second-level beast pills and one blue eye to figure out his way, just like last time.
However, he was suppressed and beaten by Tang Yue throughout the whole process, and he didn't have the slightest strength to fight back.
"How is that possible!"
After being broken by Tang Yue, Zuo Shaohan knelt directly on the ground, although he couldn't feel pain with the power of the beast pill, it was already impossible to stand up.
A cold wind hit.
Tang Yue's fist stopped in front of Zuo Shaohan's front door.
Tang Yue's voice became colder and colder, although his fists stopped, the edge was still there, "Let me ask you again, how many prison masters and members are there in Purgatory?" ”
At the same time, Tang Yue's other hand, twisting a silver needle, pierced Zuo Shaohan's stomach meridian.
Zuo Shaohan quickly vomited, and even vomited out the food, bile, and even the overnight meal.
In those vomits, three blue pills could be faintly seen, which were the second-level beast pills, but they were smaller than the normal beast pills.
Half of the potency was absorbed by Zuo Shaohan, which was an undigested beast pill.
"Ahh
There was no beast pill to continue to provide strength for Zuo Shaohan, so that he instantly felt the pain of the broken calf, and the sudden pain also made him scream wildly.
Syllable!
Tang Yue slapped him directly, and his voice was like thunder: "Answer me!" ”
Zuo Shaohan's shouting slowly stopped, he raised his head, and the corner of his mouth was an ugly and hideous smile: "Scared? Then why don't you let me go? ”
"Dream on you!" Tang Yue's leg was a knee hit, and Zuo Shaohan's nose bone was broken in response.
"Answer me!"
"Let me go." Zuo Shaohan smiled even more.
Tang Yue didn't fight again, he knew that if he continued to fight, Zuo Shaohan would not reveal a word, but stopping didn't mean that he planned to let him go.
Smiling fiercely, Tang Yue said, "Compared with Xue You, you are too far behind!" ”
This seemed to touch Zuo Shaohan's forbidden place, he raised his head suddenly, his face was gloomy as water: "He is not worthy of my comparison, you don't know anything!" ”
"Really?" Tang Yue pursed his lips disdainfully, "He can hold five second-level beast pills, but you, it's only three." ”
"That's because I only have three left!" Zuo Shaohan roared unwillingly, but he was in a hurry, coupled with the powerful load brought by the use of blue eyes, the internal qi in his body surged, his eyeballs bulged out, and the blood was splashed.
After falling, Zuo Shaohan maintained this expression.
It seems that there is still some wish unfulfilled.
The goat and the others walked up and said with a smile: "Brother Yue is mighty!" ”
"Mighty bird, I didn't ask anything." Tang Yue's face fell, and the murderous aura suddenly dissipated without a trace, and said with a wry smile, "Our matter with purgatory is not over yet." ”
The goat nodded his head.
I thought that destroying Zuo Shaohan and purgating those remnants of the remnants of the party were just a bunch of chickens and dogs, and there was no deterrent.
Who knows, they only know the tip of the iceberg about purgatory.
The prison master, the beast pill, the dantian lock...
These mysteries still need to be solved one by one.
"By the way, Brother Yue, how did you defeat Zuo Shaohan's blue eyes?" The goat suddenly thought of this question and asked.
"Ah, it's easy."
Tang Yue smiled and said, "The ability of blue eyes is to see through your next step, then do the opposite, do it with two hearts, and change the move temporarily before using the next move, even if his blue eyes can still see the changed move, his brain can't turn around, won't I be wiped out?" ”
"Uh..."
The goat broke out in a cold sweat.
Not only the goats, but everyone else was dumbfounded.
This method of adaptation is easier said than done.
A martial artist of their strength is fast to the limit, and between every two moves, it may not even be half a second, and if you decide to change your move in half a second, what level of reaction power is that?
"You're all perverts!" The goat said with palpitations.
Tang Yue was stunned for a moment and asked rhetorically: "You guys?" ”
The goat glanced at Pang Qi and sighed, "You and this fat man." ”
Then, the goat told Pang Qi about the knife, including the paranoid person in Pang Qi's mouth.
Tang Yue was shocked when he heard this, stared at Pang Qi and said, "That person is against the sky, take me to see him when you have time." ”
"Brother Yue, are you still involved in the field of mental illness?" Pang Qi joked.
"I have dabbled in it, but I don't know much, so let's take a look when I have time." Tang Yue had heard such a sentence, there are two kinds of people locked up in the mental hospital, one is a madman and the other is a genius.
According to this understanding, the swordsman in Pang Qi's mouth may be the second type.
No matter how strong the power of the Tang Dynasty is, it will only show off its power in Zhongnan City, and it may not be bullied much when it goes out, so you have to do your best to strengthen your strength!
The mouse was full of color ripples in the eyes of the observer, and his mind was wide open: "Brother Yue, you said that I fantasized about myself as a golden hoop stick, can my little Ding Ding be able to size freely?" ”
Everyone was stunned.
Then there was laughter, I just had a fight, and now I heard such a funny joke, which was really a pleasure.
"Brother Yue, I'll ask someone to clean up the battlefield, and then let's find a place to eat, and we won't go home if we don't get drunk." It was rare for Tang Yue to come to Anding District, and Pang Qi had to do everything he wanted, and had a good drink with him.
"Okay, I'll take you to pretend to fly with you." Tang Yue scolded with a smile, suddenly stared at a hidden place at the base of the wall, and slowly walked over.
Everyone was curious and said, "Brother Yue, what's wrong?" ”
"The innkeeper is not honest."
With a snap, Tang Yue punched the crack in the wall with one palm, and there was a camera hidden in the crack!
This is a trick that many small hotels like to play, using a camera to steal the passionate pictures of some couples, either to enjoy it themselves, or to sell it to sex? Love website, make some extra money.
"Brother Yue, let's call the police." The mouse said righteously.
"And then, let the police come and see how many people we've killed here?" Tang Yue rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily, "Find out the boss and see what he has recorded." ”
Moments later, the goat pulled the innkeeper out of the storehouse's crates.
The boss not only smelled of alcohol, but also had a pungent smell of urine, probably because he was frightened by the sound of murder outside.
"Coward, people like you can also mix in the Anding District?" Pang Qi sneered.
The boss knelt on the ground with a plop, and he was not afraid of pain, and slammed the floor: "Big brothers, I'm not in the same group as that guy, I haven't done anything bad." ”
"I know you're not in their group." Tang Yue looked at him helplessly and pointed to the camera, "I just want you to steal the video." ”
"Huh?" The boss was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to say, "I... I deleted it, a group of men's stolen videos, I can't sell them. ”
Pang Qi immediately grabbed the boss's collar, lifted him into the air, and the appearance of his face full of flesh scared the boss a lot, and begged for mercy one after another: "But I didn't delete it completely, and I can still recover it." ”
Tang Yue sighed and said to himself, "I have to find Liang Chen and those two shemales again." ”
…
An hour later.
Two cars roared into the Anding area and stopped outside a barely passable hotel, sucking up the dust.
Both cars are BMW minis, one pink and one red.
"Why did Brother Yue come here and experience life?" A woman with a strange figure took off her sunglasses and stared at the door of the hotel with disgust on her face.
Standing next to her was also an eccentric woman, with a big wave, like a third-rate comedian, who couldn't make people laugh, only made people feel awkward.
"Who knows." This big wave was Luigi, and she also hugged a man's arm and said coquettishly, "Xiao Chenchen, are you sure that Brother Yue is talking about this?" ”
"Yes." Liang Chen was carrying a computer bag, and it was not a taste to be hugged by Luigi.
After the three of them entered, they quickly found Tang Yue, because the entire restaurant was full of people from the Tang Dynasty.
Luigi instantly let go of Liang Chen's arm and rushed towards Tang Yue, just like a lover in a long-distance relationship: "Brother Yue, why did you take so long to see me, it's really too much." ”
"Stop him." Tang Yue kicked the mouse over without hesitation.
After hugging the mouse, Luigi didn't look at it, and gnawed affectionately.
Everyone had just eaten a lot of food, and when they saw this scene, they almost spit out the undigested food again.
Tang Yue got up and bypassed Luigi and the mouse, but saw Mario pounce again, and no one at hand could be a backing for him, helpless, Tang Yue could only support Mario's shoulders with his hands, and said slightly angrily: "I'll do it first!" ”
"No problem, Brother Yue, don't be angry." Mario smiled charmingly, and then said, "Xiao Chenchen, get it done for Brother Yue." ”
"Okay." Liang Chen put down the computer with a smile, looked to the side, pointed to a notebook in the corner of the wall, and said, "How many computers are restored?" ”
Tang Yue nodded.
"Cheng, give me a minute." Liang Chen quickly connected the two computers, crackled and banged, and finished the work.
Not to mention a minute, it is estimated that it is not even thirty seconds.
Tang Yue was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and glared at Mario: "It's such a simple matter, I'll just take the computer back, is it necessary for you to come?" ”
"My sister and I aren't in a hurry to see you." Mario threw a wink, which directly caused Tang Yue's goosebumps to fall to the ground.