I have a big opinion: "Men don't have to, they can't do things." ”

Her Majesty said: "For the sake of others, is it uncomfortable to have a scruffy beard? No woman likes it!"

I didn't listen to anything else, I only thought about what women liked, and then don't even grow hair.

Her Majesty tapped me lightly on the head, and the fairy tree crept out of the flesh......

Several palace maids were stunned and stared at ......

Her Majesty the Queen couldn't put it down, and clung to the branch and said, "Don't move it, just deal with the hair!"

The palace maids guessed silently for a long time, but they still didn't know what it meant: a stinky beggar, and this broken thing?

I shouted, "It's not a beggar, it's an immortal;

Her Majesty glared and shouted: "Okay! I'm afraid that others won't know, what are you buying everywhere?" There are all women here, and you are not allowed to look at each other in the future!"

I've become mute, and so has a pink woman, and if I want to send her to the west with a fist, no one will poke me in the eye!

The queen ordered them to leave and watched the trimming herself, but I had no say......

The man in the white coat cut off all my hair, and sprayed it again and again with a small round bottle mouth, and said, "With this, it will never grow any more hair!"

I couldn't accept it and shouted, "Why don't you cut off your hair?"

Her Majesty said in a loud voice: "All right, people are women, don't go bald, men are fine! Look at you, don't even know if you turn yourself into a beggar, let your subordinates laugh!"

I'm going to sue: "The pink woman just ...... me"

Her Majesty the Empress was not pleasing to the eye, and said, "There is no pink woman here, her name is Jiao Yan!" ”

The woman in the white coat wanted to introduce herself to me.

Her Majesty glared and roared: "Okay! Why do you know so much? Don't look at it much in the future; you have to bow your head when you meet!"

I seem to have been promoted from a beggar to a person of status, and even I feel amazing......

However, the aggrieved man in the white coat kept sullen, cut off a large pile of my beard, and scraped and scraped it with a fairy knife, spraying a lot of white mist on it.

An hour later, the empress arranged for the palace maid to ...... for me Coming out of the locker room, putting on a pair of leggings, it was very uncomfortable, like a ballerina, bouncing and saying, "No, no!"

Her Majesty the Queen said: "Only when you wear it can you have an identity, do you believe in taking a good look in the mirror?"

I picked up the round mirror from my chest and saw that the fairy tree was blood-red, there was not a single hair on its head, and its beard was completely shaved as if it had changed into a human being......

Just flick the mirror, and the pink woman appears, and it's still like that......

Is this broken mirror showing what she is doing?

Her Majesty didn't look at it at all, and shouted loudly: "Follow me!"

As soon as I went out, the heavy rain stopped, the sun shone down, and it was wet everywhere...... If you don't go to the phoenix bed, what are you doing outside?

I was unwell and followed closely, all the way in a daze, turning around, appearing on the podium, a man dressed as a warrior came over and introduced: "All the people are here, please speak to Her Majesty!"

She held my hand tightly, stood in front of the stage, and shouted loudly through the loudspeaker: "Warriors, the long-lost husband has been found!" and raised my hand high for the people below to see.

My brain was confused: I used to have an affair with her, and I should have hidden it quietly, but I didn't expect her to be so thick-skinned that she actually regarded me as her husband?

The people below did not quite agree, but there were cheers: "Long live Her Majesty, long live!"

I scanned it many times with my fairy eyes, but I still didn't understand that in addition to women, there seemed to be some men among the warriors......

The team is arranged in a square, vertical and horizontal, and well-trained......

Her Majesty the Queen, like a generation of emperors, raised her hands high and shouted: "You have worked hard!"

The team walked back and forth in a neat manner according to the instructions, and from time to time the slogan came out: "Long live the queen, long live the queen!"

The more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes; when reviewing the exercises, I should shout the corresponding slogans, why is this so......

Her Majesty whispered to my ear, "Let everyone remember it—don't you understand?"

A voice came from afar from the audience: "Mom, I'm here!"

Her Majesty smiled and stretched out her arms to greet ......

flashed, threw himself into the arms of Her Majesty the Queen, and kissed her on the face more than a dozen times in public, making her face full of saliva......

After a while, he moved his gaze to my face and said, "Good girl, call Daddy!"

I was stunned: "What does this mean?"

Obediently admit life, grow my mother's appearance to my face, but leave no trace of me.

Don't say that you don't accept it in your heart, even me.

Her Majesty turned the corner and shouted to the warriors below, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time they have met. ”

The leader below shouted: "Your Majesty is wise!"

Then came the call of the warriors......

There was a flash in the air, and someone came out in a panic: "Report, the enemy is a hundred miles away from us, and he will come soon!"

The queen held my hand tightly and understood why she loved me so much, not in bed sharing, but in ......

stared at me obediently, and found that it looked very strange, so I couldn't help but point with my finger and say a lot of "boom" to my mother's ear.

Her Majesty the Queen did not comprehend it, and ordered: "Explore again!"

Her Majesty knew better than anyone else that she would call me to follow closely, and in a flash, it would be a hundred miles......

However, an enemy did not see it, and obediently lay on the back of Her Majesty the Queen, and the dead uncle did not come down, so I had to ......

After a long time, he still came to my back and shouted: "Ugly monster, I want to be a father too!"

Her Majesty the Queen should correct it well: "It's not that you want to be, but a veritable father, you must shout!"

My brain is foggy, I remember that I have been with her for more than a year, and I have not conceived, how can this child think that it is mine?

This kind of mental activity, the queen also knows, into my ear, said a lot, the more I listened, the more confused, or I don't know why?

Her Majesty wanted to explain further - there was a flash in the air, and a flying soldier appeared, shouting: "Oh no, the enemy is fighting with our people!"

The more I listened, the more wrong it became: wasn't it a hundred miles away from us?

Her Majesty the Queen didn't count it in her heart and asked, "What's the matter?"

The Flying Soldier simply stated: "The enemy attacked suddenly, and we were unprepared for the battle......

The queen almost fainted, and when she came to find the enemy, she was thrown into the air, and was ...... Hurriedly shouted: "Lead the way!"

Her Majesty the Empress was stunned, the enemy was too strong, and saw our men fall one after another, but there was no solution, and shouted: "Husband, it's up to you!"

Anyway, everywhere you go, it's someone else's cannon fodder; you can still get a pioneer generalissimo with the baby, and you have nothing to do with her......

Her Majesty was not at ease, so she asked her to come down, but she said, "It's fun to fight, I want to be with ugly monsters!"

I wanted to throw her out, but two little hands grabbed my ears and said, "It's no way to shout Daddy!"

Her Majesty immediately corrected: "Good girl, don't shout, people will laugh at you! Dad is ugly, where do you put your little face?"

It worked, and I pinched my ear and said, "Spare you! ”

The enemy did not give us time, and the attacking shells passed by in the face, and obediently buried their heads in my back without hesitation......

I flicked my legs and flew towards all the enemies......