Chapter 0057 You Come Here, I Promise Not to Kill You
David has been writing books for almost one and a half years, and has written 3 works, and these three works are all borrowed from the more popular novels in his previous life, and the people who were borrowed, David said that he was very sorry, yes, very sorry. ps: I don't know you yet, you're going to say I'm sorry.
Well, David coughed to indicate the past.
When David wrote more than 3,000 words in "The Legend of Xiuxian", he saw that on the Q number, Lin Yujiao sent a message, saying that he participated in the school's orientation activity, and also performed a show, so that David could see how it was.
David clicked on the video and watched it, David found that Lin Yujiao really lived up to the name of the school flower, needless to say, she was beautiful, but David didn't like singing people very much, and he also felt that Lin Yujiao's singing was really good, which was very in line with David's taste.
David said: "Yujiao, I'm sure you'll definitely be popular in the future, I'm sure of that, but when will you sign my name, when you're popular, I'll sell it to support my family." ”
Lin Yujiao replied: "David, just borrow your auspicious words, when I come to the fire, I will definitely sign your name on you, and then you can sell yourself, and when you sell, I will buy you for a dime." ”
As soon as David saw this sentence, he grabbed Lin Yujiao's speech and said, "Yujiao, when my brother sold it, he dragged me to your bed for just a dime, doesn't this mean that my brother is really worthless?" ”
Lin Yujiao regretted it a little after sending the message, this language problem is really a bit big, and when David replied to the message. Lin Yujiao blushed directly and returned: "David, you obviously know that I didn't mean this, you are like this, I will cut this sentence down and mail it to your house, so that your girlfriend can take a good look at how you bullied me." ”
David couldn't cry or laugh when he saw it, and said, "Ah, Lin Yujiao, don't be so cheating on you, when my girlfriend breaks up with me, I'll snatch you over and warm my bed." ”
Lin Yujiao replied: "Hehe, you still want to come to Xiangjiang to rob me, you may not know how many are chasing me, but there is a group, don't come to Xiangjiang vertically and return to Yangjiang horizontally." ”
David replied: "When the time comes, I will organize a group to go to Xiangjiang, and I will run away immediately after I rob you, and see what they do." ”
Lin Yujiao was amused by David and giggled, no way, who made David become more and more pleasing to girls now, David used to see that girls were shy, David talked a lot in front of men, but in front of girls, especially beautiful girls, he was directly cowardly.
and Xu Jiali can get married, but David is the luckiest thing, speaking of which, David can marry Xu Jiali, David has to thank the thief who stole Xu Jiali's wallet, if it weren't for that thief, how could David have a good life in the future.
Reborn to the present, David's personality has changed a lot, not to mention anything else, let's just say that the previous David and the current David are absolutely different in front of the girl, one sees the girl speechless, the other sees the girl and says endlessly, and the girl laughs again and again.
David quit QQ, and had no interest in writing it, saved the new writing, and sorted out a copy of more than 300,000 words, David found the QQ of K Provincial Publishing House, sent the article over, and sent it out David regretted it again, why? The main reason is that the pirate is selling his own hard work, and David is not happy. ps: You shameless, this is your hard work, you are not afraid of thunder and thunder.
Turning off the computer, David left the study and went to the living room, David found that Sister Yun and the little Lori hadn't left yet, Yan Ru was still talking to Sister Yun about the short things in the family, and the little Lori looked at the two of them boredly.
David did next to the little Lori, looking at the little Lori staring at him, looking at the little Lori Davy unconsciously thought of a sentence, Lori has three good, and the waist is soft and easy to push down. This sentence appeared in David's mind, which made David despise himself fiercely in his heart.
But contempt is contempt, and the words still have to be said, David asked in a low voice: "Little Lori, no, what is your name little girl." ”
Little Lori looked at him with disdain and said: "At first glance, you are a strange Shu, people will not tell you your name, tell you, you will take advantage of the situation, don't think I don't know." ”
David listened to the whole person as if he had been struck by lightning, he is only 21 years old this year, and he is a few years older than you, isn't he an elder brother? How did it become a strange Shu millet? Thinking of this, David had to ask clearly, and said, "How can the big brother be a strange man?" You can't be mistaken.
Little Lori said: "My little sister reads what the book says, as long as she is a few years older than you, and chats with you with bad intentions, that person is definitely a strange Shu, even if not a strange Shu, he is also a bad person." ”
David really wanted to stand up and grab the author who wrote that book, hang him from a tree, and whip him so hard that he could write this kind of book to pollute the flowers of the motherland, which is a sin, and a great crime.
David tricked the little girl out of the living room, directly launched a big move, took out a red ticket, and said: "Brother is not to blame Shu Xiao, you tell me your name, this is yours." After speaking, he shook the red ticket in his hand.
Little Lori bit her fingers and looked at the red ticket, thinking in her heart that if she had this red ticket, she would be able to buy a set of clothes she liked last time tomorrow, and just give him a fake name. Thinking of this, little Lori said: "My name is Huang Meiying, and my mother calls me Meiying." ”
David asked the name, and handed the red ticket to the little Lori, David patted the little Lori's head and said, "What's the matter, my brother didn't lie to you, and my brother is not to blame." Of course, Little Lori won't refute David's words, after all, she just got the red ticket and hasn't covered it yet, if Davy takes it back again, Little Lori won't have to cry to death.
Back in the living room with Little Lori, David and Little Lori chatted, over there, Sister Yun and Yan Ru chatted, and they were ready to go back, Sister Yun said to Little Lori who was chatting with David: "Xiuyan, go back." ”
When David heard this, he was directly stupid, and said puzzledly: "Isn't her name Huang Meiying?" How do you call it Xiuyan? Sister Yun was stunned and said, "No, I can still remember the name of my own child, his surname is Huang Xiuyan." David turned his head and looked at Lori viciously.
And the little Lori pouted and moved her mouth to David, although there was no sound, but David looked at the shape of his mouth, what should be said is, how can I tell my name to a strange Shu Xiao?
David was so angry that he almost blurted out, "Come here, I promise not to kill you." Little Lori saw that David was not angry enough, and patted her pocket under David's gaze, the meaning was self-evident.
David swore that who would tell him in the future: "Lori has three good, delicate waist and easy to push down." David promised not to kill him.